NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 158 The Subversive Rookie Challenge

Early the next morning, He Xinghui first went to the airport to pick up his family.

His cheap old mother and cheap cousin came to Houston, which made He Xinghui a little tangled, not knowing how to face them, and wondering if he could do it without embarrassment.

Fortunately, Cai Xuemei didn't meet him, she just pinched his muscles: "Good guy, cousin, you have grown so much."

"Of course, now I can carry three bags of cement up to the fifth floor without panting."

He Xinghui said.

What the hell is this to describe?

Cai Xuemei laughed directly.

"Who bought your clothes for you? They don't match at all. They don't look good."

Cai Qiuju glanced at her son, filled with emotion, and finally spoke, but complained about He Xinghui's attire.

"Mark, my manager. I don't care if he looks good or not. I'm an athlete, not a model. As long as I play well, it doesn't matter if I'm shirtless. If I can't play well, it doesn't matter if I wear a few flowers on my head." .”

He Xinghui said.

"Hahaha, cousin, why have you become crazy?"

Cai Xuemei laughed.

"It's called humor, and it works very well in the United States."

He Xinghui couldn't be like the original owner, so he blamed his changes on the American environment.

The effect is not bad, at least his mother and younger sister believe it tentatively.

After getting in the car, Cai Xuemei was still chattering and asking, "Where's my cousin, why didn't she come to pick us up?"

"Which do you mean?"

He Xinghui asked.

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Cai Qiuju was very tired.

What should I do if my son is bothered?Wait online.

"Cousin, you are finished, wait until you finish the game, and see how my aunt will deal with you."

Cai Xuemei said in shock.

After arriving at the destination and putting away his luggage, He Xinghui took his family for a stroll in Houston. On the way, he encountered several blond beauties asking for autographs and group photos.

An unrestrained girl sneaked up on him while taking a photo together and kissed him.

This made Cai Qiuju understand a little bit, in a place like the United States, it is too difficult for He Xinghui to only want a girlfriend.

The women here have no sense of shame.

It's nothing more than a face kiss in public, and it's a stranger, it's outrageous.

In the afternoon, He Xinghui handed over his family to Zhao Liping, and he started to get down to business.

At 5 o'clock, the 2006 All-Star Rookie Challenge officially began.

In the passionate introduction of the DJ, the players appeared one after another.

He Xinghui, as one of the biggest rookies, naturally stayed until the end, the finale.

DJ shouted: "Next, please invite this year's super rookie, a dance king who was delayed by the NBA, the god of song—He."

The lights hit the stage, and the audience saw a scene they were very familiar with.

Dangerous by Michael Jackson.

This is the way He Xinghui chose to play.

In the United States, if you want to say which star has the most influence, Michael Jackson can be selected as the final list without any suspense.

And just last year, Michael Jackson's pedophile case was concluded and he was acquitted.

However, the disheartened Michael has left the United States, completely out of the public eye, without hearing from him.

This is the period when the American people miss Michael.

It is undoubtedly very pleasing for He Xinghui to pay tribute to Michael by performing classic programs.

Of course, the premise is to perform well.

If He Xinghui acted differently and insulted Maifan's idol, angry Maifan might throw shoes at him.

He Xinghui dared to play this, so he was sure of it.

As the music sounded, He Xinghui and a group of supporting dancers performed the danger perfectly.

The near-perfect reproduction made people unable to tell whether it was He Xinghui or Michael Jackson's real body on the stage.

The strong sense of rhythm directly detonated the emotions of the audience.

Mai Fan in the audience burst into tears with excitement.

The feelings of fanatic fans are so rich.

"This guy really knows how to perform."

David Stern said with emotion that he put down his work and prepared to finish the Rookie Challenge.

He would like to see what kind of tricks He Xinghui can play in the rookie game. How could he say that the All-Star game would be boring without him.

As far as He Xinghui's appearance is concerned, Stern admits that it is not bad, but it is far from enough.

After his dazzling appearance, He Xinghui took off his suit and came to the court.

The rookie competition officially begins.

"Hahaha, what are they messing with?"

When the two sides were jumping the ball, the audience laughed out loud.

Instead of sending the tallest center to the jumper, neither team took the two shortest centers, Nate Robinson and TJ Ford.

One is 7 meters and the other is 8 meters.

In the NBA where there are so many people, their heads are like children.

A group of tall and strong men surrounded the two little guys. This scene is ridiculous no matter how you look at it.

Continuing to surprise the audience, Nate Robinson jumped to win, showing his amazing jumping side.

This.
Stern is speechless.

Even if he was beaten to death, He Xinghui could play tricks and play a sense of comedy with an ordinary jump ball.

Nate pushed forward with the ball, and TJ Ford rushed directly to steal.

In the commentary seat, Barkley said: "Ford, who is known as the king of steals, robbed loneliness."

The king of steals, this is a character set that He Xinghui added to Forte.

At the same time, he also handed over all the character designs to Barkley, and it would be more interesting to let him use these character designs when explaining.

"The ball is in the hands of Chris Paul. It is said that this is a point guard who loves post-ups. Why does he love post-ups at his size? I don't know this. The player information I got is like this. Look, he is post-ups. Howard, I made a move."

Barkley couldn't help laughing out loud as he spoke, what ghostly designs are these, it's too inconsistent.

Paul played World of Warcraft with his back, which may never be seen in official games.

The reason, of course, is that it cannot be moved.

An 80kg back hits a 120kg center forward, and it's hell to be able to play.

Seeing Chris Paul gritted his teeth and arched inward, and then Howard remained motionless, many viewers turned over with laughter.

"Let Paul play back, what does the first-year coach Brett think? Let's take a look at Brett on the sidelines, Watfak. Brett is applauding, is he praising Chris for playing well?"

Smith complained wildly.

"Kenny, tell me I'm dreaming, this isn't the rookie challenge I'm used to."

Barkley cooperated.

On the court, Chris's back hit naturally had no half-dime effect. He took off and tried to make a fallback jumper, but the ball was directly picked off by Howard.

At that moment, Howard smiled like a fool, he was having fun, how could there be such a fun plot for him in normal games.

Sophomore offense, Howard held the ball on the outside, looking for three-pointers.

His personality in this game is a shooter who loves long-range three-pointers, while Nate Robinson's personality is a shot-blocker who loves to block shots.

Ever since, there was a picture of Nate Robinson jumping up and covering the air on the field.

However, it doesn't matter if you don't cover it, because Howard made a three-point shot.

The basketball fell directly into the hands of Bogut under the basket. His personality is a very rubbish but very lucky center, who relies on "picking up" rebounds to get around in the league.

Although Bogut has a lot of opinions on this character, but when everyone agrees, he can only accept it with tears.

In two rounds, neither side scored.

However, the audience has already laughed a lot.

You can see so many ridiculous and shocking scenes, what more goals do you need?
If you want to see goals, any regular season game will suffice.

However, this kind of funny game is absolutely impossible to appear in regular games.

After only two rounds, the audience's interest was already full.

They want to see how many tricks are waiting for them next.

At this time, Stern, as well as some old-fashioned audiences, were dumbfounded.

Competition, can you still play like this?

Their three views are ruined.

However, they had to admit that this game was really interesting and novel, making people want to laugh and want to continue watching.

(End of this chapter)