I'm an almighty star

Chapter 868 You haven't met him long ago, you've been lame long since you met him
"Wonderful."

"What a wonderful thing."

"This is the best sketch I've ever seen."

Shocking applause, screams one after another.

Although this skit is not over yet, everyone knows that this momentum completely exceeds that of Guo Donglin before.

Even a group of judges are extremely serious at this time.

Especially Zhang Guokun, who had a problem with Mo Bai, his eyes were wide open at the moment.

Some of him couldn't believe it.

He couldn't believe that such a sketch came from Mo Bai.

"Awesome, I thought Dabai was going to be eliminated before, but now I see it, it's a fart."

"Damn it, it's still our fault. Dabai has always been pretending to be the little prince. Why do we have no confidence in him?"

"Actually, we can't blame us. If you want to blame, you can blame Dabai for doing amazing things every time. Even if you are a fan of Dabai, you are extremely worried."

A group of Bai Yutang disciples seemed to have been beaten to death.

Of course, for the audience friends in front of the TV, they are completely immersed in it at this time.

"I have never seen such a beautiful sketch."

"Me too, I just looked at it casually, now it's over, I just saw half of it, and I was poisoned by Mo Bai."

For things like sketches, it was said that he was a minority in the past, and he was a minority.

Usually you don't pay attention to the niche.

However, for sketches, if you say he is a public, he is really a public.

Regardless of men, women, young or old, no matter what class, sketches can be accepted by them.

Although the original series of skits in Swordsman were wonderful, this kind of excitement did not spread to other people.

However, after Mo Bai's "Selling Abductions" came out, even those who were not interested in sketches were completely shocked at this time.

"Director, it's not good, it's not good."

"What's wrong."

"Our ratings are going to explode."

"Oh, yes, how many exploded, did you break the previous record?"

"It's more than breaking the previous record."

"Then how much are the ratings now?"

"Come to Taiwan, let's take a look."

Dongfang TV, at this time the entire program group was already boiling.

As soon as Mo Bai came on stage, the ratings of Modu TV Station have been rising steadily.

Of course, this is the same in normal times.

But today, the rate of increase is completely faster than before.

If the previous ratings are soaring.

So now, today's ratings are rocket launches.

2 points.

3 points.

4 points.

The ratings of Dongfang TV that broke 4 points not only left the previous happy family far away, but also stepped on all the TV programs in the same period, whether they were variety shows, TV series, or other...all of them were underfoot.

"Oh my God."

"Ah ah ah..."

"Our Oriental TV station is going to be popular."

And it didn't end there.

The ratings of 4 points have just begun, and Mo Bai's sketch is not over yet.

Amidst the exclamation of everyone at the scene, the sketch continued.

[Mo Bai: Is it numb?Is it hemp? 】

【Ye Peng: I'm numb...】

The effect appears little by little.

The flickering process sped up little by little.

At this time, the legs were only numb, not lame.

However, it doesn't matter, Mo Bai, who is a big fool, has plenty of ways.

When Ye Peng's leg was numb, Mo Bai said: "Get up, get up!"Don't be empty, the legs are [-]% sick, don't be empty, relax!Walk!go go go go go!go, go!Go, don't even think about stopping, will you come with me?Let's go, just a little bit, let's go...

Mo Bai led Ye Peng to walk faster.

Finally, Ye Peng let out an oops: oh, eh, eh... oh my god!

Mo Bai: You go!
Can be seen on the spot.

Originally, Ye Peng's legs were fine, but at this time he was actually limping.

"it is good."

"awesome."

"Sure enough, it's a big trick."

"Simply a talent."

"I finally know why Dabai can become a superstar. Even at this level of deception, he is also the top in the world."

Seeing Ye Peng's legs suddenly limp, everyone bowed in worship.

did you see it.

This is strength.

Did you see that, this is a super big fool.

However, the skit is not over, and the excitement continues.

Jia Ling on the other side couldn't see it, and said in shock: "My good legs are limped by fooling me."

Ye Peng: "Ah, what is it?"

Mo Bai hastily pulled Jia Ling aside, I'm fooling around, aren't you making trouble?
Quickly explained: "Did you see that, my daughter-in-law can see it, she said you were limping after flickering."

Ye Peng: Eldest sister, why didn't you find out this early?
Jia Ling: You didn't meet him earlier, you would have been lame if you had met him...

The audience laughed again.

You've met him long ago and he's already lame.

This sentence is too classic.

A big fool like Mo Bai would have been limping if he had met him long ago.

[Mo Bai: Don't worry, you met me a long time ago, I have already transferred you here...]

At this moment, Ye Peng trusted Mo Bai very much.

Ye Peng: Brother, what's going on?this?
Mo Bai: Don't worry, you, when you were young, sprained your leg,
Ye Peng: No, did I have a sprain?

What Mo Bai said just now was that Ye Peng's left leg was sprained.

However, Ye Peng was referring to the right leg.

For a moment, everyone felt nervous about Mo Bai. Could this be exposed?
Do not……

no.

Even if Ye Peng said that his right leg was sprained, Mo Bai also had his own explanation.

Mo Bai: Transferred!It was transferred to this leg. Later, your career was very unfavorable to you. It turned out that you were not a flipper, but a prick. You kept pushing this leg, and the pressure on this leg became heavier and heavier. The heavier it is...the milder is on tiptoe, the severer is necrosis of the femoral head, and the late stage is a vegetative state! "

Same as before.

The three words "transferred" became a big laugh point again.

"Transferred, I simply believed in Mo Bai's evil."

"I've only heard about the metastasis of cancer cells, but I didn't expect that a sprained leg can also transfer?"

"Sure, Dabai explained it. Lao Ye has been exerting force on his legs for many years, and the pressure on his legs is getting heavier and heavier. The original left leg has turned to his right leg."

at this time.

Not only Ye Peng believed in Mo Bai, but the audience also believed in Mo Bai.

Although they knew that Mo Bai was talking nonsense and fooling people, they couldn't bear the fact that what he said made sense.

"It's all right now, Dabai has successfully limped Lao Ye, and just in time to sell his abductee."

"Yes, this crutch must be sold now."

Before, everyone told Mo Bai that they would be kidnapped and sold to normal people, and they couldn't believe it.

But at this moment, do you still want to say it?

A normal person would limp his legs.

It's not just that his legs were limped by fooling him, even his IQ was fooled by Mo Bai.

【Ye Peng: Brother, what kind of medicine should I take? 】

Mo Bai: Medicine doesn’t work!

Jia Ling: Have a great day, don't let people take medicine, just say abduction!
Mo Bai: Look, my daughter-in-law knows it all, on crutches!

Ye Peng: On crutches?
Mo Bai: Please sit down.

Mo Bai: After you get on crutches, your legs will gradually become more balanced, little by little.
Ye Peng: Where can I buy crutches?

Mo Bai: Exactly, I have one here.

Mo Bai: Brother, it was originally 400 yuan, but now I will sell it to you for 200 yuan.

Ye Peng: But brother, I only have 30 yuan.

Mo Bai: 30 yuan, it’s really a little less...

Mo Bai looked left and right, and then stared at Ye Peng's bicycle: "What kind of bicycle do you want, what kind of bicycle do you want?"

Ye Peng came to his senses in an instant: "Ye Peng: Brother, you are right. You say you have legs like mine, so you basically bid farewell to the bicycle, right? I'll give you the bicycle... okay?"

Mo Bai: Well then, brother, grab the crutches.

Ye Peng: Brother, fate!
Mo Bai: Don't get excited... Go back and recuperate well, and you'll be fine in a few days.

Ye Peng: Okay...Brother.

Mo Bai: Don't get excited.

Ye Peng: Then what... I won’t say anything about me
Jia Ling: Isn't it a bit too much for you to do this?

Mo Bai: He still has to thank us for what it takes

Ye Peng: Thank you!

Mo Bai: Look!

Mo Bai: What are you looking at?Why are you so distressed?Go, change places!

Jia Ling: What else are you doing?

Mo Bai: Find someone with bad legs and sell him the bike!

So far, Mo Bai's skit "Selling Abductees" has officially come to an end.

Everyone in the audience stood up with a bang.

The extremely intense applause lasted for 5 minutes before it stopped.

(End of this chapter)