A fake system fell from the sky

Gritting his teeth and holding his breath, he finished drinking the medicine. A wave of heat dissipated along the stomach to the internal organs, limbs, and veins. He was so warm that he felt indescribably relaxed, but immediately after that, gusts of cold air emerged from all parts of his body. Come and mix with the hot current, fight in the body, heartbroken!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Dabao fell to the ground and rolled over clutching his stomach ache, with white foam overflowing from his mouth. He thought to himself, this medicine is too poisonous, and he might not be able to handle it, so he quickly contacted the system with a flash of inspiration, "System system , I want to study."

As for his own body, he can't control it anymore, let him faint for a while first.

The next moment, the scene changed, and he came to an antique study room, and he turned into a six-year-old brat, I'll fuck it, Dabao was in a hurry, "System, what's going on?"

System: "Is it unexpected, is it surprising, is it irritating?"

Dabao was so angry, "To stimulate your grandma, I'm asking if it's really okay for you to make me like this?"

System: "This is a simulation space I created based on the master's memory. You are now in a small study in the mansion of the Shangguan family, one of the four major families in Tianlan City, Tianyuan Continent."

Dabao: "So the way I am now is the same as when your master was a child?"

System: "Wrong, the identity I set for you is the master's fifth younger brother Shangguantian, the simulation space is still being perfected, the host please read."

Although Dabao is very curious about what the system has come up with, but he knows that it is useless to ask, he should read at ease, here at least he can avoid the poison of the outside world, and he picked up the first book that the system prepared for him. Read the book "Thick Black Studies".

Outside, two hours have passed.

System: "Damn! It stinks, I'd better go out to get some air, and find out where that little ant is hiding by the way."

"I am looking into the distance, above the moon, how many dreams are flying freely..."

At [-]:[-], the mobile phone alarm sounded on time.

Dabao opened his sleepy eyes, sat up from the floor, and let out a "huh", the soreness from daily training was relieved a lot, and his whole body was sticky. He looked at his arm, and there was actually a layer of black glue attached to it. At this time, the foul smell in the room entered his nose, and he almost couldn't hold his breath, it was so fucking smelly.

what happened?He looked outside the house, the doors and windows were open, how could there be such a strong smell, he raised his arm to his mouth, licked it and smelled it, damn, this black substance is like shit, It stinks!
"Bah!"

He spit twice and rushed into the bathroom. There was a sound of rushing water. As the black impurities were washed away, his skin was much whiter than before. He turned off the water and dried himself. He looked in the mirror and found that I have become handsome, my skin has a light luster, and I can't help showing a bright smile on my face. There is no one under the prestigious name, and the four famous doctors in the imperial capital really didn't blow it out, cow!

"Pfft!"

Dabao farted with an indescribably comfortable feeling, but before he could enjoy the comfort, a vicious stench entered his nose, making his stomach nauseated and nauseated.

"I go!"

He sprinted out with his buttocks bare, found some newly bought clothes in the closet and put them on, the room was really unbearable, and he was going to the kitchen to boil water for instant noodles and warm up the medicine, so he hurried out.

......

In the training ground, Dabao sat alone on the grass, away from the girls, he was afraid that his fart would knock them down.

At this time, there were still more than ten minutes before the training, and Huamei was chatting with seven or eight girls who had a good relationship, smiling, but found that Dabao, who usually came to join in the fun, was sitting in the distance, and she waved to Dabao, "Idiot, come here. "

Dabao had no choice but to run over when he heard her shout. Who told him to owe her more than 150 million.

Huamei took a closer look at Dabao, and said with a smile, "The face has turned pale a little, and his complexion is good. Old Xue's medicine seems to be right for the symptoms. There are no adverse reactions, right?"

She was really worried about Dabao, the medicine that Mr. Xue prescribed yesterday was so poisonous, if something happened to him, she would become an accomplice, and then this guy would act like a ghost and then come to scare her.

"Thank you! I feel better, I just like to fart."

Dabao's thank you has two meanings. One is that she paid for the medicine yesterday to relieve his difficulties, and the other is that she will care about his physical condition. It is inevitable that someone will be concerned and touched when he is away from home. I just blushed a little, saying that farting in front of girls is too indecent.

"Isn't it just farting? You still have to hide so far. It's normal to take Chinese medicine. This is detoxification."

Looking at his red face, Tian Kexin comforted her. When she was weak, she took traditional Chinese medicine to recuperate her body. The farts in that month were indeed a bit stinky.

The girls nodded and did not speak. It is a normal physiological phenomenon for a person to fart ten or eight times a day, but they are too embarrassed to say it. Not every girl is as careless as Tian Kexin, who dares to say anything.

"Puff..."

While talking, Dabao didn't hold back his fart, and of course he couldn't hold it back, and the more he held it, the louder he let it out, Dabao panicked with embarrassment, and hurriedly lowered his head and counted the grass.

All the girls heard the puffing sound and looked at Dabao, each of them held back their laughter, but within two seconds they didn't have to bear it anymore, a vicious stench came, and they covered their mouths, noses and brows with their hands and frowned. Dabao has accumulated 21 years of congenital cold poison and five poisons, the power of which can be imagined.

"Go away, the farther the better!"

Huamei covered Qiong's nose and pointed to the distance, her puffy look was cute, but Dabao didn't have the pleasure to appreciate it now.

He didn't dare to let another fart go, and ran away in desperation.

When the beautiful instructor arrived, the training was carried out one by one. The first few items went smoothly. Dabao completed the task for the first time today. The beautiful instructor nodded slightly, and was very satisfied with everyone's performance. Out of high school.

After crossing the 300-meter barbed wire fence, Dabao was exhausted and sweating profusely. The speed of poisonous gas emission accelerated, and a fart was released. Several people were affected.

"Instructor Zhao, Zhang Dabao released the gas bomb, we can't take it anymore."

One girl couldn't bear to protest loudly.

The beautiful instructor was unmoved, and said seriously: "What is this? On the first day of training at the Hunter School, the students were put into the gas chamber and had to persist for 10 minutes. You should experience it in advance."

After another 10 minutes, Shao Xiaoxiao ran to the beautiful instructor out of breath.

"Instructor Zhao, fifteen team members have fainted,"

Then she stammered and said in a low voice: "Maybe, maybe it's because of... fainting."

The beautiful instructor was taken aback, and ran over quickly, what does this smell like?

It was more than a hundred times more powerful than gas bombs, and she was a little dizzy from the smoke. She hurriedly shouted: "Everyone stop training, and immediately carry the fainted person to the infirmary."

Normally, they would easily carry a companion with their physical strength, but now their limbs are so weak from the poisonous gas that they can only carry one with two people, and if they can't carry one more person, there are more than 60 girls. Swing to the infirmary.

Ha ha ha ha…….