my bossy wife

Ye Xiaobai was very eloquent, and he imitated the voices of the old lady and the old man very well.

When Lin Qingwei heard that the old lady cheated three times and put three soybeans in the box, she kept holding back her smile,

Listening to Ye Xiaobai's question now, he said without hesitation:

"Could it be that the 100 yuan is the private money hidden by the old lady?"

Ye Xiaobai shook his head, and continued to speak sullenly:

"The old lady hesitated and said to her husband, one year, because of food shortage, I took out the soybeans and sold them, and then I got the 100 yuan..."

Lin Qingwei was stunned for a moment, then even though she understood, she giggled coquettishly, beat Ye Xiaobai with her fine fist, and said:

"100 yuan... How many soybeans do you need to sell for 100 yuan? Doesn't it mean that the old lady is there almost all the time... Ye Xiaobai, you are dirty, and the jokes you tell are dirty too!"

Ye Xiaobai doesn't care about this,

"Honey, you laughed, it's time for me to make out!"

As he said, he was about to pounce on it.

Unexpectedly, Lin Qingwei said:

"No, your joke is too nasty to count!"

Ye Xiaobai was in a hurry,

"Honey, you have to be honest, aren't you cheating?"

"I don't care! You have to tell me another one that is not obscene. I have grown up and haven't heard many serious jokes! Just tell me another one! Husband~"

Ye Xiaobai's bones softened at the sound of husband, what else could he say,

Say it!

Who made himself a wife who likes to listen to jokes?

If outsiders know that Lin Qingwei, who is always as cold as ice, actually likes to listen to jokes, they will probably be so surprised that their jaws will drop!

"Okay, then I will tell you another one, this time you are not allowed to cheat!"

"Yeah, I promise I won't cheat!"

As Lin Qingwei said, she had already changed to a prone position, waiting for Ye Xiaobai to speak with great interest.

It has to be said that the power of love is strong, Ye Xiaobai searched his brains, and finally managed to remember a joke, so he said again:

"Honey, I'll tell you something that's not obscene this time, ahem... By the way, there was a little wolf in the past, I don't know if it was a genetic mutation, it was so special..."

Ye Xiaobai always told stories very slowly, and he would pause for a while when he said a sentence. Lin Qingwei couldn't help but asked:

"Oh, how is it different?"

Ye Xiaobai continued:

"Other wolves like to eat meat, but it just likes to eat carrots!"

When Lin Qingwei heard this, she found it funny, and with a poof, she already laughed.

"... Father Wolf and Mother Wolf were very worried about the future of their child, so they tried every means to train it, trying to make it as normal as other little wolves, but the results were minimal, and this little wolf was still a wolf. I like to eat radishes.

One day, a family of three went out for a walk, a rabbit passed by, and the little wolf chased after it without saying a word.

Seeing this, Father Wolf and Mother Wolf were overjoyed!

It's not easy, our son finally became normal, he knew he caught rabbits and ate them, so he hurriedly chased after them,

I saw that the little wolf chased the rabbit to a corner, the rabbit panicked, and the little wolf panted out of breath.

Kid, robbery!Hand over all the radishes on your body to me! "

By the time Ye Xiaobai finished telling the joke, Lin Qingwei was already rolling backwards with laughter.

Ye Xiaobai looked at the innocent smile on Lin Qingwei's face, but felt inexplicably distressed in his heart,

Usually Lin Qingwei wraps herself up too tightly, and her parents passed away early, I'm afraid no one has ever told her such a low-level joke.

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai's previous evil thoughts immediately subsided, and smiled at Lin Qingwei:

"Honey, I suddenly remembered another joke, why don't I tell you another one!"

Lin Qingwei nodded hastily,

"Good! Good!"

……

I don't know how long has passed,

Ye Xiaobai no longer remembers how many jokes he told Lin Qingwei, many of them were fabricated by himself.

Ye Xiaobai didn't stop until Lin Qingwei fell asleep unconsciously, covering her with his arms, and fell asleep gradually.

……

After a long time, it seems that the sky has brightened,

"Hey!"

Suddenly a sigh, suddenly sounded,

Ye Xiaobai, who had always been in a semi-sleeping state, woke up instantly, breaking out in a cold sweat.

There was someone next to him!

When did it come?

Why didn't I notice it at all?

Shocked, Ye Xiaobai hurriedly jumped up, stood up, turned his head to look,

I saw a middle-aged woman in her 30s standing outside the fence at some point!

This woman's dress is a bit weird, and it is a bit similar to the ancient dress, with long robes covering her body, high temples, beautiful appearance, and the style of a classical beauty.

Ye Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then said with surprise on his face:

"Aunt Lan! You have come to save me!"

It turned out that this woman was a senior expert in the Heavenly Dao League. In terms of seniority, she was Ye Xiaobai's uncle. Like Gu Changyun, the two were old acquaintances more than ten years ago.

The woman Ye Xiaobai called Aunt Lan had a slight smile on her lips, and said:

"I haven't seen you for more than ten years. Little Baibai has grown so big that I can hardly recognize Aunt Lan!"

Ye Xiaobai immediately said with a flattering smile:

"I haven't seen you for more than ten years. Aunt Lan is still so young and beautiful. She hasn't changed at all! Well, no, she should have become younger again!"

'Aunt Lan' shook her head angrily, and said:

"I haven't seen you for more than ten years, but your mouth is still so glib!"

……

While the two were talking, Lin Qingwei had already woken up leisurely,

Aunt Lan looked Lin Qingwei up and down, nodded, and smiled at Ye Xiaobai:

"Not bad! Not bad! Your boy is very lucky!"

When Lin Qingwei suddenly saw this woman who appeared suddenly, she couldn't help being a little afraid, and subconsciously hid beside Ye Xiaobai.

Ye Xiaobai put his arms around her shoulders and introduced:

"Honey, this is the elder of my family, Aunt Lan!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Qingwei quickly saluted respectfully,

"Hi Aunt Lan!"

Aunt Lan nodded slightly, as a return of courtesy, and then said to the two:

"Stand aside first, I will rescue you!"

The two backed away according to the words, Aunt Lan suddenly stretched out her jade hand, grabbed the fence, and then suddenly gave a soft shout,

"rise!"

The entire fence, which was nailed to the ground and weighed more than several thousand catties, was lifted up by this seemingly weak woman in front of her! !

Bang!

The fence was lifted aside, Ye Xiaobai was speechless for a while,

"Aunt Lan is worthy of being an expert in that realm. Even if ten Ye Xiaobai are tied together, they are no match for your old man!"

Aunt Lan smiled lightly and said:

"Stop flattering! With your aptitude, it will be a matter of time before you reach my level! But then again, this time in your own territory, you will be tricked by the Humane Daoist League. You have suffered a lot!"

In Ye Xiaobai's eyes, a flash of light suddenly flashed,

"It's Fujino Mo of the Humane Alliance. I never thought he would use such a despicable method. I must avenge this hatred!"