A fake system fell from the sky

Milky way galaxy water blue star.

China.

Suzhou and Hangzhou.

On the banks of the Cherry Blossom Lake outside Jiangnan University City, under the colorful cherry blossom trees.

A man and a woman are standing.

The man was dressed in white casual attire. Although he was not tall, he was tall with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, handsome and elegant.

The woman is wearing a white tight dress, which outlines her 1.7-meter-two height and is even more curvaceous. Coupled with a beautiful melon-seeded face like a flower, she is charming and beautiful.

"Dabao, I'm sorry, let's break up."

Liu Xiaojing's willow eyebrows are like Dai's, her beautiful eyes are full of tears, and her voice is full of determination and sadness.

The man named Dabao stared at the girlfriend in front of him in disbelief, whom he had loved for six years.

The wind has an appointment, the flowers are not missed, and it is like this every year, and it will never be lost.

The oath that the two of them swore was so fragile that Dabao's tears fell down.

There was a trace of unbearable expression on Liu Xiaojing's face: "I'm sorry, you can't give me the life I want, I've already..."

Dabao remained silent, knowing that it was useless to say what he said now, even if he knelt down, he would not be able to retain her people.

Once a woman changes her mind, she will be more unfeeling than a man, not to mention that he is just an orphan with no father and mother, a gangster who accomplishes nothing.

But Dabao was still unwilling to give up. He begged with tears in his eyes: "Xiaojing, if money is really that important to you, I will definitely work harder to make money in the future, so that you..."

"Dabao, stop talking, it's too late."

Liu Xiaojing bit her lower lip, with a resolute expression on her face: "I already have someone I love, I wish you to find someone better than me, goodbye!"

After saying that, she turned around and ran towards the girl's apartment.

"Xiao Jing!"

Looking at the back of Liu Xiaojing going away, Dabao's heart was like a knife, he wanted to catch up but couldn't move.

So what if we catch up?
Love has no begging and mercy!

He lay on the tree and slapped the trunk vigorously, recalling the past and hating himself for his incompetence.

He and Xiao Jing met in high school. On a sunny morning, he was running to school, and a beautiful girl in white clothes with fluttering long hair came into his eyes, and she fell in love with her at first sight with her charming smile.

So in the days that followed, he always went to school slowly, often meeting that girl with fluttering hair, and the two of them got to know each other after a while.

Then it will be a matter of course to know each other and fall in love with each other.

Three years later, the girl was admitted to Jiangnan University, but he stepped into the society and became a gangster because of his ignorance.

Even so, the boy will often visit the girl and use his saved money to buy some gifts for the girl.

Three years later, the two met again, but the girl's heart changed.

It turns out that time can change many things, and love is worthless in front of money.

Suddenly, a golden light descended from the sky and entered Dabao's body in an instant.

"Ding! Found the host, the host body is excellent, the funny system starts to bind, ten percent, 50.00%, the binding is successful."

"Who? Who are you?"

The sudden voice in his head startled Dabao.

"I'm a funny system from the Andromeda galaxy, you can also call me Master Xiaojin."

A little boy's voice said with a giggle: "The host, please work hard to collect funny points to upgrade the system."

Dabao was stunned in shock: "Give me money that I can't spend? Take me to pretend and take me to fly?"

System: "If you want to be awesome, you must first learn how to be funny. Please check the system panel yourself."

A liquid crystal display appeared in Dabao's mind.

Host Zhang Dabao.

Intelligence: 70
Stamina: 50
Mental Power: 10
Combat power: 50
Funny value: 0
Energy value: 0
Skills: none

Skills: none
Lottery function: 100 funny value to open.

System mall: 1000 funny value to open.

what the hell!

Nothing!
The system is also poor!
Did I get a fake system?
Dabao looked dumbfounded: "..."

System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for gaining a bonus of 1."

Dabao: "..."

Stunned for a few seconds.

Dabao: "The funny value can upgrade the system, but what the hell is the energy value?"

System: "People have seven emotions and six desires, and the emotional value they generate is energy value. Energy value can be used to purchase items in the system mall, and 1 funny value can be exchanged for [-] energy value."

Now, Dabao has figured it out, he is bound by the system, and he is expected to rise to the top.

Unexpectedly, frustration in love triggers an adventure!
Tudou has a good saying, don't bully the young and poor, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi.

Dabao's mood finally improved a lot, and he turned his head and said, "Hey, I said system, but you don't have a gift package for beginners or something? Don't make me despise you!"

System: "Seeing that the host's IQ is low, I will increase the host's intelligence by 80 points for free, and the upgrade is complete!"

Dabao suddenly felt his mind clear for a while, but he was very dissatisfied with the system in his heart, what a pick!
"Ding! Please go to the imperial capital to retrieve Lord Xiaojin's lost artifact—the Phantasy Star, within one month."

"The task is successful: the lottery function is enabled, the task is failed: the little brother is shortened by ten centimeters."

I wipe!
Dabao almost scolded his mother.

What kind of fucking punishment is this?
The system is going to make him a eunuch!
"Master Xiao Jin, shall we change the punishment?" For the sake of the little brother, Dabao changed his address.

"Want to fart? Remember, this is the imperial decree."

Dabao hugged the tree trunk: let me cry first.

The sun is setting and the sky is full of brilliant clouds.

In the distance, there are several mountain peaks of different sizes, which are connected with each other and layer upon layer.

The Jade Girl Peak resembles a beautiful woman just out of the bath, with her raised jaw, flowing hair, soft arms, rounded twin peaks, pretty and charming, it is beyond words.

Reflecting the afterglow of the sunset, she looks like a shy lying beauty with pink face.

Dabao looked away from Yunvv Peak, secretly admiring the uncanny workmanship of nature.

It's getting late.

He strode towards the street.

Jiangnan has been a place rich in beauties since ancient times, and Suzhou and Hangzhou are places where beauties gather.

The bustling metropolis is always full of indifference and noise.

Small vendors push their own carts and line up on the side of the road, vying to attract customers. There is deafening music in the shopping mall, and groups of handsome men and women shuttle through the streets and alleys with big bags and small bags.

The beauties are thin and fat, touching people's hearts and souls, and they are so beautiful that they have ten miles of peach blossoms, and they are blooming in dimly lit places.

Handsome men and beautiful women on the street form couples, which become a different kind of scenery, showing sweetness like glue, holding hands, talking and laughing all the way.

This is the street view of the metropolis.

Glancing at the flashing neon lights in the distance, Dabao thought about it, the imperial capital is so big, where can the so-called Phantasy Star be found in the vast crowd?
"Hey, is the system here, give me more hints, what does your artifact look like?"

A golden, palm-sized, crescent-shaped stone appeared in Dabao's mind.

"Where is it in the imperial capital?"

System: "I don't know, think of a way by yourself, don't bother me if you have nothing to do."

I lean on lean, do you want to pull like this?
Dabao was so angry that he almost vomited blood. The system obviously wanted to punish him and let him find a needle in a haystack.

Wouldn't it be okay to give him a Shenhao system?
The pretentious system is also okay!
Funny system?
Lose someone!