Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 277 Let the pig rest for a while

Shen Changle rolled his eyes and said righteously: "Do you know what it means that things must be reversed when they are extreme? I have reached the end of the vulgarity, so I can only be more elegant."

"I'll also talk about the elegant ones! No one likes them! Those things with dead wages and iron rice bowls, no one listens to those things that give away tickets and eggs."

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

The audience in the audience booed, obviously they all knew who Shen Changle was dissing.

Yu Qian smiled and praised: "Oh, that means you will take the elegant route from now on?"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "What is the future? I have been studying this elegance for many years."

"Six Arts of a Gentleman: Ritual, Music, Archery, Royal, Calligraphy, and Numeracy. What is piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry, wine, scented tea, and I will not lose everything!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "Hey! You are too bragging, and you still don't fail in everything, so can I test you?"

Shen Changle said contemptuously: "You??? Can't you do it? Let me tell you that our things are all elegant things, learned by ancient scholars. If you talk about cross talk, you can test it if you don't understand it. I?"

Yu Qian said with an angry smile: "Okay, okay! Look at me, if you don't pass the cross talk exam, you will be finished. Let's not talk about the six arts of gentlemen. Those things are not common and not used now, just the piano. Chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine, flower tea, okay???"

Shen Changle said indifferently: "Whatever! This is Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts—a piece of cake!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "Then the first one - Qin! Can you play it???"

Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "That's simple, the piano is the best, but I'm not a foreign piano or electronic organ, it's a guqin, and I don't know how to play it... A slip of the tongue... ………Hold!!!"

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience rejoiced and applauded continuously.

Yu Qian smiled and said: "Are you sure you are elegant??? Why do I always feel that you are always skewed that way."

Shen Changle said: "You are uneducated just by looking at you, and you have to say fuck the ancient piano! Playing the piano with plain hands, this is the top grade!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "That's true, but aren't all the plain hands playing the piano are women???"

Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "It's the same, even though I'm not a woman, I can change!..." Shen Changle paused for a while.

"Oh??? How did it change???" Yu Qian became interested in an instant.

Shen Changle said seriously: "Voice change, imitation, what do you think?"

Yu Qian said with a smile: "I thought you were going to change planes to visit Qin..." As he spoke, Yu Qian spread his palms and waved them downwards for a while.

Shen Changle quickly waved his hand and said: "No, I changed it a long time ago, which..."

"Hey!!! It means you have really changed??? I asked curiously, how did you cut it off and put it back??? 502???" Yu Qian looked like a curious baby.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"........." Shen Changle was so confused by Master Yu Qian's words that he didn't know what to say.

Shen Changle said helplessly: "Master! You are my own master, we don't bring someone who bullies the apprentice like this, it's not appropriate for us master and apprentice to leave me on the stage, right?"

"It's all my fault, say what you say." Yu Qian said with a smile.

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Master, let's speak according to the words!"

Yu Qian spread his hands and said innocently: "The main thing is that we don't know what to say. I didn't even read the book seriously before I went on stage with you."

Shen Changle was helpless: "......"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh, let me go, Shen Changle is not doing well this time!"

"Hahaha! This speechless little figure is really amazing!!!"

"The main reason is not that Shen Changle is weak, but the main reason is that Master Yu Qian is too vigorous!!!"

"Hahaha!!! Your master is indeed your uncle, Brother Qian is in a state of extraordinary power today!!!"

The auditorium laughed loudly, one by one leaned forward and back together happily, and saw Shen Changle bullying others in the position of teasing and flattering, which made the flattery hit the nail on the head. .

Shen Changle said: "I have to forget where I said just now, let's start again, this Yugong Yishan is talking about..."

Yu Qian said with a smile: "Where did it come from? It's too far away!!! Talk about you playing the piano!!!"

Shen Changle said: "Oh, for playing the piano, this playing the piano, especially the guqin, is about such a calm mind, burning incense, taking a bath, putting on comfortable and clean clothes, enjoying the sunshine, and the piano moving with your heart, so that the sound of the piano can be beautiful!"

Yu Qiandao: "Then you are really particular about it!!!"

Shen Changle closed her eyes slightly, imitating the sound of the piano in her mouth and said: "Deng~"

"That's the beginning." Yu Qian whispered.

Shen Changle seemed to play the sound of the piano, and continued to dub in his mouth: "Law 噔噔 噔 噔, miles, miles, 噔噔 噔 噔 ~~~"

"Hey, slow!!! Are you playing the guqin? Aren't you Zhu Bajie carrying a wife???" Yu Qian said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience rejoiced and applauded continuously.

Shen Changle said: "It's fun to teach, it's an elegant thing to pair the Guqin with "Journey to the West", you can't understand what's normal."

Yu Qiandao: "I really can't understand this. If you can do it, then you can barely understand it. Then tell me, can you do this chess?"

Shen Changle proudly said: "Is it okay??? Master, if you remove the word "?", it will definitely work!"

"When it comes to playing chess, I have studied it very well. What I pay attention to is such a calm mind. I burn incense and take a bath, put on comfortable and clean clothes, enjoy the sunshine, and play chess with my heart. Only in this way can I improve my chess skills!"

Yu Qiandao: "It's still the same way!"

Shen Changle said: "However, there is one more important thing when playing chess, do you know what it is?"

Yu Qiandao: "I'm really not sure about this, please tell us all."

Shen Changle said: "To play chess, you have to pay attention to the fact that you have opponents of the same level. There is such a Mr. Wang downstairs in our house who is a master of chess, a professional eight-dan!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "Eight dan!!! Oh my god, that's so good, even national-level chess players are mostly at this dan."

Shen Changle said: "That is, every afternoon, there is such a professional chess and card room downstairs in our house, a private room is reserved, two cups of tea are brewed, and a guzheng is also played-- thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump. , thump, thump, thump, thump~~~"

"Stop, stop! Don't play this music when playing chess, let Zhu Bajie rest for a while." Yu Qian stopped helplessly.

(End of this chapter)