Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 45 "Youth with a Dirty Wit" 3

Chapter 45 "Youth with a Silkworm" Part [-]
Shen Changle said: "I'm going to work in a tattoo parlor. On the first day, a customer came. The big bald man is full of flesh, his cheeks are bulging and his ribs are stretched out."

Hou Zhen exclaimed, "Good guy, this is a gangster."

Shen Changle said helplessly: "That has to be tattooed, otherwise I'm afraid that he will hit me, and I have to ask him what the tattoo is in front of him."

Hou Zhendao: "What does the elder brother say?"

Shen Changle imitated a thick and domineering voice and said: "Come on, boy, give the Sajia a tattoo of 'serve the country with allegiance'. The Sajia worships Yue Fei the most in this life!"

Hou Zhen complained: "The person you admire most in this tone should be Lu Zhishen?"

Shen Changle said vividly: "There's no way people can say what kind of tattoo it is. This tattoo, my God, is so tired. From eight o'clock in the morning to eight o'clock in the evening, there is no rest in between."

Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped him in doubt and said, "Oh, that's not right, wait a minute, why did you ask for the four-character tattoo all day?"

Shen Changle said with a blank face: "What four words, there are so many. I just tattooed 'horseshoe south, go north, look north' and Brother Lu Zhishen woke up."

"My God, you tattooed the lyrics "Serving the country with loyalty"?" Hou Zhen was dumbfounded.

The audience below laughed and couldn't find Bei.

Shen Changle said with a bitter face: "Brother Lu Zhishen gave me a good meal."

Hou Zhen: "You deserve to be beaten to death. Who told you to get someone else's tattoo wrong?"

Shen Changle said: "It's okay, I won't give up! After three days, I will recover from my injury at home, and I will be a good man again."

Hou Zhendao: "Looks like brother Lu Zhishen didn't hurt you anymore."

Shen Changle: "But after such an incident, I understand a truth."

Hou Zhen asked suspiciously, "What?"

Shen Changle said: "That is, at the beginning, I couldn't find someone else's tattoo, but I had to find a friend. In this way, if I made a small mistake, I would be forgiven. In the end, I found our teacher Hou Zhen."

Hou Zhen said helplessly: "I am also unlucky."

Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said: "If you say you are righteous, you not only came by yourself, but also brought another person along."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh? Who is it?"

Shen Changle: "Your new daughter-in-law is getting married today. Isn't this just a chance to get a tattoo to express her love?"

Hou Zhen smiled and said: "That's right, I like to play this romance."

Shen Changle said: "Our teacher Hou Zhen is really good, kuang kuang kuang coats, tops, sweaters, underwear, pants, warm pants, long johns, underwear..."

Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, that's fine, I can't have so many tattoos!"

Shen Changle said with a smile: "Teacher Hou Zhen just took off his underwear and just lay on the work table. 'Come and get tattooed!'"

"I'm also in a dilemma. I said, Mr. Hou, you should see whether it is a tattoo or a painting. You have to choose yourself." Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhenping said: "Then what should I say?"

"It's okay, you get tattoos! You get tattoos whatever I say." Shen Changle said proudly.

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Hey! What do you mean... just impromptu?"

"I can't help it, just do what you say, you say it here, and I write it here."

"My name is Hou Zhen. I'm getting married today! Marrying a daughter-in-law is called begging for a wife in the south. I'm very happy to meet my wife. We will live a good life in the future. I will never let her down. Whoever says it is a puppy Hurry up and write!" Shen Changle nodded while pretending to be tattooed.

Hou Zhen said helplessly: "I mean, why can't we be more concise?"

Shen Changle said: "But everyone, you may not know that I haven't graduated from junior high school and my education level is really not high."

Hou Zhen: "What do you mean?"

Shen Changle said helplessly: "The main thing is, Mr. Hou, you speak quickly. I will write as you say. It is inevitable... There are a few typos... If you make a mistake, there is no way to draw it with X..."

Hou Zhen said dumbfounded: "Don't scratch, it hurts so much."

Shen Changle continued: "And what if I can't write in some places? I can only draw circles or write pinyin directly..."

"Go! Why do you have a tattoo? Why don't you look in the dictionary first?" Hou Zhen said angrily.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha, the guy is so handsome!"

The audience held their stomachs and laughed so hard that they almost lost their breath.

"Hey, Man Deng Deng's back is full of tattoos anyway. Chinese characters, X, circles, and pinyin are very lively anyway, and you fell directly into a pool of blood." Shen Changle described it vividly.

Hou Zhen complained: "It's not bad if you don't die in Xingluo's hands."

Shen Changle said with a cheap smile: "At this moment your wife is so moved that she can't help but hold me and cry."

"Get up!!! Oh, you two have discussed this in advance, right?" Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped and said angrily.

The audience booed one after another, and the sound of applause and "Woo..." lingered in the theater for a long time.

Shen Changle said: "That's possible, it's all because I was moved by you."

"Okay, it's a good thing she still has a conscience." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle cried like a girl: "I... I also married a lunatic... How about I get a tattoo too, what did he get tattooed on?"

Then Shen Changle returned to the male voice and said: "Oh, his tattoo: My name is Hou Zhen, I'm getting married today! To marry a wife, the south is called a wife, I am very happy to meet my wife, we two will live a good life in the future, I absolutely I won't be sorry for her... so much, how about you, sister-in-law?"

"What's her tattoo?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle pretended to take off his clothes and said, "Sister-in-law is also starting to take off her clothes and pants."

"Slow! You stopped her, I can't get so many tattoos." Hou Zhen said anxiously.

Shen Changle: "I'm so stupid, I haven't waited to stop it yet, my sister-in-law is already left...just like you..."

Hou Zhen said with a look of lovelessness: "Well, this has become a tattoo tradition in our family..."

The boys at the bottom smiled very meaningfully, and the girls also blushed and smiled happily, but they couldn't bear to drop a word.

Gu Yunduo and her best friend Shen Feihua, who were in the first row, were also laughing and shy. Gu Yunduo looked at Shen Changle's closeness to nature, laughing and cursing, and the familiar boredom on the stage, and couldn't help feeling a little more girly in her heart Intuition, eyes also have a bit of exploration.

Shen Changle smiled and continued to imitate a female voice: "Sister-in-law is so grand, she put her arm on the work table and said, 'Give me a tattoo too-OK!'"

"Huh? It means that I fell into a pool of blood on the back after getting a tattoo, and she just got a tattoo of 'OK'"?Hou Zhen blocked the way.

Shen Changle patiently explained: "There is no way, you said you were lying in a pool of blood, hurry up and send you to the hospital after the tattoo."

Hou Zhen: "Oh, the meaning is still for me?"

"That's right, the hospital where you were sent had transfused five liters of blood, and that's how you were rescued." Shen Chang said happily.

"It's not easy to survive anyway," Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "However, I also discovered that my level is really not suitable for this. When I went back, I told my dad, and my dad told me not to go. I want to work with him in the family business."

Hou Zhen complained: "Okay, as long as you don't hate me." (ー_ー)!!
To be continued 2/3
(End of this chapter)

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