I'm an almighty star
Chapter 861 Opponent: Jia Ling
Chapter 861 Opponent: Jia Ling
"Hey, Mr. Zhang, Mr. Yuan Bi, Mr. Ma, what are you talking about? It's so lively."
The three of them were chatting, and at this moment, several other judges came over.
"Nothing, just chatting about that Mo Bai."
"Oh, Mo Bai, it seems that the three of you are very concerned about Mo Bai."
"What do you care about? This kid is obviously messing around. We don't like him very much."
Several people became angry again, and kept talking about Mo Bai with several judges.
"So that's what you're talking about. I have a different opinion from you. I think that although Mo Bai hasn't studied sketches in a systematic way, and hasn't worshiped any teachers, he is talented. Moreover, his talent But not only here, but in other fields, let’s say that in literature, even though we are so old, we are not as good as others.”
"Old Guo, how can you talk like this. We know that Mo Bai is a genius in other fields, even if he is a master in other fields, so what. In the circle of Xiaopin cross talk, he has to abide by the rules of the circle. If the circle of Xiaopin cross talk You can spoof at will, so what do you want our masters to do?"
"You can't say that. Now it's the world of young people. How can we restrict others by the rules of the older generation?"
"What about the older generation, even in the past 100 years, the rules are the rules. But I said, Lao Guo, if you are so optimistic about Mo Bai, you won't release water during the game."
"How come, even if I like Mo Bai, I won't let it go. On the contrary, Mr. Zhang, you have already had opinions on Mo Bai before the game started. If the game starts later, you may not watch it. In the competition, people will be eliminated."
"Hmph, Lao Guo, you have underestimated us. Even if we have objections to him, we still have our own professional ethics."
"Since that's the case, it couldn't be better."
Guo Dechang saw that he was not congenial to the three of them, so he sat down at the judges' table and drank tea.
When they saw Guo Dechang like this, they didn't want to say much, they closed their eyes and rested.
Half an hour later, the Swordsman contest officially started.
According to the rules, the promotion match starts with the draw of lots.
32 teams draw the same number, the two teams will compete against each other, the victor will advance, and the loser will be eliminated.
The rules are simple.
Mo Bai's luck was mediocre this time, but it was Jia Lin who was drawn.
"Tragedy, Mo Bai actually got Jia Lin."
"No, although Jia Lin is also a young comedian, and her skills are not as high as her master's, but she is also from a famous family, so she still has some background."
"That's not the point. The point is that Jia Lin is one of the hottest young cross talk actors in recent years."
"Mo Bai's sketch last time was not bad, but Jia Lin is not a fuel-efficient lamp, so it's difficult."
Many Mo Bai fans have already moved the small benches and chatted with everyone while watching TV.
"Mo Baida, you have to be merciful."
Backstage, Jia Lin, who was drawn, greeted Mo Bai with a smile.
"Khan, girl Jialin, I should have said this to you."
Mo Bai also said to Jia Lin with a smile.
"Mo Baida, you are the king of comedy, how can I compare with you."
"I was just messing around, how can I compare to some of you professional sketch actors."
"Anyway, Mo Baida, you must treat me to dinner after you eliminate me later."
"My God, the game hasn't started yet. What if you eliminate me."
"impossible."
Jia Lin said with great certainty.
However, Jia Lin said so, when it was Jia Lin's turn to compete with Mo Bai, Jia Lin also showed all his strength.
Her sketch "Crossing the Road" not only has a lot of laughs, but also shows the bad style of reality.
As soon as a 10-minute skit ended, Jia Lin won rounds of applause from the audience on the spot and in front of the TV.
"Well, Jia Lin's sketches are getting better and better."
"Indeed, he comes from a famous family and has strength."
"I just like a capable actress like Jia Lin, unlike some other actresses who are all in a vase."
Among the actresses, Jia Lin looks very average.
However, Jia Lin is very ordinary in appearance, but relying on his hard work and talent, he successfully entered the entertainment circle from the sketch world.
Although Jia Lin is only considered as a younger generation in the sketch world, it is not easy to achieve this achievement.
"The little girl's acting is okay this time."
"Crossing the road has a certain educational significance, but it is not very profound."
"Well, if you practice for a few more years, you can take over her master's class."
Even Zhang Guokun, Ma Jichun, and Yuan Bi, who were always strict, nodded from time to time.
Jia Lin's sketch is over, and Mo Bai is next.
As before, Mo Bai and his partner Ye Peng came on stage trotting from the backstage.
"Audience friends, I miss you to death."
As before, Mo Bai threw out this classic sentence of "Feng Gong" in the opening speech again.
"Clap pat."
Applause came up all at once.
"This kid, play all these little tricks."
Zhang Guokun sneered in his heart.
However, although contempt is contempt, Zhang Guokun also felt that although such an opening statement was simple, it was practical.
Using such a simple opening statement not only shortens the distance between the actors and the audience, but also serves as a warm-up.
More importantly, from the moment Mo Bai yelled this sentence in the first round of the primary election to the second round, it became Mo Bai's signature.
In the future, as long as Mo Bai continues to act in sketches, audience friends will remember all of a sudden, don't think about it, I miss you so much.
Mo Bai: "Lao Ye, do you know who is the most palatable person in this world?"
Ye Peng: "What kind of person?"
Mo Bai: "It's the kind of person who makes the unreasonable reasonable and the reasonable more reasonable."
Ye Peng: "It is easier to understand what is reasonable, but there are too few people who say what is unreasonable is reasonable."
Mo Bai: "Why so little, so many."
Ye Peng: "Oh, I see, it's you, Mo Bai, who doesn't know that you are a big fool."
The opening remark ended with one sentence to warm up the scene, and Mo Bai's sketch began.
A few words in a few words, a sentence of "Mo Bai is fooling you", but it made the audience applaud in unison.
"it is good."
"well said."
"Mo Bai is fooling."
The words of partner Ye Peng can be said to speak to people's hearts.
Since Mo Baizhi's debut, he has fooled countless people.
"I'll go, I'm not talking about me."
Mo Bai burst into tears.
Ye Peng: "It's not you."
Mo Bai: "It's not me."
Ye Peng: "Who is that? Is there anyone who can fool you better than you?"
Mo Bai: "Yes."
Ye Peng: "Who?"
Mo Bai: "Our section chief."
Ye Peng: "Your section chief is better at fooling around than you."
Mo Bai: "Necessary, I learned from him."
Ye Peng: "Tsk tsk, this is terrible, let's hear it."
Mo Bai: "We have a section chief and three secretaries. The section chief told us that day, let's come and eat roast duck."
Ye Peng: "It's nothing, you can eat it if you want."
Mo Bai: "Do you give me money?"
Ye Peng: "This is for you to eat, why should I pay for it?"
Mo Bai: "I just said that I will definitely not let you give money."
Ye Peng: "Who gave the money, your section chief?"
Mo Bai: "This girl has never paid for her meals."
Ye Peng: "Stingy section chief."
Mo Bai: "Don't say that, our section chief is very generous, he always invites you."
Ye Peng: "This is strange. Didn't you say that your section chief is stingy? Hey, I see, it's the public money."
Mo Bai: "Right."
Ye Peng: "It's not reasonable to eat and drink with public money."
Mo Bai: "It's unreasonable, but it's reasonable after our section chief said it."
Ye Peng: "I really want to hear what your section chief said?"
Following the voice of the section chief, Mo Bai said, "Let's make a report."
Ye Peng: "Ah, after eating roast duck, I still need to make a report."
Mo Bai: "It's necessary to fight, it's justified."
Ye Peng: "Then how do you report the roast duck?"
Mo Bai: "The report states that everyone is working overtime at night, so we must have a meal of roast duck as a comfort."
Ye Peng: "That won't work. If you work overtime and eat roast duck, this report is unreasonable."
Mo Bai: "Don't worry, you can always think of something reasonable."
Ye Peng: "Then tell me."
Mo Bai: "The section chief said that in order to promote the unity of all mankind and safeguard world peace, we urgently need to eat a roast duck."
Ye Peng: "Ah... what does this roast duck have to do with world peace?"
Mo Bai: "Comrade, your political awareness is low. You see, every time there are big festivals, people always release ducks in the square."
Ye Peng: "That's releasing doves. Doves represent world peace."
Mo Bai: "I know it's pigeons. The section chief said that pigeons and ducks are animals, just like blacks and whites. Blacks are people, and whites are people. We can't discriminate against each other. Doves can represent world peace, why can't ducks .”
Ye Peng: "That's fine."
Mo Bai's classic flicker reappears.
The applause came again.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, Mr. Zhang, Mr. Yuan Bi, Mr. Ma, what are you talking about? It's so lively."
The three of them were chatting, and at this moment, several other judges came over.
"Nothing, just chatting about that Mo Bai."
"Oh, Mo Bai, it seems that the three of you are very concerned about Mo Bai."
"What do you care about? This kid is obviously messing around. We don't like him very much."
Several people became angry again, and kept talking about Mo Bai with several judges.
"So that's what you're talking about. I have a different opinion from you. I think that although Mo Bai hasn't studied sketches in a systematic way, and hasn't worshiped any teachers, he is talented. Moreover, his talent But not only here, but in other fields, let’s say that in literature, even though we are so old, we are not as good as others.”
"Old Guo, how can you talk like this. We know that Mo Bai is a genius in other fields, even if he is a master in other fields, so what. In the circle of Xiaopin cross talk, he has to abide by the rules of the circle. If the circle of Xiaopin cross talk You can spoof at will, so what do you want our masters to do?"
"You can't say that. Now it's the world of young people. How can we restrict others by the rules of the older generation?"
"What about the older generation, even in the past 100 years, the rules are the rules. But I said, Lao Guo, if you are so optimistic about Mo Bai, you won't release water during the game."
"How come, even if I like Mo Bai, I won't let it go. On the contrary, Mr. Zhang, you have already had opinions on Mo Bai before the game started. If the game starts later, you may not watch it. In the competition, people will be eliminated."
"Hmph, Lao Guo, you have underestimated us. Even if we have objections to him, we still have our own professional ethics."
"Since that's the case, it couldn't be better."
Guo Dechang saw that he was not congenial to the three of them, so he sat down at the judges' table and drank tea.
When they saw Guo Dechang like this, they didn't want to say much, they closed their eyes and rested.
Half an hour later, the Swordsman contest officially started.
According to the rules, the promotion match starts with the draw of lots.
32 teams draw the same number, the two teams will compete against each other, the victor will advance, and the loser will be eliminated.
The rules are simple.
Mo Bai's luck was mediocre this time, but it was Jia Lin who was drawn.
"Tragedy, Mo Bai actually got Jia Lin."
"No, although Jia Lin is also a young comedian, and her skills are not as high as her master's, but she is also from a famous family, so she still has some background."
"That's not the point. The point is that Jia Lin is one of the hottest young cross talk actors in recent years."
"Mo Bai's sketch last time was not bad, but Jia Lin is not a fuel-efficient lamp, so it's difficult."
Many Mo Bai fans have already moved the small benches and chatted with everyone while watching TV.
"Mo Baida, you have to be merciful."
Backstage, Jia Lin, who was drawn, greeted Mo Bai with a smile.
"Khan, girl Jialin, I should have said this to you."
Mo Bai also said to Jia Lin with a smile.
"Mo Baida, you are the king of comedy, how can I compare with you."
"I was just messing around, how can I compare to some of you professional sketch actors."
"Anyway, Mo Baida, you must treat me to dinner after you eliminate me later."
"My God, the game hasn't started yet. What if you eliminate me."
"impossible."
Jia Lin said with great certainty.
However, Jia Lin said so, when it was Jia Lin's turn to compete with Mo Bai, Jia Lin also showed all his strength.
Her sketch "Crossing the Road" not only has a lot of laughs, but also shows the bad style of reality.
As soon as a 10-minute skit ended, Jia Lin won rounds of applause from the audience on the spot and in front of the TV.
"Well, Jia Lin's sketches are getting better and better."
"Indeed, he comes from a famous family and has strength."
"I just like a capable actress like Jia Lin, unlike some other actresses who are all in a vase."
Among the actresses, Jia Lin looks very average.
However, Jia Lin is very ordinary in appearance, but relying on his hard work and talent, he successfully entered the entertainment circle from the sketch world.
Although Jia Lin is only considered as a younger generation in the sketch world, it is not easy to achieve this achievement.
"The little girl's acting is okay this time."
"Crossing the road has a certain educational significance, but it is not very profound."
"Well, if you practice for a few more years, you can take over her master's class."
Even Zhang Guokun, Ma Jichun, and Yuan Bi, who were always strict, nodded from time to time.
Jia Lin's sketch is over, and Mo Bai is next.
As before, Mo Bai and his partner Ye Peng came on stage trotting from the backstage.
"Audience friends, I miss you to death."
As before, Mo Bai threw out this classic sentence of "Feng Gong" in the opening speech again.
"Clap pat."
Applause came up all at once.
"This kid, play all these little tricks."
Zhang Guokun sneered in his heart.
However, although contempt is contempt, Zhang Guokun also felt that although such an opening statement was simple, it was practical.
Using such a simple opening statement not only shortens the distance between the actors and the audience, but also serves as a warm-up.
More importantly, from the moment Mo Bai yelled this sentence in the first round of the primary election to the second round, it became Mo Bai's signature.
In the future, as long as Mo Bai continues to act in sketches, audience friends will remember all of a sudden, don't think about it, I miss you so much.
Mo Bai: "Lao Ye, do you know who is the most palatable person in this world?"
Ye Peng: "What kind of person?"
Mo Bai: "It's the kind of person who makes the unreasonable reasonable and the reasonable more reasonable."
Ye Peng: "It is easier to understand what is reasonable, but there are too few people who say what is unreasonable is reasonable."
Mo Bai: "Why so little, so many."
Ye Peng: "Oh, I see, it's you, Mo Bai, who doesn't know that you are a big fool."
The opening remark ended with one sentence to warm up the scene, and Mo Bai's sketch began.
A few words in a few words, a sentence of "Mo Bai is fooling you", but it made the audience applaud in unison.
"it is good."
"well said."
"Mo Bai is fooling."
The words of partner Ye Peng can be said to speak to people's hearts.
Since Mo Baizhi's debut, he has fooled countless people.
"I'll go, I'm not talking about me."
Mo Bai burst into tears.
Ye Peng: "It's not you."
Mo Bai: "It's not me."
Ye Peng: "Who is that? Is there anyone who can fool you better than you?"
Mo Bai: "Yes."
Ye Peng: "Who?"
Mo Bai: "Our section chief."
Ye Peng: "Your section chief is better at fooling around than you."
Mo Bai: "Necessary, I learned from him."
Ye Peng: "Tsk tsk, this is terrible, let's hear it."
Mo Bai: "We have a section chief and three secretaries. The section chief told us that day, let's come and eat roast duck."
Ye Peng: "It's nothing, you can eat it if you want."
Mo Bai: "Do you give me money?"
Ye Peng: "This is for you to eat, why should I pay for it?"
Mo Bai: "I just said that I will definitely not let you give money."
Ye Peng: "Who gave the money, your section chief?"
Mo Bai: "This girl has never paid for her meals."
Ye Peng: "Stingy section chief."
Mo Bai: "Don't say that, our section chief is very generous, he always invites you."
Ye Peng: "This is strange. Didn't you say that your section chief is stingy? Hey, I see, it's the public money."
Mo Bai: "Right."
Ye Peng: "It's not reasonable to eat and drink with public money."
Mo Bai: "It's unreasonable, but it's reasonable after our section chief said it."
Ye Peng: "I really want to hear what your section chief said?"
Following the voice of the section chief, Mo Bai said, "Let's make a report."
Ye Peng: "Ah, after eating roast duck, I still need to make a report."
Mo Bai: "It's necessary to fight, it's justified."
Ye Peng: "Then how do you report the roast duck?"
Mo Bai: "The report states that everyone is working overtime at night, so we must have a meal of roast duck as a comfort."
Ye Peng: "That won't work. If you work overtime and eat roast duck, this report is unreasonable."
Mo Bai: "Don't worry, you can always think of something reasonable."
Ye Peng: "Then tell me."
Mo Bai: "The section chief said that in order to promote the unity of all mankind and safeguard world peace, we urgently need to eat a roast duck."
Ye Peng: "Ah... what does this roast duck have to do with world peace?"
Mo Bai: "Comrade, your political awareness is low. You see, every time there are big festivals, people always release ducks in the square."
Ye Peng: "That's releasing doves. Doves represent world peace."
Mo Bai: "I know it's pigeons. The section chief said that pigeons and ducks are animals, just like blacks and whites. Blacks are people, and whites are people. We can't discriminate against each other. Doves can represent world peace, why can't ducks .”
Ye Peng: "That's fine."
Mo Bai's classic flicker reappears.
The applause came again.
(End of this chapter)
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