A fake system fell from the sky

Dai Xiaojun is painstakingly studying "36 Strategies to Seduce Girls".

The first plan: the iron face plan.

With the development of society, MM has become more and more fierce.Women are fiercer than tigers. If you want to soak up MM and not get hurt by MM, it is best to wear an iron mask.Protected by an iron mask, you can speak nasty words without blushing, your sister's hands won't hurt your nose, and your eyes won't hurt, and when your sister gets tired and tired, her heart will let her go. An iron mask is far better than having both ability and political integrity. carry on!The persuasion is that this strategy should not be used in Dayang. Dayang MM is too fierce, she is like a tiger among tigers.

The second plan: discount plan.

When you see a MM, you must first hold your breath.If the color is not charming, the person will be fascinated, don't mess up the marksmanship first when you see MM.No matter how beautiful and proud MM is, you can look at it at a discount.She is beautiful, not necessarily gentle, she is a beauty, she may be an idiot.No matter how good the MM is, if the discount hits the ankle, it will disappear from the world.Don't take MM seriously, half the battle is won, firmly believe this statement.Girls are impermanent, and they are impermanent, don't discount them too much, you will lose interest in MM.An old man said that MM should be ignored strategically and MM should be valued tactically.

The third plan: the swing plan.

People who have experience playing swings know that if you want to swing high, you need to increase your strength one by one.To soak a MM successfully, you have to increase your strength one by one.Increase your strength today and reduce your strength tomorrow, so you can only hang around in the same place.Unless you are an expert in the world, fishing for three days, drying the net for two days, and maintaining a balance of MM, otherwise you only need to hold the golden gun alone and watch other girls come and go.Remember, you have to be organized when picking up girls, and you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry.Picking up girls is like being a human being, you need to take one step at a time.

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No.30 Six Strategies: Folding Flowers

Du Qiuniang JJ said in the "Three Hundred Poems of Picking Up Girls" that the flowers bloom and the branches are broken.When can carpe diem in life, if GG meets a good MM and fails to win for a long time, he must seize the opportunity, come to a bully to fight hard, and cook raw rice and cooked rice.Remember, the risk factor of this plan is five stars, do not use it unless it is absolutely necessary, otherwise, "Recalling the past, the years are thick, in the prison, empty and sad, and the boy's head is white."

Dai Xiaojun turned off his mobile phone and looked at the beautiful woman beside him. At this moment, Du Hanyan had already taken off his nurse uniform, revealing a slender curve. This angle just happened to see her white jade-like side face, so beautiful!
After being dazzled for 10 years, Dai Xiaojun immediately took action, and he wanted to impress Du Hanyan's heart with his sincerity.

With a smile on his face, Dai Xiaojun picked up an orange and handed it over: "Miss Du, eat an orange."

Du Hanyan was fascinated by watching, without turning his head: "You eat, I'm afraid of sourness."

Dai Xiaojun was not discouraged, he went to pour another cup of hot water, added a few pieces of rock sugar to the cup, and handed it over with a flattering face: "Then drink some water, I added some sugar, it's very sweet."

This time Du Hanyan did not refuse, took a cup and took a sip, then put the cup on the coffee table, without looking at Dai Xiaojun, and continued watching TV dramas.

Dai Xiaojun sat down next to her, and asked stupidly: "Miss Du, let me ask, what kind of boy do you like?"

Du Hanyan knew in her heart that this guy had a crush on her, but she didn't have a good impression of Dai Xiaojun, and the most important thing was that his appearance was not up to standard, so she pointed at Qiao Mu on the TV: "See, I like such a man, domineering president Fan. "

When Dai Xiaojun saw the handsome and unrestrained Qiao Mu on TV, his heart sank for a while. Usually when he was with Dabao, what he was proud of was that his appearance was a little better than Dabao, but he was a little more than ordinary in appearance. , There is no comparison with the good-looking stars on TV.

This is how to do? "36 Strategies for Flirting Girls" is useless!

Dai Xiaojun was so anxious that he straightened his hair, which fell down one by one, and felt tangled in his heart.

How about I tell her right now, I have a little secret in my heart, do you want to know?Let me tell you quietly, I like you, really like you.

Or tell her that I hope you can give me a chance to take care of you, care for you, and grow old with you in an ordinary way!
No, no, this is too direct, we have only known each other for a few days, let's be a little more subtle, by the way, why not write a love letter to her.

Just doing what he said, Dai Xiaojun got up and came to the desk, opened the drawer to find paper and pens, took out his mobile phone, and began to write quickly by referring to the love letters on the Internet.

It took half an hour to write the first love letter, but he was not very satisfied after reading it once. He was too young, so he tore up and rewrote.

The second love letter took four to 10 minutes, but I felt too nauseous after reading it, so I started again.

The third love letter took 10 minutes, and he wanted to laugh after reading it. Who can this impress?void void!
The midnight clock passed twelve o'clock.

An eloquent and emotional masterpiece was released, Dai Xiaojun nodded in satisfaction, folded the love letter carefully, and turned his head to glance at Du Hanyan.

At this time, the TV had already been turned off, and Du Hanyan was lying flat on the bed with his clothes on, and fell into a deep sleep.

For the past few days, Du Hanyan has been sleeping on the bed, and Dai Xiaojun is sleeping on the sofa. Du Hanyan was on guard against him the first day, but after seeing that he was honest, he went to bed with peace of mind.

Dai Xiaojun walked to Du Hanyan's bed, wanted to put the love letter under the pillow, but was afraid that she wouldn't find it, so he simply leaned up and slipped the love letter under her body. Seeing that he was about to finish the job, he suddenly felt dizzy and his body was heavy. Pressing on Du Hanyan's delicate body, his head happened to be lying on her upright.

On the other side, Dabao's body on the hospital bed floated into the air, and the hospital gown on his body instantly turned into fly ash, revealing his unhealthy body.

A ball of golden light flew out from between his eyebrows, fell on the ground and turned into an illusory golden figure, and then the hands of the golden figure kept changing, making mysterious seals one after another, and the inscriptions of the Phoenix Immortal hidden on Dabao's body lit up one by one, and then As time passed, more and more inscriptions lit up, and when the last inscription was lit up, the inscriptions shone brightly, reflecting a starry sky pattern on the ceiling.

One after another indistinct sounds emanated from Dabao’s body, like gurgling water, sparse bamboo forests, like flowers scattered like brocade, floating among the green branches. All melted into this artistic conception that is both true and illusory.

The sound of the sky is curling up, like a dream.

Dai Xiaojun, who was sleeping, saw Yi Ren attacking the water and stepping on the moon, pulling out the clouds and pushing the fog, and in the exquisite voiceless voice, he threw himself into his arms, and then the two of them lived together, stayed together and flew together...

Du Hanyan seemed to be in a fairyland in a fairyland. She was singing and dancing in the sea of ​​flowers in a palace gauze dress, and a handsome man who was so handsome walked up from afar and took her soft pant...

The ethereal and voiceless sounds flow slowly and are infected. Under the infiltration of Tianyin, the patients in the hospital gradually become soft and relaxed.

After half an hour.

The golden figure turned into a ball of golden light and sank into the center of Dabao's eyebrows. Dabao's body slowly fell on the bed, and there was no trace of an inscription on his body.

As if everything that happened just now was just a dream!