I'm an almighty star

Chapter 867 Take Two Steps, Take Two Steps, Take Two Steps Without Sickness

"What are you yelling at, don't call me my stage name in front of everyone?"

Ordinary people must be embarrassed and embarrassed when others mention their black spots.

Or, if it's not embarrassment, then it's a turn of events.

However, Mo Bai's response exceeded everyone's expectations.

[Don't call me my stage name, okay?] This sentence can be said to have shocked the eyes of all the spectators.

"Oh my god, this sentence is so cheating."

"Don't call me by my stage name, okay, I burst out laughing."

"Pfft... I laughed too, the big flicker really lives up to its reputation."

Needless to say, when Mo Bai answered "Don't call me my stage name, is it okay?", everyone applauded.

"Jia Ling: The baby's father,"

"Mo Bai: Hey."

"Jia Ling: If you ask me to tell you, don't sell this abductee!"

"Mo Bai: Don't say that, I won't sell it anymore. To make this pair of crutches is labor and material. I haven't slept all day. If I don't sell it, I won't be compensated?"

"Jia Ling: This street is full of people with good legs and feet, who will buy your thing?"

Speaking of this, everyone was also puzzled.

Judging from the title of the skit, this skit should be about selling abductees.

This abductee is selling the abductee that Mo Bai is holding.

However, this crutch is not an ordinary commodity, everyone needs it.

This crutch can only be obtained if you have bad legs and feet.

But those with bad legs and feet generally wouldn't be able to walk up and down the street, and besides, he couldn't walk either.

Take a picture and sell it on the street. As Jia Ling said, the people on the street have good legs and feet. Who would buy this thing?

However, no one thought of it.

After Jia Ling said, Mo Bai was a series of classic strong words:

[Mo Bai: What are you talking about, you still don't know my strengths, and you still call me a fool.I can fool the good and the evil, and I can fool the villain. The young couple had a good life, so I let him say goodbye.Selling crutches today, with a pair of good legs, I can make him lame! 】

As soon as these words fell, applause burst out instantly.

"Wow, this skit is extraordinary."

"With a pair of good legs, I can make him limp. I understand. This sketch is about the story of a super big fool."

"Sure enough, it's a big fool, I like it, I like it, I like it."

If it is said that everyone was still influenced by Guo Donglin's sketch before, but when Mo Bai, the big fool, said that he limped his good leg, everyone could no longer remember what Guo Donglin's sketch was.

"It's totally different from traditional skits."

"Could it be that Mo Bai can really cripple other people's good legs?"

Although this sketch has not yet finished, but at this moment, the eyes of the audience are bright.

They feel that this skit is very unusual.

They feel that this skit is a little different from traditional skits.

However, they couldn't say exactly what was different.

They don't need to speak up, though.

As viewers, they just need to appreciate it carefully.

[Jia Ling: Haha, you can pull it down,

Mo Bai: Believe it or not?

Jia Ling: I don't believe that you can fool someone with a good leg?

Mo Bai: This is my strength.

Jia Ling: Then sell it.

Mo Bai: Don't worry, I will sell this pair today.

Jia Ling: Then the street is full of good legs and feet, who buys them?

Mo Bai: Daughter-in-law, let's find someone with good legs and sell him to see my ability to fool.

Jia Ling: Then why are you lying?

Mo Bai: Those who wish to take the bait, understand?Say something for me.

Jia Ling: I won't fool around, you can do it yourself~
Mo Bai: Follow my wink and act, okay?Hey, someone is here, shouting...]

It's the same as everyone thinks.

Not only the spectators didn't believe that a painting was sold to someone with good legs, but even the skit performer Jia Ling didn't believe it.

Can this flicker make someone's legs lame?
"Brothers, do you believe it or not?"

"I do not believe."

"I don't believe it either."

"Although I know that Mo Bai is a big fool, it's impossible to fool a good leg into a lame no matter how much you fool."

"That's right, you said it's okay to fool around with something else, how can this good leg be lame?"

Flickering can only fool other people's consciousness.

That is to make others believe in you.

However, it is impossible for consciousness to affect matter.

Legs are good, he is good.

No matter how foolish you are, it's impossible for him to turn bad, let alone become lame.

With the cooperation of Mo Bai and Jia Ling, at this time, Mo Bai's old partner Ye Peng rode a bicycle onto the stage.

"Mo Bai: Oh...it's very dangerous...he is seriously ill."

"Mo Bai: Very serious."

"Jia Ling: What is it?"

"Mo Bai: It's too serious."

The flicker is coming.

The audience didn't blink their eyes, afraid of missing the exciting plot.

At this time, Mo Bai stared at Ye Peng, pointing from time to time.

Ye Peng was a little strange, but also a little curious: "What are you talking about?"

Seeing Ye Peng's curiosity, Mo Bai kept it secret, leaving half of what he said: "Hehe, it's okay."

Then, he secretly pulled Jia Ling closer and said, "This disease is dangerous..."

Seeing Ye Peng coming up again, Mo Bai said again: "It's okay, you can go."

Mo Bai's secrecy made Ye Peng even more curious: "You are really a god."

Mo Bai then burst into a sharp sentence: "Your disease was discovered at an advanced stage."

Ye Peng was upset after hearing this, not just Ye Peng, but everyone who heard this.

Isn't this cursing others to be sick?

A well-behaved person, when people say that, no matter how good-tempered a person is, he will be anxious to him: "What's the matter with you, you, I am so well-behaved, you curse that I am sick, and I am still in the late stage, I think you are in the late stage, are you Want to be beaten."

With that said, Ye Peng was about to fight Mo Bai.

Seeing this, Mo Bai hurriedly said: "Brother, don't get excited, it's not that I want to curse you, but I'm afraid you won't believe me when I tell you."

Ye Peng stopped: "If you don't tell me how I believe it, what's going on, tell me quickly."

Mo Bai: "Okay, since we are destined to meet each other, in order to make you believe me, let's not talk about the illness, I know what you do."

Ye Peng: "What am I doing?"

Mo Bai: "Work in a restaurant."

Jia Ling on the other side was surprised, and grabbed Mo Bai: "Big Huyou, how do you know he works in a restaurant?"

Mo Bai replied in a low voice: "I smell like chopped green onion."

Turning around, he said to Ye Peng again: "Is it true, do you work in a restaurant?"

Ye Peng saw that he was guessing, and said dissatisfied: "Then tell me what I do in the restaurant?"

Mo Bai: "Chef."

Ye Peng was even more surprised: "How do you know?"

Mo Bai: "Should I say more, big head, thick neck, either a rich man or a chef...Is it? Is it a chef?"

Ye Peng had no choice but to say, "Okay, okay, you guessed it right."

Mo Bai: "Don't count, do you?"

Ye Peng: "Ah, yeah, yes, I guessed my occupation correctly. Then what did you say about me just now? It's serious and late. What's going on?"

Mo Bai: "Then do you believe me?"

Ye Peng: "You have to tell me to know whether I believe it or not."

Although he knew that Ye Peng didn't fully believe it at this time, but after going out just now, Ye Peng was also somewhat skeptical.Riding on the heat, Mo Bai said: "In the recent period of time, I don't feel that any part of your body is different from the past. You think, you think hard...you tell the truth."

Ye Peng: I don't feel any difference, I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger?

Mo Bai: By the way, this is not the main symptom!Do you know why your face is big?
Ye Peng: Why?
Mo Bai: It is your "peripheral nerve necrosis" that suffocates the upper part.

At this point, the applause grew even louder.

Especially the last sentence, because your peripheral nerve necrosis has suffocated the upper part, it is simply a classic sentence.

Peripheral nerves are an important nerve in humans.

Although everyone doesn't know what the purpose of this nerve is, but when they hear necrosis, they can't help but feel a thump in their hearts.

More importantly, it sounded professional, like a doctor would say.

Let alone Ye Peng on the stage, even if it was another person, he would be taken aback by this sentence.

Of course, it's not over yet.

To fool, one must completely fool people to the end.

Although "peripheral nerve necrosis" looks very professional, but his legs and feet are still in good condition.

This also made all the spectators stare at the screen very seriously.

【Ye Peng: Where did you hold back? 】

[Mo Bai: From the waist down...to the feet...]

Ye Peng: Legs?

Mo Bai: Right!
Ye Peng: No, my legs are fine!
Mo Bai: Take two steps!Take two steps!Take two steps without sickness!Do you want to see a doctor, just take two steps to see a doctor!
Ye Peng: Let's go... Take two steps, go, go, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps...

Ye Peng followed Mo Bai and kept walking on the stage.

Moreover, in order to prove that there is nothing wrong with his legs, Ye Peng walked with big strides.

Mo Bai: Stop!Are your shoes okay?
Ye Peng: What's wrong?

Mo Bai: One with high and one with low?

Ye Peng: These are from the sneakers!
Mo Bai: That’s right, it’s because your legs are sick, one leg is short!
Ye Peng: No such thing!If I want one leg longer and one shorter, the pants seller will tell me!

Mo Bai: Did the trousers seller tell you that you still buy trousers?
Ye Peng: ...

Mo Bai: How about it, I'll tune it for you.Believe it or not, your legs follow my hand to lift up as high as you can, and if I tell you to fall, you can just fall as hard as you want, okay?Believe it or not?The leg is specified to be sick, and the right leg is short!Come, get up!
This action is Mo Bai tricking Ye Peng to raise his leg and stomp his foot down vigorously.

Most people don't know what Mo Bai's fooling routine is for.

Similarly, Ye Peng didn't know what was the point of Mo Bai asking him to do this?
However, in order to prove that there was nothing wrong with his legs, Ye Peng stomped his feet according to what Mo Bai said.

Moreover, stomped very hard.

After stomping his feet violently, Mo Bai saw that he was almost done, and immediately called to stop and asked, "Stop! Are you numb?
Ye Peng: It's numb.

Ye Peng was in a bad mood right now.

This is not a trick, nor is it a lie. Ye Peng knows that his legs are really numb.

Jia Ling on the other side was also stunned.

Why did Duan Duan's feet go numb by Mo Bai: "Big Huyou, why is he numb?"

Mo Bai replied inscrutablely: "Nonsense, you will feel numb even if you stomp on it."

bang...

At this point, the whole audience was completely excited.

(End of this chapter)