I'm an almighty star
Chapter 383 I Was Reported
Chapter 383 I Was Reported
It's just a pity that Liao Zhai has not been filmed yet, and Mo Bai's three short stories of Liaozhai have been reported by others.
"Mo Bai, someone reported you for writing obscene jokes."
The editor of TT Weibo found Mo Bai and sent him a message.
"Fuck me, who reported it."
Mo Bai was about to publish the chapter 4 of Liaozhai, when he saw it, someone reported it.
Instantly furious.
"Well, whoever reported it can't disclose it, but Mr. Mo Bai, please stop writing pornographic jokes."
"I didn't write it."
Mo Bai denied it.
Am I writing a dirty joke?
I'm going, this is a masterpiece.
In fact, it really is.
These articles are all in Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio.
However, no matter how obscene the writing is, did someone in the previous life say that Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio is a collection of obscene jokes?
No.
No.
When it comes to Tales from a Liaozhai Studio, others can't help admiring it. This is a masterpiece.
Although it can't reach the height of the four great classics, the compelling style is not something that ordinary novels can resist.
At this time, someone actually reported that he wrote pornographic jokes, and Mo Bai was so angry that he vomited blood.
"Mo Bai, what are these three of yours if they aren't dirty jokes?"
"No, it's not dirty jokes."
Mo Bai denied again.
"Don't you think my writing is very interesting?"
"It's more interesting."
"Don't you think I'm talented in writing?"
"Also more talented."
"Don't you think there is not a single yellow character in it?"
"It seems that there is no yellow."
Mo Bai asked several rhetorical questions in a row, and the editor was almost stunned by Mo Bai.
"Hey, Mo Baida, don't make things difficult for us small editors, you are now the focus of the relevant departments."
"I have become the focus of the relevant departments."
Mo Bai has one head and two big ones.
"No."
TT Weibo editor is also embarrassing.
Who told you to write some harmonious works every three days, and two of your film and television dramas were banned a few days ago.
It's no wonder that the relevant departments don't pay attention to you.
"Okay, what do you mean, you want to block my Weibo. However, I can tell you that if you block my Weibo, I will post it elsewhere immediately."
"Mo Baida, you misunderstood, how dare we block your Weibo."
The editor quickly explained.
Mo Bai himself is very popular, and he is also a Weibo joker.I don't know how many people have been using their TT Weibo because they want to follow Mo Bai's Weibo.If Mo Bai's Weibo is blocked because of these dirty jokes, they will vomit blood themselves.
"Then what do you think?"
"Oh, Mo Baida, it's difficult for us. We have to obey the order from the superior. I just want to say hello to you, and don't write such jokes in the future."
"Like This……"
Mo Bai is thinking.
"Yes, Mo Baida, you are the one under Ye Da's care, you will not be dealt with, our website can't stand it."
"Uh……"
After saying this, Mo Bai softened his heart.
"Okay, I won't post pornographic jokes in the future."
"Thank you, thank you, thank you so much Mo Baida."
Seeing that Mo Bai agreed, the editor of TT Weibo quickly expressed his thanks.
"It's okay, you are busy, I have to update the joke later."
After the communication with the TT editor was over, Mo Bai returned to Weibo.
"Whoever reports me for writing dirty jokes, come out and promise not to kill you."
Angry, Mo Bai sent a message.
"Damn it, someone reported it again and found out who it is, stand up."
"Which bitch reported it, did Dabai write pornographic jokes?"
"No, it's not yellow at all, okay?"
"This is a masterpiece of the world, where is it a dirty joke, a bunch of guys really don't have any vision, they even took this as a dirty joke."
"Actually, if you want to say something yellow, the Wizard of Oz in the four great classics is even yellower than Dabai's. Why don't you report the Wizard of Oz? He'll see that Dabai is easy to bully, right?"
Naturally, Mo Bai's message was supported by countless netizens, who cursed those who reported it.
Just scolding is useless.
Mo Bai's influence is relatively large now, and the number of people following Mo Bai's Weibo has reached tens of millions.
There are a few random people who don't like Mo Bai, and you don't know if you report it.
What's more, the three short stories written by Mo Bai really look a little obscene.
However, although Mo Bai cursed bitterly, he didn't pay attention to those who reported it.
He published these few Liaozhai articles, in itself to attract people's attention.
Now that the goal is achieved, I will start to update the real Liaozhai later.
"Old man, I have a lot of adults, so I don't care about those who reported me. Then, I will continue to complete my masterpiece."
After posting a Weibo, Mo Bai began to choose the next Liaozhai articles to write.
Speaking of which, although there are many luscious articles in Liaozhai, there are also countless extremely meaningful works in Liaozhai.
And these extremely meaningful works are the real essence of Liaozhai.
After thinking about it, Mo Bai picked out a short story called "Forty Thousand".
[Wang Da Sima's family is rich.One day, he suddenly dreamed of a person saying to him, "You owe me forty thousand dollars, and it's time to pay me back now." Then he went straight into the house.He woke up, and his wife happened to have given birth to a boy.It seems that this child is here to settle the bills of his previous life.So he took out [-] yuan and put it in a room alone.All the children's food, clothing, and medical expenses are paid from these [-] miles.After three or four years, the forty thousand coins were left with seven hundred.One day, the nanny was playing with the child in her arms, and Wang Da Sima sighed to the child, "The forty thousand is almost used up, so maybe you should go too." Immediately ran out of breath.Wang Da Sima didn't expect to complain about himself, the child's temper is so big.I had no choice but to do my own business and bury the child.Just spent the remaining seven hundred dollars. 】
At first glance, this story is just a short story without much meaning, but these small stories are actually the essence of countless ordinary people for hundreds of thousands of years.The reason why these stories can be remembered is that apart from the fact that these stories sound interesting, there are also deep philosophies hidden behind these stories.
After reading Mo Bai's short story, many fans just thought it was interesting at first, but later found that this short story should be used to educate people, and it is best not to owe others money.Just like the one in the story, if you owe money to others, even if the other person dies, they will ask you for the four thousand money back.Especially when this person is reborn as your son, it's scary to think about it.
Of course, this is only superficial.
At a deeper level, this rises to the level of karma.
Because you owe someone money, that person is reincarnated as your son.
When you pay back all his money, it's time for that person to leave too.
Many readers just read it, and there is a trace of ignorance in their hearts.
They couldn't explain this idea clearly, but they felt that there really seemed to be a cause-and-effect relationship between heaven and earth.
(End of this chapter)
It's just a pity that Liao Zhai has not been filmed yet, and Mo Bai's three short stories of Liaozhai have been reported by others.
"Mo Bai, someone reported you for writing obscene jokes."
The editor of TT Weibo found Mo Bai and sent him a message.
"Fuck me, who reported it."
Mo Bai was about to publish the chapter 4 of Liaozhai, when he saw it, someone reported it.
Instantly furious.
"Well, whoever reported it can't disclose it, but Mr. Mo Bai, please stop writing pornographic jokes."
"I didn't write it."
Mo Bai denied it.
Am I writing a dirty joke?
I'm going, this is a masterpiece.
In fact, it really is.
These articles are all in Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio.
However, no matter how obscene the writing is, did someone in the previous life say that Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio is a collection of obscene jokes?
No.
No.
When it comes to Tales from a Liaozhai Studio, others can't help admiring it. This is a masterpiece.
Although it can't reach the height of the four great classics, the compelling style is not something that ordinary novels can resist.
At this time, someone actually reported that he wrote pornographic jokes, and Mo Bai was so angry that he vomited blood.
"Mo Bai, what are these three of yours if they aren't dirty jokes?"
"No, it's not dirty jokes."
Mo Bai denied again.
"Don't you think my writing is very interesting?"
"It's more interesting."
"Don't you think I'm talented in writing?"
"Also more talented."
"Don't you think there is not a single yellow character in it?"
"It seems that there is no yellow."
Mo Bai asked several rhetorical questions in a row, and the editor was almost stunned by Mo Bai.
"Hey, Mo Baida, don't make things difficult for us small editors, you are now the focus of the relevant departments."
"I have become the focus of the relevant departments."
Mo Bai has one head and two big ones.
"No."
TT Weibo editor is also embarrassing.
Who told you to write some harmonious works every three days, and two of your film and television dramas were banned a few days ago.
It's no wonder that the relevant departments don't pay attention to you.
"Okay, what do you mean, you want to block my Weibo. However, I can tell you that if you block my Weibo, I will post it elsewhere immediately."
"Mo Baida, you misunderstood, how dare we block your Weibo."
The editor quickly explained.
Mo Bai himself is very popular, and he is also a Weibo joker.I don't know how many people have been using their TT Weibo because they want to follow Mo Bai's Weibo.If Mo Bai's Weibo is blocked because of these dirty jokes, they will vomit blood themselves.
"Then what do you think?"
"Oh, Mo Baida, it's difficult for us. We have to obey the order from the superior. I just want to say hello to you, and don't write such jokes in the future."
"Like This……"
Mo Bai is thinking.
"Yes, Mo Baida, you are the one under Ye Da's care, you will not be dealt with, our website can't stand it."
"Uh……"
After saying this, Mo Bai softened his heart.
"Okay, I won't post pornographic jokes in the future."
"Thank you, thank you, thank you so much Mo Baida."
Seeing that Mo Bai agreed, the editor of TT Weibo quickly expressed his thanks.
"It's okay, you are busy, I have to update the joke later."
After the communication with the TT editor was over, Mo Bai returned to Weibo.
"Whoever reports me for writing dirty jokes, come out and promise not to kill you."
Angry, Mo Bai sent a message.
"Damn it, someone reported it again and found out who it is, stand up."
"Which bitch reported it, did Dabai write pornographic jokes?"
"No, it's not yellow at all, okay?"
"This is a masterpiece of the world, where is it a dirty joke, a bunch of guys really don't have any vision, they even took this as a dirty joke."
"Actually, if you want to say something yellow, the Wizard of Oz in the four great classics is even yellower than Dabai's. Why don't you report the Wizard of Oz? He'll see that Dabai is easy to bully, right?"
Naturally, Mo Bai's message was supported by countless netizens, who cursed those who reported it.
Just scolding is useless.
Mo Bai's influence is relatively large now, and the number of people following Mo Bai's Weibo has reached tens of millions.
There are a few random people who don't like Mo Bai, and you don't know if you report it.
What's more, the three short stories written by Mo Bai really look a little obscene.
However, although Mo Bai cursed bitterly, he didn't pay attention to those who reported it.
He published these few Liaozhai articles, in itself to attract people's attention.
Now that the goal is achieved, I will start to update the real Liaozhai later.
"Old man, I have a lot of adults, so I don't care about those who reported me. Then, I will continue to complete my masterpiece."
After posting a Weibo, Mo Bai began to choose the next Liaozhai articles to write.
Speaking of which, although there are many luscious articles in Liaozhai, there are also countless extremely meaningful works in Liaozhai.
And these extremely meaningful works are the real essence of Liaozhai.
After thinking about it, Mo Bai picked out a short story called "Forty Thousand".
[Wang Da Sima's family is rich.One day, he suddenly dreamed of a person saying to him, "You owe me forty thousand dollars, and it's time to pay me back now." Then he went straight into the house.He woke up, and his wife happened to have given birth to a boy.It seems that this child is here to settle the bills of his previous life.So he took out [-] yuan and put it in a room alone.All the children's food, clothing, and medical expenses are paid from these [-] miles.After three or four years, the forty thousand coins were left with seven hundred.One day, the nanny was playing with the child in her arms, and Wang Da Sima sighed to the child, "The forty thousand is almost used up, so maybe you should go too." Immediately ran out of breath.Wang Da Sima didn't expect to complain about himself, the child's temper is so big.I had no choice but to do my own business and bury the child.Just spent the remaining seven hundred dollars. 】
At first glance, this story is just a short story without much meaning, but these small stories are actually the essence of countless ordinary people for hundreds of thousands of years.The reason why these stories can be remembered is that apart from the fact that these stories sound interesting, there are also deep philosophies hidden behind these stories.
After reading Mo Bai's short story, many fans just thought it was interesting at first, but later found that this short story should be used to educate people, and it is best not to owe others money.Just like the one in the story, if you owe money to others, even if the other person dies, they will ask you for the four thousand money back.Especially when this person is reborn as your son, it's scary to think about it.
Of course, this is only superficial.
At a deeper level, this rises to the level of karma.
Because you owe someone money, that person is reincarnated as your son.
When you pay back all his money, it's time for that person to leave too.
Many readers just read it, and there is a trace of ignorance in their hearts.
They couldn't explain this idea clearly, but they felt that there really seemed to be a cause-and-effect relationship between heaven and earth.
(End of this chapter)
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