Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan
Chapter 289 Their money is clean! ! !
Chapter 289 Their money is clean! ! !
Shen Changle said loudly: "The cross talk masterpiece "New Countryside", it specifically says this: Hello, comrades, friends from all walks of life, please support our new rural policy: If you want to be rich, you must first cultivate Road, give birth to fewer children and grow more trees. We must listen to the words of the township leaders, go to bed early and get up early, don’t spit everywhere, and build our countryside very well, oh, this is refreshing.” After finishing speaking, Shen Changle looked intoxicated.
Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "It's over??? That's it???"
Shen Changle smiled and leaned directly on the table and said, "That's right, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Hou Zhen said angrily: "Get up!!! Hey, haven't you heard cross talk seriously??? How can this sound good? Are you still having fun???"
Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said solemnly: "Okay! This is a really good cross talk, refreshing. You have to learn this, you have to learn from others, you have to correct your attitude, and don't be unselfish like some cross talk actors , the stage and the audience are not self-love, and in the end, the fool should go to jail"
Hou Zhen said helplessly: "It's wrong! He's going to jail!!!"
Shen Changle said: "That cross talk actor's stage name is Diao'er, that won't work."
"Hey!!! What's the name???" Hou Zhen said in surprise.
Shen Changle said: "Those of us who oppose the three customs all have our own stage names."
Hou Zhen wondered: "No, why not? Why don't you use your real name???"
Shen Changle said righteously: "Nonsense! If you use your real name, you are afraid of being beaten."
Hou Zhendao: "Aren't you noble against the three vulgarities? Why are you afraid of being beaten?"
Shen Changle rolled her eyes and said, "I'm not afraid! The main reason is that those colleagues who we study together every day on how to fight against the three customs are afraid."
Hou Zhendao: "Hey, you are advanced enough, and you still messed up the team."
Shen Changle said: "Naturally, our team is full of talents, such as one of the famous cultural critics, who is the second best!!!"
Hou Zhen smiled and said, "This one is really polite."
Shen Changle continued to introduce: "There is also one of our famous critics, call me the second!!!"
Hou Zhen smiled and said, "This one is more polite!"
Shen Changle said: "These two are a pair in our team, and there is another one - our folk art expert, named Ma Zhuohu."
"Horse? What's this name? Foreigner???" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "No, he's from Longguo. Someone from Xinjiang Province has a longer name. This is his first name. He also has a surname. His surname is Shani."
Hou Zhendao: "What a fool, what a mess, isn't this from Xinjiang Province? This name sounds like Jindu's???"
Shen Changle smiled and said, "It doesn't necessarily belong to the imperial capital." (°°)
"Woo, woo, woo..."
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Hey, I'm going! This name is creative, hahaha, let me mix it up!"
"It's so funny hahaha!!!"
Shen Changle said: "It's just the few of us every day, who is the second, I am the second, and Shanima is involved. We gather together and study every day, studying how to go against the three vulgarities."
"Our goal is that when looking from the moon to the earth, the first thing you see is the Great Wall, and the second thing you see is that our group of people is anti-three vulgar here."
Hou Zhen said helplessly: "My good fellows, don't you have any business to do???"
Shen Changle said: "Yes, yes, our group is also kind-hearted, and we go out to do good deeds every day!!!"
Hou Zhen doubted: "What good thing do you do? Is it true or not???"
Shen Changle pondered for a long time and said: "For example, the year before last, when a certain province was hit by an earthquake, our mainstream cross talk circle brought our team to donate together."
"Several cross talk old artists took more than 100 apprentices and grandchildren to the Red Cross, and the leading old artist said: Oh, we said that although cross talk comes in quickly and easily, the conditions are limited and not as good as others. A big boss and rich man with tens of billions or hundreds of billions of assets."
Hou Zhenping said: "Well, this is the truth, there is nothing wrong with it."
Shen Changle continued to imitate the old man and said, "This... Let us donate [-] million, we definitely won't be able to get it out."
Hou Zhen waved his hands and said: "It doesn't need to be so much!!! Just do what you want!!!"
Shen Changle said: "That's right, three or five yuan is a wish, and it can't compare with others."
Hou Zhendao: "That's right, there is no need to compare with them, everything depends on one's own conditions."
Shen Changle continued to imitate the old man and said: "Come on, comrade, take it, here are my three yuan."
"Then an old artist followed: and me, here are my three dollars, one by one scrambling."
Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "I'll go!!! After all, you really donated three yuan?!!""
Shen Changle made a gesture of grabbing something with his hand and said: "After donating the money, each of these people took more than a dozen candles from others, lit them, and held them in their hands. Anyone who came over would fist up with them and shout: Come on! !!strong!!!"
Hou Zhendao: "My god! Donate three yuan to light more than a dozen candles? And how can one person get more than ten candles???"
Shen Changle puffed up her chest and said proudly: "Isn't it all lit, just one candle, and put the remaining ten candles in your pocket before taking them away."
"Ah? And take it back with a bag? Then they made money on this trip in turn!!! Wouldn't it be good to have such economic acumen to do business???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.
Shen Changle said: "After a while, a group of migrant worker friends came, and each of them donated a thousand."
Hou Zhendao: "Hey! So many? This is too generous!!!"
Shen Changle said: "People in the cross talk world clenched their fists: be strong!!!"
"Then, a homeroom teacher came with a group of primary school students, each of whom donated [-]!!!"
Hou Zhendao: "Elementary school students donate five thousand??? Aren't you guys ashamed???"
Shen Changle said: "People in the cross talk world stand on both sides of them holding candles: be strong!!!"
Hou Zhen rolled his eyes and said, "There's no need for them to talk about it."
Shen Changle said: "In the end, a group of women came. They are the staff of special service occupations in karaoke halls. They are skilled women. All of them are beautiful and beautiful. They donate [-] yuan each!!!"
"Oh my God!!! Donate so much???" Hou Zhen was surprised.
Shen Changle said: "But the Red Cross staff quit, they said at the time: Take it back! Your money is not clean!!!"
"I didn't finish my sentence, but the old artists in the cross talk world became anxious, blushing and yelling at others: Why is it not clean??? Why is it not clean??? It's all our hard-earned money! !!"
"Ah??? Where did a group of old artists spend all their money???" Hou Zhen was completely dumbfounded.
The audience burst into laughter instantly, with endless applause, laughter, and booing.
3/3
(End of this chapter)
Shen Changle said loudly: "The cross talk masterpiece "New Countryside", it specifically says this: Hello, comrades, friends from all walks of life, please support our new rural policy: If you want to be rich, you must first cultivate Road, give birth to fewer children and grow more trees. We must listen to the words of the township leaders, go to bed early and get up early, don’t spit everywhere, and build our countryside very well, oh, this is refreshing.” After finishing speaking, Shen Changle looked intoxicated.
Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "It's over??? That's it???"
Shen Changle smiled and leaned directly on the table and said, "That's right, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Hou Zhen said angrily: "Get up!!! Hey, haven't you heard cross talk seriously??? How can this sound good? Are you still having fun???"
Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said solemnly: "Okay! This is a really good cross talk, refreshing. You have to learn this, you have to learn from others, you have to correct your attitude, and don't be unselfish like some cross talk actors , the stage and the audience are not self-love, and in the end, the fool should go to jail"
Hou Zhen said helplessly: "It's wrong! He's going to jail!!!"
Shen Changle said: "That cross talk actor's stage name is Diao'er, that won't work."
"Hey!!! What's the name???" Hou Zhen said in surprise.
Shen Changle said: "Those of us who oppose the three customs all have our own stage names."
Hou Zhen wondered: "No, why not? Why don't you use your real name???"
Shen Changle said righteously: "Nonsense! If you use your real name, you are afraid of being beaten."
Hou Zhendao: "Aren't you noble against the three vulgarities? Why are you afraid of being beaten?"
Shen Changle rolled her eyes and said, "I'm not afraid! The main reason is that those colleagues who we study together every day on how to fight against the three customs are afraid."
Hou Zhendao: "Hey, you are advanced enough, and you still messed up the team."
Shen Changle said: "Naturally, our team is full of talents, such as one of the famous cultural critics, who is the second best!!!"
Hou Zhen smiled and said, "This one is really polite."
Shen Changle continued to introduce: "There is also one of our famous critics, call me the second!!!"
Hou Zhen smiled and said, "This one is more polite!"
Shen Changle said: "These two are a pair in our team, and there is another one - our folk art expert, named Ma Zhuohu."
"Horse? What's this name? Foreigner???" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "No, he's from Longguo. Someone from Xinjiang Province has a longer name. This is his first name. He also has a surname. His surname is Shani."
Hou Zhendao: "What a fool, what a mess, isn't this from Xinjiang Province? This name sounds like Jindu's???"
Shen Changle smiled and said, "It doesn't necessarily belong to the imperial capital." (°°)
"Woo, woo, woo..."
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Hey, I'm going! This name is creative, hahaha, let me mix it up!"
"It's so funny hahaha!!!"
Shen Changle said: "It's just the few of us every day, who is the second, I am the second, and Shanima is involved. We gather together and study every day, studying how to go against the three vulgarities."
"Our goal is that when looking from the moon to the earth, the first thing you see is the Great Wall, and the second thing you see is that our group of people is anti-three vulgar here."
Hou Zhen said helplessly: "My good fellows, don't you have any business to do???"
Shen Changle said: "Yes, yes, our group is also kind-hearted, and we go out to do good deeds every day!!!"
Hou Zhen doubted: "What good thing do you do? Is it true or not???"
Shen Changle pondered for a long time and said: "For example, the year before last, when a certain province was hit by an earthquake, our mainstream cross talk circle brought our team to donate together."
"Several cross talk old artists took more than 100 apprentices and grandchildren to the Red Cross, and the leading old artist said: Oh, we said that although cross talk comes in quickly and easily, the conditions are limited and not as good as others. A big boss and rich man with tens of billions or hundreds of billions of assets."
Hou Zhenping said: "Well, this is the truth, there is nothing wrong with it."
Shen Changle continued to imitate the old man and said, "This... Let us donate [-] million, we definitely won't be able to get it out."
Hou Zhen waved his hands and said: "It doesn't need to be so much!!! Just do what you want!!!"
Shen Changle said: "That's right, three or five yuan is a wish, and it can't compare with others."
Hou Zhendao: "That's right, there is no need to compare with them, everything depends on one's own conditions."
Shen Changle continued to imitate the old man and said: "Come on, comrade, take it, here are my three yuan."
"Then an old artist followed: and me, here are my three dollars, one by one scrambling."
Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "I'll go!!! After all, you really donated three yuan?!!""
Shen Changle made a gesture of grabbing something with his hand and said: "After donating the money, each of these people took more than a dozen candles from others, lit them, and held them in their hands. Anyone who came over would fist up with them and shout: Come on! !!strong!!!"
Hou Zhendao: "My god! Donate three yuan to light more than a dozen candles? And how can one person get more than ten candles???"
Shen Changle puffed up her chest and said proudly: "Isn't it all lit, just one candle, and put the remaining ten candles in your pocket before taking them away."
"Ah? And take it back with a bag? Then they made money on this trip in turn!!! Wouldn't it be good to have such economic acumen to do business???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.
Shen Changle said: "After a while, a group of migrant worker friends came, and each of them donated a thousand."
Hou Zhendao: "Hey! So many? This is too generous!!!"
Shen Changle said: "People in the cross talk world clenched their fists: be strong!!!"
"Then, a homeroom teacher came with a group of primary school students, each of whom donated [-]!!!"
Hou Zhendao: "Elementary school students donate five thousand??? Aren't you guys ashamed???"
Shen Changle said: "People in the cross talk world stand on both sides of them holding candles: be strong!!!"
Hou Zhen rolled his eyes and said, "There's no need for them to talk about it."
Shen Changle said: "In the end, a group of women came. They are the staff of special service occupations in karaoke halls. They are skilled women. All of them are beautiful and beautiful. They donate [-] yuan each!!!"
"Oh my God!!! Donate so much???" Hou Zhen was surprised.
Shen Changle said: "But the Red Cross staff quit, they said at the time: Take it back! Your money is not clean!!!"
"I didn't finish my sentence, but the old artists in the cross talk world became anxious, blushing and yelling at others: Why is it not clean??? Why is it not clean??? It's all our hard-earned money! !!"
"Ah??? Where did a group of old artists spend all their money???" Hou Zhen was completely dumbfounded.
The audience burst into laughter instantly, with endless applause, laughter, and booing.
3/3
(End of this chapter)
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