NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 159 Let's Sand Sculpture Together

"What is the offense? He is a player who needs to face the defense to hit. The more players defending him, the higher his shooting rate, and vice versa. Hell, what kind of design is this."

Barkley couldn't help complaining while talking, this setting is too weird.

If the other party empties He Xinghui again and again, then he still throws a hammer.

Because of He Xinghui's wonderful character design, another funny scene appeared on the court.

He Xinghui yelled 'please defend' to the second graders, but no one responded to him, and he just let go to guard against others.

Seeing that the time was running out, He Xinghui "helplessly" cast a three-way shot.

The other players deliberately didn't care to grab the rebound, so the ball went to Bogut's hands again.

After two rounds, the audience has already remembered Bogut's character design and found it very funny.

In the second grade offense, Ben Gordon dunked the ball, and the result was a dunk.

His character design is a master of dunking blue. When Barkley imagined this person, the audience was already laughing.

Because the audience is familiar with Ben Gordon, he averaged 17 points per game this year, and he has already shown his star appearance.

At the same time, the audience also knows that Ben Gordon's athletic ability is average, he rarely dunks, and relies on shooting to eat.

As a result, the current character design is actually a slam dunk master, which is very funny.

What's even more annoying is that Ben Gordon dunked the first time he took a shot. Is this a master of dunking blue?
Seeing this, the audience almost understood that the group of people on the field was acting deliberately, and what they were acting was still a comedy without logic, just for fun.

However, not many viewers will mind.

Because of the funny scenes performed by these people, coupled with their funny characters, the combination is very comical.

In the first-year offense, He Xinghui still controlled the ball and was still left empty.

The audience laughed again, because in official matches, He Xinghui has always been a shooter who is strictly guarded against, and there is no such thing as being left empty like now.

However, He Xinghui, who had already been emptied, still had a tangled face and dared not make a move.

Next, a picture that made people laugh even more to death appeared.

Bogut, Paul, and Nate Robinson suddenly picked up the player in front of them, put them down in front of He Xinghui, and surrounded him.

Facing the defender, the condition was met, and there were still three.

He Xinghui shot happily and scored.

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The audience was dumbfounded.

Good guy, they never expected that He Xinghui's ability could be used like this.

However, this seems to be a foul.

Where is the referee?
The referee signaled that the goal was valid, and the audience fainted again.

"Waterfake, is this okay?"

Barkley covered his face and smiled.

He was convinced, he was very curious about how abnormal He Xinghui's mind was.

How can a normal person come up with such a ghost idea.

At this time, Smith said solemnly: "Although we all know that they are performing, everyone must not think that this kind of performance is easy. If He didn't score the goal just now, it would be a failure of the performance, because it does not meet his current performance. The character set. It turned out that he got in, which was not easy.”

The audience who understood Smith's words couldn't help but nodded, indeed.

"A player with a big heart, really stable."

The audience sighed.

The first grade helped He Xinghui score a goal in an outrageous way.

Then it was the turn of the second grade. Howard directly picked up Ben Gordon and rushed to the basket to help Ben Gordon complete the dunk.

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Audience.

Fortunately, the audience has gotten used to it a little, and the laughter was not so excessive this time.

If they laughed any longer, they couldn't take it anymore.

On the field, He Xinghui was complaining to the referee that Howard had walked away.

The audience was overwhelmed again, they really wanted to ask, where is your face?

You even asked your teammates to help pick up others, and you still said that others fouled, which is outrageous.

"I don't have a ball in my hand, what kind of steps do I take? If I don't walk, can I still jump and play?"

Howard retorted bouncingly.

In the end, the referee ruled that the goal was valid, and He Xinghui wronged the good guy and called a technical foul.

Even the referee is messing around, and the audience is already numb.

In the first-year offense, Nate Robinson tried to break through, but was double-teamed.

There are no teammates around to support him, and he is about to lose the ball.

The audience was dumbfounded, why did they suddenly become serious?
Don't, we still have to watch those funny sand sculptures.

Many viewers shouted inwardly.

As a result, they thought too much. How could the game be serious before the second half.

Nate passed the ball to Luther Head on the bench, then left the opponent, ran out of space, received a pass from Luther Head, went to the basket and scored two points.

The referee still said the score was valid.

"If the same can be done in the official competition, the competition will surely become more interesting."

said an audience member.

Unfortunately, his words were not recognized by the surrounding audience.

This kind of sand sculpture operation is nothing more than playing on the All-Stars. Don't do it in the official game. The official game should still be competitive and serious.

Sophomore offense.

Barkley: "Nate is still trying to block shots. He has tried three times and all failed. Is he really the king of shot blocks?"

Offensive and defensive transition, first-year offense.

Paul continued to punch Howard on the back, this time Howard pretended to be slow to react, and then Paul leaned back and was about to complete the shot.

The audience was almost moved when they saw this. Has this stupid persistence finally paid off?

As a result, Nate Robinson turned out and gave Paul a block.

Then, like Garnett, Nate hammered his chest wildly, looking extremely excited.

"Good guy, it turns out that he, the shot block leader, refers to the caps of his teammates. Does Ford's steals leader also want to steal his teammates?"

Barkley complained, and the audience laughed.

Second-year offense, Howard shot three-pointers from the outside.

He takes off and shoots.

He Xinghui rushed over, and the two fell to the ground, palms interlocking.

He Xinghui made a mistake yesterday. He and Paul were on the same team. It was a little inappropriate for him to defend Paul and then complete this funny clip.

So, this scene finally fell into the hands of Howard.

The two of them interlocked their fingers, holding hands, and walked slowly towards the second grade camp at a walking pace, just like a couple who just fell in love walking in the sunset.

The problem is that the two of them are big men, they look like gay, and they are gay, which directly caused hundreds of people on the scene to be stained with their clothes or faces by the sprayed drinks.

Fortunately, all the audience knew that they were acting, otherwise they would immediately lose countless followers.

"Oh, stop, hot eyes. Please close your eyes immediately, children below, this is not suitable for you to watch."

Barkley laughed and complained.

Next, the two sides played a few more rounds and continued to perfect their respective character settings.

At the same time, use their own wonderful character settings to create contrasting comedy effects.

When two-thirds of the first half was played, the two sides began to make substitutions.

After all, in the plan, the second half must be played seriously, and the performances are all in the first half.

A few players off the field who haven't played yet have to make their debut.

After the substitutions between the two sides, careful viewers will find that there are actually six second-year players left on the field.

Then, they played two rounds as if nothing had happened.

Brett, the first-year coach, was 'furious' and removed his outer suit after protesting to the referees that it was invalid.

Good guy, this guy is actually wearing a jersey inside.

A suit with a jersey?

Before the audience could get to the bottom of it, Brett had already run onto the field, trying to help the team defend.

5 on 5 has become 6 on 6, and the audience has no fu.ck to say.

Soon, the first half was over.

Just when the audience thought that the second half would still be like this, the two sides suddenly became serious in the second half and started a normal game, which was beyond the audience's expectation.

However, they are very satisfied.

He Xinghui knew very well that too much was too late.

In the first half, the audience had laughed enough and had a certain degree of immunity.Continue to be funny in the second half, the effect will not be too good.

On the contrary, returning to the normal game will make the audience have an unfinished nostalgia.

Moreover, basketball is a competitive sport after all, and it is not appropriate to be completely funny, which is a bit contrary to the purpose of the game.

In the second half, a real fight with real swords and guns can reflect the charm of competitive basketball.

In short, the change of style at this time is just right.

"Gao, really clever."

Stern said to himself.

If the second half of the game is still a funny performance, then Stern will also recognize He Xinghui's talent, but he will not give such a high evaluation as he does now.

But now, everything that He Xinghui has done and his grasp of the rhythm are already perfect in Stern's opinion.

Anyway, he couldn't think of a better way to deal with it than this.

"This little guy, I'm going to embarrass the old man once."

Stern was a little helpless.

The day after tomorrow is the All-Star Game, and in such a short period of time, he can't think of a way to win the Rookie Challenge.

At that time, the evaluation of the star-studded main game is lower than that of the rookie challenge, and he will inevitably be ridiculed.

(End of this chapter)