A fake system fell from the sky

The system was not talking, and Dabao didn't bother to talk to it. He lay motionless on the spot, staring at the glowing bead half-closed, feeling a strong possessive desire in his heart. With it, you will not worry about eating, drinking and having fun in your next life.

Seeing that he couldn't attack for a long time and didn't bite the old miscellaneous hair, the big centipede immediately roared angrily, burning the inner alchemy that he had cultivated so hard to make a final blow, his body doubled in an instant, and he opened his bloody mouth and pounced on it.

Master Jia didn’t grow up a vegetarian. Seeing that the centipede was going all out, he bit the tip of his tongue hard, and sprayed a few mouthfuls of blood on the mahogany sword, chanting, “Heaven and earth evil, help me quickly, kill demons and demons, forgive me! "A sword stabbed out fiercely.

This sword blows with wind and thunder.

This sword strikes Huanglong like a broken bamboo.

Dabao lay on the ground and secretly applauded Master Jia's sword. He didn't expect that this old Taoist had some real skills, not the kind of fake Taoist priests who cheated on food and drink.

"Pfft!"

He let out two boring farts in a row, but he gave this wonderful sword two praises.

Master Jia brushed the centipede's head with his poisonous snake spitting letter. Seeing that this move was about to fail, he suddenly flicked his wrist, "The green dragon swayed its tail," and raised his sword from the centipede's neck, blood sprayed, The centipede let out a scream, and most of its body was thrown far away due to inertia.

"What's the smell, it smells so bad!"

Master Jia wrinkled his nose sharply, distracted for a moment, the centipede's head bit his chest fiercely, first it hurt and then numb, and then his body became stiff.

"Not good, poisoned!"

Master Jia was startled, and quickly sat cross-legged to suppress the poison gas with his internal strength, and said weakly: "Apprentice, hurry up, detoxification pill."

Greed flashed in Taoist Wang's eyes at this time, and he slowly took out a small porcelain bottle from his Taoist robe and put it on the ground next to Master Jia, and sneered, "Master, the detoxification pill is right in front of you, take it yourself, disciple Julingzhu I will keep it for you first, master take care!"

"You~you..."

Master Jia spat out a mouthful of old blood, closed his eyes and fell down.

"Hey! Master, don't blame me. People don't kill heaven and earth for themselves. Those who are talented and talented live in it. If you want to blame, blame you for being stupid. You have to let that stupid bastard, senior brother, inherit the mantle."

Taoist Wang showed jealousy and cruelty in his eyes, ignored Master Jia who was lying on the ground, and walked towards the Juling Orb in the southeast corner, clutching his nose.

"Bang bang bang!"

With three soft beeps, he softened.

Dabao looked at Taoist Wang who was limp on the ground, with a sneer on his face, kicked hard twice, and then put into his pocket the domestic magic machine capable of smashing walnuts. Let him learn a lesson and let him know that he will be punished for doing unconscionable things, and it is the present time!

He knelt down and picked up the porcelain bottle on the ground, opened the cork and poured out a black pill, opened Master Jia's mouth and stuffed it in, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

After finishing this, he walked towards the corner with a flashlight. When he picked up the Juling Bead, a trace of icy cold spiritual energy flowed into his body along the bead, and he felt indescribably comfortable. Good stuff, no wonder old centipede The ancestor was reluctant to give up, Master Jia fought desperately, Taoist Wang even deceived the master and exterminated the ancestor and wanted to take it for himself.

"Baby, baby, from now on you will be my personal air conditioner!"

Dabao talked to himself proudly, appreciating his attention for a while, then meowed to more than a dozen bronze boxes in the corner, and walked over quickly.

The box was covered with copper rust, and it seemed to be old. He wanted to open it but found that it was locked. He wanted to lift it up, but it was too heavy to move, so he had no choice but to give up. The stench in the air was too strong, so he covered it up. The nose goes out.

System: "Completing the task can make the host's little treasure fat and tall, the host really doesn't think about it?"

Dabao was stunned and stopped, "How tall is it?" This is the question he cares about the most. If it is one and a half centimeters taller, it will be disgusting to look at, and I really don't have the guts to take a bite.

System: "The host grows as much as it eats."

Dabao immediately turned around with a flashlight, "Where's the centipede's body? Where did it fall? Where did it fall?"

I heard that a big hole was dug out in Uncle Qiu's yard, and the neighbors flocked here, wanting to know what was inside, and the yard was overcrowded, discussing around the hole.

A few brave young men took flashlights and wanted to go down to have a look, but when they arrived at the entrance of the cave, a foul stench came out of their nostrils, which was disgusting. .

"The police officer is here!"

Seeing the two police officers coming, a young man actively ran over to show his courtesy and led them to the entrance of the cave.

"What's going on?" A tall police officer looked at the crowd inquiringly.

Uncle Qiu hurriedly stepped forward to explain the ins and outs clearly, and then said anxiously: "Comrade, there are still five people below, what do you think should be done?"

"Hmph! Feudal superstition!"

The tall police officer snorted softly with his nose, and went down to the entrance of the cave to shine a light on it with his flashlight. Unfortunately, the inside was so smoky and pitch black that he couldn't see anything clearly. The stench went straight into his nose, and he couldn't help retching twice.

Another short police officer came to the tall one, waved his right hand on the tip of his nose, frowned and said, "Big one, shall we go down?"

Just when the tall police officer didn't know how to answer, the sound of heavy footsteps came from below, and the sound was getting closer. He hurriedly held up his flashlight to shine on it, and saw a young man walking up with a flashlight.

Dabao’s footsteps were indeed a bit flimsy. It’s no fault of the others, he let himself be smudged. When he arrived at the entrance of the cave, he saw two men in police uniforms. He wondered why the police were here. "Hello, officer, there are four people down there. One Taoist priest was bitten by a centipede, and the remaining three were fainted by the poisonous gas. Go down and save them."

"What are you holding?" The short police officer asked, looking at the long red-footed animal carcass in his hand.

"Officer, this is the centipede, whose head was chopped off by the Taoist priest," Dabao raised the corpse in his hand, "It strengthens the yang, it's a pity to throw it away."

The two police officers vomited for a while, and their hearts were still aphrodisiac, you are not afraid of being poisoned to death!

At this time, the centipede returned to its original appearance, sixty centimeters long and thick as a thumb, but its appearance was very pervasive.

Fortunately, the people's police officers are for the people. Two police officers pushed Dabao up, covered his nose and went down to save people.

Seeing the two police officers go down, Dabao regained his energy and shouted to the people in the yard: "Everyone be quiet, listen to me, this centipede in my hand is the chief culprit that caused everyone's uneasiness. To deal with pests, you have to peel off its skin." Eat the flesh, watch me."

After speaking, he bit down on the centipede corpse, and it turned out to be spicy. It was so unpalatable and disgusting, but for Xiaobao’s sake, no matter how unpalatable it was, Dabao chewed and swallowed with his eyes closed. What he ate was a interesting.

The crowd eating melons watched Dabao’s lips overflowing with green juice, and the disgust was nothing to mention. Some girls and daughters-in-law vomited on the spot. Psychopathy!Such a disgusting thing to eat.

Dabao Gaba Gaba, according to his estimation, must have eaten ten centimeters, then stopped, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, showing a mouthful of white teeth, "Cracky and full of flavor, calcium and kidney, I am full, this Anyone want something? It's free!"

"I want I want."

A middle-aged man raised his hand and shouted loudly, "I'll take it back and make wine."

I'll go, Dabao didn't expect this thing to be disgusting, he was worried about how to deal with it, now it's fine, save yourself trouble and effort!
"Come out, come out!

"I don't know who yelled, and saw two police officers carrying a young man out, and everyone hurried over to help.

Dabao thought that since the task was completed, he should run away quickly, his stomach is going to be so uncomfortable now, if he doesn't leave, he will pull his pants pocket.

Taking advantage of no one's attention, he quietly disappeared into the night.