Invincible Fading System

Yi Tian opened his eyes wide and wanted to deny it, but the system blushed shyly, looked at Yi Tian with a kind of affectionate eyes, and said: "The relationship is closer than friends with guns, we are going to spend a lifetime The kind of relationship where we’re all together.”

Lao Chen's face turned red from choking, and he looked at Yi Tian in horror.

"Damn it, don't get me wrong!"

Yi Tian knew from the look in Lao Chen's eyes that he had misunderstood, so he hurriedly patted his back and tried to explain, but he stuttered.

Because he discovered that the tmd system was right. After they were bound, they would indeed be together for the rest of their lives.

"You explain? Why don't you explain? I thought she was talking nonsense. Could it be that what this girl said is true? You..."

Yi Tian's head hung down weakly, and he slammed heavily on the table: "Man, please give me a thunderbolt to strike me to death!"

The damn system is messed up.

"Master, what's wrong?"

As soon as the system saw Yi Tian's request to take the initiative to be unlucky, his eyes lit up, and he said bald in excitement.

Old Chen sighed heavily, looking at the bowl of white rice in front of him, it suddenly tasted bad: "Are all of you young people going too far?"

Master, for a lifetime, a relationship closer than friends... This is simply a realistic version of kidnapping a beautiful girl.

"I'm fine, but I swear, if you fmd say one more word from now on, you won't come here anymore."

It means that the system can no longer appear in real person mode in front of people.

Threats were so useful to the system that she shut up immediately.

As soon as the system shut up, Yi Tian felt that the whole world was much quieter. He lowered his head and began to eat seriously. After eating, he directly ordered the system: "Clean up the dishes, clean up the dining table, and mop the floor."

Looks like a villainous master.

Old Chen couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to say something to the system, who knew that the system was full of interest like a maid, and cleaned it up seriously and obediently.

Old Chen was dumbfounded.

Yi Tian sat on the edge of the sofa and patted the seat next to him: "Old Chen, come on, sit down, shouldn't we have a good chat?"

Old Chen felt what he meant, and avoided it a bit: "Are you talking about how you abducted high school students? I think my personal ideology and morals are very noble, and I don't want to talk about these dirty things with you."

The high-sounding old Chen turned his head and wanted to go back to the room.

Yi Tian jumped up to stop him, dragged him to the sofa, and forced him not to leave: "Old Chen, did you take the initiative to confess? Or am I forcing you to confess? How did you get hurt?" Who hurt you? What happened?"

When he asked this question, Yi Tian looked very serious, and it could be seen that when he asked this question, he was absolutely out of genuine concern.

Old Chen's heart warmed, he shook his head and said, "I don't want to talk about this, I'm doing it for your own good, if you're sensible, don't ask."

"I just want to ask you if you have offended some awesome enemy. Tell me anyway, I have a mental preparation, otherwise I won't know if I will be tortured to death one day..."

Lao Chen's emotion disappeared in an instant, he slapped Yi Tian on the back of his hand, and said angrily: "Don't worry, at least my avatar can't find your head."

Yi Tian pretended to be relieved with a hippie smile on his face: "That's good, but you should know the truth anyway, let me know, right? With me as a martial arts prodigy, maybe I can help you someday." You're taking revenge."

Old Chen was extremely disgusted, and showed a disgusted expression: "Just you? Just like your practice of fishing for three days and drying the net for two days. When you master your kung fu, I will die long ago. I can't die anymore. It is better to count on you." Myself."

As he said that, Lao Chen kicked Yi Tian's ass again, "Give me a horse stance now, and see if your stance is stable enough?"

Yi Tian muttered a few words to himself, saying that this old thing is inhumane, but he still took a step obediently.

After his overall optimization, he took a horse stance in one go, and his foot was as solid as a rock. Lao Chen kicked a few times, Yi Tian and I just swayed slightly, and the horse stance was still steady.

After trying several times, it was still very stable, so Lao Chen was satisfied.

"It seems that you haven't been lazy in the past few days when I'm not here."

Yi Tianxin said, old man, I was actually lazy, but you didn't know it.

"So have I passed your test? When can I really worship you as my teacher? Do I want to prepare for a teacher apprenticeship ceremony or something like that?"

Yi Tian put away those messy thoughts, and took the initiative to go over and ask.

"I haven't passed the test yet, let's talk about it when the time comes. As for the apprenticeship ceremony and so on..." Lao Chen cast a very contemptuous look at him: "What era is that? Do you think it's still the same as in ancient times? ?"

Yi Tian raised his eyebrows, he really didn't know much about the rules in the martial arts circle, but since it was inherited from ancient times, it must have been passed down along with the rules.

Unexpectedly, the customs and rules of the martial arts circle also changed after the reform.

"Then how do you pass the test?"

Yi Tian felt that his physical fitness was already perfect and he couldn't find any faults. Such a martial arts prodigy would be accepted as an apprentice by anyone who loves talent, right?

"You have already passed the test, but..."

Lao Chen's eyes drifted to the system who came out of the kitchen. The face on the system was too immature, and the ignorant and innocent temperament was too prominent, as if he was a minor.

Old Chen said rather disgustingly: "Then I found out that you have the problem of flirtatious love, which is a very fatal flaw, so I decided to extend the inspection period."

Yi Tian said that he would never accept the flying cauldron.

"Old Chen, you have to be reasonable, right? Don't think I don't know that you went to do a full range of health care before. I just made a mistake that all men in the world make. Besides, I only chased after another after we separated. Woman, is this considered a playful heart?"

And there are reasons for the separation, even if it's a bit scumbag, it doesn't involve character issues.

He is quite generous to the women who have been with him.

"Needless to say, if I say postponement, it will be postponed. Am I the master or your master?"

When the matter of the big health care was exposed, Lao Chen blushed and went back to his room directly from embarrassment.

Yi Tian listened to the loud closing sound, as if Lao Chen was roaring.

The system smiled and said, "It seems that Mr. Chen is very arrogant."

When Yi Tian heard such a fashionable word used on that old man, his hair stood on end: "Can you fucking talk well? Don't use this kind of word on that old man."