A fake system fell from the sky

There is heaven, there are Suzhou and Hangzhou.

At dusk, Dabao wandered alone on the bluestone alleys of the bustling metropolis of Suzhou and Hangzhou. From time to time, "giggle" laughter came from around him, which was very pleasant to the ear. Jiangnan has been a place rich in beauties in China since ancient times. Suzhou and Hangzhou are also places where beautiful women gather.

A pair, a pair of people pass by, or lovers, or girlfriends.

Backless outfits, navel-baring outfits, cool hot pants, long legs dangling like porcelain jade, very pleasing to the eye and mouth watering.

Taking a deep breath of the air mixed with the fragrance of makeup and powder, Dabao felt that urban life is so charming for the first time. No wonder his girlfriend Xiaojing is determined to break up with him. the countryside.

"Hey, system, where did you lose your artifact?"

Dabao is very curious about how a system still has artifacts.

"It's in Jiangnan University City! Why are you talking so much nonsense, the system doesn't rest!"

Dabao asked again: "If you find the artifact, let me play first?"

The system got a little angry: "The eunuch is you."

Dabao raised his head to look at the bright moon, and asked the sky speechlessly.

My mother, I got a fake system!
"Hehehe, Xiaoxue, the way the boy in Class Two confessed his love to you today made me laugh to death, but what Xiaoqing said was really good, listen up."

"If you share the joys and sorrows with me, I will show my courage in the city and accompany you. If you raise your eyebrows and ask me about your health, I will cherish your pity and protect you forever... I think you will never forget me." kill him."

"Okay, Wenwen, let you eavesdrop, let you eavesdrop, and see if I don't scratch your itch."

"Hehe, hehehe, Xiaoxue is so good, stop quickly, hehe, no, no, please forgive me..."

A pair of young girls with delicate features chased and frolicked towards them.

Hey, let's have a little fun first.Dabao was overjoyed and quickly reached out to stop the two of them, showing what he thought was the most charming smile: "Excuse me, are the two beautiful seniors students of Nantah University?"

The two young girls immediately stopped playing and looked at the boy who blocked their way. They were plainly dressed, about 1.6 meters tall, and their fair faces were very handsome. Soil, very similar to the classmates from the countryside in the class.

Identification is completed.

Among them, the slightly fat girl named Wenwen spoke first: "Hey, he's still a handsome guy. May I ask if you're robbing money or robbing sex?"

Looking at the cute girl who patted her small chest with a frightened face, Dabao scratched his head, and said with a confused expression: "Senior sister, I don't study much, so I don't know how to borrow money and sex. Is the interest high? It's too high. Sorry."

"Hehehe..." Xiaoxue covered her mouth and snickered, but she didn't expect this junior to be quite humorous.

"You, do you think I'm a usurer?" Wenwen was angry at being misunderstood by Dabao, and she seemed to start fighting if she disagreed with her.

Dabao pretended to be frightened and said, "Aren't you? I heard that you urbanites are good at deceiving the countryside."

"It's you big-headed ghost, if you are afraid of being cheated, then go back wherever you came from, and stay out of my way."

Wenwen pinched Xiaoman's waist and stared at Dabao aggressively, dissatisfied with his performance, where is the country bumpkin?A person who doesn't know how to strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman, but actually says that he doesn't like to hear it, should be a bachelor for the rest of his life.

"Wenwen, don't mess around."

The girl named Xiaoxue couldn't stand it anymore, she pulled La Wenwen's little hand and smiled at Dabao: "This classmate, Wenwen likes to joke, don't mind it, are you asking for directions?"

"One question, 500 yuan for a consultation fee." Wenwen said as before. It seems that if she doesn't take revenge on Dabao, her little anger will be hard to dissipate.

Dabao didn't pay attention to Wenwen. He wanted to find out what the artifact of the system was, and he was very anxious, so he hurriedly asked, "Did you have a golden crescent-shaped stone in your university, it was very beautiful?"

"Well, there is such a thing, I also heard from the senior, but it has been three years since the incident, and it was picked up by our school An Dahua while watching the meteor shower, and was finally taken away by Director Zhao."

Wenwen replied first, it seems that she had already forgotten the little unpleasantness just now.

"So that stone is still in the hands of your director?" Dabao pretended not to know the whereabouts of the stone.

"Tch, I heard that he was taken away by people from the mysterious department of the imperial capital the next day, national treasure! Poor director Zhao hasn't warmed up yet, ha ha!"

It seems that Wenwen must have been taught by Director Zhao, and there was a taste of gloating in her tone.

Really in the imperial capital?Dabao's heart is so cool, the imperial capital, the largest city in China, the center of science, politics and culture, where the rich and powerful gather, you let me, a bastard with an old hat, go to compete with the country for artifacts, what does that have to do with dying The difference, the pit of the system is not shallow!
"Thank you very much, how about I invite the seniors to have a barbecue."

Disappointment is disappointment, the etiquette should not be left behind, Dabao suggested with a face of gratitude, but he was thinking in his heart that he should never agree, never agree, barbecue is very expensive, and his small wallet is not rich.

"Really? I didn't expect the handsome guy to be quite generous, but why can't I feel a little sincerity?"

Wenwen stared at Dabao's eyes without blinking, making him blush.

Can this be seen?This chick is too difficult!Dabao, who was seen by Wenwen, pretended to be calm and breezy and said loudly: "Why is it not true, it is more true than naive!"

There is a look that if you don't eat, you look down on me.

"cut!"

Wenwen raised her middle finger at Dabao, with an expression of believing you would be strange.

At this time, Xiaoxue, who was preoccupied, smiled lightly: "This classmate, thank you for your kindness. We just had dinner, so let's go first if we have nothing else to do."

After speaking, she took Wenwen's little hand and started to leave.

Dabao stretched out his hands and stopped them again.

Xiaoxue looked at him: "Do you have anything else to do?"

Dabao chuckled, "I just move my arms when I'm tired."

"ill!"

Seeing that the other party was doing it on purpose, Wenwen angrily pulled Xiaoxue to go around.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for making an idiot! Add 1 to the funny value."

Dabao: "..."

He now understands that the system landed in Suzhou and Hangzhou with the meteor shower three years ago.

It's just that they haven't found a host for three years?

This is a bit strange!

Are you just waiting for him?

That's not right, he didn't come to Suzhou and Hangzhou too often, why didn't he meet him two years ago?

System: "Guess you big-headed ghost, hurry up and collect funny points and energy points."

Dabao glanced at the system panel.

Host Zhang Dabao.

Intelligence: 70
Stamina: 50
Mental Power: 10
Funny value: 2
Energy value: 250
Skills: none

Skills: none
Lottery function: 100 funny value to open.

System mall: 1000 funny value to open.

It's a long way to go, and there is a long way to go!