A fake system fell from the sky

Tong Lei, who is training with Dabao, is 1.6 meters [-] tall. Although she is not tall, she is a famous little pepper.

The reason why she chose Dabao is also very simple. Who makes this guy the weakest? A little girl will not pick a tough one when she eats persimmons.

Tong Lei was very curious when she found that Zhang Dabao was two or three centimeters taller than herself. She had heard from Tian Kexin that Zhang Dabao farted poisonously because he drank five poisonous soup made from five kinds of poisonous insects.

I didn't expect this soup to increase my height, or I would drink some, but when I thought of its side effects, Tong Lei immediately dismissed the idea. If a girl farts poisonously for a month, how can she come out to see people after that? , she is not as thick-skinned as Zhang Dabao.

"Hey, how did you feel just now?"

Tong Lei easily blocked Dabao's punch, and her small fist touched the opponent's jaw and retracted. If she used all her strength, Dabao would have to dislocate.

"Feel?"

When Dabao thought of the mouth-to-mouth meeting with Thrush just now, he really didn’t feel anything other than the warmth of the other’s lips, so he sighed regretfully, “It’s warm and moist, but the time is too short, so I didn’t feel it carefully. No, try?"

Seeing Zhang Dabao looking at her with longing eyes, Tong Lei didn't expect that this guy would dare to tease her. Her nickname of "Little Pepper" is not for nothing, and the lunge bully grabbed his arm just over the shoulder. fall.

When Dabao stood up, she rushed up and put her knee on the guy's abdomen, and then it was completely crushed by strength. Dabao was beaten so helplessly that he could only run away screaming.

"Little Pepper, don't you understand until you order it, you are ruthless!"

Dabao really regrets provoking this chick, now he can only circle around the girls and Tong Lei.

The girls were speechless when they saw that Dabao had offended Tong Lei again, you dare to call him a nickname, isn't that looking for abuse!

"Zhang Dabao! I'll kill you today!"

When Tong Lei heard that the other party called her Little Pepper, she immediately blew up, and with the help of a few good sisters who did not show any signs, she quickly caught up with Dabao, and was beaten violently again.

Seeing the situation here, the beautiful instructor shook her head helplessly, got up and walked towards the rest area of ​​the office building, it's better to be out of sight and out of mind!

noon.

Dabao packed a plate full of food and returned to the old place he hadn't seen for a long time. He originally wanted to find a corner, but when he thought about it, he couldn't hide from the first day of the new year, so he just forgot.

At the dining table, Tian Kexin, Li Li, and Xia Yuqing looked at Dabao with a bruised nose and swollen face, and then at the thrush who buried her head in her meal without saying a word, secretly amused, in fact, this pair of little friends are quite a good match, if Dabao is more handsome, it will be even better alright.

Dabao was wolfing down his food, when suddenly his foot hurt, and he felt a small foot rubbing against his foot, and he knew who it was without guessing, I will bear it!He continued to eat like a normal person, girls!It's normal to have a little temper, and it's fine when you get angry.

"Humph!"

Seeing Dabao, Huamei didn't make a sound, didn't even call out "I still have more", she twisted a few times and felt bored, she snorted and stood up, tugged at Tian Kexin's arm, and said fiercely, "Go, go back dormitory."

"what?"

Tian Kexin's small face suddenly turned into a bitter melon look, and he felt an ominous premonition in his heart.

......

In the afternoon, all the students were taken to a processing workshop with various mechanical equipment and materials by the beautiful instructor.

All kinds of items are displayed on a huge table, guns, ammunition, military jugs... and even two bottles of Moutai.

Everyone became curious and gathered around to find out.

The beautiful instructor didn't say anything to stop her, the corners of her mouth turned up, with an expression of gloating and waiting for a good show.

"Greater China!"

Dabao's attention was attracted by a box of cigarettes, it was a good cigarette!Who spoiled the "fine grain" so much, or forgot to put it here?
He hurried forward to get it in his hand, feeling that the weight was not an empty cigarette case!Habitually opening it to see how many cigarettes are still inside, who would have imagined that just after removing the cigarette cover, "Bang!"

Wiping his face in embarrassment, and smelling the smell of gunpowder in the air, Dabao cursed secretly, "What kind of beast is this, and it's too wicked to play such a prank."

At the same time, he was recruited by two girls.

Zhang Xiaoyu picked up a handful of Desert Eagle, feeling very light, thinking it must be paper!The gun exploded when she pulled the trigger, and her palms were slightly numb from the shock.

Tong Lei found a doll, the workmanship was exquisite but pretty and it was so cute. When she took it to her mouth and kissed it, there was a soft "bang", and pieces of confetti fluttered all over the sky, and she immediately transformed into a black African. The end was worse than that of Dabao.

Curiosity killed the cat!With the three fast-handed unlucky guys as examples, the others immediately became honest and stood there motionless waiting for the instructor to speak.

The beautiful instructor said seriously: "This is a booby trap. If it was filled with high explosives, none of us would have been able to escape just now. Let me briefly introduce..."

After everyone listened, they had a general understanding of booby traps.

Booby mines refer to landmines made of high-explosive materials that are placed in unexpected places by the enemy and detonated by tricks such as camouflage, temptation, and deception, so that the enemy will be harmed without defense.

There are many tricks of booby traps. Sometimes the miners make the mines into different forms, so that the enemy will be unprepared and will detonate them;

Because the layout of booby traps is often unexpected and difficult to guard against, booby traps can effectively kill and injure targets.

The beautiful instructor looked at the crowd and continued: "The effectiveness of using booby traps on the battlefield is often regarded as a competition between the wisdom and adaptability of the opposing sides. Time, place, environment, weather, as well as the enemy's activity patterns, living habits, psychological characteristics and other specific conditions, fight a battle flexibly and change appearances so that the enemy can't figure out the rules and see the flaws. Okay, this afternoon's The task is very simple, everyone makes a booby trap."

After the instructor finished speaking, everyone started to act in an orderly manner, looking for materials according to their own ideas, and the processing workshop immediately became lively, with the sound of machines starting and the sounds of women discussing.

two hours later.

Everyone finished their work.

Next, the instructors began to check their results. It was easy to make, but the key was whether it could be detonated.

"I'll come first."

Shao Xiaoxiao was the first to appear on the stage without hesitation. She showed everyone what she had in her hands. It was a beautiful watch. Then she put the watch on the table, picked up a wooden stick and hit it lightly. There was a "bang" With a light sound, the watch exploded into a ball of confetti.

"Clap clap clap!"

She won the first battle, and everyone applauded and congratulated her together.

"I come."

Huamei took out a lipstick and shook it in his hand, then twisted it on the lid, and it burst open.

"It's a good idea, but will anyone see the lipstick burning on the battlefield?" The beautiful instructor shook her head noncommittally, "Go ahead."

Thrush stuck out her cute little tongue and returned to the crowd.

Tian Kexin put a paper bag on the table, opened the wrapping paper, and found a piece of dessert inside, and it exploded when he touched it lightly with a stick.

"Clap clap clap!"

Dabao was the first to clap her hands, praising her foodie spirit.

Then the women took out some booby traps that looked like exquisite gold pens, pocket radios, tapes, jewelry, hardcover food, drinks, etc., just like the merchandise in the window of a department store, so bizarre that it was hard to put it down.

At the end, Dabao made his debut, and he took out a giant cigar, how long is it? 30 cm, thick?It is possible for an adult to open his mouth as wide as possible, and he also wants to make it more delicate, but who knows that the technology is not good enough, and the more it is rolled, the bigger it gets.

He put the cigar near his mouth and opened his mouth wide to catch it, but he failed to put it in after several attempts, so he had to give up, finally put the cigar on the floor, took out the lighter and lit it.

"Shhhhhh... bang."

There was the sound of gunpowder primers burning, and then there was a loud bang, and the cigar flew to the ceiling.

Everyone was startled, and looked up one after another, only to see the cigar drilled into the ceiling, making a loud bang every three seconds, and there were four bangs in succession before the flag died down.

Isn't this just a second kicker? To be precise, it's a fifth kicker. When I was a child, no one let off fireworks and firecrackers!
The girls looked at Dabao and thought, "You are so talented!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

The sound of the ceiling shattering continued, and everyone quickly raised their heads, their faces turned pale in shock. The gypsum boards on the roof were broken into pieces and were falling down.

"Hold your head! Squat down!"

The beautiful instructor yelled that the matter was urgent, and it was too late to get under the table, so she had to ask the students to protect the most vulnerable head.

"boom!"

Numerous gypsum fragments and dust fell down, drowning everyone.

"Zhang! Big! Treasure!"

After a few breaths, the girls stood up, covered in snow-white gypsum powder, looking as embarrassed as they could be.

Even the beautiful instructor was not spared, her teeth were itching with hatred, this was high-explosive gunpowder, and she kept reminding her not to put it down, but she didn't know how much it was put in.

"Oh, sorry! The gunpowder may have been put in a little too much."

Dabao looked at the white-haired witches with fierce eyes, scratching the back of their heads with an innocent face.

"Hmph! Is it just a little bit more?"

Huamei led the girls and rushed over.

In a dusty workshop.

"Ping-pong, ping-pong..."

"Hey hey hey..."