A fake system fell from the sky

"People are like autumn birds who have faith, and things are like spring dreams without a trace."

In the early morning, a ray of sunlight shines in through the gaps in the curtains and falls on the daffodils on the balcony. The buds that are about to bloom are crystal clear and full of vitality.

The room in winter is full of spring.

Du Hanyan lazily opened his sleepy eyes, and suddenly felt heavy on his body, and his delicate body was numb for a while, and only then did he realize that he was being pressed down by a man.

"what……!"

A scream broke the silence.

Dai Xiaojun, who was having a sweet dream, was kicked and punched by Du Hanyan and fell under the bed. When he opened his eyes, he saw the beautiful woman on the bed glaring at him.

He was lying on the floor stupidly, with a confused look on his face, what's going on?Why am I here?
"You...you took advantage of me." At this time, Du Hanyan had already sat up, her pretty face was raining with pear blossoms, and she was staring at Dai Xiaojun with murderous eyes, wishing to devour him alive.

"Listen to my explanation, I don't know what happened at all." Dai Xiaojun got up in a hurry, and kept waving his hands wanting to cry, "I didn't do anything to you, if you don't believe me, ask my boss."

"Boss, please help me explain clearly!"

Dai Xiaojun was really anxious, this was a big misunderstanding, he turned his eyes to Dabao for help, he was even more confused, he saw the boss lying on the bed naked, fortunately the boss has a tall image, he did not forget Think everywhere.

It happened that Du Hanyan also cast his gaze over, and saw Dabao's ugly face at a glance, his face was blushing, he quickly turned his head away, and thought: "It's over, it's over, these two bastards have done so many nasty things to her while she was asleep .”

Thinking of this, she was full of grievances, covering her face with her hands and crying bitterly.

Dabao only woke up at this time, and when he realized what he looked like, he quickly pulled the quilt over and said with a blank face, "What's the matter? Have you been robbed? Where are my clothes?"

The way Dai Xiaojun looked at Dabao was definitely not pretending, he was even more confused, what the hell happened?Is there a female thief coming in?Push the boss back!
Dabao sorted out his thoughts first. First of all, he found that his injury had healed, and his body seemed to be more than twice as strong as before. It seems that all this must have something to do with the system, but now is not the time to ask the system. Du Hanyan’s cry But the one who heard it was sad and the one who heard it shed tears, the most important thing is to coax her well.

"Nurse Du, tell me if you have any grievances. If Xiaojun really misbehaved against you, I will uphold justice for you. Crying will not solve the problem."

Du Hanyan must have misunderstood something, Dabao first poured all the dirty water on Xiaojun, and picked himself clean.

Now that Du Hanyan's emotions have calmed down, she feels no other abnormalities, and she feels at ease. She stopped crying when she heard Dabao's words, and pointed at Dai Xiaojun: "As soon as I woke up, he lay on top of me, and when I fell asleep Play hooligans on me, I will sue him!"

Dai Xiaojun felt that he was wronged by Dou E. He scratched his head and scratched his head anxiously, and quickly explained: "Miss Du, I didn't even take off my pants. I really didn't do anything to you. I...I really don't know what happened!"

He is still confused now, but he just sent a love letter, how could he faint on Du Hanyan's bed?What the hell!
Dabao slapped his thigh and looked at the two of them: "Let me analyze it. It's like this. Because of Xiaojun's crush on Nurse Du, he had dirty thoughts, and he had sex after drinking. I want to lie down on you, and I fainted from excitement. Nurse Du, you should report him. According to Article 40 of the Chinese Constitution, the crime of attempted forking can be sentenced to 15 years in prison. Can't be tolerated."

After finishing speaking in one breath, Dabao was secretly happy. Of course, he didn't believe that Xiaojun had the guts to fight hard, and this guy was not stupid. A kind-hearted little girl, can she have the heart to put Dai Xiaojun in prison for 15 years?Absolutely not!Of course, the crime of attempted forking is not so serious. As for the consequences, Dabao really doesn't know, and he is not a judge. What he has to do now is to act righteously in front of Du Hanyan and let the little girl vent her anger.

"Boss, it's really not what you think. I'm wronged. In fact, I just wanted to... think..."

When Dai Xiaojun heard that the boss pushed him into the fire pit, he became anxious. He didn't want to be locked in a small dark room, so he had to tell about the love letter he wanted to send to Du Hanyan last night.

"To shut up!"

Dabao interrupted him, winked at Dai Xiaojun, and said righteously: "You don't have to argue anymore, now your fate is in the hands of Nurse Du, if she doesn't forgive you, just wait for the legal punishment."

Seeing Dabao winking at him, Dai Xiaojun immediately understood what he meant, and he didn't want any masculinity anymore. "Plop" knelt down facing Du Hanyan, squeezed out a few tears, looked at her pitifully and said: "Du Hanyan Girl, I know I was wrong, I shouldn't have any unreasonable thoughts about you, I shouldn't have dreamed about you, and then sleepwalked on you, you punish me, as long as you can calm down, you can shoot me, I accept everything Judgment."

Dabao almost laughed out loud, this guy is so talented, he sleepwalked on her body, thanks to him thinking it out, he wanted to ask Dai Xiaojun, is this little girl soft?How are you sleeping?

Just as Dabao guessed, when she heard that if she reported the crime, Dai Xiaojun would be sentenced to 15 years in prison. Du Hanyan's heart softened. She was a kind girl by nature. She would shed tears when watching the Three Kingdoms. Now the other party knelt down and apologized to her. Wrong, if she still refuses to let go, her conscience will not let her go.

"Get up."

Du Hanyan wiped the corners of her eyes, and said softly, she feels much more comfortable now, not as sad as before.

"If you don't forgive me, you won't get up if you kill me."

Dai Xiaojun had a stubborn face, but he felt relieved in his heart. Women are indeed kind animals. When he knelt down, the little girl's sympathy overflowed!If Du Hanyan refuses to agree to him in the future, he will use this trick to propose marriage, hugging her thigh and not letting go, hehe!

"Then kneel down."

The leg was pressed by this guy all night, and now it is not numb. Du Hanyan moved to the bed and hooked her shoes with her feet. Now she is holding back her urine. She was about to put on her shoes and go to the bathroom, but her legs were a little disobedient, and she hooked them. I didn't hook it twice.

Dai Xiaojun immediately reached out to pick up the shoes, looked at the two little feet wearing white cotton socks, his heart was agitated, and he hesitated: "I...I'll give you...to wear."

"No need to……."

Du Hanyan hastily refused, since she is not a rich lady and needs a maid to serve her.

Before he finished speaking, Dai Xiaojun had already grabbed her ankle with one hand, put on the mid-calf boot, zipped it up, and went to get another shoe.

Seeing Dai Xiaojun kneeling on the ground putting on her shoes, Du Hanyan didn't know what it was like, but the grievances were gone. A big man could kneel down and put shoes on for her, and she was somewhat moved.

"Could you two hurry up? I'm going to wet the bed."

Dabao, who was lying on the bed, was a little impatient. His bladder was about to explode. If he got sick, who would be responsible for affecting his future happy life?