Chapter 278
Shen Changle said: "The main reason is that this game of chess requires careful consideration, and it takes a long time to make a move."

Yu Qiandao: "That's right, one move counts as three moves in this game of chess, it takes a lot of effort."

Shen Changle pondered for a while and said, "Crack! Commander!!!"

"Ah Commander??? Are you playing military chess??" Yu Qian said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "Master, you are all stupid, Commander? Huh, thump, thump, oh eat!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "Good guy, the master has changed to flying chess."

Shen Changle said: "Hey, you are going to die, go to the cannon—will!!!"

"Oh! I've heard it all over here...the two are getting together!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "What is this game?"

Shen Changle said: "We can play a game of chess like this for a lifetime."

Yu Qiandao: "As long as you don't understand it in your whole life, you are all sorry for the guzheng music next to you."

Shen Changle said: "The piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, my book is also a masterpiece, but I am not reading, I can write books!"

"Writing a book? So you are still a writer?" Yu Qian said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, my first book was inspired by a book in Country E - "How Steel Was Tempered"!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "Oh, this is a good book."

Shen Changle said: "I adapted it into a novel that is more suitable for our country - "How to Make a Diaosi"!!!"

"Diaosi???......... What can you practice???" Yu Qian said dumbfounded.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience laughed loudly, leaning forward and back together in joy.

Shen Changle said: "Also, I also wrote other novels, "How the Steel Wire Was Tempered", "How the Fans Are Tempered"..."

Yu Qian waved his hands helplessly and said: "You are not very good, what you wrote is of no value."

Shen Changle said: "And this painting, the best sketch, I went abroad to study seriously, focusing on realistic sketch of human body."

Yu Qiandao: "A realistic sketch of the human body? Like the Titanic, the one that draws nude figures???"

Shen Changle said: "That's right, but I stopped learning after a while, it's boring..."

Yu Qiandao: "Why is this? Isn't this very good???"

Shen Changle said: "The main reason is that he is so cold..."

"Good guy, what do you mean by being a nude model?" Yu Qian said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle spread his hands and said: "There is no way, how can I be a good scholar without paying some price."

Yu Qiandao: "You must not spoil that literati. Other literati are not like you. Their hobbies are very elegant. How can someone like you be a model for others with bare buttocks."

Shen Changle said: "What you said, I also have many hobbies, for example, what we literati often do, reciting poems and making right!!!"

"Oh, you can also recite poems and write poems?" Yu Qian said.

Shen Changle said: "Of course, the underpants are on fire - the crotch is on fire, my poems are singing!!! chant!!!"

"It's still early, and there are more female family members. Like this, after twelve o'clock, our midnight show, I will introduce this poem to all the elders."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience booed loudly.

Yu Qiandao: "Are you a literati??? Are you a big hooligan??? You also recite poems at midnight? Are you reciting poems or reciting poems???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "That must be reciting poems. You just happen to be here today, Master, and I am also in good condition today. I am obscene... Poetry... Poetry is very good, I will give you two paragraphs of your evaluation one time?"

Yu Qiandao: "That's what you said. It's poetry, right??? If you want to chant poetry, you can write two poems, and the audience will watch it."

Shen Changle said: "Don't worry, there is nothing you can't go wrong."

Yu Qiandao: "That's all wrong."

Shen Changle said: "Just listen, the old man is talking about being a teenager..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Isn't this an ancient poem from before? The old man is talking about being a teenager, pulling the yellow on the left, Qingcang on the right, brocade hat and sable fur, and Qianqi rolling Hiraoka. This is written by Su Shi???" Yu Qian hurriedly blocked the way.

Shen Changle rolled her eyes and said, "Can you listen to me? This is the first sentence at the beginning. You can listen later."

Yu Qiandao: "It's okay to blame me, you continue to chant yours."

Shen Changle opened the folding fan slightly and shook his head, shaking his head, and said: "The old man is talking about juvenile madness, cures kidney deficiency, and does not contain sugar. Jinmao fur, Qianqi uses Kangwang. In order to repay the city, follow the prefect, 300 years, Jiuzhitang. Drinking and drinking Shang Kaizhang, Watermelon Shuang, Xi Zhilang. Holding festival cloud, Sanjin Glucose. Can pull the eagle bow like a full moon, look northwest, King Adi."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter, and Yu Qian was also dumbfounded.

Shen Changle proudly said: "Have you heard of this???"

Yu Qian suppressed a smile and said, "I've never heard of this, do you still have any poems to chant???"

Shen Changle said: "That's necessary, just listen."

"Ten years of life and death are boundless, Heng Yuan Xiang, sheep and sheep. Thousands of miles of solitary graves, laundry is very strong. Even if you don't know each other, supplement vitamin C, Shi Erkang. Ye Lai Youmeng suddenly returns home, learn foreign languages, New Oriental. Caring for nothing It is said that washing is healthier. It is expected to be heartbroken every year, looking for a job, Foxconn. It is so talented!!! Applause and encouragement!!!”

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

The audience in the audience applauded frantically and booed accordingly.

Yu Qian gave a thumbs up and said: "Don't say that you are really high in a certain sense, your poem can earn a lot of advertising fees???"

Shen Changle said: "That must be right."

"Look, I just happen to be free recently, and I'm going to start accepting a big apprentice who opens the door, or else I'll be wronged and accept you. If you want cross talk in the future, you can have a meal if you can't talk to my uncle Guo Taoer and quit. rut."

"Go!!! It's good for me to be honest, and I don't plan to develop in your direction." Yu Qiandao
Shen Changle said: "How about Master? You can see my cultural background, my level as a poet, right???"

Yu Qian pinched his nose and said, "Anyway, you can count as having your own work, so let it be."

Shen Changle said: "That's not all, there's also opposition. I'm antagonizing, but I learned from Guo Taoer and Mr. Guo. I catch whoever is against whom, and whoever doesn't like me will be against anyone!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "What, fighting? I learned from your Uncle Guo. I said you can learn something better??? What people say is to make couplets, right!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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