I am a giant panda through time

"Alive."

"I can't die."

"Oh! So tired."

Shen Fei's body fell down limply, fearing that Zhao Ling'er under him would be crushed flat, his chubby body struggled to straighten up, tilted to the left, and fell down on all fours, not long after, there was a burst of snoring Voice.

A face full of satisfaction...

The villagers looked at each other in blank dismay, as if they had not recovered.

"Not dead?"

"No."

"What's next?"

A group of people hesitated for a while, seeing that the giant panda was sleeping soundly, thought about it, and carried the giant panda back to the village with all their hands and feet.

along the way.

Several women were discussing in a hurry.

Seven or eight children jumped up and down, and from time to time they came up to touch the giant panda's soft fur curiously with their little hands.

Zhao Ling'er fell at the back of the crowd, lowered her head, and said nothing, no one could see the expression on Village Flower's face clearly, only her weak shoulders trembled a few times from time to time.

Villager 1: "Crying?"

Villager 2: "It seems to be."

Everyone remained silent, and the atmosphere suddenly fell silent.

Shen Fei was placed in the firewood house of the village head's house. Afraid that it would choke, the village head specially ordered people to bring bundles of straw from each household and spread them on the cleaned ground. Several women The fluffy blankets were delivered, one floor to the left and one floor to the right, and the old village chief lay down in the temporary panda nest and tried it out.

warm.

"So fucking soft."

The corners of the villagers' mouths twitched as they watched. Damn, the big Simmons beds that people in the city sleep on are nothing more than that, right?

Shen Fei lay in the panda nest and fell asleep.

The villagers looked at it, and their brains began to hurt again.

"Village chief, we have a place to sleep, how can we get something to eat?"

"That's right, our village is already remote, and it's in the north, where can we go for fresh bamboo?"

Someone has a bad idea.

"Is the rice good? Don't worry."

"fart!"

"My family has Chinese cabbage cut down in autumn, and tons of them are piled up in the cellar. It's really not good, and there are dozens of catties of carrots."

"I heard that giant pandas also eat meat, why not... kill a pig in the village?"

The old village chief shook his head. He was also worried. He used to hear young people whispering "giant pandas", "tuanzi" and "rolling rolls" in his ears. The old man also knew that pandas were national treasures, but had he heard of them I have seen it.

Today is an eye-opener.

But how does this thing feed?

vegetarian?
Carnivorous?
I dare not raise it to death. If this national treasure dies, all the young and old in the village will suffer accordingly.

"Hey, you, and you." The village chief pointed at the two young girls with a walking stick.

The two were stunned.

"Before the people from the police station come, I'll leave it to you two girls to take care of here. Girls are delicate and dexterous, remember not to be lazy. If something goes wrong, I'll ask you guys." The old village head ordered with a straight face. with.

The faces of the two were bitter, and they almost cried.

Those who raise chickens and ducks often do it.

Occasionally, I can go to the fields to do some farm work.

You can raise giant pandas... Uncle, we haven't offended you, have we?
It was already night when Shen Fei woke up, Yoyo woke up, his eyes narrowed, and he took a look at the sky outside.

next second.

Shen Fei jumped three feet high like a spring, dripping with cold sweat, goose bumps all over his body.

"Fuck, how long have I been asleep?"

Woke up.

Also freaked out.

Quickly open the system page.

Ding.

Host: Shen Fei

Current form: giant panda

Age: 32 years old (according to the average life expectancy of giant pandas, you are already very old and will burp soon.)
Life remaining: 8 hours

Skills: none

[Enjoy your few lives to the fullest, eat and drink, death is beckoning to you! 】

"It's okay, it's okay, I only slept for more than two hours..." Shen Fei felt lingering fear as he touched the cold sweat that didn't exist on his head.It's so fucking weird, if he sleeps until the next morning, he will probably become the first "national treasure" in history to sleep to death.

After calming down, Shen Fei looked worried again.

In the woodshed.

A giant panda sits cross-legged in meditation, with two furry front paws supporting the chin, and a pair of humanized eyes that are somewhat agile, somewhat helpless, and somewhat vicissitudes of life.

"No, life span is too short. When will the days of worrying and frightening be the end?"

"system?"

"Hey?"

Ding.

"There is something to say and fart."

Shen Fei had a black face: "Your uncle."

endured.

"System, is there any way for me to survive?"

Ding.

【sneer】

"The system prompts that the police from the police station and people from the Animal Protection Association are coming in three hours. The system extracts data to make statistics. The host's next fate is as follows—"

A shot of anesthesia, locked in a cage in a zoo, and died alone, the rest of my life: 70%
Shot on the spot, cremated: 29%
Cut into eight pieces, put in the pot and eat with radish and potato stew: 1%
Ding.

Make a dead system and release new tasks.

Task requirements: The host dies for 10 minutes, and the system will score the host's death behavior after 10 minutes.

10 out of [-].

5 points or less, unqualified.

6 points, pass (no award)

8 points, excellent (reward 1)

Full score (get double the reward)
mission rewards:

excellent--

1. Effectively prevent the arrival of the police and staff of the Animal Protection Association for 7 days.

2. Bonus lifespan increased by 24 hours.

Full marks——

1. Effectively prevent the arrival of the police and the staff of the Animal Protection Association for a period of one month.

2. Bonus lifespan increased by 48 hours.

(Dazuo Dead System, Task 2)

Fight for freedom!

Please let the host die to his heart's content.

Shen Fei... was dumbfounded!
alarm!

alarm!

"Attention all villagers in Xiaolong Village, the giant panda has come out of the village head's yard and is currently moving towards Xiaohewan."

"I repeat, the giant panda came out of the yard of the village chief's house and is currently moving towards Xiaohewan."

"I repeat, the giant panda came out of the yard of the village chief's house and is currently moving towards Xiaohewan."

Sunset West Mountain.

The villagers of Xiaolong Village had just climbed into their own fire pits, and before they could take off their clothes, the village party secretary yelled at the loudspeaker at the village headquarters.

Got it!
Something happened again.

"I can't sleep well tonight."

Men and women, young and old, ran out of their homes with a whoosh.

Cursing.

Pushing and shoving.

A few grumpy gentlemen came out with shovels in hand.

"where?"

"Damn, why don't you let him go to sleep, are you doing something?"

The gate of the village chief's house.

Shen Fei walked out tremblingly, leaning on a fire stick.On both sides of the side, the two little girls were terrified, they wanted to help but dared not, tears streaming down their eyes.

A large group of people arrived at the scene under the leadership of the old village chief, dumbfounded.

People froze.

"Mother! This bastard has become a genius, and still knows how to learn to use crutches?"

The old village chief was at the head of the crowd.

on crutches.

He raised his head and looked at Shen Fei.

Shen Fei also raised his head and looked at him.

Four eyes facing each other.