A fake system fell from the sky

Early in the morning, after Dabao reminded them to pay attention to safety, the four girls drove to work in a happy manner.

The small courtyard suddenly became deserted, and Dabao didn't want to stay any longer, so he went out with a cane and took a taxi to go to De Ren Tang to visit Mr. Xue.

Of course, he had to bring some gifts to visit Master. Dabao got off the car near De Ren Tang, and went to a dry fruit shop to buy ten catties of hazelnuts. As for whether the old man’s teeth were still cracking, that was out of his consideration.

Xue Rende looked at the bag of hazelnuts that Dabao brought, and was speechless. Because of the good maintenance, his teeth are still healthy, but if he really wants to crack the hazelnuts, he will not be far away. As for why there are hazelnuts in it, because Dabao The goods are being taken out one by one from the bag, and they are fragrant.

"Let's do it, drink tea and do it yourself." Xue Rende didn't sit still. The older you get, the less you can be lazy. Only by walking frequently can you resist aging and avoid getting sick.

At this time, a middle-aged man came in and greeted Xue Rende politely: "Hello, Mr. Xue."

Dabao knew at a glance that he was looking for the old man to see a doctor, so he waved to him, "Come and sit, I'll show you."

The middle-aged man hesitated looking at this strange young man, who are you?Do you have a bit of a doctor's poise in the way you stutter hazelnuts?I spent [-] registration fees and waited for more than three months to get this opportunity. Show me, what a fart!
Xue Rende saw that he didn't move for a long time, he laughed and said: "Go, that's my apprentice, if he doesn't like it, I'll show you later."

With his guarantee, the middle-aged man walked over, sat down on the stool, and stretched his left hand to the pulse pillow.

Dabao observed his complexion, put the three fingers of his right hand on the pulse gate of his left hand, and said with a smile, "What's wrong?"

"That's not okay." The man replied shyly, and quickly lowered his head after speaking.

"When will it not work?" Dabao withdrew his hand and said with a chuckle. When he thought of his incompetence before, he couldn't help shaking his head. Even a man can't bear this kind of disease!Affect the harmonious life of husband and wife!
"I couldn't do what I wanted two years ago." The man raised his head blushing, "I can't lift my head now."

"There are fake medicines for strengthening yang on the Internet, and for increasing height and weight." Dabao said, "You have been injured by toxins in the kidney meridian and liver meridian, and the toxins in the five internal organs are caused by the accumulation of toxins."

The man lowered his head in embarrassment, men are like this, they are ashamed to ask a doctor for this kind of disease, they have to seek help from the small advertisements on the Internet for face and dignity, the more they eat, the worse it becomes, and the more they don’t eat, the worse it becomes, slowly and completely.

"How about the economic conditions?" Dabao continued, "I mean, if you have money, I will prescribe some expensive traditional Chinese medicine for you, and you can be cured within a month. good."

"Money is not a problem, give me good medicine." The man said without any hesitation, three months is a long time, he can afford to wait, where is his wife?He didn't want to have the green prairie above his head.

Dabao picked up the pen, the pen crawled like a spider, and quickly wrote a prescription. He handed the prescription to the man, "You need to be strong to forge iron, and you must exercise more at ordinary times, otherwise it will recur after it is cured."

"Yes! Yes! Thank you doctor." The man took the prescription, stood up, and kept thanking him.

The man was still worried, so he walked up to Xue Rende again and handed over the prescription, "Old Xue, take a look."

Xue Rende took a look at it, and laughed, "This prescription is very good. It strengthens the vital energy and drives away the evil energy. It stabilizes the five internal organs, strengthens the foundation and cultivates the vitality. Feel free to eat it. If it doesn't work, you will be refunded in full."

With Mr. Xue guaranteeing the ticket, the man happily went out to get the medicine.

After the man left, Xue Rende stroked his beard and said, "Dabao, the dose of medicine you took is a bit high!"

"Severe illness requires strong medicine!" Dabao said with a chuckle, "Why did three or five medicines cure the disease in the past, but now thirty or fifty medicines don't work? It's because the medicine is not as effective as before."

Xue Rende nodded in agreement, and continued to stroll around the room.

Not long after, another rich woman with jewels came in, and Xue Rende recommended her to Dabao just like before.

Dabao glanced at her face and asked, "What's wrong?"

The rich woman didn't expect Mr. Xue's apprentice to be so young, but he was almost as good-looking as he was. She couldn't compare with the fair faces she had raised. She said coquettishly, "Brother Doctor, it hurts and itches down there, do you need to take off your pants?"

Nima, who is over 50 years old, still pretending to be young, and still playing hooligans to himself, Dabao has goosebumps all over his body, he doesn't know how to look at this rich woman's fat butt, and said impatiently: "Have you had surgery for hemorrhoids? "

"I did it, and I committed it again after a year." The rich woman continued to say in a coquettish voice, "Yo! Brother doctor, how do you know that my slave has hemorrhoids, not my little sister?"

It was the first time for Xue Rende to see this kind of person at such an advanced age. He was ashamed and flustered when he insisted on pretending to be a little girl in his 50s and was shameless.

Resisting the urge to vomit, Dabao took out a silver needle from the silver needle box on the table, disinfected it with alcohol, and said, "Open your mouth and close your teeth."

"Huangdi Neijing" mentioned that there are two ways to treat hemorrhoids.

One is to treat the lower disease and treat the upper part, and cut the mouth for treatment. Sesame-sized nodules are generally visible on the frenulum of hemorrhoid patients. The doctor opens the upper lip with his left hand, and uses a three-edged needle to aim at the nodules on the frenulum or the gingiva at the root of the frenulum. 1 drop of bloodletting by puncturing at the Jiao point, squeeze with hand for less bleeding, and routine local disinfection after operation.

The second is hemorrhoid picking therapy to treat hemorrhoids: patients with hemorrhoids must have hemorrhoids on the back, use a thick needle to pierce the hemorrhoids, pick out fibrous objects, and it is advisable to pick 1-2 at a time.

Dabao chose the first method, which is to release black poisonous blood at the Jiangjiao point for the rich woman, disinfect it with an alcohol swab, and get three needles at the Jianjing point at Fengchi point, because her hemorrhoids are more serious, just to be on the safe side , and prescribed a prescription for her, the prescription is very simple, [-] grams of bear bile powder, one gram a day, taken with warm water.

There are many prescriptions for treating hemorrhoids, Dabao chose the simplest and most expensive one, who made the rich woman sick to him.

After the rich woman left, another couple came in, both of them looked young.

As usual, after Dabao's consultation, he knew that the couple wanted a child, but they couldn't conceive anyway. After checking the woman's pulse, it turned out that it was palace cold, and the man didn't need it, because he took out a hospital test Single, it turned out to be low sperm motility.

Dabao prescribed a prescription for invigorating blood and warming the palace and five sons derived soup for the two, and the couple left with gratitude.

Then eight patients came in one after another. Dabao prescribed expensive medicines for rich people, and cheap ones for those without money. Anyway, they were all cured, but the duration of the curative effect was different.

Xue Rende nodded as he watched from the sidelines. The doctors are benevolent. When encountering patients with family difficulties, they must spend the least amount of money to cure their illnesses. Only in this way can they be worthy of their conscience.