Chapter 633 "Jump God"

Shen Changle said: "Hey, it's good, you get two dollars and I get four dollars, and I'll bounce back!!!"

"It's purely idle." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "There are four yuan here. At first, the boss also found out when he went out."

"Oh.........this is a photo for me, no!!! Please be a master!!!"

"Also invite an expert???" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle said: "Please!!! The master here will understand after a look."

"Oh, this is a photo for you again."

"Then what should we do?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Master, I have spoken, add two mirrors and six yuan!!!"

"Oh..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Come out from the opposite side and have a look! This is not good, please invite the master again."

"The master came to give advice, add more! Eight mirrors!!!"

"The bosses are also two big fools, what kind of masters do you want if you just add two mirrors!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "The next day the boss from the opposite side came out again! What should we do about this, please invite an expert to come!"

"An expert is here, add a mirror, [-] yuan!!!"

"I guess so." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Papa papa papa, eight yuan was posted, the two of them fought, and the master became the sales champion of the glass factory."

"Ah??? Good guy, these two grandsons belong to the glass factory??? I just said how to stick the mirror. I take back what I just said. These two masters are too clever." Hou Zhen said sincerely.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed instantly, leaning forward and back together with joy.

Shen Changle said: "Later, this was not enough. The two families were still beating chicken feathers and duck blood. In the end, they invited another master, and they came over and said."

"No way, I'll draw a gossip for you, and it's done."

"This is really capable." Hou Zhen said.

"You can't see it from the other side, but I'll post it too, a yin-yang fish." Shen Chang said happily.

Hou Zhen said: "Oh..."

Shen Changle said: "Come here again, post a word, Mr. Jiang is here!"

"Come on the opposite side too, Taishan Stone dare to be!"

"Ho..." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Continue to play on the opposite side, and got a tiger's head."

"This side... has a pig's tail hanging on it."

"Ah? Pig tail???" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle also said with a smile: "There is really nothing to show, and it just so happens that there is only one pig's tail left in the butcher's dish."

"Hey, that's fine." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "In the end, the boss saw that it was no good. Our magic weapon war is like this. If it doesn't work, let's change the situation!"

"The pattern can also be changed???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It can be changed, the master came over and said."

"Do as I said. The door is sealed, the window is opened and the door is changed. Your lobby is changed to a toilet, the toilet is changed to a lobby, and the kitchen and bedroom are merged together."

"Good guy, isn't this just tossing around?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, the two families fought back and forth, but in the end no one took advantage of it, but someone else's house was on fire, oh Deyun Huafu!!!"

"Hi! How come you have shares in Deyun Huafu?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "You are ignorant and ignorant. There are a dozen advertisements today, and you can get [-]% off when you buy clothes in the future."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed one after another. This piece of baggage is actually not particularly exciting, but what is being said inside and outside the words, but any normal person can understand it. Isn’t this just another cross talk group in Dianjin?
"Want to compete? Yes, let's compete reasonably, don't be crooked, it's meaningless!!!"

Shen Changle said: "Actually, as ordinary people, it's okay for us to have beliefs. It doesn't matter whether it's Buddha, Taoism, or foreign Christians. People who have beliefs should have a solid and clean mind. After all, most of the mainstream Faith and core ideas are relatively positive, and they persuade people to be kind.”

"But don't be blind with this letter. If you look at a letter, it's like a bunch of god statues in the house. It's all messy and everything. It's unnecessary to spend money and effort."

"That is." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Speaking of which, there is someone in our backstage who believes in these things, my brother Feng Zhaoyang, there is only such a storage room in the house, and there are many such statues in it."

"Every day my senior brother has to squat on the railing of the balcony in the storage room to admire these statues."

"Why are you squatting on the railing???" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle rolled her eyes and said: "There's no way, there's no place to set foot down, it's full, and there's no gap between each other."

"Good guy!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Actually, there is no need. The image of a god is based on the mind. In fact, it is a way of relying on faith. It has no meaning in itself."

"Is that so?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "For example, where did this idol come from? A factory?"

"That is." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "In the factory, the statues are not statues, they are goods. Have you seen any workers kowtow while working there? I created you."

"That's the truth." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "In the factory, it is said that the gods are calling for work. Has Master Wang finished this batch of work?"

"Just finished. I've been busy for a week. I'm exhausted by this unfortunate job, isn't that what you say?"

"Yes." Hou Zhen nodded.

Shen Changle said: "What is the name of the shop when it comes out of the idol factory? Goods!"

"Master Wang, will the batch I want come?"

"One hour, I'll pull it over for you. An hour later, when the store door is opened, there are ropes and boxes. How many statues have been delivered."

"Only when we buy this home after a while, and offer incense and kowtow like this, this is called a statue."

"En." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "And this thing is still the same sentence, don't believe it blindly, for example, believe in me, just believe in the God of Wealth."

"The God of Wealth???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle nodded with a smile and said, "To the God of Wealth, you and the audience friends who support us under the stands are all my God of Wealth."

"Oh, such a God of Wealth?" Hou Zhen said.

"Good good!!!"

There was a round of applause from the audience.

Shen Changle said: "Yeah, you said that I worship a god every day, wishing that the crosstalk actor will be hit by a car tomorrow and that club will close down tomorrow, will that work? If you want to talk about crosstalk well, how can you enrich your own profession? Literacy, everyone, listen carefully, you are happy to hear, this will keep us able to have this meal."

(End of this chapter)

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