Lord God hangs up

Chapter 5 005, Black Wind Shuangsha

I do not know how long it has been.

After a full sleep, Ni Kun woke up leisurely and vaguely heard a man and a woman talking.

"Brother, if you dare to practice this "Sunflower Canon", I will cuckold you every day."

"What nonsense are you talking about? How can I practice this kind of evil martial arts? If you are worried, just return this cassock to that kid."

"Hey senior brother, do you think that kid has practiced this kind of kung fu? If he has practiced... Hehe, I have grown up so much, I have never seen a eunuch..."

"What do you want to do, girl?"

"I just want to see what the eunuch is like. Brother, don't you want to?"

"I think Nima... You girl is itchy, right? Are you not afraid of the eye of a needle? Besides, can't you see that the kid's muscles and bones are weak, his meridians are weak, and he has no martial arts at all?"

"Then, maybe he just left the palace not long ago, his injury has not healed, and he hasn't formally started to practice?"

"Calling you nonsense..."

boom!
There was a knocking sound, and it sounded like a hammer had been hit directly on the forehead.

Together with the terrible knocking sound, there is also the woman's cry of pain:
"Let's start again! Brother, please lighten up, if I start again, I will become a fool!"

The male voice sneered: "You are not very smart."

Ni Kun was stunned when he heard it: How dare you think that the "bang" that sounded like a hammer hitting the head just now, was that senior brother knocking on the head of my junior sister?

It sounds like this is not the first time, and that junior sister is just complaining, but not injured?

Another tough heroine?

Ni Kun was shocked for a while. In this chaotic world, there seems to be a lot of masters!

Just as he was exclaiming, the male voice suddenly said coldly:

"Since you're awake, don't pretend to be asleep."

Ni Kun followed kindness like a stream, turned over and sat up, and nodded to the two people opposite him:

"Thank you both for your kindness..."

While speaking, I looked around a little, and I saw that the pair of senior brothers and sisters were both in their twenties.

The man's body is agile, his facial features are correct, his skin is burnt yellow, like red copper, his expression is indifferent, giving people a sense of indifference and coldness.

The woman has a graceful figure, and her complexion is a little dark, but her appearance is also pretty and good, she is a beauty.

Listening to the conversation between the two, Ni Kun knew that the two brothers and sisters were a couple, so he only took a look at the woman, then turned his gaze away, and glanced around him, and saw that the place seemed to be a small deserted mountain temple.

A bonfire was burning in the temple, the brothers and sisters were sitting in front of the bonfire, and the man was baking a stack of flatbread, staring at Ni Kun coldly.

The woman held the cassock that Ni Kun was carrying in her hand, looked at the writing on the cassock by the firelight, and then looked at Ni Kun with a strange look with a subtle smile on her face.

Smelling the burnt aroma of the pancake, the hungry Ni Kun swallowed unconsciously, but ignoring the hunger in his belly, he first solemnly declared:
"Well, I haven't practiced the "Sunflower Canon", nor do I plan to practice it."

"Really never practiced?" The woman looked a bit disbelieving.

Ni Kun raised his head and showed his Adam's apple: "I really haven't practiced before."

"Is that so..." The woman's slightly dark and pretty face was filled with disappointment.

Ni Kun's head was covered with cold sweat, thinking what are you disappointed in, hey!If you want to see the eunuch, go to the palace to find it!
When I complained like this in my heart, I heard the man with the scorched yellow face say coldly:
"What's your name? Seeing that your clothes are expensive, you carry a secret loan, and there are pills and golden melon seeds in your purse. You should come from a good family. How did you fall to this level?"

Ni Kunxin said, no wonder you two claimed to be bad guys when you rescued me before, how could you take the opportunity to search him all over when you rescued me?

But his face remained calm, and he only said with a sad face:

"Under Ni Kun, his family background was indeed good, but unfortunately, he was raided by mountain bandits and wiped out the whole family, only the next person barely escaped. Previously, he was frightened, tired and hungry, and passed out by the side of the road. If it weren't for the two of you Help, I’m afraid I’m going to be picked up by wild wolves.”

As he said that, he stood up and clasped his fists at the two of them:
"Don't dare or forget the grace of saving lives. I don't know the names of the two benefactors? There will be rich rewards in the future."

The man said coldly:
"We saved you, and it was just a matter of convenience, and we didn't expect you to repay."

The woman smiled and said:

"You little guy with a ruined family and no knowledge of martial arts, how can you have a chance to repay us? If your secret is a decent martial art, you can use it as a reward, but it's a pity that it's this kind of evil martial arts that wants to cut off your life... ..."

Having said that, she couldn't help but chuckle, overjoyed:

"This is really... the work of which wicked thing?"

A smile appeared on the man's scorched and cold face:
"Be the father-in-law in the palace."

The woman laughed happily for a while, and then said to Ni Kun:

"My name is Mei Chaofeng, and my senior brother's name is Chen Xuanfeng. We don't need your secret borrowing, but you don't have to welcome those golden melon seeds and those six pills!"

Chen Xuanfeng said coldly:

"There is also the dagger that cuts iron like mud. It is so sharp, it is the nemesis of our horizontal kung fu. In your hands, it is no threat to us, but if it falls into the hands of a master, it will be scary. Our senior brothers and sisters."

Mei Chaofeng nodded, and said with a smile: "So, we have to accept your dagger."

Ni Kun laughed dryly, nodded and said, "It should, it should..."

But he said in his heart: It was actually Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng!
Well, since this world can have Liusheng Piaoxu, Da Huan Xi Nu Bodhisattva, Sunflower Book, and Moon Worshiping Cult, then it is not surprising that there are Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng.

Looking at the current age of these two, it seems that they have just left the rivers and lakes not long ago, and I am afraid that they have not yet earned the title of "Heifeng Shuangsha", and their hearts have not completely darkened.

Of course, since he is a black wind and two evil spirits, it is not surprising that he calls himself a bad person, gives him kindness and coerces him, and raids him.

However, Ni Kun originally believed that good people should be rewarded, and good deeds should be rewarded in real terms, so that everyone will be willing to do good deeds, and the social atmosphere will get better and better.

Therefore, he would not turn his back on Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng just for such a little thing outside of him, and just smiled shyly at them:
"Well, Brother Chen, Sister Mei, I've been here for a long time without water, I wonder if it's okay..."

While speaking, his eyes fell on the big cake Chen Xuanfeng was baking.

Chen Xuanfeng didn't talk nonsense, took out a big pie and threw it at Ni Kun.

Ni Kun quickly reached out to take it, thanked him, ignored the hot cake, blew it twice, took a big bite, and swallowed it eagerly without chewing a few times.

"Slow down, be careful of choking to death." Mei Chaofeng smiled and threw Ni Kun's water gourd over.

Ni Kun caught the gourd, opened the stopper, took a big gulp of water, said thank you Sister Mei indistinctly, and started gobbling again.

Chen Xuanfeng also shared the big cake with Mei Chaofeng, and ate it slowly with her.

Ni Kun finished eating the pancake in twos and then licked his lips eagerly.

Seeing this, Mei Chaofeng tore off half of the pancake in his hand and threw it over. Ni Kun was not too polite, and just took it and ate it.After eating the cake, he drank half of the gourd water again, and then let out a long breath, and sighed secretly: "Finally alive..."

After a while, seeing that Chen Mei and the two were still eating slowly, and Ni Kun was also idle, thinking that the two of them were teachers from famous families, so they might know a lot of secret information, so they asked curiously:
"Brother Chen, Sister Mei, are you here to travel the Jianghu? My younger brother is also quite interested in the Jianghu martial arts. I don't know what the current situation is in the Jianghu? Who are the famous masters? What are the famous sects?"

[Ask for a ticket~! 】

(End of this chapter)