A fake system fell from the sky
Chapter 13 1 Critical Strikes
In the [-] VIP ward not far away from this one, a big bearded man was sitting on a snow-white hospital bed. His left eye was tightly wrapped with medical gauze, and his face was ferocious.
"What did the doctor say about my eyes?"
The bearded man said to the six trembling younger brothers beside the bed.
"Boss, the doctor said...that your eyes...may be lost."
One of the younger brothers stammered boldly.
"what?"
The bearded eyes spewed fire, and he jumped up suddenly, his voice was raised to [-] degrees, and the whole room trembled in the sound waves.
The little brother who spoke just now sat on the ground with his body trembling and his buttocks, and then there were three muffled "puff puffs", and a stench of beans radiated in all directions in an instant, and the young brothers who were affected were "fainted" one after another.
"Fuck, let you eat black beans every day to nourish your kidneys? To nourish your grandma!"
The bearded man jumped onto the ground with bare feet and kicked the younger brother who fired the gas bomb. Finally, he couldn't resist anymore. He pulled the infusion tube on his arm and rushed out of the gas chamber, "Doctor, doctor, someone is here!" Fainted by the fart!"
……
"Who told you to sit up? Do you still want to be discharged from the hospital!"
Just when Dabao was in a daze worrying about money, an angry scolding sound came up.
A group of angels in white opened the door and walked into the room. It was a female doctor in her 50s who spoke. These doctors should be making ward rounds.
"Director Zhao is not me."
It was the round-faced little nurse who spoke just now. She has been in charge of this ward. If Director Zhao really blames her, this month's bonus may be forfeited.
"Has the patient's fever gone?"
Director Zhao ignored the little nurse and asked.
"I just took my temperature, it's 37 degrees six, and the fever has subsided."
Seeing that Director Zhao didn't blame her anymore, the little nurse's hanging heart finally fell to the ground.
Director Zhao stepped forward and lifted the quilt, checked Dabao's wound, found no symptoms of infection, and nodded slightly, "Young man, do you feel any discomfort?"
"It just hurts all over."
Dabao told the truth, and then explained, "I sat up by myself, it has nothing to do with the nurse."
The little nurse glanced at Dabao gratefully, then turned to Director Zhao and explained: "I just sent the register to the head nurse."
"Help him to lie down quickly."
Director Zhao glanced at the little nurse and said, "Let's go, the next room."
Watching Director Zhao and his party leave, the little nurse looked at Dabao and said gratefully, "Thank you, sir."
"You're welcome, I'm not a gentleman, just call me Dabao."
Dabao shook his head, he wanted to wave his hand, but he didn't raise his arm because of the pain.
The little nurse carefully helped Dabao lie down, and said with a smile, "Do you want to drink water?"
"drink."
Dabao nodded, he was really thirsty.
A glass of water entered his stomach, and a urge to urinate came over him. Dabao opened his mouth: "Sister Nurse, I, I want..."
But I'm too embarrassed to say the word pee pee.
"Understand big hands or small hands."
The little nurse instantly understood what it meant, this kind of thing has long been commonplace.
"small."
Dabao scolded himself secretly, what is there to be ashamed of, people take care of patients every day, this kind of thing often happens and I am used to it.
When the little nurse helped Dabao untie his little hand and left, he let out a heavy breath, it was really not used to this kind of thing for the first time.
"It's really small, giggling..."
The little nurse was flushing the urinal in the bathroom and muttered softly.
Although the voice was low, Dabao still heard it, and his face turned red to the base of his neck, feeling that his self-esteem had been hit by ten thousand points, and he wished to find a crack in the ground to get in.
The little nurse quickly returned to Dabao's bedside. Dabao pretended not to hear her muttering and asked, "Nurse sister, who is the kind person who sent me to the hospital?"
Seeing Dabao's face turned red, the little nurse knew that the other party had heard what she said just now, and secretly scolded herself for speaking too fast, giving up everything she said, and shook her head a little embarrassed: "I don't know, I'll ask you later .”
Dabao was silent for a while, not knowing what to say next.
Seeing that he opened his mouth and then closed it, the little nurse understood that her unintentional words just now had hurt the other party's self-esteem, and said, "Hmph, is a grown man so stingy?"
"Small device"?
Dabao is a little speechless, mine is more than ten centimeters, how small is it, even if it is small, it has nothing to do with you, right?
We are not familiar with each other, and I don't know what the scene is when the other party sees my one turned into peanuts in more than 20 days.
"Will I still have the face to see people then?"
Ten thousand beasts in Dabao's heart galloped towards the system.
Noticing that the other party looked at her a bit unkindly, the little nurse understood that he had misunderstood her meaning, but she was a girl after all, and she was not as cheeky as to discuss that issue with a strange boy, so she quickly changed the topic and said: "I give Tell me about the joke that just happened..."
After listening to the little nurse's eloquent description, Dabao almost burst out laughing, wait, big beard, it can't be such a coincidence, he couldn't help but ask with a smile: "What's wrong with him?"
The little nurse giggled: "He, he was blinded by someone smashing his left eye with a stone. The ward you two entered together, here, it's at [-]."
After finishing speaking, the little nurse seemed to think of something, and glanced at the watch on her arm, "Yeah! It's noon, I'll get you something to eat."
He ran out in a hurry.
Dabao was speechless, you just waited, and didn't ask me what to eat, braised pork, twice-cooked pork, boiled pork...however, let me order two.
Thinking of the bearded man, Dabao sighed with emotion, it's not that enemies don't get together!Xiaojun's throwing of that stone was too accurate, a one-eyed dragon came out with one blow!But I have to be careful in the future, don't let the bearded man find out, otherwise I won't have a good life.
"Hey! The one who hit someone ran away, and the one who was injured was always me!"
Dabao sighed again: "System, I want to become a peerless hunk!"
System: "The host please work hard to collect funny points, becoming the number one hunk in the universe is a matter of minutes."
This is almost the same, Dabao's mood is much better, he fantasizes that he will become a peerless hunk, conquer the world, beautiful women are under him... under his body, what, haha....
The little nurse quickly brought back the lunch and put it on the table. Dabao, who rolled his eyes and looked wretched, said bluntly: "You are not feeling well, let me feed you."
Dabao looked at the box of millet porridge and two eggs that came back, and said a little dissatisfied: "Nurse sister, at least get me two hard dishes."
The little nurse often serves the patients and knows that the patients should eat some light food after waking up from the operation, so that the patients will neither feel nauseated nor constipated, which is conducive to the quick recovery of the condition.
"Okay, I'll give you two hard dishes tonight."
She agreed straight away, she didn't expect this guy to be picky and picky when someone was serving her, and she secretly had an idea in her heart.
Although he said that he was not satisfied with the food, Dabao still drank the porridge that the little nurse handed to his mouth spoon by spoon.
Millet porridge, neither thin nor thick, sticky and glutinous, the temperature is just right, he drank it very fragrant, there is a kind of warmth when my mother fed her medicine when I was sick when I was young, thinking that I will never see my own in this life Parents, the corners of their eyes were moist, and two teardrops slipped quietly down their faces.
Cool, salty....
A kind of melancholy of missing loved ones spread in the room.
"What did the doctor say about my eyes?"
The bearded man said to the six trembling younger brothers beside the bed.
"Boss, the doctor said...that your eyes...may be lost."
One of the younger brothers stammered boldly.
"what?"
The bearded eyes spewed fire, and he jumped up suddenly, his voice was raised to [-] degrees, and the whole room trembled in the sound waves.
The little brother who spoke just now sat on the ground with his body trembling and his buttocks, and then there were three muffled "puff puffs", and a stench of beans radiated in all directions in an instant, and the young brothers who were affected were "fainted" one after another.
"Fuck, let you eat black beans every day to nourish your kidneys? To nourish your grandma!"
The bearded man jumped onto the ground with bare feet and kicked the younger brother who fired the gas bomb. Finally, he couldn't resist anymore. He pulled the infusion tube on his arm and rushed out of the gas chamber, "Doctor, doctor, someone is here!" Fainted by the fart!"
……
"Who told you to sit up? Do you still want to be discharged from the hospital!"
Just when Dabao was in a daze worrying about money, an angry scolding sound came up.
A group of angels in white opened the door and walked into the room. It was a female doctor in her 50s who spoke. These doctors should be making ward rounds.
"Director Zhao is not me."
It was the round-faced little nurse who spoke just now. She has been in charge of this ward. If Director Zhao really blames her, this month's bonus may be forfeited.
"Has the patient's fever gone?"
Director Zhao ignored the little nurse and asked.
"I just took my temperature, it's 37 degrees six, and the fever has subsided."
Seeing that Director Zhao didn't blame her anymore, the little nurse's hanging heart finally fell to the ground.
Director Zhao stepped forward and lifted the quilt, checked Dabao's wound, found no symptoms of infection, and nodded slightly, "Young man, do you feel any discomfort?"
"It just hurts all over."
Dabao told the truth, and then explained, "I sat up by myself, it has nothing to do with the nurse."
The little nurse glanced at Dabao gratefully, then turned to Director Zhao and explained: "I just sent the register to the head nurse."
"Help him to lie down quickly."
Director Zhao glanced at the little nurse and said, "Let's go, the next room."
Watching Director Zhao and his party leave, the little nurse looked at Dabao and said gratefully, "Thank you, sir."
"You're welcome, I'm not a gentleman, just call me Dabao."
Dabao shook his head, he wanted to wave his hand, but he didn't raise his arm because of the pain.
The little nurse carefully helped Dabao lie down, and said with a smile, "Do you want to drink water?"
"drink."
Dabao nodded, he was really thirsty.
A glass of water entered his stomach, and a urge to urinate came over him. Dabao opened his mouth: "Sister Nurse, I, I want..."
But I'm too embarrassed to say the word pee pee.
"Understand big hands or small hands."
The little nurse instantly understood what it meant, this kind of thing has long been commonplace.
"small."
Dabao scolded himself secretly, what is there to be ashamed of, people take care of patients every day, this kind of thing often happens and I am used to it.
When the little nurse helped Dabao untie his little hand and left, he let out a heavy breath, it was really not used to this kind of thing for the first time.
"It's really small, giggling..."
The little nurse was flushing the urinal in the bathroom and muttered softly.
Although the voice was low, Dabao still heard it, and his face turned red to the base of his neck, feeling that his self-esteem had been hit by ten thousand points, and he wished to find a crack in the ground to get in.
The little nurse quickly returned to Dabao's bedside. Dabao pretended not to hear her muttering and asked, "Nurse sister, who is the kind person who sent me to the hospital?"
Seeing Dabao's face turned red, the little nurse knew that the other party had heard what she said just now, and secretly scolded herself for speaking too fast, giving up everything she said, and shook her head a little embarrassed: "I don't know, I'll ask you later .”
Dabao was silent for a while, not knowing what to say next.
Seeing that he opened his mouth and then closed it, the little nurse understood that her unintentional words just now had hurt the other party's self-esteem, and said, "Hmph, is a grown man so stingy?"
"Small device"?
Dabao is a little speechless, mine is more than ten centimeters, how small is it, even if it is small, it has nothing to do with you, right?
We are not familiar with each other, and I don't know what the scene is when the other party sees my one turned into peanuts in more than 20 days.
"Will I still have the face to see people then?"
Ten thousand beasts in Dabao's heart galloped towards the system.
Noticing that the other party looked at her a bit unkindly, the little nurse understood that he had misunderstood her meaning, but she was a girl after all, and she was not as cheeky as to discuss that issue with a strange boy, so she quickly changed the topic and said: "I give Tell me about the joke that just happened..."
After listening to the little nurse's eloquent description, Dabao almost burst out laughing, wait, big beard, it can't be such a coincidence, he couldn't help but ask with a smile: "What's wrong with him?"
The little nurse giggled: "He, he was blinded by someone smashing his left eye with a stone. The ward you two entered together, here, it's at [-]."
After finishing speaking, the little nurse seemed to think of something, and glanced at the watch on her arm, "Yeah! It's noon, I'll get you something to eat."
He ran out in a hurry.
Dabao was speechless, you just waited, and didn't ask me what to eat, braised pork, twice-cooked pork, boiled pork...however, let me order two.
Thinking of the bearded man, Dabao sighed with emotion, it's not that enemies don't get together!Xiaojun's throwing of that stone was too accurate, a one-eyed dragon came out with one blow!But I have to be careful in the future, don't let the bearded man find out, otherwise I won't have a good life.
"Hey! The one who hit someone ran away, and the one who was injured was always me!"
Dabao sighed again: "System, I want to become a peerless hunk!"
System: "The host please work hard to collect funny points, becoming the number one hunk in the universe is a matter of minutes."
This is almost the same, Dabao's mood is much better, he fantasizes that he will become a peerless hunk, conquer the world, beautiful women are under him... under his body, what, haha....
The little nurse quickly brought back the lunch and put it on the table. Dabao, who rolled his eyes and looked wretched, said bluntly: "You are not feeling well, let me feed you."
Dabao looked at the box of millet porridge and two eggs that came back, and said a little dissatisfied: "Nurse sister, at least get me two hard dishes."
The little nurse often serves the patients and knows that the patients should eat some light food after waking up from the operation, so that the patients will neither feel nauseated nor constipated, which is conducive to the quick recovery of the condition.
"Okay, I'll give you two hard dishes tonight."
She agreed straight away, she didn't expect this guy to be picky and picky when someone was serving her, and she secretly had an idea in her heart.
Although he said that he was not satisfied with the food, Dabao still drank the porridge that the little nurse handed to his mouth spoon by spoon.
Millet porridge, neither thin nor thick, sticky and glutinous, the temperature is just right, he drank it very fragrant, there is a kind of warmth when my mother fed her medicine when I was sick when I was young, thinking that I will never see my own in this life Parents, the corners of their eyes were moist, and two teardrops slipped quietly down their faces.
Cool, salty....
A kind of melancholy of missing loved ones spread in the room.
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