NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 226 The press conference that went off track

The players of the two teams ended their pleasantries and began to return to the locker room.

At this time, Chinese reporter Xia Qin came over, and she got a chance to interview He Xinghui on the spot.

Under normal circumstances, he rarely accepts interviews on the spot after the game, because it is not easy to divide the cake.

Every media wants to get this opportunity, no matter who it is, it will make the other dozen media depressed.

Get them on it together and it becomes a live press conference.

In this way, the official press conference after the game has no meaning.

"Brother Xing, congratulations on your successful promotion."

Xia Qin was so excited that she almost lost her grip on the microphone, and she was about to let go.

"Calm down, fans like you may think that you are the one who got promoted."

He Xinghui stretched out his hand, trying to answer the microphone.

"Haha, there is no way, I am so excited, this is the first time a player from our country has advanced to the second round as a core player, this is a major breakthrough."

Xia Qin was a little embarrassed, she regained her grip on the microphone, and continued to ask: "You won this game easily today, how do you feel?"

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He Xinghui really wanted to ask her back, how did he see that he was very relaxed, clearly already desperate, okay?
"Tired, does that count?"

He Xinghui said.

what?
This.
Xia Qin was obviously a little surprised by this answer, and then she became anxious again.

When the situation is not what she imagined, her urgency and resilience are exposed.

She had no choice but to change the subject very bluntly: "Dayao has returned to China to participate in the training camp, preparing for the World Championships. Are you worried that you will not be able to return to the training camp in time after playing for too long in the playoffs?"

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He Xinghui was speechless again.

Playing for a long time in the playoffs means that they have advanced, how can they be worried, isn't this a good thing?
"I also want to go back to the training camp earlier, but my strength doesn't allow it."

He Xinghui spread his hands and looked helpless.

"handsome."

"Fuck."

"day."

In China, in front of the TV, those fans couldn't help laughing when they saw He Xinghui's answer.

This playful look is very interesting.

Afterwards, He Xinghui answered a few more routine questions and ended the interview.

He needs to hurry up to shower, and there's a press conference waiting for him.

If he wins, there is no reason for him to be absent.

At the press conference, the loser Lakers attended first.

Zen Master, Kobe, Brand, Odom, and even Smush and others all went. This is the last time of this season, and it is a chance for everyone to show their faces.

They took turns on the stage one by one, and it was the Zen master who was tortured first.

Zen master said that there are many reasons for the failure, including the lineup, running-in problems, luck and other factors.

In the end, Phil Jackson concluded: "This season is over, but it doesn't matter. We learned a lot from our failures. Brand integrated more successfully in the next two games, the triangle tactics have also taken shape, and Kobe also realized in the game. Sublimated.

In short, next season, we Lakers will surprise everyone. "

The current record is embarrassing, so let's talk about the future.

If there is no hope for the future, then talk about the glory of the past.

On the Art of Avoiding Embarrassment, by Phil Jackson.

Then, the Zen master went off and Kobe went on.

"I'm going to double down on training this summer."

Kobe doesn't talk about the present, only the future.

"Kobe, we want to hear you talk about this game. Are you disappointed to lose the game? Where do you think the team lost? How do you evaluate your cousin?"

A reporter interrupted Kobe's imagination and asked three questions in one breath.

"There are definitely disappointments, but this is the game, this is life. There are many reasons for losing and we will address them this summer."

Within three seconds of opening his mouth, Kobe successfully brought the topic to this summer, and did not comment on He Xinghui, leaving the reporter speechless.

Time is limited, Kobe just talked about it for a while, and the time is almost up.

Then, he decisively ended and replaced Odom.

The honest man Odom answered the reporter's questions in a regular manner. Unfortunately, he is not the one who has attracted much attention. No matter how many questions he asks, it doesn't mean much.

After the reporter politely asked a few questions, Odom also understood.

Then enter Brand.

After all, he still hasn't escaped the question-whether he regrets leaving the Clippers.

"There is nothing to regret. This is the NBA. You have to get used to these things in this league. From the Bulls to the Clippers, and then from the Clippers to the Lakers. Maybe, from the Lakers to a certain team in the future, It's all normal."

Brand said.

"You mean, you want to leave the Lakers?"

The reporter took the truth out of context.

"No no no, I'm just giving an example to show that trades are a normal phenomenon in the league."

Brand quickly explained.

Unfortunately, the reporter didn't believe it.They were ready. After the game, they focused on saying that Brand was disappointed with the Lakers and wanted to leave. By the way, they helped Brand analyze a suitable next home.

Journalists often do this kind of guesswork.

Most of the time, this random guess is wrong, but this time, they can be right once.

After Brand, other Lakers players were more or less asked one or two questions, completing this polite process.

What happened next was what the reporters were looking forward to.

Only Deng Levy, He Xinghui and Gasol attended the press conference for the Clippers. They have not been eliminated yet, and there are still opportunities in the future. There is no need to say goodbye now.

"He, congratulations on your promotion."

"Thank you."

The two sides exchanged pleasantries, and then the reporter asked, "He, do you think you are the king of Los Angeles now?"

After talking about the topic for half a season, the curtain finally came to an end today.

Who is the King of Los Angeles?This reporter actually didn't care at all, they just hoped that He Xinghui would admit it himself, so as to excite the star fans and make Kemi scold him.

In short, as long as He Xinghui admits, this is the continuation of the topic.

Do you want to admit that you are the king of Los Angeles?
This question is actually not very easy to answer, so He Xinghui simply changed the topic and said: "No, no, your layout is too small. What I want is the king of North America, the king of the earth, the king of the solar system, the king of the galaxy, the galaxy King of the Virgo galaxy cluster, king of the Laniakea supercluster, king of the universe."

His words directly confused more than 90% of the reporters and fans.

After all, not many ordinary people have the time to study the structural division of the universe, so naturally they don't know what He Xinghui is talking about.

"Although I don't understand it very well, it sounds quite powerful."

A star fan nodded.

"John, your state is called ignorance in our country."

His Chinese friend joked.

Most of the fans are like John. Although they don't understand, they just feel that He Xinghui's words are very powerful and grand.

As for those few people who understood, they couldn't help complaining: "Cousin Dare is still a top student, you are amazing my cousin."

At the scene, after a short period of silence, the reporter continued to ask: "It is reported that you are so powerful on the court because of your martial arts and force. Is this true?"

"Which company's report is too outrageous, don't you believe it?"

He Xinghui complained.

If the American people really believe this kind of nonsense, He Xinghui has made a huge contribution to the motherland and successfully lowered the average IQ of Americans.

"Maria said you told her yourself."

replied the reporter.

"Well, I admit that I do know martial arts. Not only do I know martial arts, but I also know the mysterious oriental magic, which can predict the future. Would you like me to make a fortune for you?"

He Xinghui simply explained lazily, believe it or not.

"Really? We want to meet."

These journalists are highly educated people, they must not believe it.

However, they need to pretend to believe and let He Xinghui make a prediction.

As long as He Xinghui makes a prediction, it will be a new topic.

Like gossip, this is the commonality of human beings.

As the reporter made such outrageous demands, the topic on the scene became more and more deviant.

A good basketball press conference turned into a magic show.

But the audience won't mind, and it's quite novel to have some weird situations occasionally.

"I really can't do anything with you, so I'll just do something."

He Xinghui chuckled inwardly, since they wanted to play, he would accompany them to the end.

He closed his eyes, touched his right thumb and middle finger together, and made a fortune-telling posture.

In fact, he was thinking about how to act as a good magic stick.

First of all, he must predict accurately, so that he can act aggressive without being slapped in the face, and be sought after and worshiped.

Secondly, he can't behave too bizarrely, and can't arouse others' suspicion.

In the end, it would be even better if it could play some positive role when pretending to be aggressive.

Seeing that He Xinghui was thinking seriously, the reporter didn't dare to disturb him, and waited curiously.

They were going to see how outrageous He Xinghui could go.

In front of the TV, Kemihu fans saw He Xinghui's gesture, and they all cursed crazy and ridiculed wantonly.

After losing the game, they couldn't smear and mock He Xinghui in terms of strength, which made them very depressed.

But now, they can ridicule from the IQ, which can be regarded as finding a vent.

In contrast, some star fans are curious, and some star fans are laughing.

They seriously suspect that the idol is playing tricks on the reporter. This scene is quite funny.

He Xinghui thought for a while, then opened his eyes and said, "I just made a random calculation. At this time next year, the real estate industry in the United States will collapse, and there will be a financial crisis sweeping across the United States by 08 at the latest. Mortgage companies, banks and individuals will go bankrupt."

If you choose to predict this, you will not be slapped in the face, and you don't have to worry about being regarded as a monster.Because he is not the only one who can see this now.

This kind of thing is regular and inevitable, the question is only when.

Forecasting the financial crisis, those elites will think that he is proficient in economics, and they will not really believe that he can tell fortunes.

As for the silly fans, that would be even better, and they might regard him as a god in the future.

At the same time, if some fans believe his words and don't throw money into the stock market and real estate, he has done a good deed.

As for whether saying such things will have any negative effects, He Xinghui is not worried at all. Anyway, NBA players give the outside world the impression that they are brain-dead.

It doesn't matter if it is shouting that the earth is flat.

As long as they play well, fans generally don't care.

Everyone came to watch the game, not the quiz show.

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The reporters were completely speechless when they heard the words, even if they were beaten to death, He Xinghui really made a serious prediction.

However, this prediction is a bit off the mark.

The current real estate market and stock market are in a mess. Are you telling me about the economic crisis?

"Really? I don't believe it."

A reporter named Louie Williams said.

"That's right, then you should buy more houses to keep your money."

He Xinghui said.

"Let's talk about the next game, which team do you hope to meet?"

Another reporter decided to get back to business, talking about how boring the house was.

At present, the Nuggets and the Grizzlies have played 2 to 2, and the outcome is unpredictable.

"whatever."

He Xinghui said that it doesn't matter, he is the younger brother anyway.

This indifferent appearance made many reporters feel uncomfortable.

"Will Corey's absence bother you?"

The reporter decided to help He Xinghui remember some unhappy things.

"The people who play against me should be troubled, because I will take on more responsibilities. Maybe, the top of the playoff scoring list should be changed."

He Xinghui said.

He scored 46 points in this game, and his scoring average has surpassed Arenas, reaching an astonishing 35.6 points.

Keep it up, he will be the top of the list.

Of course, it's hard.

This kind of scoring in the playoffs is only possible for Joe's gang leader.

The reporters were speechless for a while, and they found that no matter what they asked or how they asked, He Xinghui would always find a way to pretend to be aggressive, and they were hard to guard against.

Then, the reporter changed the question.

"The alliance is discussing what kind of treaty to introduce. As long as it is passed, you can get at least 25% of the maximum salary contract next year, which can make you a lot of money. Excuse me, do you personally support this treaty?"

"Whatever, I'm not interested in money."

He Xinghui had to pretend every question, and some reporters at the scene couldn't stand it anymore.

If it wasn't for work, they would have left without hesitation.

And their depressed expressions, in the eyes of the audience in front of the TV, are so funny.

Even some celebrities, in order to learn how to deal with reporters, watched this press conference specially.

Unfortunately, they found that if they want to learn these skills of He Xinghui, they must first have He Xinghui's strength.

Gan.

After a few regular questions, the press conference ended.

Overall, it is as unexpected as ever, even involving the vast universe and advanced economics.

He Xinghui's press conference must not be missed, there will always be surprises waiting for fans.

　This point is updated, which means that there is another chapter tonight.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)