I am a giant panda through time

The muscles of the old village chief's old, wrinkled face twitched.

Shen Fei was also speechless.

"Damn it, are you fucking imitating me?"

"Old man, are you fucking imitating me?"

Everyone: "..."

puff!
One couldn't hold back.

Haha!

Several people couldn't hold back.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
A group of people couldn't hold back, and the young and old present were crazy with joy.

Strange things happen every year, especially this year.

"Don't even mention it, this old panda lives on a walking stick, it's really a bit old-fashioned, he looks like a dog."

"By the way...do giant pandas also walk on two legs?"

"Uh... [-]%... yes."

Shen Fei glanced at the group of people, waved his hands, and let the little girls on both sides play while chasing away flies.

Little girl: "..."

Shen Fei is worried, he still wants to go out to die, what do you mean by blocking the way?
The villagers had a toothache, and they always felt that the giant panda understood human language, and the eyes were too strange, as if they were disgusted.

The old village chief walked forward tremblingly, and asked, "Old man, where are you... going?"

The crowd dropped their jaws.

"What?"

"The village head is saying hello to a giant panda, does it understand?"

then……

Shen Fei raised a paw tremblingly, and pointed to the back of the crowd.

That is the direction of Xiaohe Bend.

Everyone: "..."

It's fine.

The cliff is perfect.

The old village chief also looked dumbfounded, really...can understand human speech?

A young man stood on tiptoe and interjected in the crowd: "Old village chief, one year of a giant panda is equivalent to three years of a human being. This old panda seems to have lived at least 30 years, which is equivalent to a 90-year-old human being. "

A group of people suddenly realized.

Oh……

No wonder...

People mature.

It is not surprising that a 90-year-old giant panda can understand human language.

next second.

Some old women in the crowd screamed "Oh my god".

A dark shadow rushed into the crowd, that was called a hurry, when the crowd dispersed.

Seven or eight old ladies had a panda paw print on their chests.

In the middle of the crowd, Shen Fei leaned on a fire stick and shook his big furry paws, as if they thought they were too dirty, he rubbed the fur vigorously a few times.

"system?"

"Summoning system."

"How is it? Dude touched seven old women at once, how much is the death coefficient?"

Before the words fell, it stopped abruptly.

Shen Fei realized that he was in trouble, and seven or eight gentlemen surrounded him with shovels in their hands, their eyes were fierce, and their eyes stared fiercely at it as if they were breathing fire.

"You son of a bitch, dare to tease my mother-in-law!"

"National treasures can't bear it either!"

"Do it!"

Shen Fei: "..."

"The thieves are annoying." Shen Fei rolled his eyes, with a look of lovelessness.

As for it?

Dude just touched your mother-in-law, but she wasn't pregnant!
A group of gentlemen with fire in their eyes held up shovels, pickaxes, and brooms, shouting to fight and kill, their posture...as if they wanted to eat people.

Shen Fei looked at the villagers, then at himself...

Old arms and old legs.

run?
Eighty percent is enough.

He didn't run away at all, and dropped the fire stick he was holding in his paws. The whole person...uh, the whole bear was on all fours, and fell limply on the ground, with its belly up.

"Come on, hit me!"

"I'm a national treasure, and if I lose a hair today, you guys can't eat it and walk around, believe it or not?"

"Come on, ravage me, whoever loves you is the grandson!"

Everyone: "..."

The old village head: "..."

Seven or eight elders waved shovels, picks, and brooms, looking at the giant panda lying on the ground playing a rascal, it hurts in the egg, liver, kidney, everywhere...

"Are you still fighting?"

"Fuck!"

"Do you dare to go up? If you go down with a stick, let's say you'll be sentenced to three years or five years. There are old and young, and there are young..."

The shovel fell.

The pickaxe was lowered.

Throw the broom aside.

Seven or eight old men were so angry that their lungs exploded and they sucked their teeth.

Your uncle's!

This is really perfect!The national treasure will touch porcelain, who can I ask for reason?
The dog days are right, my brothers dare not do black hands, pretending to be quite similar, touching the old woman's tits for nothing?Can only suffer from being dumb?

"I have lived for forty years, and let a panda bully me?"

"MMP, I really want to cry..."

the center of the crowd.

Shen Fei narrowed his eyes...

The shovel fell.

The pickaxe was lowered.

Throw the broom aside.

He grinned happily, and broke into a cold sweat, so dangerous...

He got up, patted the dirt on his buttocks, pointed to the walking stick thrown aside, and waved to the two little girls who were in charge of taking care of him.

The two were stunned for a while, then trotted over quickly, picked up the walking stick, held it in both hands, and handed it to Shen Fei respectfully.

The folks were dumbfounded!
Seven or eight old men had black lines on their faces.

Shen Fei leaned on his crutches, and turned around Shi Shiran.

"System, score."

Ding.

The system scores based on the behavior of the host 10 minutes ago, data collation, data analysis, data summary...

Finished scoring.

Your total score is: 3 points (failed, please make persistent efforts!)

Shen Fei spat out a mouthful of old blood, no...failed! ?
"I almost made seven or eight rough old men shit, did you make it?"

"Life is in danger, life is in danger!"

"failed!?"

"System, your sister!"

Ding.

Warning, the host insults the extremely noble and sacred death system, and the system punishes it.

Task score, minus 1
Latest rating, 2 points (fail, fail, fail!)

Shen Fei: "..."

So crazy!
I really want to shit!

Shen Fei has a dark panda face, bear it!
Trembling, trembling...

Shen Fei passed through the crowd and walked straight towards Xiaohewan.

The crowd dispersed with a whoosh, and automatically made way for a path.

"Damn it, it's okay to attack Butcher Zhang's mother-in-law's tits, big brother!"

"Can't be offended, can't be offended."

Shen Fei acted as if no one was around, walked unusually slowly, with firm steps, and when passing by a little kid, he farted loudly, which scared the little kid into crying.

"Mother, panda farts stink! Not only are they stinky, but they are also so hot!"

Shen Fei: "..."

The roe deer is beaten with sticks to scoop up the fish, and the pheasant flies into the rice cooker.

Xiaohe Bend.

A few days ago, there was a heavy rain, and the mountain torrents poured down, and the clear water of the small river became turbid.

fish?
Probably there are, more stones and silt.

Anyone with a bit of common sense knows that after it rains, any boundary with the word "water" becomes a restricted area for life.

"Is the water not deep?"