I'm an almighty star

Chapter 862 I give Mo Bai full marks for this acting
"This kid's flickering skills are all used in the sketch."

Zhang Guokun frowned.

Although this seems to be deceitful, but after careful contact with the plot, it can be imagined that this, on the other hand, greatly satirizes the problem of eating and drinking with public funds.

"Mo Bai is amazing, this skit is getting better and better."

"No, this sketch satirizes those leaders who eat and drink with public funds."

"Great, continue to be sarcastic, let those leading cadres also come to see Mo Bai's sketch."

Obviously, not only Zhang Guokun saw this, but all the spectators in the audience could also realize it.

The sketch continues.

Ye Peng: "No, your reason is a bit forced."

Mo Bai: "Reluctantly, it's okay, let's say it's not forced."

Ye Peng: "Can you say something that is not forced?"

Mo Bai: "Of course, you can think of dozens of reasons like this every minute."

Ye Peng: "Okay, tell me one."

Mo Bai: "What day is it today?"

Ye Peng: "Thursday, what's the matter?"

Mo Bai: "It's nothing, don't you see that today is a very special day?"

Ye Peng: "Where is it?"

Mo Bai: "Look carefully, there is a line of small words on the side of the calendar, Pavlov's 139th birthday, Pavlov knows."

Ye Peng: "I know, the scientist who studies [conditioning theory]."

Mo Bai: "That's right, we will eat him."

Ye Peng: "Ah, eat him, you even eat people."

Mo Bai: "Don't get excited, it's just a metaphor. Didn't you just say that conditioned reflexes, whether animals or humans, will have conditioned reflexes."

Ye Peng: "Yes, it's like we drool when we see food."

Mo Bai: "Smart, you just talked about roast duck for so long, don't you drool?"

Ye Peng: "It's already gone."

Mo Bai: "That's right if you lose it. Here comes the reason, as stated in the report. In order to respect knowledge and intellectuals, to further promote the in-depth development of science popularization activities, and to commemorate the 139th anniversary of the birth of the famous Russian physiologist Pavlov , our department has decided to hold a grand commemorative event at Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant... this is the reason."

Ye Peng: "My God, thank you for thinking it out."

Mo Bai: "It's not what I thought, it's our section chief."

Ye Peng: "Okay, okay, your section chief."

Everyone laughed.

Mo Bai: "Well, let's buy ten roast ducks from Quanjude."

Ye Peng: "Ah, isn't there four people in Corey? Why do you still buy ten?"

Mo Bai: "It's four people, but you don't have a wife. Do your sons and daughters want to eat roast duck? Don't they want to eat roast duck? People can't be so selfish. If they can't eat it by themselves, they don't care about their family."

Ye Peng: "I'm speechless."

Mo Bai: "Make a budget, how much is 10 roast ducks?"

Ye Peng: "It's simple. Quanjude's roast duck costs 190 yuan a piece, and 10 ducks cost 1900 yuan."

Mo Bai: "How can there be no wine if you have roast duck, and add another 1000 yuan for the wine."

Ye Peng was shocked: "Drink 1000 yuan of wine!!!"

Mo Bai: "No, now ordinary people can even drink 2000 yuan of Wuliangye, why can't those of us who serve the country not drink it?"

Ye Peng: "..."

Mo Bai: "Don't keep talking, how much is the total, you can do the math."

Ye Peng: "Do you need to count it? Primary school students know that 10 roast ducks cost 1900 yuan, plus 1000 yuan for wine, 2900 yuan."

Mo Bai: "Okay, just draw up a budget of 2900 yuan."

Ye Peng: "Hey, section chief, why pay 2900 yuan, just write 3000 yuan."

Mo Bai shook his head resolutely: "Well, how can this work? This is against the principle. Isn't the country's money money? Can the country's money be wasted? Saving a little is a little bit."

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience applauded thunderously.

"it is good."

"Good acting."

"This sentence is simply a satire of those leaders who eat and drink with public funds."

"That's right, isn't there such a leader in reality? On the surface, they are clean and honest, just like writing the budget. They can clearly write 3000 yuan, but they write 2900 yuan. They also make a high-sounding reason. This is saving the country. money."

Even the three judges who had objections to Mo Bai just now became serious.

Although they have prejudices against Mo Bai, it has to be said that this sketch is indeed very ironic.

Compared with Jia Ling's "Crossing the Road", it is much more profound.

Ye Peng: "I don't even know what to say."

Mo Bai: "Do you want to say that no one cares about our public funds for eating and drinking?"

Ye Peng: "Yes, yes, yes, I think so."

Mo Bai: "Nobody cares."

Ye Peng: "Ah, why is no one caring?"

Mo Bai: "They eat too."

Ye Peng: "..."

The applause reached a climax.

The irony is getting more and more serious.

At the same time, such a plot is getting closer and closer to reality.

Don't the superiors know about eating and drinking with public funds?
Is eating and drinking in public funds just a matter of one department and one department?

No.

no.

Not only this department has done this, other departments have also done this, and similarly, the leading cadres at the higher level have done the same.

Not only has it been done, but some leading cadres at the higher level have taken the lead in doing so.

If you don't do this, how can the following departments effectively prevent it?

Ye Peng: "You eat so blatantly, although the higher-ups don't care much, but the Disciplinary Committee has taken care of it?"

Mo Bai: "I have really dealt with this a few times, and ordered our section chief to do an inspection."

Ye Peng: "Hey, you should check carefully, explain to everyone, what's the matter with eating roast duck with public funds?"

Mo Bai: "Didn't you just say that that day is the 139th anniversary of Pavlov's birth?"

Ye Peng: "But what does that have to do with you?"

Mo Bai: "So we didn't drink the first glass of wine."

Ye Peng: "Didn't drink?"

Mo Bai: "Yes, I didn't drink it, it was all spilled on the ground."

Ye Peng: "What is this for?"

Mo Bai: "Place our condolences, we feel sorry for the loss of such a great scientist in the world."

While acting, Mo Bai said at the same time, imitating the appearance of the section chief, Mo Bai actually shed tears in grief.

"I'm stupid, this sketch was acted on."

"Damn, I really shed tears. I give Mo Bai full marks for this acting."

"Oh my god, if all our leading cadres are like Mo Bai, we won't be played to death."

While the crowd applauded, they were secretly startled.

Mo Bai: "After such a meal of eating roast duck, our understanding of [conditioned reflex] has been greatly deepened! After drinking, the comrades happily said: "Eat vegetables, drink wine, and learn while drinking." The advanced theory of foreign scientists, this kind of learning form is vivid, lively, novel and affordable, it can be seen, smelled, chewed and aftertaste, and I want to participate in the next event..."

Ye Peng: "I will go, I will participate next time."

To Ye Peng's astonishment, the skit "Qiao Li Ming Mu" came to an end.

(End of this chapter)