my bossy wife

Just when the two were flirting and teasing and getting better,

suddenly,

Shashasha~

There was a commotion.

Ye Xiaobai frowned slightly,

"Shh~"

He signaled Lin Qingwei to keep silent.

Swish!

Suddenly a fluffy thing much bigger than a field mouse came in from the fence.

Ye Xiaobai took a closer look,

It turned out to be a weasel!

After the weasel got into the fence, it carefully crawled to the corpses of the four voles and ate them.

"It turned out that it was the bloody smell of these voles that attracted the weasel. Although the meat of the weasel can be eaten, the smell of this thing is too strong and it is difficult to deal with..."

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai was about to drive him away, when suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and an idea popped up.

"If I put the locator in my mobile phone on this weasel and let it go out, maybe I can avoid the signal interference equipment here! Wouldn't Old Man Gu detect his position by then?"

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai was overjoyed.

Taking advantage of the stall where the weasel was stealing the corpse of the field mouse, he quietly took out a golden needle,

Whoosh!

The golden needle accurately pierced the weasel's lower jaw, and the weasel suddenly convulsed, then collapsed on the ground and stopped moving.

Ye Xiaobai didn't care about making out with Lin Qingwei, so he quickly got up and came to the weasel,

"Woo~ what is it, it stinks!"

Lin Qingwei couldn't help complaining, covering her nose.

Ye Xiaobai pointed to the ground,

"This is a weasel, can it not stink?"

When Lin Qingwei heard the words, she immediately said angrily:

"Then you still catch it? It stinks and you can't eat it!"

Ye Xiaobai chuckled,

"Honey, this is related to our escape plan!"

With that said, Ye Xiaobai took out the phone, quickly took out the micro-locator inside, then found a piece of cloth to wrap it up, and tied it around the weasel's neck, making a knot.

Patted the weasel on the head,

"Little guy, whether our husband and wife can get out of trouble as soon as possible depends entirely on you!"

After finishing all this, Ye Xiaobai pulled out the gold needle from the weasel's body,

The weasel regained its ability to move, rolled on the ground, and quickly rushed out.

"That's it! As long as this guy takes the satellite locator out of this factory, Old Man Gu should be able to find our location soon!"

At this time, Lin Qingwei also understood what was going on, and couldn't help sighing inwardly at Ye Xiaobai's wit.

……

However, such an uninvited guest came suddenly, and the whole cage was filled with stench, and the two of them used their clothes to drive away it for a long time before it slowly faded away.

Moreover, after such a fuss, both of them were a little tired, and the previous enthusiasm also cooled down a lot.

Seeing Lin Qingwei's tired face, Ye Xiaobai couldn't bear to make that request to her again, so he folded a pillow for Lin Qingwei with his coat, supported his head with his arms, and the two lay down facing each other.

In Lin Qingwei's heart, she suddenly felt warm and very useful, but she said to Ye Xiaobai who had been staring at her:

"You don't sleep, what are you looking at?"

Ye Xiaobai smiled and said:

"Of course I'm looking at my beautiful wife, wife, tell me why you are so beautiful, I can never get enough of it!"

Lin Qingwei suddenly felt as if she had eaten honey in her heart,

There is no woman in this world who doesn't like others to praise her beauty, and Lin Qingwei is no exception, and this kind of love talk is unprecedented for her, an experience she has never experienced before.

But the joy is the joy, Lin Qingwei is still a very shy and reserved woman in her bones, she spat softly and said:

"Bah! Sweet talk, courteous for nothing, probably not thinking of good things!"

After Lin Qingwei finished speaking, she immediately realized that she had said the wrong thing.

Sure enough, Ye Xiaobai immediately said with a smirk:

"Oh, wife, so you were thinking about that too, otherwise how would you know that I hadn't thought of anything good?"

Saying that, Ye Xiaobai wanted to move towards Lin Qingwei's face, but was pushed away by the latter,

"I didn't think so!"

Lin Qingwei denied it outright,

Ye Xiaobai came up with a rascal face again,

"Then it's not too late to think about it now! Wife, come and kiss~"

Lin Qingwei pushed it away again, raised the corners of her mouth, and said with a smile:

"Haven't you heard that an opportunity cannot be missed, and it will never come again. If you didn't seize the opportunity before, who can you blame?"

Ye Xiaobai immediately said with a mournful face:

"Honey, I can't blame me for this matter. I didn't expect an accident to happen! Or you can punish me!"

Lin Qingwei pondered for a moment, turned her beautiful eyes slightly, and said with a smile:

"Okay! Then I'll punish you...tell Miss Ben a joke, if you can make me laugh, I'll...let you kiss..."

After Lin Qingwei finished speaking, her pretty face was hot, but because it was already night, she couldn't see her face clearly.

"tell a joke?"

Ye Xiaobai was a little dumbfounded, he really wasn't very good at this.

Lin Qingwei snorted softly and said:

"Aren't you usually very eloquent? Does telling a joke stump you? Forget it, I'm going to sleep!"

After speaking, Lin Qingwei was about to turn her head to the other side.

Ye Xiaobai was in a hurry,

"Don't! Wife, isn't it just a joke? I'm afraid that after hearing this, you'll laugh so hard that you won't be able to sleep!"

Lin Qingwei wrinkled her nose slightly, and said with a smile:

"Bragging! Tell me about it!"

"Uh……"

Ye Xiaobai's head started to run at a high speed, trying to recall memories.

Lin Qingwei waited for a while, seeing that Ye Xiaobai hadn't written anything for a long time, she couldn't help feeling a little anxious, and urged:

"You said it!"

Ye Xiaobai hurriedly said:

"Tell me, tell me right away, why don't you let me sort out my thoughts first!"

Ye Xiaobai thought for a while, and suddenly remembered that a few days ago, Zhang Rong, that girl, told him an interesting joke when she was idle and bored, so she prepared to borrow flowers to present Buddha.

"Have it!"

"Say it now!"

Lin Qingwei immediately urged again.

Ye Xiaobai cleared his throat before slowly speaking,

"By the way, there used to be a very, very loving couple who were as loving as the two of us..."

"and then,"

"Then, the old lady got an incurable disease and was about to die..."

"Huh? So sad! Are you sure it's a joke?"

Lin Qingwei couldn't help interrupting.

Snapped!

Ye Xiaobai directly reached out and patted Lin Qingwei's upturned buttocks,

"Listen well, don't interrupt!"

Lin Qingwei twisted her body and stopped talking.

Ye Xiaobai continued:

"This old lady, when she was about to die, took out her treasure chest and said to the old man,

Don't you always want to know what's in my treasure chest, old man?Now you can open it and see it.

The old man opened the treasure chest to see,

I found three soybeans and 100 yuan inside.

Then the old lady said,

These years, you have been away from home. When I was lonely, it was inevitable that Hong Xing cheated, but I felt very sorry afterwards, so every time Hong Xing cheated, I would put a soybean in the box to remind myself.

When the old man heard it, he was naturally very uncomfortable.

There are three soybeans in it, doesn't that mean that my wife has cheated three times!

But when she thought about it, she was already dying, so she sighed and said,

I can't blame you for this matter, I have indeed neglected you these years, but what about the other 100 yuan? "

Ye Xiaobai paused slightly when he talked about this, and said to Lin Qingwei with a smirk:

"Honey, you are so smart, do you know why there is 100 yuan in the box?"