The ghost king also bared his teeth from being scolded, cold sweat dripping down his forehead.

Ye Qing on the side is very proud.

Especially when I saw the ghost king, who seemed to be urinating, he suddenly farted and broke the urine bubbles, so I was extremely happy.

But the ghost king is not a vegetarian either, he moved his jaw and started to fight back.

"Don't think that I can't scold you because you are a woman. I am surprised. You said that you are a good woman in all aspects. Why do you open your mouth and smell like manure, as if you have eaten expired garlic? ,
Look at your big lips, it looks like a big ball that has been fried, did you not see the road clearly before you came here, fell into the sewer, or fell you like an aluminum alloy window trough of,

I look at your eyes that look like open crotch pants, I really want to give you a kick at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint, and then with the impact force of a pole vault, directly kick you back into your mother's stomach, let you reshape you that humble image,

As a woman, I didn't provoke you or provoke you. It's like menopausal syndrome. Let me scold you when you come here. Are you cheap? "

Ye Qing took a pen, and laughed while taking notes.

These are very useful things, write them down, and save them for scolding others in the future.

Granny Meng rolled up her sleeves and said with a sneer, "You still have the face to criticize me here? You just wrapped wool around your head and bumped into a telegraph pole. still love,
No one buries you when you die, so I finally picked up a coffin, but it was not covered, put it in the coffin, and put it like a cabbage for you, you rushed to reincarnate, the bad guys kicked you, and you still think you are Dongfang undefeated,
People drag you around when you shit, what achievements and capabilities do you have?Have you ever participated in a who's who?You fail as a human being, but you are helpless as a ghost. You tie a broken hemp rope around your neck, and you forcefully wear a high-end tie.
You wear eye-catching leather shoes and pretend to be famous international brands. I really want to stuff you into a cesspit and irrigate you with excrement and urine! "

After this set, the ghost king who scolded him took several steps with his legs.

Then he said with a serious face: "Could it be that you are the legendary scolding god?"

Meng Po sneered, and said disdainfully: "You are my grandson who scolds the gods. You are not even as good as my grandson. You can make me scold you because you have accumulated virtue in eight lifetimes. You can hear my old lady's voice.
It is your father and mother who saved the Milky Way in the previous life. You can stand in front of me. It is the blessing that you burned [-] incense sticks. You go to heaven, and I can scold you until you have no face to see your father.
If you fall to the ground, I can scold you until your soul flies away. If you cry, I can scold you to be depressed. If you laugh, I can scold you to be mad. If you sigh, I can scold you so much that you drink water and fart. You close your eyes. , I scold you till you die,

You open your eyes, I scold you until your nose and mouth are bleeding, you want to let go of yourself in front of me, unless the sky is shattered, otherwise I will scold you for ten lives and make you cry, laugh, and exhaust yourself, Pain to death, want to die, suffocate to death, sick to death, stupid to death! "

After the words fell, the ghost king vomited blood directly.

Then he fell straight to the ground, still vomiting blood, like a fucking fountain.

Granny Meng scolded.

"Do you think that if you lie down, you are the winner in life? Do you think that if you vomit blood, you don't need to wear a trouser fork? Do you think that someone will pinch you because you have cramp?
Don't have this dream, you are dead, I will beat gongs and drums, flags fluttering, you are dead, I will add bastard to Mengpo soup, stew a pot of big tonic soup, drink for free for days and nights,
Why don't you die?Are you going to trample on the dignity of death by me?Do you say you are cheap, and you yourself say you are not good? "

After the words fell, the ghost king shouted loudly: "Ah, I can't take it anymore!"

The ghost king was completely heartbroken by being scolded, so he punched his own head hard.

Immediately, the beating was a brain burst, and the ghost died.

Ye Qing shouted extremely excitedly: "Beautiful, powerful, cool!"

Granny Meng immediately scolded: "What are you doing? Did your father find you a stepmother? Did you like this? What did you promise me before? Call me now, hurry up, or I won't go anywhere, and I will just follow you and scold you." , I can scold you to bloom,
Hurry up and call mom, don't be silly! "

Ye Qing regretted it a bit, he would have known better if he hadn't made this bet at the time.

Face it now.

But Meng Po sneered again: "Why, you feel wronged. Let me tell you the truth, it is your blessing to be able to call me mother. I have lived for thousands of years, and all your grandpas combined are not as old as me." big,
Do you feel wronged by asking you to call me mom?Hurry up! "

Ye Qing shook his head.

Anyway, there is no harm in recognizing Po Meng as a mother.

So he cleared his throat, and immediately shouted: "Godmother, I wish you more and more beautiful, more energetic, more coquettish, men chase after, old men want, give birth to a precious child early, some laugh!"

The angry Meng Po scolded directly: "Get out of your father, I don't bother to talk to you, but you call me godmother, I am very happy and in a good mood, so I won't scold you today.

Remember to go to the underworld in the future, mention my name, it will work everywhere, I will go back! "

After the words fell, Po Meng waved her hand to open the passage to the underworld, stepped in and disappeared without a trace.

Ding dong.

[Congratulations to the host, successfully completed the task with a little shamelessness, +1000 points, +10 lucky value, +1 chance of lucky draw. 】

[Congratulations to the host, successfully upgraded the level, Arhat. 】

[System Reminder: The host has received a level-up reward, the Prajna Buddha Mantra. 】

[Prajna Buddha mantra is a mantra to imprison Buddha, cast this mantra to imprison all demons and ghosts! 】

[System Reminder: The new system function is activated to enhance the attack power. 】

[Enhancing the attack power can increase the host's basic attack power for all attacks on Dharma, but each time it can only be used for 30 seconds. 】

Ye Qing was very pleasantly surprised.

Now that I am an Arhat, I have acquired new skills and new system functions.

Although these functions are still somewhat limited.

But it's better than nothing.

Especially the Prajna Buddha Mantra, with this skill, wouldn't anyone who pretends to be a force on him in the future be able to imprison him directly?
Then he can punch uppercuts, left uppercuts, combination punches, and Haoyou can hit whatever he wants.

And the one that increases attack power.

Although only 30 seconds are available, it is enough to use at critical times.

Although it is only 30 seconds, but sometimes, these 30 seconds can easily kill a ghost king.

And now my basic combat power is 10000. If I increase the attack power, isn't that the attack power of 20000+?
Thinking of this, Ye Qing can't wait to use these two skills.

But these are not in a hurry, there are many tasks, and there will always be opportunities to be useful, so don't rush for a while.

Let Ye Lichang log off the mission now.

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