Invincible Fading System

Lao Chen looked into her eyes and swallowed hard after a while.

He turned around with a stiff neck like a cramp, and looked at Yi Tian with a serious face: "Is this girl an adult? I still have certain requirements for my disciples' moral character."

The corners of Yi Tian's eyes twitched, yes, he forgot to ask, so he turned his head and asked the system: "Are you an adult?"

The system shyly took out the ID card from the pocket of the maid outfit: "He just came of age this year."

Yi Tian looked at the ID card that the system took out, and secretly gave him a thumbs up in his mind, the system is really good for you.

"I said you are too shameless?"

A look of envy and jealousy flashed across Lao Chen's eyes.

"Why am I shameless?"

"You old cucumber is painted with green paint, and you pretend to be tender to meet young girls. I won't talk about you, but you still want to coax people to play these strange cosplays with you? Are you trying to play the maid master's fun?"

Old Chen rolled his eyes, he couldn't tell whether he was really accusing him or venting his anger out of envy and jealousy.

"This old gentleman..." The system wanted to interrupt Lao Chen's accusation.

"Am I that old? You call me old man?"

Old Chen stared, like a vexatious shrew.

"That was not what I meant."

The system originally thought that it would be easy to communicate with humans after becoming a human, but it was more complicated than before.

"What do you mean?"

Old Chen asked the question insistently.

The system racked its brains and couldn't come up with a satisfactory answer, and it seemed very difficult for a while.

I couldn't stand it anymore, Yi Tian interrupted him: "Old Chen, are you embarrassed to embarrass a little girl?"

"Are you shy about picking up a high school student?"

Yi Tian opened his mouth, there is really no way to explain this matter, we can't tell him that the real old cucumber with green paint is the innocent girl in front of me, right?

Old Chen snorted, and got up directly from the sofa: "Young people, don't go too far. If you step on too many boats, you will capsize one day."

Back in the room, Lao Chen closed the door with a bang, and before closing the door came a sentence: "Call me when the meal is ready."

Yi Tian was speechless for a moment, this tmd is that the older a person gets, the weirder his temper is, right?
"I seem to have forgotten something..."

Yi Tian scratched his head, and suddenly realized, tmd, Lao Chen was deliberately changing the subject just now, he originally wanted to ask who made him hurt, after all, with Lao Chen's skill, it is definitely not ordinary people who can hurt him.

"According to my current objective analysis, he probably doesn't want you to know."

"But he is my future master, you can't let me watch him have an accident, can you?"

"Or you can ask slowly, or you can send me to seduce..."

"What did the system say?"

Yi Tian thought for a moment that he had heard wrong.

"I said I was sent to seduce me. The way Lao Chen looked at me just now, although it was faked, was also an expression of lust. According to my objective, he is still interested in beauties like me. Yes, so, if I go to seduce, the probability of success is very high."

The system analyzed objectively.

However, after saying this, the calm, objective and beautiful girl in front of him, Yi Tian knew that she hadn't adapted to human thinking.

"If you try to seduce, you will never succeed, and you may even make the other party completely disgusted with you."

As soon as Yi Tian said this, the big eyes of the system showed confusion: "Impossible? According to the human database I collected before, my body type is the most popular and popular body type."

"Beautiful skin, long legs, protruding lordosis and slender waist, really good."

Yi Tian pulled her over, sat down beside him, stretched out his claws and ravaged her little face.

"It's a pity that you want to misunderstand one thing. Human beings are bound by morality and emotion. Old Chen knows that you are mine, so he will never touch you again!"

"Why don't you touch me? Am I not perfect? ​​You can continue to fine-tune it to become what he likes. What kind of style does he like? Mature, young? Or the high-cold style Royal Queen?"

Yi Tian swallowed hard after hearing this, looked at her, and asked in a hoarse voice: "Didn't you say that your body shape has been fixed? Can you still change it?"

"This body is indeed fixed, but it doesn't prevent me from changing into another type temporarily, as long as I have energy."

Yi Tian felt that he might be able to make some novel and bold attempts.

calm down!This is a cold system!Who the hell would sleep with a string of data?
Yi Tian calmed down and said with a smile: "As long as you are still my person, he will not touch you, and not all human beings are governed by desire and instinct, and many people will restrain themselves, because there is morality as a constraint to restrict people's behavior , You have just started to be a human being, so you don’t know much about these things, take your time, and only when you understand human emotions can you be called a real human being.”

After talking a lot, Yi Tian accidentally swept across Lao Chen's room and was shocked: "Tmd, we've been chatting here for so long, won't Lao Chen hear it?"

The system rolled its eyes: "I seem to be such a careless person? I have already placed an isolation light at the door of his room, and he can't hear our conversation right now."

Yi Tian was relieved.

At that time, there was a gurgling sound in his stomach, and he was really hungry after being frightened for so long.

"My maid, why don't you hurry up and cook me something delicious? Your master, I'm about to starve to death!"

The system immediately got up from the sofa, and bowed like a really docile maid: "My master, I'll cook something delicious for you right away, please wait a moment."

A series of products were brought out, and the ratio of oil and salt was cooked exactly according to the recipe.

The system felt an indescribable sense of accomplishment as it watched the delicious dishes being finished by itself.

She picked up a chopstick and tasted the dish, and the delicious taste of fish came from the tip of her tongue. The system chewed slowly, and suddenly smiled, the smile was very pure and innocent: "Sure enough, it's nice to be a human being."

When he came out with the dishes, the system knocked on the door of the old man's room to indicate that the old man could come out to eat.

When Lao Chen came out, he saw the system in a maid outfit serving dishes, arranging the bowls and chopsticks, and was very busy.

Yi Tian, ​​on the other hand, played with his mobile phone with his head down, without any intention of helping.

Old Chen disliked his lazy look: "You've been cheating on other people, and you still have the nerve to make them do this and that to serve you. I don't think there is a more scumbag boyfriend than you."

The system served Lao Chen a meal, and immediately retorted after hearing this: "Mr. Chen, you misunderstood, Yi Tian and I are not in a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship~"

The young girl's voice was always clear and melodious. Matching the innocent expression on the system's face, Lao Chen choked on a mouthful of food, almost choking him to death: "Then what's your relationship? Friends with benefits?"