Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 44 "Youth with a Dirty Wit" 2

Chapter 44: "Youth with a Root"
Shen Changle said with a smile on his face: "Isn't it because you are famous, you are also a well-known comedian, right?"

Hou Zhen smiled and said: "No, you are welcome."

Shen Changle said: "In Beijing, there are so many special words to praise you."

Hou Zhen said, "Oh, how should I say it?"

Shen Changle: "The next year's master rabbit--Old Chen."

Hou Zhendao: "That's quite a playful remark."

Shen Changle said: "The queen mother praises the birthday star--old baby."

"This sounds a bit ambiguous." Hou Zhen waved his hand.

Shen Changle said: "Yan Wangye called the judge—an old ghost."

Hou Zhen: "My mother."

Shen Changle said: "Last year's marlezi—old pao!"

Hou Zhen replied: "It's not next to each other anymore."

Shen Changle: "A wooden fish floats from the sea—the old clapper who roams the rivers and lakes!"

Hou Zhen tossed his clothes and said angrily: "Go! It's endless, it's all a mess."

The audience below laughed.

"Woo..."

"Hey, doesn't it mean that you are famous? I've always wondered when I can be as successful as you?" Shen Changle said in a helpless state.

Hou Zhenping said: "Oh, that means you were almost there?"

Shen Changle continued with a helpless expression: "That's right, I remember that I just came to Beijing. I'm so poor. I have no money for my 20th birthday. I can only buy half a cake and ten candles."

Hou Zhen wondered: "That's not right, half a cake, ten candles, how can you celebrate your 20th birthday?"

Shen Changle picked up the fan and opened it vertically, "It's like looking at it in a mirror like this."

"Damn it, you really have an idea." Hou Zhen was also speechless.

"Look in the mirror on the other side? Haha, you really paid attention."

"Hahahaha, this young man is so funny, I don't know how he came up with it."

The audience below laughed and applauded.

Shen Changle: "No way, I just met you today, can I ask you something?"

Hou Zhen nodded and said, "Say, I will tell you everything I know, and I won't talk nonsense if I don't know."

Shen Changle said: "I just want to know, can you say that with my appearance, my state, and my appearance, can I become a remarkable person?"

Hou Zhen looked up at Shen Changle's size and said: "You may be able to succeed if you want to do something else. Anyway, it should be almost impossible to talk about cross talk. Anyway, the shorter we are in the Deyun Club, the more appreciated we are."

After finishing speaking, Hou Zhen turned his head to look behind him, pretending to look for Taoer again.

Shen Changle reacted quickly when he heard Hou Zhen's reaction: "Otherwise, I would have worshiped Yu Qian as my teacher."

"Woo..." The audience below were all steel wires who might not know Guo Taoer's stalk, booing and laughter resounded throughout the audience.

"You don't know, when Mr. Guo saw me swearing at the street when he was recruiting students, he jumped up and kicked me out, and now when I talk about it, my ankle still hurts." Shen Changle said with a smile on her face Bitter way.

Hou Zhen looked surprised and said, "Oh, you mean you can kick your ankle when you jump up?"

"Hahahahaha, I'm too daring to say that when I go here."

"Jump up and kick your neck, it hurts hahaha."

"Woo........."

The live hanging effect here is good, but it is inevitable that the two of them will be wrong when they play on the spot, and this time reflects Hou Zhen's ability to control the field and deliver words.

"No, then why do you want to be a great person?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said imaginatively: "Hmph, all the great people are successful, and then I will be able to eat well and drink well, and eat whatever I want."

Hou Zhen quickly corrected him: "Drink spicy food."

Shen Changle: "Yes! Delicious and spicy, what do you mean by hand-caught mutton?"

Hou Zhen gave a thumbs up and said: "Hey, this is Daomeng meal, delicious!"

Shen Changle: "Grab hot pot!"

"Stop, stop, grandson, you don't think your hands are hot, and your hands will be cooked after eating half a catty of mutton." Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped.

Shen Changle said impatiently: "I mean grabbing chopsticks...shabu hot pot!"

Hou Zhen said: "Then you have to make it clear!"

Shen Changle said with a look of embarrassment: "You don't know, the hot pot I made, no matter who eats it, it must be authentic."

Hou Zhenping said: "Oh, then you use good seasoning?"

Shen Changle said: "I used to know a Miss Sichuan...a cook!"

Hou Zhen said with a mean smile, "You almost told the truth."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." There was a meaningful booing sound from the men in the venue.

Shen Changle thought for a while and explained: "I... a Sichuan cook and two people go to the bathroom to have a rest, is that okay?"

Hou Zhen thought for a while and smiled, "Oh, that means you and the Sichuan cook went to the bathroom to have a quick refreshment of the boiled mutton you ate?"

Shen Changle said with embarrassment: "Didn't you drink too much after eating boiled mutton, go to the toilet."

"Oh, that means you really learned from the chef in Sichuan?" Hou Zhen paused specifically in Sichuan.

Shen Changle pretended to wipe off his cold sweat and said, "Mmm..."

"Anyway, I don't know if I ate or not. You should have played well." Hou Zhen complained.

The male audience below laughed bursts of laughter, and the Deyun girls also covered their mouths shyly, their faces flushed with wheezing.

Shen Changle: "Not only to eat, but also to dress well."

Hou Zhen said, "Oh? How do you wear it?"

Shen Changle said triumphantly: "Isn't our Kata close to the northeast? Seeing that there are all ermines over there, I'll have one too."

"Oh, a mink coat?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said with a look of disgust: "Can I be like them? I just wear mink fur pants, which is called extraordinary. I'm a serious person who is at the forefront of fashion."

Hou Zhen complained helplessly: "You are not at the forefront of fashion, you are on the prostate of fashion, is that thing comfortable to wear?"

Shen Changle said excitedly: "Oh, that's comfortable, it's warm, and the urine that comes out is more than 50 degrees."

"Good guy!" Hou Zhen said with a look of disgust.

Shen Changle continued: "Mine fur pants, a fox fur vest, and a weasel fur coat, once you leave the village, chickens, ducks and geese will all run away!"

Hou Zhen said: "That's right, if I don't run away, I'm afraid you will catch and eat me."

Shen Changle said: "There is no way this is a necessary preparation for success. Everyone wants to be successful, and I also hope to be successful."

"Then have you succeeded now?" Hou Zhen cast a glance at Shen Changle and said.

Shen Changle said: "I can tell you this, I am now on the road to success."

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said, "Wouldn't it be a success?"

Shen Changle said: "How can it be possible that I will succeed, of course I have experienced many ups and downs on the road to success."

Hou Zhen: "Oh? Tell us about it."

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