A fake system fell from the sky

Because Xue Rende only received ten patients a day, Dabao, who had nothing to do, knocked Hazelnut up and left.

Xue Rende smiled and said, "Go home and finish your meal before leaving."

"I won't go today, I want to go around." Dabao thought that he would be fine anyway, so he might as well go to Tsing Yi Lane to see Sister Na, wondering how she is doing now?After all, be nice to yourself when cornered.

Seeing that he insisted on leaving, Xue Rende didn't do much to keep him.

Leaning on crutches, Dabao walked towards the subway station. This is Dongcheng District, a bit far from Xicheng District. It takes hundreds of dollars to take a taxi. Although the money is not bad now, you can save as much as you can. The traditional virtues of thrift should not be lost.

In the subway station, there are two good-looking girls playing the pipa and singing "Angel's Wings". At first glance, you can tell that they are the North Drifters who are not doing well. Some people passing by will pay a dollar or two, but Most of them are still indifferent.

"You two, do you know whose territory this is? Have you paid the protection fee?" Two punks wearing one black and one blue down jacket came to them, and the black punk said, "Twenty thousand a month, pay it right away." money."

"Brother, my sister and I have only been here for a few days, and we don't make much money at all." A girl looked at the two of them with a small face in panic.

"No money?" The gangster in the blue down jacket looked at them maliciously, "Yo, they are still twins, and it's freezing cold, why don't you find a hotel to communicate with your brother."

"What do you want to do?" The girl subconsciously protected her sister behind her, glaring at the two of them angrily, "If you don't leave, I'll call the police."

"Call the police?" The gangster in the black down jacket sneered, spreading his hands, "What did I do? I didn't do anything! Do you know what it means to call a false police report?"

"You...you..." The girl had never experienced such a thing, and was at a loss for a while.

There are so many onlookers and no one stands up, Dabao really can't stand it anymore, it's not easy for people to make a living here in such a cold day, and you still have to make things difficult for them, even if my uncles and aunts can bear it, I can't bear it.

"What the hell, who's bullying my sister here?" Dabao leaned on a cane and walked up to the two gangsters ferociously, staring at him, "Get out of here before I get angry!"

The two gangsters were startled when they heard the voice, but when they saw that the other was a thin young man on crutches, they immediately felt relieved. your courage?Lei Feng!
"Boy, believe it or not, I also discounted your other leg." The gangster in the blue down jacket looked at this nosy young man with disdain on his face, "If you are sensible, go home and nurse, hahaha... "

"Snapped!"

The one who answered him was a stick on his face, and half of his face suddenly swelled up.

"Boy, how courageous! You want to die!" The gangster in the black down jacket saw his companion being whipped, and immediately became angry, and punched Dabao's face, trying to show this guy some color.

It's a pity that the ideal is full and the reality is very skinny. His fist was easily blocked, and then his collar was tightened, and his body was suddenly thrown into the air.

The gangster in the blue down jacket covering the right face sees that he has encountered a fierce person, and runs away. A dead fellow daoist is not a poor daoist!

How could Dabao let him run to call his accomplices, and rushed up to catch him, "You should also transform into a trapeze man."

Next, it's time to show the real skills. I saw the two punks being thrown around like two toys in Dabao's hands. If it wasn't for the swollen calf, Dabao really wanted to waltz with them on ice.

"Brother, we know we were wrong, let us down."

"Brother, please, can we recognize you as a big brother?"

Dabao turned a deaf ear.

Stop now, is it worthy of more and more viewers?
Five minutes later, Dabao, who was tired of playing, threw the two of them on the ground, looked at the crowd eating melons, smiled and cupped his fists, "Thank you for your support, it is not easy to go out to eat and eat, everyone, please support if you have money." It’s a money market, if you don’t have any money, please give me a red envelope.”

As soon as everyone heard that they wanted to pay, they turned around and left. Our money didn't come from the wind, so why give it to you!
When Dabao saw that they were leaving, he immediately became unhappy, and shouted at the top of his voice, "If anyone doesn't pay, I'll curse him for giving birth to a son with no ass hole, and being hit by a car to death when he goes out, with a big cuckold hanging high..."

The footsteps of the crowd stopped immediately, secretly thinking that what this kid said was too hurtful, but they were not short of the money, and fumbled in their pockets one after another.

Perhaps the curse played a role. The money that people handed over to Dabao was five or ten yuan, and Dabao happily accepted them all.

A white-collar worker took out his wallet, opened it, and found that there were only a dozen red tickets in it. When he was thinking about what to do, the wallet was snatched away.

Dabao smiled and took out six cards from the wallet, and then returned the wallet to the white-collar worker with a confused face, "Oh, it's the first time I've seen a kind-hearted person like you who wants to give me all the money. Just take half, thank you! Thank you!"

white collar:"……."

Everyone: "..."

After collecting everyone's money, Dabao found that the two gangsters who had recovered from their senses wanted to escape, so he stopped them in a few steps, glared at them and said, "Hand over your wallets."

No one is strong in force, and the two reluctantly took out their wallets.

Dabao opened the two wallets and took a look, heh!There are more than 30 red tickets, which is quite rich!
After taking all the money away, he threw the wallet to them, then unbuttoned his trousers and took off his cotton trousers...

The two gangsters looked at the empty wallet and thought to themselves: "Brother, why don't you leave some travel expenses for us!"

But when they saw Dabao's next move, the chrysanthemum tensed up and almost peed in fright. Doesn't the eldest brother have special hobbies?Terrified, they scurried away, secretly blaming their parents for giving them two missing legs.

Of course Dabao didn't know what they were thinking, so he unzipped his underwear, took out more than 1000 yuan from his anti-theft pocket, and put on his pants again.

The reason why I like to put my money there is that it is safe, and the second is that I can give Xiaobao a free massage and let the money work for me for free, which is what he thought of, hehe!

"Miss sister, take it." Dabao came to the two twins, handed a large amount of cash to the girl who was the elder sister, and said with a gentle smile, "Hurry up and go home, there are all kinds of schools and schools here, it's not safe."

"Thank you! We can't have it, this is you..." The girl is indeed from the Beidiao family, because no film and television culture company has been interested in their talents, and they only thought of such a solution recently because of tight budget.

Before she finished speaking, the cold little hands were filled with money. Looking at the back of the girl who turned and left, the corners of the girl's eyes were moist, and she silently sent her blessings in her heart, "Good people have a safe life!"

"Sister, who is that person?" The younger sister who reacted looked at her elder sister.

"A kind-hearted person, a very good person." The girl looked at her younger sister with gentle eyes. For the sake of her dream, she let her leave her hometown with her, and she suffered so much!