Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 288 Let Them Try

Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, all high-level people have high-level grades."

Hou Zhen said, "Okay, okay."

Shen Changle said: "When we came to the front, the expert was lying on the bed with his big mouth open. I beg him, and asked politely: Let me ask you, how did you win so many cross talk contest champions? Are you By selling miserably? Or do your judges like men???"

Hou Zhendao: "What kind of talk is this? Do you like men like talk???"

Shen Changle said: "I don't know how to ask, the expert is also very easy-going, he opened his mouth and said to me: Aba! Aba Aba!!! Aba Aba Aba!!!"

"Ah??? This expert is dumb???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience was overjoyed, leaning forward and back together with laughter.

Shen Changle said: "I'm also wondering, how did this dumb dumb person win the cross talk contest!!!"

"After careful questioning, I found out that the cross talk competition has been under too much pressure in the past few years. Good guy, the top few people's brains have been beaten out of their brains. In the end, there is no way. Several people have power in their families, so in the end they put The championship is given to this dumb, and everyone doesn't have to fight."

Hou Zhenleng said: "Oh! So dumb won so many cross talk contest champions???"

In the backstage lounge, Guo Taoer and Yu Qian couldn't stop laughing while listening to Shen Changle's cross talk, and couldn't stop shaking their heads and sighing after laughing.

Yu Qian said with emotion: "As soon as this child's cross talk is released, it will really offend the mainstream cross talk world. This mouth is really too bad."

Guo Taoer laughed loudly and praised: "Just two words are spicy, happy, it feels like it's my fucking new student, if it wasn't for my being pushed into a hurry when I was young, with the help of Master and Mr. Shi to persuade me, this would be nothing I should have said it!!!”

Yu Qian said with a smile: "You can say it now, Chang Le will definitely agree."

Guo Tao'er shook her head and said, "Forget it, I'm getting old, I don't have the spirit anymore, my children have a lot of property, and I don't want to bother with them if they have a big family. As long as they don't go too far, I don't bother to talk to them."

"However... If those bastards dare to make trouble like today again, labor and management will really play with them."

Yu Qian also sighed and said, "Why bother to be comedians? Well, it's nothing better to have the energy to study and study cross talk."

Guo Taoer sneered and said: "Give them the chance to accept it as soon as they see it, and rely on their old face and previous works to live their lives, but if they skip around and don't cherish it, then this matter can't be resolved." .”

"It's okay to bully me, dare to bully my apprentice godson, let them try!!!"

On the stage, Shen Changle let out a long sigh and said, "Oh, it's so difficult, the road of the cross talk competition is no longer feasible, why is it so difficult for you to enter the mainstream cross talk world?"

Hou Zhen nodded and said, "Anyway, it's troublesome enough."

Shen Changle said: "This is the time for anyone to achieve their dreams, there is no unparalleled road!!! That Hou in the mainstream cross talk world... Hou...... Hou Sailei's Hao Er suddenly called me .”

Hou Zhendao: "Did you make it clear? But don't make a mistake, why are they calling you???"

Shen Changle said: "People told me that if you really want to join the mainstream cross talk world, there is one last way!!!"

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, there is another way!"

Shen Changle said: "Just one task, go outside to promote the anti-three vulgarity!!! Where is the fire in the small theater there! When you hear what you hear, come back and report to the relevant units, and let them join the anti-three vulgar camp."

Hou Zhen said: "Good fellow."

Shen Changle said: "If you don't go against the three customs and don't join our team, you are not a good actor, and we won't admit that you can speak cross talk."

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

The audience in the audience booed one after another, obviously they all understood who Shen Changle was metaphorizing.

Hou Zhen said speechlessly: "Then you are too lenient???"

Shen Changle looked at Hou Zhen seriously and taught: "Think about it carefully, in the dead of night, you have a cigarette in your left hand, a bottle of wine in your right hand, a chicken in your mouth, two puffs of cigarettes, and a sip of wine, bah Two mouthfuls of food, ask yourself, are you anti-three vulgar???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed.

Hou Zhen raised his hands and thought for a long time before he came to his senses and said, "Hey, I don't know whether you are anti-three vulgar or not. Anyway, these three things are enough for my busy work. Look at me who eats and smokes."

Shen Changle said: "How good it is to be against the three vulgarities!!! Sometimes when I walk on the street, I often think why people in the world are so obsessed with obsession, why they don't understand, if everyone is like me, everyone To be a teacher is to be an educator... Alas, this society!... Bah!!!"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Good guy, you admired him for a long time, but you just bowed your head and spit on it???"

Shen Changle pretended to be innocent and said: "No, no, a bug flew into my mouth."

"Mr. Hou, haven't you thought about a question??? It's also about cross talk, why do some people have a higher level than you??? Why do people talk about elegance???"

Hou Zhendao: "That's not easy, that's what people said."

Shen Changle said: "That's right, children can be taught. You look at those mainstream cross talk actors, you look at what they say... Ho!...... Bah!!! It's really good!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Spit good!!!"

The audience booed together.

Hou Zhen laughed badly and said, "An insect got into his mouth again???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Well, I remember that some time ago, they created a new cross talk work, which is really good."

Hou Zhendao: "Oh, a new cross talk work."

Shen Changle pretended to be surprised and said: "Haven't you heard it? Good! The name is "New Countryside". The language is humorous and humorous, and it is extremely educational."

Hou Zhendao: "So good?"

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, I really like this "New Countryside". It's so good. This work can be auctioned for hundreds of thousands."

"Hey! So valuable!!" Hou Zhen said in surprise.

Shen Changle changed his tone and said: "Of course the price is so marked, anyway, no one has sold it yet..."

Hou Zhendao: "Then why did you say that? I can still set a price of 500 million for a piece of toilet paper. No one will buy it!"

Shen Changle said: "That's because they don't know how to appreciate it. In my opinion, it is a priceless treasure!"

"Okay, okay, since you said it so well, why don't you tell us the specific content?"

(End of this chapter)