I'm an almighty star

Chapter 382 This is a masterpiece...

Of course, after the translation, Mo Bai also posted the original version in classical Chinese.

Although the original version is more difficult to understand, some of the words used in the original version are very interesting and very talented.

Of course, when Mo Bai found this Liaozhai, countless fans were looking forward to it.

"A masterpiece of the world, another masterpiece of the world."

"I'm so excited, will it be another famous book like Journey to the West?"

"It's so fucking looking forward to, I'm about to pee."

"Yeah, don't say it's comparable to Journey to the West, even if it's half as good as Journey to the West, I'm convinced."

With Journey to the West in front, countless netizens never blinked, refreshing Mo Bai's Weibo from time to time.

However, when the chapter "Fox Union" updated by Mo Bai came across, countless fans were forced again.

"I'm sorry, this is a masterpiece of the world."

"It's like blinding my dog's eyes."

"Hot eyes, hot eyes, really hot eyes.

Anyone can understand the translated style, not to mention, the Liaozhai translated by Mo Bai is also very interesting.

When everyone saw this short story, their eyes were instantly blinded.

Especially the pair of couplets, Nima, this is simply more rogue than rogue.

[Xu with the same body, I only owe a little in my belly.I have been on the trail, so why not fly together.That's right, that's right. 】

[It’s true, no wonder some people say that hooligans are not scary, they are only afraid that hooligans are educated.Mo Bai is this cultured hooligan. 】

[Actually, I think this story is quite interesting, don’t you think so? 】

【Hahaha, I finally have the same idea. In fact, I also think this story is interesting.Looking at this couplet, both Wuxu and Jisi are one of the heavenly stems, and they are so neatly matched. What is even more interesting is the content of this couplet, which is really rich in information. 】

[If it were me, I would have been flying with these two demon foxes long ago. 】

Seeing everyone's messages, Mo Bai was also happy.

Speaking of which, there are many classics in Liao Zhai, but there are also many jokes in Liaozhai that make people laugh.

Just like the above article, in fact, this really came from Liaozhai.

Not only did it come out, there are several passages in Liao Zhai about stories like this.

Anyway, what Mo Bai has to do now is to attract everyone's attention. Although these small jokes are not particularly classic, as long as they attract enough popularity, they will be surprised if they are not shocked by a series of extremely profound famous stories later. .

"It seems that everyone has been shocked by my masterpiece. Come on, let's enjoy another one."

Holding back his laughter, Mo Bai translated another article: Fuhu.

[There was a Taishi who was very depressed. He was entangled by a fox. The fox was like a follower. Taishi invited many Taoist priests but couldn’t accept him. Finally, on the way home, he met a man who said there was a way. Can catch monsters.Tai Shi happily invited him home, and then the man gave him something like an aphrodisiac and asked him to have sex with the fox!After taking the medicine, Tai Shi couldn't suppress the prehistoric power in his heart, so he caught the fox and went to work.The fox is scared, what the hell, mom is so scary, I want to go home!Of course, and, eggs.In the end, the fox was, um, dead... um, dead, just like that...]

After finishing writing, Mo Bai still posted the original text.And added a comment of his own on it: Perhaps, this is also a way to get rid of vixen.

Needless to say, when Liao Zhai's second article "Fu Hu" came out, the whole Weibo exploded again.

"My eyes are already blind, don't ask me, I can't see anything."

"Thunder is rolling, it's thunder rolling."

"Although it is thunder, it also feels very exciting and exciting."

"Yes, I didn't expect that this method can be used to catch foxes. In the future, if you encounter vixen, you must notify me."

"Is it useful for you to hang up, or call me."

Yes.

How could it not explode.

People were looking forward to Mo Bai's masterpiece, and he unexpectedly compiled two obscene articles.

If you say it's dirty, it's dirty, but Mo Baigou's situation is so high.

First, I used poems to pretend to be culturally dirty.

Now I have another song with my brain hole.

This kind of skill of the old dirty turtle, all the fans just saw it, but instantly worshiped it.

"High, it really is high."

"This is truly a masterpiece."

"Yes, whoever dares to refuse, come and Pk with Mo Bai."

A crowd of fans can be regarded as an eye-opener.

There were countless messages and comments, and there were tens of thousands of them in a blink of an eye.

But at this time, Mo Bai hadn't stopped.

Do you think Liao Zhai has this ability?
No, there are plenty of articles that surprise you, open your mind, and shake your body.

Immediately after the second story, Mo Bai updated another story: Huang Jiulang.

The protagonist in the story is He Zixiao. One day, he met a very handsome guy, Huang Jiulang. Yes, this handsome guy is more beautiful than a beautiful woman, and he is a male fox.The male protagonist fell in love with Huang Jiulang at first sight, and he missed him terribly every day, and wanted to have sex with him.Once the male protagonist chatted with him about the stars and the moon, and finally found a chance to ask him to sleep together, and then he wanted to be tough.Huang Jiulang is very angry, I treat you as a fucking friend, but you want to fuck me! !gone!Later, when the male protagonist saw that it was impossible to be tough, he resorted to some bitter tricks, and the male protagonist and Huang Jiulang were together again... Do you think the story is like this, no... Then the male protagonist died for some reason.

It is estimated that it hurts the body with the fox demon. I warn everyone, everyone should be careful.But, the story is not over, the hero is alive again, yes, he is alive again, reborn in another person, after rebirth, he meets Huang Jiulang again, the moment he sees him, the hero still wants to be with him Together... Huang Jiulang said forget it, let me introduce my sister to you.Then Huang Jiulang came up with an idea to make the hero rape his sister forcibly.What a good brother and sister.Before being raped, his sister said, if you (male lead) don't abandon me in the future, I will let you fuck.Girls are also short-sighted, with sperm on their brains, boys will definitely say yes!Really, God-like three views.The hero is happily with Huang Jiulang's sister.

Do you think the story is really over now?
No!Isn't the male protagonist reborn on another person, who offended his superiors and was afraid of committing suicide.But the male lead came back from the corpse, and now he is the male lead being oppressed by the superiors.Huang Jiulang's younger sister, Ah Bu, is now his wife, so she gave advice to the male lead, told him not to be afraid, and told him that the leader likes men, and my brother Huang Jiulang is too handsome, so I gave him to the leader That's it.Ah, it really is—good—brother—sister.You ask about the ending?Kuro goes out in person, what can't be solved?For the sake of Jiulang, the leader canceled all the grievances with the male protagonist, and even treated his wife and maid like dung, and devoted himself to doting on Huang Jiulang alone.Didn't I say it before, it's bad to have sex with foxes, it's bad for your health... Soon, the leader fell ill and was about to go to heaven.Huang Jiulang pretended to take him back to his hometown, and left with the money. The leader went to heaven, and the money belonged to him... It's over.

Later, Mo Bai posted the original text of "Huang Jiulang".

And when this post appeared, Mo Bai's Weibo instantly became the hottest post of the day.

"Ah, heaven, please accept Mo Bai."

"My eyes, my eyes, my eyes are completely blind now, and I don't even have a little peripheral vision."

"I regard you as a friend, but you want to fuck me... Puff... A peerless masterpiece, this is definitely a peerless masterpiece."

"Yeah, the writing is so damn good. Not only is it full of fun, but also the twists and turns along the way made me burnt out."

"It's so fucking incredible. I didn't expect the real ending to be like this."

"What kind of masterpiece is this? It's simply a masterpiece. No, it's a masterpiece."

It has to be said that Huang Jiulang's article is a masterpiece in Liaozhai. He has won the love of countless netizens with his unique imagination and god-like twists and turns in the plot.Not to mention, Mo Bai shocked countless people with his godlike translation style.

"Actually, I want to say, Dabai, your translation style is much better than your classical Chinese writing."

"That's right, the writing in classical Chinese is quite subtle. Once this translation comes out, I will feel bad."

"Actually, it's interesting to compare Dabai's own translation with the original version."

"This is absolutely a masterpiece, who dares not accept it."

"My eighteen generations of ancestors have been convinced."

"The problem is, I'm thinking, Dabai wouldn't be making such a film, right? If this is made, tsk tsk..."

"Hahaha, top, top, I want to shoot, I want to shoot, I really want to see such a film."

"Yes, I like Huang Jiulang, and I really want to see how Huang Jiulang's film will be."

"Don't talk about it, I think, once this Huang Jiulang is shot, it is probably more eye-catching than the princess."

(End of this chapter)