Rebel Demon King

Chapter 831 Sunny Otaku (1)

When Cheng Mo returned to the room that belonged to him and Xie Minyun, Xie Minyun had already packed everything, including his suitcase, and even the sheets and quilts were neatly folded by her. It was disassembled for cleaning, and every time she checked out, she would tidy up the room, as if no one had stayed in it.

This is a strange habit completely incomprehensible to the efficiency-oriented Cheng Mo. In his opinion, it may be a kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Cheng Mo stood on the porch thinking whether he should sit down or not. Sitting down, the sofa was by the window, which seemed to destroy the room that Xie Minyun had just cleaned.After hesitating for a while, Cheng Mo stood at the door of the bathroom, leaning on the door frame to watch Xie Minyun clean the bathroom.

"Wait. It'll be ready soon!" Xie Minyun, who was folding towels, turned to look at Cheng Mo, who was standing at the door, and said.

"No rush." ​​Cheng Mo said, he watched Xie Minyun fold the clean towels like tofu cubes, and thought of Teacher Shen who loves to do housework.

Cheng Mo has always liked watching Teacher Shen do housework, to be precise, it should be "appreciation".It's not that he has any special hobbies, but that Mr. Shen has a special sense of beauty when doing housework. Maybe doing housework is a burden for others, but it is not for Mr. Shen. It is like a kind of enjoyment instead. Therefore, Mr. Shen When doing housework, she is not in a hurry, she is always slow and meticulous, just like she is arranging flowers.

In Ms. Shen's home, both the seasoning box and the storage box are affixed with her handwritten labels. Because she likes to cook with a lot of condiments, she also divides different condiments into sections.Even the bottom of the sink was not spared, and all kinds of washing products were placed inside.Her closet is not particularly big and can't hold too many clothes, so she sorts clothes of different seasons into the storage box, and there is a label on the storage box, saying that those clothes are stored in it, in case of need , you can find it in one click.

Even though Cheng Mo is also a relatively rigorous person, he can't take life so seriously, and can only lament that Mr. Shen is really virtuous to the extreme.

Xie Minyun is completely different from Teacher Shen. She will not take the initiative to help Cheng Mo clean up the room, such as Cheng Mo's dormitory. Although Xie Minyun often goes there, she has never helped Cheng Mo organize the books that were placed in disorder, nor has she washed Cheng Mo. The dirty clothes and the rubbish that has not had time to throw away.

Of course, she will not ask Cheng Mo to do anything for her. The same is true when two people go out together. She is used to life, for example, the faucet must always be pressed in the middle of the rules, the nozzles of the hand sanitizer bottle, shower gel bottle and other bottles must be pointed in the same direction, and the towel must be washed and twisted after use. Hang up
She will solve these things by herself, except for the things she can't solve by herself, like Cheng Mo must be washed before going to bed. She will ask Cheng Mo to do it. Of course, Cheng Mo can choose not to do it, so he can only sleep on the floor.

However, whether it is Xie Minyun or Shen Youyi, watching them do housework is a kind of enjoyment, and it is also an art.

One is pure art; the other is gentle art.

To put it simply, Xie Minyun is a modern woman in the new era, and Teacher Shen is a more traditional Chinese woman.

All in all good, all perfect.Thinking of this, Cheng Mo felt a rare sense of satisfaction in his heart. Satisfaction is a kind of happiness, proper satisfaction, and then full of expectations is happiness.

This is Cheng Mo's definition of happiness today.

Xie Minyun folded the washed towels, put them back on the towel rack, and asked, "Do you think I'm unreasonable?"

"Not at all, it's fine for me, at least I won't quarrel over who does housework in the future." Cheng Mo shrugged his shoulders and said, there was no joke in his tone, and he was very honest and serious, "I am A very lazy man."

"Why didn't I find out? Tell me how lazy you are?"

"Probably...the kind of person who will never do it himself unless he can do it himself. He must order takeaway for his meals, unless the weather is bad enough to affect the efficiency of food delivery. The most I browse on Taobao are sweeping robots, automatic dishwashers and so on. Washing machine with dryer, I remember when I was a child, I made a dozen pages of PPT in order to let my dad replace the nanny with a sweeping robot and other automatic equipment, and elaborated that robots can bring more happiness than nanny.”

Xie Minyun, who was cleaning the cup with a toothbrush, said on Weibo: "Isn't the babysitter able to do more than the robot? Besides, the robot can't cook. Doesn't your example just prove that you are not a very lazy person?"

Cheng Mo shook his head and said, "If I don't have a nanny, I need to spend more energy to deal with the nanny. For example, some nanny will always try to communicate with me during the meal, but the content of the communication is all about her previous employer or her previous employer." What does the employer’s family do, how good the conditions are, how good the children are, learning piano, Mathematical Olympiad, and Taekwondo every day, and then gossip about my father. Although I really want to say that I am not interested in these things, and I don’t want to talk to her about our family but I dare not offend her, so I can only listen patiently."

"Why don't you dare to offend?" Xie Minyun turned to look at Cheng Mo and asked incomprehensibly.

"Maybe because I watched too much social news. I was afraid that she would poison my food. Even if I didn't poison my food, some boogers and saliva would be disgusting."

"There are extreme cases in the social news, and it's not that you don't know. You! You always like to speculate on others with the greatest malice." Xie Minyun said.

Cheng Mo didn't feel that his point of view was wrong, and said straightforwardly: "You must not have the heart to harm others, and you must have the heart to guard against others! This is the survival wisdom summed up by our ancestors for thousands of years."

Xie Minyun did not continue to argue with Cheng Mo, because Cheng Mo's attitude towards life is not wrong, and a person like Cheng Mo cannot be changed in a few words. Instead, she said: "This is why you prefer to sweep the floor." The reason for the robot? Because the sweeping robot will not harm you? This has nothing to do with laziness!"

"Yeah!" Cheng Mo nodded, "If it's just for dinner, that's fine. Some nannies watch TV with a loud volume, which interferes with my reading; they also talk on the phone when they don't watch TV. It lasts for an hour or two. , speaking in a dialect I don’t understand, the loud voice can be heard on the whole floor. Not only that, almost every nannies are lovers of square dancing, I think this hobby is very good, as long as it doesn’t disturb me, but For their own time, they will make things difficult for me. I am very strict in my work and rest. If I eat at 06:30, I will eat at 06:30. In order to go to the square dance earlier, they sometimes prepare the meal in advance. For me, Even if it is only a few minutes ahead of time, it ruins my time planning. I don't like this feeling. Besides, there are many small things. In short, the convenience that the nanny can bring to me is almost negligible, but It made me pay a lot of emotional value. But the sweeping robot will not. I lie on the sofa listening to the symphony and watching "The Connection of the Universe: An Extraterrestrial Perspective", and I can imagine that it is my robot, and I am currently in an airplane. To the spacecraft of Monocerotis V616"

Xie Minyun didn't ask why Cheng Mo was going to V616 Monocerotis, she knew that there was a black hole closest to the earth.At this time, she had finished washing the cups, arranged the bottles and cans on the counter meticulously, washed her hands again, took out a paper towel to wipe off the water, and put the paper towels lightly into the wastebasket, then walked to the doorway. In front of Cheng Mo, he poked his chest and said, "Just say that you are an autistic person, and you want to be alone, can't you?"

Cheng Mo coughed and said, "Sometimes not necessarily."

"Sometimes?" Xie Minyun glanced at Cheng Mo and walked out of the bathroom, "I still want to go back to the capital and live with you, it seems that I should give you more space, or sleep in the dormitory separately!"

Cheng Mo can't see through Xie Minyun's expression at all now. Hearing her tone is not very good, he thinks that Xie Minyun is really a little angry, but he also thinks that Xie Minyun won't be angry because of such a small matter, so he hesitates and asks: "Really? The fake radio telescopes are gone?"

Xie Minyun heard that Cheng Mo was concerned about the radio telescope at this time, took his coat on the hanger at the door of the porch, then turned around and held the handle of the suitcase at the door, dragged the suitcase and walked out the door, passing by Cheng who was standing at the door of the bathroom. When silent, he said with a blank face: "Anyway, you are used to doing everything by yourself, whether you have me or not."

Only then did Cheng Mo know what the problem was, and quickly pulled up the lever on his suitcase, followed Xie Minyun out of the room, although Cheng Mo knew how to make Xie Minyun happy, as long as he said that he liked being with Xie Minyun, and Explain why some things can be solved without discussing with her, but he still can't say those sweet words with lies.

The two of them went down to the lobby on the first floor in silence. At this time, the members of Tai Chi Dragon had already left, and there was no one in the lobby. It seemed that the whole hotel suddenly fell silent. Cheng Mo had nothing to say, and asked in a low voice: "That... I passport"

Xie Minyun took out Cheng Mo's passport from her small bag and handed it to him directly, without even looking at Cheng Mo during the whole process.

Cheng silently put away his passport, and followed Xie Minyun to the hotel entrance. Xie Minyun reached out to stop a taxi. Seeing that Xie Minyun turned around and seemed to want to say something, Cheng Mo hurriedly said, "Don't say anything. It’s too wasteful to sit separately, and it’s unnecessary to wait until we get to the airport.”

Xie Minyun sneered and said, "I don't lack that little money, and I don't lack that little time."

"I'm short, I don't have a penny of cash with me."

"Find your own way, anyway, you are the smartest person in the world."

Cheng Mo was one head and two older, and found that Xie Minyun was really going to be angry. He really couldn't bear it, and said in a low voice: "Why don't I ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I will let you take a taxi by yourself. If you If you get the wrong answer, we'll take one."

At this time, the taxi driver pressed the window and asked impatiently in English, "Are you going or not?"

"I'm not interested in answering your question." As he said that, Xie Minyun dragged his suitcase to the back of the car, put it in the trunk and put it away, closed the trunk lid, went to the back seat and opened the door, holding the door At that time, she turned her head to look at Cheng Mo and asked, "If you have nothing else to say, I'll leave."

Of course Cheng Mo could hear Xie Minyun's implication is to quickly admit his mistakes, be lenient when he confesses, and be strict when he resists. If he wants to say nothing at this time, it is estimated that the entire trip to Rome will be cold. He hesitated for a while, and opened slightly. He opened his mouth, but still couldn't say anything.

Xie Minyun got into the taxi, closed the door with a "bang", and said coldly in English, "Go to the airport."

The taxi drove out of the hotel slowly, Cheng Mo looked at the white mist spraying out from the tail of the yellow taxi, he was a little at a loss as to what to do, it was the first time he truly felt that love brings more than just happiness and sweetness, as well as worries and pain.Although he hasn't felt the pain yet, he can foresee that if he doesn't change his ways, he will feel the pain of love sooner or later.

Cheng Mo watched the red tail lights disappear from sight and gave a wry smile, then dragged his suitcase and walked out of the hotel, he had to find an ATM to withdraw money.

(End of this chapter)