Chapter 632

Not to mention the Jindu Crosstalk Festival over there, how embarrassing it is now, at this time the performance of the Jindu Deyun Club branch has officially started.

The first performance was by Zhang Pan and Liu Quanmiao. In just three to 10 minutes of performance, there was a huge applause every minute on average, which made many fans of De Yun club who didn't know these two very hooked.

As for the many old audiences in Jindu who love to watch cross talk, they were shocked at this time.

You must know that the order of performances of the shows is arranged according to the rankings. The first show is such a bomb, so what kind of king bombs should there be in the latter part? ? ?
"The lineup of gods, the lineup of absolute gods!!! This is not as good as the Jindu cross talk festival [-] times??? It's so worth it that the rhythm is overwhelming, Deyun Club YYDS!!!"

After the first show, the two left the stage. The host stepped forward and said with a smile: "Okay, thank you two actors for their wonderful performances. Next, let us invite the comedians of the Deyun Club, the captains of the ninth team, Shen Changle, and Hou Zhen. Come to the cross talk "Jumping God"!!"

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

"Good good!!!"

Shen Changle and Hou Zhen hadn't waited to go on stage, and the audience in the audience didn't even see their shadows, and the applause was already thunderous.

In the auditorium below the stage, several friends brought by Li Shengsu were also very shocked and said: "What an exaggerated lottery, such a scale... Sister Su, your apprentice is too good!!!"

"That's right, whether he's talking about cross talk or singing Peking Opera, he's always the material to be the protagonist on the stage." Li Shengsu nodded and said with a smile as he looked at the familiar figure on the stage.

Meeting head lottery is a jargon in the Peking Opera business, which means that a famous actor won a lot of applause as soon as he appeared on stage, before he even spoke. This represents the blessing of the audience, and represents good luck and success for today's performance.

Shen Changle and Hou Zhen on the stage smiled and came to the stage to bow and salute.

Shen Changle said: "Thank you, everyone, hurry up and return after putting down the gifts, we really can't let go on this stage......"

"Yeah, be careful that you lost your seat." Hou Zhen said with a smile.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience chuckled.

Shen Changle said: "I really appreciate it. I have spent a lot of money on everyone. It has been more than four years since I have been studying and performing. How can we get so many flowers and applause?"

"Yes." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "As the old saying goes, people tell people to keep silent, and they tell people to nod their heads. When talking about cross talk, selling tickets, and everyone spending money to promote it, we have to talk about it."

"Talk about cross talk well. After talking about today's show, you have to think about what to say for the next show when you go back."

"It should be." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "You say that cross talk has to be done in a down-to-earth way, is it useful to make evil, crooked, and messy ones???"

"That must be useless." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "For example, there are four cross talk clubs here who are all fighting with each other. What should I do if I can't do it? I will write an anonymous letter to sue! Poach the wall! Make trouble! Go to the Internet to hire trolls to swear at people!!!"

"Oh..." Hou Zhen frowned.

Shen Changle said: "This crooked way has no practical effect. In fact, it's because they didn't ask me."

"Oh? You still have a solution???" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, for example, now we have a Jindu Crosstalk Conference at the opposite door!!!"

"Oh???" Hou Zhen laughed badly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed one after another, and everyone suddenly thought of the Jindu Crosstalk Festival not far away.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm just making an analogy."

"For example, it's a cross talk show in Jindu. If we can't compete with others, what should we do? Find a way, what should I do instead??? I will strangle Brother Hou to death and hang him on the beam of the opposite gate."

"Hey!!! Your solution is to throw me out???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst into laughter and applauded enthusiastically.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "How wonderful, you are so heroic, and you can still make contributions to our Deyun Society, which is worthy of encouragement."

"Then do I still have to cry for injustice on the rope I'm hanging on???" Hou Zhen sneered.

Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said, "Otherwise, you have to say that your ideological awareness is high."

"Go!!!" Hou Zhen waved his hand.

Shen Changle said: "Just kidding, this kind of competition is not just about cross talk, it's also about doing business."

"Oh, this... What should I do if I don't make money in business? Think about whether my purchase channel can be improved, think about whether this location is remote, think about whether I need to advertise outside All of a sudden."

"Yes." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Some people are not like this, and they are thinking wildly in their minds. In one street, I also make clothes... The other side also makes clothes. How can I make the other party stop doing it???"

"Hey!!! What kind of idea is this!!!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "No, let the master take a look. I paid a high price to invite a very famous master in the industry."

"Master???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Master paid a high price to invite you over, looked at the opposite side, looked at this place and gave an idea."

"You guys, put two mirrors on the outside of the door frame facing the door on the opposite side."

"Want a mirror???" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "The master will tell you now, stick this mirror on it, and it will be able to reflect all the filth, evil, and bad luck in this room to the other party."

"This...why does it feel so unreliable?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The merchants will post it after hearing it, and the opposite side will find it just after two days."

"Then it will definitely be discovered." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "When the owner of the business opposite the door goes out every day, he sees a mirror facing himself, so he doesn't feel uncomfortable in his heart."

"That is." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The boss on the other side is also invited! A master was invited to come and see."

"Just looking at it, I found out, ah, this is the other side holding back to take pictures of you! This is casting a spell on you, and taking pictures of all the bad things on the other side."

"Then what should we do???" Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle said: "The master here also has an idea, you also stick the mirror, stick four mirrors, and then show him back!!!"

"Good guy...... Isn't this just a lack of heart???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst out laughing again.

(End of this chapter)

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