Rebel Demon King

Chapter 1125 Winter Palace (7)

"Good afternoon, Your Majesty!" Lermontov put his right hand on his chest, bowed slightly, and said reverently.

The white-haired man, who was in a daze, seemed to come to his senses when he heard Lermontov's words. He put down the hand supporting his chin, and immediately raised his head, his smooth and substantial pectoralis major shone under the light of the crystal lamp. Bright, like a bodybuilder smeared with olive oil.

"It's just right, Lermontov. I'm still thinking about how to please Chloe. I showed her the aerobics I worked so hard to choreograph yesterday, but she kicked me into the lake."

Cheng Mo didn't look directly at Paul XIV. He lowered his head and secretly observed this powerful chosen one called "Sphinx of the Winter Palace" through his peripheral vision.There is no doubt that he is very in line with the aesthetics of Westerners. His face is as sharp as a knife, his outline is sharp, and his facial features are three-dimensional, just like a living statue of David.The figure is also robust and perfect, no matter the majestic pectoralis major or the tendons on the two thighs, they are no different from marble sculptures, and they are simply the handsome version of Schwarzenegger.

Even if it was only the first time they met, Cheng Mo had concluded that Paul XIV was an extremely narcissistic person before hearing Paul XIV's words, otherwise he wouldn't just wear a cloak and put his muscles all over his body. bright outside.

Therefore, Cheng Mo had already decided in his heart that he must unscrupulously praise the master of the winter palace.

But flattering is also a skill, and it doesn't mean that if you want to shoot well, you can shoot well, especially when facing the superior, if you don't flatter well, it will not only be embarrassing, but even a disaster.Cheng Mo needs more observations, and he needs to know more about this "Sphinx of the Winter Palace" before he can find what he likes.In addition to the other party's speech, "Sphinx of the Winter Palace" can also provide him with certain information.He guessed that the reason why Paul XIV was called "the Sphinx of the Winter Palace" might be that Paul XIV was powerful and was punished by God; Or both.
All in all, Cheng Mo had to be full of curiosity about this man who only wore a pair of red underpants.He held his breath for a while and listened carefully to the conversation between Paul XIV and Lermontov. When the name "Chloe" came out of Paul XIV's mouth, Cheng Mo vaguely felt as if he had heard it before.But even with Cheng Mo's amazing memory, he couldn't find this character he had never seen in his mind for a while.

"Your Majesty." Lermontov scratched his head. "I can't do anything about women! You know, I'm a poor bachelor myself."

"Oh~! Also."

"Perhaps you should ask Master Joseph, he was the kind of lover who was in love at that time, and countless women were crazy about him."

"How is that possible!" Paul XIV shook his head like a rattle, "That proud old man is eager to see my jokes, let me beg him, why not let me not look in the mirror for two days"

Cheng Mo rolled his throat, thinking that no wonder he could see mirrors everywhere he went.Even in the garden, there is occasionally a full-length mirror standing out of nowhere.

Lermontov slapped his chin and said with a smile: "By the way, Your Majesty, you can ask Mr. Cheng, I think he must have some ideas about chasing girls!"

"Mr. Cheng?" Paul XIV shifted his gaze to Cheng Mo, and asked suspiciously, "Why do you think such an ordinary little boy is very good at women?"

Europas have always been more mature, especially women, who are often fifteen or sixteen years old and look like they are in their twenties, while East Asians are generally more tender, and their aesthetics tend to be loli faces and normal faces, so East Asians Doesn't show age.For example, Cheng Mo, even though he is 23, still looks like a student, especially compared to Western Caucasians.

"Because I saw Mr. Cheng make a sample of a woman's lip print on the plane, I think this gift is more suitable than your aerobics performance!" Lermontov said euphemistically, "After all, it is not Everyone is interested in bodybuilding."

"Lip print specimen?" Paul XIV grabbed the golden throne armrest full of reliefs with both hands, and almost jumped up from the throne when he saw the gesture. He was shocked at first, and then said in surprise, "This .This can also be used as a gift?!"

Lermontov immediately turned to look at Cheng Mo.

Cheng Mo raised his head, pointed to himself and asked, "Your Majesty, are you asking me?"

"of course."

Paul XIV nodded, the crown inlaid with huge diamonds remained motionless on the white hair, and he didn't know how such a heavy crown was fixed on Paul XIV's head.

Cheng Mo said solemnly: "Your Majesty, as a gift, lip print specimens are definitely not suitable."

This answer somewhat surprised Paul XIV, who asked in surprise, "Why?"

Cheng Mo laughed and said, "Then there is a reason to give the woman her own lip prints?"

Paul XIV and Lermontov suddenly realized at the same time, and said in unison: "It makes sense."

"I should give her my lip print. I think Chloe will be satisfied with my perfect lip shape." Paul XIV's lips showed a satisfied smile, and he looked at Cheng Mo and asked, " Let’s talk about how to make a lip print specimen?”

Cheng Mo secretly slandered Paul XIV as a narcissist and a straight man to the extreme. If he really wanted him to send his lip print specimen to that Chloe, it would be as simple as being kicked into the lake.But this kind of thing is not easy to say directly, Cheng Mo said tactfully: "Your Majesty, giving gifts to women is a kind of knowledge. It is not that what we men think is good, the other party will think it is good."

"How could it be!" Paul XIV shook his head and said confidently, "They should like whatever I give you!"

"Then did she like all the gifts you gave Ms. Chloe?"

Paul XIV was stunned, and after a while he said quietly, "Chloe is the only exception." He sighed with a sad face, "Probably because Chloe doesn't like anything!"

"We have an idiom in China called prescribing the right medicine. If you don't like what you send, you can only say that you don't have the appetite for Ms. Chloe."

Paul XIV asked: "Then why do other women like it when I give it to other women?"

Cheng Mo lowered his head and said in a low voice: "That's because other women already like or yearn for His Majesty, so they will like whatever His Majesty gives you."

"You mean Chloe doesn't like me?" Paul XIV frowned his thick white eyebrows, "How can anyone not like me?"

Lermontov also shook his head and said with a puzzled face: "Yes! How can anyone not like His Majesty!"

Cheng was silent.

Paul XIV patted the armrest of the throne, and said confidently: "I don't believe that Chloe doesn't like me, I'll ask her tomorrow!"

Lermontov said seriously: "Impossible! Ms. Chloe is probably embarrassed!"

Cheng Mo remained speechless, thinking about how to flatter Paul XIV. It seemed that Lermontov had already cut this path. It was impossible for anyone to surpass Lermontov. He believed in Paul so devoutly. The charm of XIV.

Cheng Mo could only keep silent.

Paul XIV looked at Cheng Mo again, as if he had just seen Cheng Mo just now, and asked, "By the way, who are you?"

Lermontov quickly replied: "This is Cheng Mo, Mr. Cheng, one of the 993 residents who came to our Utopia! He just woke up, and I will bring him to see His Majesty."

Paul XIV seemed to know nothing about Cheng Mo's origin and identity, and had no interest in it, so he immediately said, "Then give you the status of a citizen of the Utopia." He drew out the sword studded with jewels from his waist , and patted Cheng Mo on the shoulder, "Please be sure to abide by the Citizenship Law of the Utopia. If you violate it, you will be punished accordingly."

Cheng Mo said respectfully: "Your Majesty, I don't even know what the citizenship rules are."

Paul XIV said: "Lermontov will give you the Law."

Cheng Mo bowed slightly and replied, "Yes, Your Majesty."

Paul XIV waved his hand casually, "It's okay, just go out! I have to go to the gym, and I must do an hour of aerobics today!"

Speaking of Paul XIV, he stood up. He was almost two meters taller than Cheng Mo, and he was standing on the marble steps, almost pointing his red shorts at Cheng Mo's face.This made Cheng Mo feel awkward watching the male ballerina dance up close.

"It doesn't seem very big." Cheng Mo thought, "Is it true that men who like bodybuilding are not big?"

Lermontov at his side bowed and said, "Congratulations, Your Majesty!"

Cheng Mo quickly bowed and shouted.Paul XIV walked down the steps with his head held high, his scarlet cloak rustling on the red carpet.Standing behind Paul XIV was a group of blond women wearing court maid uniforms and hurriedly followed Paul XIV to the right, followed by guards in golden armor holding golden daggers. XIV disappeared into the corridor.

Lermontov smiled at Cheng Mo and said, "Mr. Cheng, it's just going through the motions. Unless you violate the "Laws of the Utopia" in the future, it will be difficult to see Your Majesty."

"What is the content of the "Utopia Law"?" Cheng Mo asked.

"Actually, it is no different from the secular world, except for one thing," Lermontov said, "it is strictly forbidden to cross the border into the fog zone."

"Fog area?" Cheng Mo thought of the dense fog in the forest that is hard to penetrate, "What will happen if you enter?"

Lermontov smiled and said, "It's also for your own good. That fog is highly corrosive and will leave no bones left."

Cheng Mo hesitated for a moment and asked in a low voice: "If I say I want to find someone, will it violate the "Utopia Law"?"

Lermontov said: "No."

"Then do you know a Xia countryman named Yan Funing?"

"Yan Funing?" Lermontov thought for a while and said, "Maybe I am not responsible for picking up this person. You can go to the city hall to ask about it tomorrow."

"By the way," Cheng Mo said, "If I want to buy a plot of land, what should I do to build a house myself?"

"You can ask your robot maid about this, and she will tell you. You can ask her all the questions." Lermontov said, "Now my job is to put the "Law of the Republic" and the citizen badge I'll leave it to you. I'll let the robot butler deliver it to you later."

"Thank you." Cheng Mo said.

Lermontov bowed slightly and said, "A warm welcome again to the Utopia."

"Thank you, Lermontov." Cheng Mo said, "Then I'll go first."

"Okay, Mr. Cheng." Lermontov blinked at Cheng Mo and said, "I remember that there will be banquets and dances in the palace on weekends. At the dances, you will definitely meet like-minded comrades or lovers."

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Cheng Mo returned to his room in the Winter Palace. At this time, the brightness of the sun was weakening, like a salted egg yolk soaked in oil, falling towards the edge of the mist.Cheng Mo stood by the floor-to-ceiling windows admiring the beautiful and quiet scenery like the Swiss mountain countryside, and felt that this place was extremely weird.

He asked how the artificially retarded Sislaberger should buy land, and found that the whole process was very simple and unusual. First, find the land you like. As long as no one occupies it, you can go to the city hall to apply for it, and see if there are any bids. If not, then bid for it; if not, buy it at the price approved by the city hall.As for building houses, you can design and repair them yourself.It can also be entrusted to the city hall, but the city hall can only provide five styles of houses.

While inquiring about these matters, the butler of the robot suit sent the "Laws of the Utopia" and a badge of Utopia citizens. Large print white paper.Cheng Mo flipped through it, and found that it was a law similar to ancient Greek civic and political classics. Except for the rule of not entering the foggy area, the rest is simply that all citizens of the Utopia are the rulers of the Utopia, and they participate in politics. The collective holds the highest power in the Utopia; the citizens are relatively equal within the collective; the law is supreme, even Paul XIV is no exception.

Cheng Mo was amazed, he never thought that the "Winter Palace" was such a place.
Having another expensive dinner in the evening, Cheng Mo sighed with emotion that Paul XIV even bought gold toilets, and the whole diamond toilet is not too much for the price of Utopia.

When night fell and he was bored, Cheng Mo asked Sislaberger if he could access the Internet. The reply was that Utopia had no internet or TV programs, and was isolated from the outside world in terms of communication.Cheng Mo asked Utopia what entertainment he had, and the artificial mentally retarded replied that he could go to the library to read books or go to the bar to drink.

Cheng Mo planned to rest for the night.

The next day, Cheng Mo asked the artificially retarded Sislaberg to take him to the city hall. However, Sislaberger's speed was too slow, and he could only walk 50 meters per minute.

Cheng Mo couldn't help complaining: "Sis Raberg, Sis Raberg, can you go faster?"

"Sorry, master, you have to upgrade me to provide you with more advanced services."

Cheng Mo thought about the expensive upgrade fee and had to give up, and followed the artificial mentally retarded along the stone-paved road towards the majestic city hall like a Greek temple.I finally found the city hall, there was no one there, to be precise, there was no living person, and the workers were all robots. In a classical marble building, it was full of expressionless robots. Bebopunk, let Cheng Mo feel a sense of confusion.

Cheng Mo found a robot worker with a "resident management" nameplate in a long counter. The robot was mentally handicapped in a medieval dress and could only answer a sentence in half a minute. He looked like a well-organized civil servant who was passive and sabotaged.Cheng Mo couldn't help complaining that Utopia is too humane, even the lightning sloth in "Zootopia" can imitate it. I don't know if Disney, which has the strongest legal team in the world, will sue Utopia for infringement
After waiting patiently for an hour, the mentally retarded robot told Cheng Moyan Funing's registered address, which was in the "Exclamation Point Cafe" in the "Universal Thinking Garden" area.

Cheng Mo wanted to get a map of Utopia, but was told that it would cost 50 US dollars to buy it. Cheng Mo could only reluctantly report his citizen ID and bought a map.Then he left Sis Raberg and rushed to the "Garden of Cosmic Thinking" according to the map.
(End of this chapter)