A fake system fell from the sky

Chapter 38 System!I advise you not to be a hooligan

Dabao got up on time at [-]:[-] the next morning. He said it was a bit inappropriate to get up, because the system dragged him to study when he got home last night when he sat on the toilet. Tragically, he sat on the toilet all night and just woke up. My legs are numb and I can't walk.

While urinating, Dabao took a look at Xiaobao. There were changes, but it was much worse than expected. He contacted the system dissatisfied, "System, I ate ten centimeters yesterday, why did Xiaobao grow one centimeter taller?"

System: "Why is the host in a hurry, growth and development must proceed slowly, and you will be watching it in ten days."

Dabao thought that what the system said seemed to make sense, and he didn't dare to suspect that there was a problem with the system's capabilities, so he didn't worry about it anymore, and looked at the system panel again.

Intelligence 150
Physique 70
Combat Power 60
mental power 15
Funny value 368
Energy value 150800
The merit value is 4230.

Cultivation method: God of War Immortal Body
After reading so many books, I am a little disappointed that my intelligence has not changed. My physique has increased by two points, and my combat power has increased by a little.

oops!The energy value increased by nearly [-] points last night, which is not bad, wait, why is there an extra merit value, "system, what is the merit value for?"

System: "When the host does good deeds, the energy value and merit value will be increased at the same time. The former will be used by the functions added by the system one after another. The latter can increase the luck value and the success rate of crossing the catastrophe. When the host has a million merit points, the catastrophe will automatically decrease. power."

Dabao pulled up his trousers and asked nervously, "System, don't you want to do something bad again and let me take the blame? I advise you to be kind!"

The system was silent.

Ten thousand monsters roared past in Dabao's heart, shouldn't the system take care of the host!Why do I keep digging holes for the host when I encounter this!It seems that in order to save his life, he has to help the old lady cross the road every day in order to accumulate more merit points!
The training in the morning was the same as yesterday. Dabao and the girls were separated by a distance of a thousand meters, and he was happy to be free. It’s not good to eat at noon. As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the cafeteria, he was stopped by two young officers. One of them said, " You are Zhang Dabao, so don't go in, and eat outside for a while."

Dabao: "..."

When another officer typed out the meal, Dabao took the plate and sat on the steps to gobble it up. He understood that the next month should be treated like this, but he didn't complain at all in his heart, who made his fart smell so bad.

......

The days that followed were uneventful. Dabao went out early and returned late, sweating profusely at the training ground during the day, and wandered around the street after dinner at night.

Although he trains by himself every day, he is not lazy at all, because he understands a truth, "Eat bitterness and bitterness, only then can there be sweetness."

A month passed in a blink of an eye, and Dabao was pleasantly surprised to find that his physique had increased to 11 points, which means it was a little more than ordinary people, and his combat power had also increased to 10 points. He was no longer the scum of Zhan 5. What surprised him was that his height had increased by 5 centimeters, and Xiaobao had also grown a lot thicker, growing to 18 centimeters. He can proudly announce to the world that I am also a big man!

People are refreshed on happy occasions, the spring breeze is proud of the horseshoe disease, Dabao is in an indescribably happy mood, and the electric donkey under his feet is driving fast, humming "Happy Monkey" and rushing to the training ground.

A group of heroic girls in camouflage uniforms were warming up, stretching their soft bodies, and doing various stretching movements. Dabao's eyes lit up, and he trotted over to imitate their movements, and a white crane spread its wings.

Now that his farts are finally gone, and he is back in the big team, one can imagine his excitement. To say that his biggest gain this month is that his skin has grown thicker.

Sitting on the steps of the cafeteria to eat every day, all kinds of strange eyes cast him, from blushing at the beginning to indifference at the end, it's hard to imagine that he has a thick skin.

"Idiot, take me to Subduing Dragon Eighteen Palms."

When Huamei saw this guy recovered from his illness, he came over to act cool, and pushed him hard with a smirk on his lips.

Dabao's cool white crane spread its wings and immediately turned into a hungry dog ​​gnawing on the mud. He jumped forward and lay on the ground. Amidst a burst of laughter, he got up, patted the dust on his body, turned around with a smile and cupped his hands at Thrush, "I don't know." The painting heroine arrives, and Dabao is far away to welcome her."

In fact, Thrush didn’t use much force. He fell down on purpose. He just wanted to make girls happy and collect more energy points. Although the energy points are not very useful now, they will definitely be useful when the system has more functions. Earn more money now Come on, be prepared!
"Idiot, come and do some tricks with my sister."

Huamei smiled sweetly and hooked her hands at Dabao, doing a Sanda starting move.

"Come on, if you have any tricks, I will continue."

Dabao opened his arms and made a gesture of preparing for a hug. Looking at her pretty face with picturesque eyebrows and cute and playful appearance, his heart was itchy, and he wanted to kiss her small bright red mouth, but he could think about it. He doesn't have the guts to take action, unless it's crazy.

System: "Love requires a bold confession. The host is asked to keep kissing the little girl in front of him for ten seconds. The skill is rewarded for eloquence. If it fails, the host will be punished and run around the training ground ten times naked."

What?Dabao was immediately dumbfounded, this is not to let him play hooligans in public, Thrush didn’t beat him to death, and ran ten laps naked, just thinking about the picture of circling in red trousers is very happy, if you really want to do this, you will immediately He lost his job and was sent to a psychiatric hospital.

System, let me advise you again, don't play hooligans!
Multiple choice questions, choose one of the two, who can tell me, which one to choose?Waiting online, very urgent!

Online netizen — Hong Xing Waiting in the Corner: "I will pay 100 yuan for medical expenses to support the host to choose 1, a kiss to make love, and the beauty will return!"

Online netizen—Brother’s coquettishness is only known to Feng: "I rewarded a bucket of instant noodles and asked the host to choose 2. If a man wants to be beautiful, he has to show his thighs. If a man wants to be good, he has to show his muscles."

Online netizen—I’m really not a rich second generation: "The upstairs looks like an exhibitionist. I offer 100 million to encourage the host to choose both. 100 million is not enough and add another 100 million."

Online netizen - all the flowers I've been waiting for are gone: "I'll go, let go of that girl, let me come!"

Huamei rushed in front of Dabao with a flamboyant step, wanting to give him an over-the-shoulder throw, but she was pushed by someone from behind, and the force was quite strong. This slippery step turned into a forward pounce, and her delicate body threw herself in In Dabao's arms.

Dabao fell backwards in a circle, subconsciously retracted his hands, and just hugged Thrush's slender waist, and the two fell to the ground at the same time, and the red lips of Thrush happened to be printed on Dabao's slightly opened mouth. The person stared like this for ten seconds.

All the girls stopped their movements, opened their small mouths into an O shape, and looked at the two of them blankly. One opened his arms, and the other rushed over in a coordinated manner, and then fell to the ground in embarrassment. This, what is this? What's the matter?Who can come out and explain?
System: "I'm so envious! Bobo! Congratulations to the host for completing the task, the reward has been issued."

"rogue!"

After reacting, the thrush blushed, her pretty face turned angry, and she sat up vigorously with her hands, riding on Dabao's body and bowing left and right, "slapping" two little crisps on his face.

Standing up and still not relieved, she kicked it with both feet again, until the bastard lying on the ground screamed "Ai Ya Ai Ya" before turning her head to look for the culprit who made her embarrass herself.

"I said, my hands don't work anymore, do you believe me?"

Tian Kexin looked at the thrush who had turned into a little tiger, and innocently waved his hands, "Well, anyway, I don't believe it."

She really didn't do it on purpose. Tian Kexin was standing next to Huamei just now. When Huamei rushed towards Dabao, her hand uncontrollably pushed Huamei's back. After the incident, Xia Yuqing stretched out her thumb and made a gesture. It wasn't until she realized your awesome gesture that it wasn't her intention to make a move!

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