A fake system fell from the sky

If people are unlucky enough to drink cold water, their teeth will be stuffed. Dabao has a deep understanding at this moment. Ever since he met the system that claims to be Mr. Xiaojin, he has been unlucky. Let’s talk about this time without mentioning the past. Xiaojun came here twice and he was safe. After the first encounter, my life will be lost, "Could it be that the system passed the bad luck to me?"

System: "You are a leg, slandering the great Mr. Xiao Jin, I will change the host immediately."

Dabao: "..."

Unexpectedly, the system is getting more and more rogue and more capable of swearing, and it also has the attribute of coaxing and threatening. With the experience of the last failure, Dabao never dared to break up with this uncle again.

Could it be that the curse of that little stinky girl Zhang Jiajia came true?If it is really so effective, I would also curse her to be the life of a maid, and she is the kind who rushes to the street, hehe!
"Stop, stop, Made, catch you later and break your dog legs."

The five horse boys chased after them desperately, and the distance was getting closer and closer, 20 meters, 15 meters, ten meters...

They couldn't help that they didn't work hard, and the boss was injured so badly. If the murderer ran away intact, the five of them would definitely have nothing to eat with the boss's temper after they returned.

Dabao, who was running crookedly, saw that the little army in front of him disappeared in a whiff of wind, and when he looked back, Ma Zai was less than six meters away from him, so frightened that he almost lost his body and seven souls , secretly scolding Xiaojun for being too unjust, he gritted his teeth and used the strength he had when he was a child, and the speed of his feet instantly increased by more than ten miles.

Because he knew nothing about the surrounding geographical environment, Dabao could only run around like a headless chicken. There was another fork in the road ahead, so he rushed out without the slightest hesitation.

"Fuck! Car! Red light!"

A truck happened to be speeding past, and he hit it hard, and was bounced back by inertia, landing heavily on the sidewalk, and the whole world fell silent for an instant.

System: "Increase the bitterness value by 10, the task is completed, and start blessing the God of War for the host."

It's just that Dabao fainted early.

The five panting and sweating boys looked at the blood-soaked prey, you looked at me and I looked at you, and you were stupid for a while.

"Mom, what happened to that uncle?"

A little boy asked his mother beside him.

"Don't look, it's scary! Mom told you, don't cross the road when the light is red!"

Well, what a competent mother, never forgetting to educate her children!

"This guy is crazy about money, he's going to have a fight with a big truck."

A sarcastic aunt said to two square dancing friends, her words were full of sarcasm.

A young man wanted to go forward but was pulled back by his girlfriend, "You have a mine at home, be careful with the bag."

"..."

"What are you looking at, call an ambulance!"

Someone in the crowd yelled something, so someone finally took out his mobile phone...

A luxurious Malasati President sports car and a Mercedes-Benz off-road vehicle stopped slowly, and three tall bodyguards in black got out of the car first, and then a beautiful and breathtaking woman gently pushed the door, "Pillar, look what happen?"

The bodyguard named Zhu ran over quickly, knelt down and probed Dabao's nostrils with his fingers, and then ran back quickly, "Miss, there is a young man in front who was injured, he must have been hit by a car, and his breath is very weak. "

The beautiful woman called Miss glanced at the passers-by who were watching coldly, and sighed softly, "Zhuzi, send me to the hospital."

"Yes, ma'am."

Zhuzi replied: "Er Fatty, Shuanzi, carry it to your car."

"But miss, our car..."

The bodyguard named Erpang glanced at the sad young man covered in blood and stopped talking.

"You can do whatever the lady asks you to do. There is so much nonsense."

Zhu Zi raised his eyebrows and scolded impatiently.

"It's just a car!"

After the beautiful woman finished speaking, she turned around and got in the car.

Only the suffocating melon-eating crowd remained at the scene.

……

Imperial Third Hospital.

[-] VIP Ward.

Dabao slowly opened his eyes, his whole body hurt so badly, as if he was falling apart, his throat was so dry that he was about to burst into flames, he couldn't help moaning: "Oh, thirsty..."

"Sir, you're awake, that's great!"

A crisp voice sounded in a daze, with unconcealable excitement in his tone.

Dabao blinked hard to see an angel in white standing beside him, and then put a cold cup to his mouth, "You have been in a coma for three days, drink some water first."

Dabao subconsciously opened his mouth and sucked it greedily, a stream of cold liquid flowed down his throat into his stomach, and his body immediately felt a kind of comfort like "nature meets nectar after a long drought".

After a good time, Dabao was still in great pain. Dabao resisted and began to look at the surrounding environment. The room was filled with a faint smell of disinfectant, and he was lying on a single bed with a drip. On a brown sofa, the angel in white clothes is about 25 or [-] years old, with a round face a little baby fat, very pretty and cute.

"Sir, are you feeling better? I have to register."

The little nurse gently put the cup on the table with a look of concern and expectation.

"better."

Dabao answered her briefly, his voice was very low, he was too tired to speak now because he was hurting all over his body.

"Name?"

The little nurse took the registration book and prepared to record it.

"Zhang Dabao."

Dabao licked his dry lips and answered in a low voice.

"How old are you?"

The little nurse stared at the register book with big eyes and asked.

"21."

"Where are you from?"

"Jiangzhou Bronze Town."

"Do you have relatives in the emperor?"

"No."

"..."

The little nurse finished the transcript and said with a smile: "I'll go out and hand over the registration form to the head nurse. The attending doctor may come over later. If you need something, you can press the button next to the right hand."

She pointed with her finger.

Dabao took a deep breath as if relieved, and when the little nurse closed the door and left, he tried to struggle with the discomfort all over his body, but failed after several attempts.

The hard work paid off, and after more than ten efforts, I finally sat up.

Looking at the window, there is actually a 32-inch LCD TV, which is the treatment only available in advanced single wards!How much do you have to spend on this day?Dabao's little heart was pounding.

How did I get here?The pictures in my mind flashed one by one, being chased by a horse boy, red light, crashing into a cart, and flying back...

The memory ends here.

Which kind-hearted person sent himself here?But now I don't have a penny in my pocket!In the end, the medical expenses and hospitalization expenses were not paid, so should I sell a kidney?One can't do two?

"System! Get the hell out of here! Get out! Come on! I need an explanation."

Dabao roared in his head with insufficient confidence.

System: "The immortal body of the God of War can only be fused when the host is on the verge of death. You are awesome now, let's have fun secretly with the immortal body."

Dabao is quite satisfied with having an immortal body.

how to say?

The system abused me thousands of times, and I took the system like first love!