A fake system fell from the sky

Dabao threw the camouflage uniform full of footprints into the washing machine, took off his clothes, took a hot shower, and changed into white casual clothes. Of course, the clothes were street stalls. The original price was 280 yuan, but he forced him to cut it down to 120 yuan.

He has a system mall, and he wanted to spend [-] energy points in the mall to exchange for a famous brand, but the prices of the items in the mall are uniform, and millions of items are also [-] energy points.

Although he doesn't know how to do business, but spending [-] energy points in exchange for [-] clothes is definitely a blood loss. Clothes are just a fig leaf, and he will care about the contemptuous gazes of others when he wears a pair of red pants and attracts everyone's attention!

Entering the system mall, he spent 8000 energy points to exchange for a box of nutrition products with English letters printed on them. The price was more than [-]. He was going to visit Mr. Xue Rende.

Received the kindness of a drop of water, it will be reciprocated by a spring.

When Dabao rode an electric scooter out of the gate, two guards saw him off with a "attention gift". Now this guy is a celebrity, and the title of farting king has spread like wildfire.

Dabao galloped all the way on his electric scooter, watching the luxury cars whizzing past him, he couldn't help feeling envious in his heart, when he could own a Mercedes-Benz, what he didn't know was that the Juling in his underpants Zhuzhu was sold, and a thousand Mercedes-Benz was also bought.

System: "Ding, I found that someone wanted to jump off the building. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. You will be rewarded with a Time Badge. If you fail, you will be punished. The host will yell at all the students ten times, I am your uncle."

I'll go, the system thinks that I haven't received enough beatings, and wants me to spread hatred!

Dabao gritted his teeth and said, "System! If you are better than others, you will make me invincible?"

System: "With me who is invincible in the universe, the host just needs to be funny."

Dabao: "..., I'm almost two ratios."

Rescue is the most important thing, Dabao pulled the brakes to stop, looked up to the tall building, there was indeed a figure on the roof, but it was too far away to see clearly.

He leaned the car against the guardrail and rushed over without stopping. This is an old-fashioned thirteen-story house, and there was a middle-aged man at the door holding a mobile phone to call the police.

As soon as Dabao went up to the roof, he saw a girl standing on the edge of the building. The outside was a hundred feet high in the sky. Looking at the situation, the girl seemed to be really about to jump off the building.

This girl was wearing a white dress, with a slender figure, showing a pair of snow-white calves, and a pair of white cloth shoes under her feet. The wind on the roof was very strong, and her dress was blown up.

The girl didn't realize that someone was coming behind her. She looked down at the traffic below, and the vehicles shuttled back and forth on the road, like crawling beetles. For some reason, her eyes suddenly blurred with tears. She bit her lips, and two crystal clear tears fell down. I don't know where to go with the wind.

Dabao came to about three meters behind her, and when he was about to approach, the girl suddenly turned her head, her pupils shrank suddenly because of Dabao's sudden appearance, "Who are you?"

Only now did Dabao see her face clearly. She has long red hair, eyeshadow and heavy makeup. She is sixteen or seventeen years old, just like a young lady.

Dabao stopped and looked at her: "Little girl, jump off the building, I see you have been standing for a long time, do you really want to jump?"

"Who are you, do you want to take care of me?"

The girl is very dissatisfied with this person, shouldn't you come up and persuade me not to dance, isn't that the case with all movie lines!

"No one wants to care about you. The point is, I'm worried. You've been standing there for a long time. Are you going to dance or not? How about I give you a push?"

Da Bao knew that she was a rebellious little girl when she saw her attire. The more you persuaded her, the more she wanted to seek death. To deal with her, she could only do the opposite.

The girl understood that Ganqing was just a spectator, and said angrily, "You, you, who are you?"

Dabao laughed loudly: "I, I, I am a melon eater."

"You, bastard!" She stomped her feet in a girlish manner.

Dabao gritted his teeth: "Are you here for real? If you really want to jump off the building, I have to call the police. After all, I am also on the rooftop. If the police officer suspects that I pushed you down, I will jump into the Yellow River." Unclear."

The girl said viciously: "I just don't want to live anymore, you can go to jail."

Dabao walked to the edge of the roof, glanced down through the rusty guardrail, and couldn't help but gasped, "The thirteenth floor! It's high enough, I feel dizzy."

The girl curled her lips in disdain, "Coward!"

Dabao made a grimace, "It's scary to look at. If you jump down, there will be no bones left. You are such a beautiful little girl. In the end, you fell into a bloody ball of meat and was crushed into a meatloaf by a car." , and then the wild dog came and took it away..."

The girl said angrily: "You are not human! You are worth a thousand dollars! You are a pervert!"

Dabao shrugged noncommittally, "Okay, I'm not human, so can you tell me, a pervert who is not human, why you jumped off the building?"

"My husband and children are gone, so what's the point of my life?"

The girl couldn't stop crying as she spoke, looking as if she had no love in her life.

"How old are you?"

Dabao was shocked, did people in the imperial capital get married so early?Such a young husband and children.

The girl wiped away her tears: "Sixteen."

"Where's your child?"

Dabao was even more shocked, I'll go, there are 16-year-old children!

"Thirteen."

When the child was mentioned, the girl cried even harder.

"What? You gave birth at the age of three!"

Dabao's mouth was wide open, with an unbelievable expression on his face, shouldn't a three-year-old be acting cute in his mother's arms?

"You didn't have a baby until you were three years old. That was on the Internet. Do you understand the Internet?"

The girl said angrily, and as she spoke she fell into memories, "It was the side of the West Lake in the drizzle, on the Broken Bridge, I was holding on to the umbrella and he was holding the sword..."

Listening to her description, Dabao understood the whole story. It turned out that the little girl was addicted to a social software for love in the rivers and lakes, where she could get married and have children. Who knew that after three years of online dating, the website was dragged into the river by crabs today, and it received much attention. She was so shocked that she had the idea of ​​committing suicide. This is a girl poisoned by Internet addiction!

"Hey, you said it's a pity that you are a young girl in the blooming season, and it's a pity to jump down like this. If the two of us do something shameful and you are dancing, maybe there will be a child to accompany you when we reach the underworld, or you will be alone." It’s boring to have people down there.”

Dabao suggested shamelessly, he blushed after speaking, she doesn't want to live anymore, you still want to do that with her.

"Okay! You jump down with me, and I'll give birth to you when I get down there. Ten or eight will be fine."

The girl almost exploded with anger. She has seen shameless ones, but she has never seen such perverted and shameless ones. She is about to jump off a building. You still think of ways to defile me. She really wants to rush over and push this pervert down first.

Dabao saw that the little girl was not fooled, and when she saw that one foot was straddling the guardrail and was blown wobbly by the wind, and she might fall down at any time, he suddenly had an idea in his heart, and said with a smile: "It's not the first time you Bring an umbrella when you meet your husband, you should bring an umbrella, otherwise your husband may not recognize you."

"Oh, why did I forget the umbrella, so I just wear it carefully, but it shouldn't be a big deal if I don't have an umbrella."

The girl was a little regretful and said to herself, the idea of ​​jumping off the building was still very strong.

"I have it! Don't move, I'll send it to you."

Dabao didn't expect that the little girl would dress up as a romantic figure in the world. The poisoning was really serious. He grabbed the air with his hand, and an oiled paper umbrella appeared in his hand, and walked towards the little girl. The pain in his heart, [-] points The energy value is gone.

"Wow, it's exactly the same as the umbrella I used to hold. Are you a magician?"

The girl's small face was full of surprise and envy, and she reached out to take the oil-paper umbrella that Dabao handed over.

"No, I'm a ghost, I'm here to pick you up, come with me!"

Dabao grabbed her hand holding the umbrella and dragged her down from the guardrail.

"Ah! Ghost!" The girl screamed, and with the strength she didn't know where she came from, she broke free from the bondage and pushed hard.

"you……."

The guardrail, which had been eroded by the years and was in disrepair, was overwhelmed and broke, and the tragic treasure fell along with it.

"quick!"

The frightened girl was firmly grasped by the two uniforms rushing towards her.

Our police uncle has arrived.