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Chapter 1 001, I, the time traveler, die first to respect!

Chapter 1 001, I, the time traveler, die first to respect!

"I'm... transmigrated?"

A stone room with stone walls on all sides, no windows, only a vent in the dome, and a wooden door on the front.

Ni Kun sat on the grand teacher's chair, staring at the crane beak incense burner on the table in front of him in a daze.

He remembered that he was staying up all night before, why did he come to this strange place like a secret room in a trance?
His clothes changed.

The toga has large sleeves and is inlaid with gold and jade. It is exquisite and luxurious, but it is not very convenient.

His body shape also changed.

His height and shape have shrunk a lot, and he feels like he has become a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy.

His hands are fair, his fingers are long and slender, without a trace of calluses, at first glance he looks like a young master whose fingers do not touch Yang Chunshui.

All of these seem to be the most typical time-traveling phenomena.

However, before Ni Kun began to study his specific situation, the wooden door opposite suddenly opened with a bang.

A little brother dressed in black, covered in blood, with a pale face, staggered in with his hands on his chest, and hissed:

"Master, hurry up... poof!"

Before he finished speaking, he spat out a mouthful of blood, fell to the ground with a plop, and remained silent.

"..."

Ni Kun was stunned.

What's the situation?
That little brother in black, why did he pounce before he even had time to say a word?
Is this a little too hasty?

While in shock.

At the open door, another girl walked in with big strides.

Black clothes, men's clothes, high ponytail, slender, heroic.

It looks a little familiar, where have you seen it before?
Ni Kun was a little puzzled: What is this unfolding?

Just as she was about to ask, the girl in men's clothing gave him a cold look, raised her hand, and a white light shot out from her fingertip.

puff!
Bai Guangfei shot in front of Ni Kun, piercing his heart in one go.

"..."

what's the situation?
Full of unwillingness, Ni Kun, who had just crossed for less than 2 minutes and hadn't even figured out the specific situation, just went dark and hung up.

……

"I'm alive?"

Ni Kun blinked, and found that he was still sitting on the grand master's chair.

With lingering fear, he raised his hand to touch his heart, looked down, but saw that his heart was safe and there was not a single blood hole.

Although I clearly remember the moment of pain when my heart was pierced by white light.

But the fact that his body was unscathed made Ni Kun wonder...

Didn't I have a nightmare before?

"After time travelling, my body and spirit haven't fully adapted yet. In a trance, I fell asleep unknowingly? And had a nightmare?"

Just as he was thinking, the wooden door in front opened again with a bang.

The black-clothed boy whom I had seen before, covered in blood again, put his hand on his heart, and rushed in staggeringly.

"Master, hurry up... poof!"

Before he finished speaking, blood spurted out, and the little brother in black fell to the ground, dying instantly.

Ni Kun was dumbfounded.

He looked in disbelief at the black-clothed brother who had died on the ground, then raised his head and looked at the open door.

As expected, the slender girl in black men's clothing strode in from the door again.

Seeing the girl in men's clothing glance at herself coldly, raise her right hand, and point her fingers towards herself, Ni Kun's pupils shrank, and he raised his hand as a stop:

"Eh, wait..."

puff!
With a flash of white light, his heart pierced through, and Ni Kun froze, with only one thought in his mind:
"Damn it, I hung up again!"

……

"Damn it, I'm alive again!"

Ni Kun was agitated, and fumbled with his hands on his heart:
"Unharmed?"

Looking up at the closed wooden door again, he immediately understood:
"I'm back to before I was killed!
"Could this be my time travel hang? Infinite resurrection? No, infinite rebirth? But..."

But if I can't deal with that ruthless girl in men's clothing, wouldn't my big Ni Kun's time-traveling career fall into this infinite cycle of living and dying, and dying and living again?
The survival time is less than 2 minutes!

"No, I have to find a way to survive!

"But I can't even see how that girl killed me, the difference in force value is too big...

"It seems that I have to rely on the wisdom and eloquence of my traveler, and use my words to persuade her to let me go!"

Bang!
The door slammed open, and the little brother in black put his hand on his heart and staggered in: "Master, hurry up... Puff!"

Still a familiar recipe.

The little brother in black jumped to the ground and died before finishing his sentence.

The lines, poses, even the shooting range of vomiting blood, and the position of hitting the ground are all exactly the same as the previous two times.

Immediately afterwards, the girl in men's clothing strode in.

Ni Kun got up slowly and stared at the girl in men's clothing with sincere eyes and a sincere tone:
"Heroine, wait a minute, I have a word, please..."

The girl turned a deaf ear, cast a cold glance, and raised her hand.

puff!
Nima won't let me speak, how can I play my mouth?

So angry!
Ni Kun rolled his eyes and hung up.

……

"Nima girl is completely unreasonable!"

Ni Kun gritted his teeth:

"I won't be given the chance to use my mouth! It seems that no matter how big the difference in force value is, I still have to try to fight back!"

He glanced at the crane beak incense burner on the table in front of him, picked up the incense burner with both hands and tried it, and felt that it weighed about ten catties, so he nodded vigorously:

"You are the one!"

He got up and left his seat, walked quickly to the door and hid with the incense burner in his arms.

Soon, the wooden door slammed open, and the little brother in black staggered in with his hand on his heart.

"Master... Hey, poof!"

Well, the lines of the little brother in black changed a little this time.

After coming in, I didn't see Ni Kun, so the original "Master, hurry up...poof" became "Master... Hey, poof!"

Anyway, no matter what, the life value of the little brother in black is only enough to say three words, plus a special effect of spurting blood.

As soon as the boy in black hung up, the girl in men's clothes strode in.

As soon as she entered the door, Ni Kun, who was hiding behind the door, raised the incense burner high and smashed it hard at her head.

With such a high force value, the girl's perception is of course extremely keen. As soon as she came in, she found Ni Kun hiding behind the door.

But she didn't act preemptively, she just turned her head slightly and watched the censer fall down coldly.

Bang!
The incense burner hit the girl's head firmly, but the girl was not injured at all.

Ni Kun stared at the girl dumbfounded, and said in amazement:

"Fuck me, is your head so hard?"

The girl raised her hand and pointed, white light flashed, Ni Kun's brows turned cold, his eyes darkened, and he died.

……

"Headshot failed, did he get headshot instead?"

Ni Kun sat on the grand teacher's chair, pressed his hand between his eyebrows, and looked depressed:
"That girl's head is too iron...

"The finger shines white, kills people from a distance... a horse that hits the head hard, and the incense burner weighing ten catties is not hurt at all.

"Cultivation? High martial arts? Superpowers?

"Regardless of the type, it seems difficult to fight back..."

Although it felt that counter-killing was more difficult than expected, Ni Kun still didn't want to sit still.

Since the incense burner doesn't work well, let's look for it quickly to see if there are any other more powerful weapons.

This search really made him find a good thing.

In the drawer on the left hand side of the desk, there was a dagger about one foot long.

Pulling out the dagger from its sheath, he saw that the blade of this dagger was cold, and the cold air was overwhelming.

Holding a short dagger in his hand, he slashed at the beak of the incense burner, there was a crisp clang, and the beak of the copper cast incense burner was cut off, and the incision was extremely smooth.

"Cut iron like mud?"

Ni Kun is overjoyed:

"Okay, Mighty! There is hope!"

Quickly holding the dagger in one hand and the hem of the robe in the other, he ran to the door and hid in two steps at a time.

As soon as he stood firm, the door was knocked open, and the little brother in black rushed in: "Master... Hey, poof!"

Afterwards, the girl in men's clothing arrived as scheduled, and Ni Kun stabbed her slender neck without saying a word.

Are you crazy?
Then I will use this dagger that cuts iron like mud to stab your delicate neck.

Believe it or not, your delicate neck is as strong as your head!

Snapped!
"..."

Ni Kun was speechless.

Well, this time the girl didn't let him poke with the dagger, but used her middle finger to firmly clamp the dagger.

No matter how hard Ni Kun twisted his wrist, the dagger remained motionless.

The strength of the two slender fingers was so strong that Ni Kun doubted his life.

The girl glanced coldly at Ni Kun, twisted her wrist, lightened Ni Kun's hand, and the dagger disappeared.

Taking a closer look, the dagger was actually in the girl's hand.

She weighed the dagger, shook her head at Ni Kun with contempt, pinched the tip of the dagger with her right thumb and index finger, and bent it hard.

clang!
With a crisp sound, the dagger that cut iron like mud was broken in two by her.

Gudong.

Ni Kun swallowed with difficulty, and smiled awkwardly:
"Well, I actually..."

Before she finished speaking, the girl flicked her slender fingers, and the tip of the dagger that she snapped pierced into the center of Ni Kun's eyebrows with a bang.

……

"He was headshot again!"

Ni Kun held his head in both hands, and rubbed his hair violently twice with a frantic look on his face:

"Not only is the head iron, but the reaction is amazingly fast, and the strength is unreasonable...

"My dagger cuts iron like mud! She can actually break it with bare hands!

"Although she doesn't seem to be really invulnerable, she is still a little afraid of a dagger that cuts iron like mud, but her reaction is so fast, how can I fight back?

"How about trying to escape?"

With this in mind, he held the hem of his robe with both hands, quickly ran to the wooden door, and opened the door for the first time.

As a result, as soon as the door was opened, there was actually a long and narrow corridor going straight ahead, with no sideways to go.

And that familiar black-clothed boy was running towards this side while spitting blood at this time, and at the end of the corridor more than ten meters away, the figure of the girl in men's clothes also happened to appear.

"Which idiot designed this nima secret room? If the enemy blocked it at the other end of the corridor, wouldn't it be a situation of catching a turtle in a jar?"

When he was complaining furiously, the little brother in black saw Ni Kun, first startled, and then shouted:
"Master, quick, poof!"

Spitting blood, falling down, dying, the business process is extremely skillful...

And the girl in men's clothing who was walking unhurriedly raised her hand towards Ni Kun from a distance.

Ni Kun held up his hands:

"Heroine, I am innocent..."

puff!
With a flash of white light, Ni Kun jumped up.

……

"I have a sliding shovel..."

puff!
With a flash of white light, Ni Kun jumped up.

……

Next, he tried nearly a hundred times of anti-killing, escaping, and mouthing from various angles, all of which failed.

No.90 is reborn nine times.

When the little brother in black fell to the ground and the girl in men’s clothing came in, Ni Kun put his elbows on the table, crossed his fingers, rested his chin on the back of his hands, looked at the girl deeply, and said in a low magnetic voice:

"Please make me understand."

The girl didn't speak, but frowned slightly, raised her finger, and a white light flashed.

puff!Xiao Ni fell...

……

1 times.

Ni Kun maintained the previous sitting posture, with a bewildered smile on his face, and said to the girl:
"I bet you don't have bullets in your gun."

The girl in men's clothing was slightly taken aback, but still raised her hand and pointed, and a white light flashed.

puff!
……

1 and one time.

When the girl in men's clothing came in, Ni Kun lay on the Taishi chair in Ge You's paralyzed posture, and raised his hand kindly to greet her when he saw her: "Come on!"

……

1 and two times.

When the girl in men's clothing came in, Ni Kun's voice was low and fascinating:
"Want to know the meaning of life? Want to really... live?"

The girl glanced coldly and raised her hand.

……

1 ten times.

As soon as the girl came in, she saw Ni Kun looking at her affectionately, and slowly chanted in a deep magnetic voice:

"If life is just like the first time you see it, why is the autumn wind sadly drawing a fan? Just wait..."

With a cold face and cold eyes, the girl raised her finger and a white light flashed.

puff!
……

1 twenty times.

"Come on, be happy~~~Anyway, there are a lot of them... Puff!"

……

131 times.

"The sound of prosperity escapes into the empty door and breaks the world... Ugh!"

……

142 times.

"The cool night misses you like a river, turning into spring mud...Pfft!"

……

153 times.

"Braces girl, what a beautiful girl, my sister has such strong and beautiful legs... woo pooh... too, too inhumane!"

……

164 times.

Ni Kun does push-ups shirtless.

As soon as the girl came in, she killed him without saying a word.

……

2 and [-] times.

Ni Kun cut to the point and said affectionately, "I love you."

The girl raised her hand and pointed, this time the white light shot directly from Ni Kun's mouth.

……

3 and six times.

Ni Kun looked at the girl in men's clothing who came in with a tired face: "Be gentle."

The girl frowned, raised her finger, and instantly killed it.

……

The thousandth time.

When the girl came in, Ni Kun's expression was dull, his eyes were dull, and he was lying on his back on the teacher's chair, as if he was tired and didn't want to make a fuss, you should hurry up and finish the work sooner, it would be nice to everyone.

The girl was hard-hearted, unmoved, raised her hand and pointed, and white light shot out from the fingertips, penetrating into Ni Kun's heart with a puff.

Just when Ni Kun's heart ached and his eyes went dark.

Time seemed to freeze at the moment when he was dying.

An ethereal and mysterious voice sounded in his mind:
"Death a thousand times, the opening conditions have been met.

"Every one hundred times of death, a random ability will be awakened. Now that one has died a thousand times, the following abilities will be obtained:
"Ye Kai, Shenluo Tianzheng, Twisted Magic Eye, Super Electromagnetic Gun, Infinite Sword System, Dawei Tianlong, Calling the Wind and Calling the Rain, Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Sect, Sword 23, Fusion Great Burial.

"Remarks: Rebirth after death and using abilities must consume lifespan. It has already consumed [-] days of lifespan. Please use your abilities carefully.

"For details, please check your personal panel."

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