Wulu Hongyang was stunned.
"Can you invite Po Meng? Even the King of the Ten Palaces of Pluto went around when he saw her. You asked her to scold people for you? What do you think of you?"
Ye Qing smiled calmly: "Then don't worry about it, Shanren has his own tricks, just take me to the underworld!"
Wulu Hongyang wanted to see how Ye Qing could invite Granny Meng.
He simply agreed to his request and immediately opened the passage to the underworld.
The two came to the gate of Fengdu City one by one.
When Yincha saw Wulu Hongyang, they all lowered their heads in fright.
After all, Wulu Hongyang is in the underworld, and is also at the level of the ghost king, and those errands are similar to the gatekeepers of the community.
When you see the big boss, you dare to stare straight at him?
He has been constipated for ten years because he can fight five ways of Hongyang.
Fengdu City still looks like a ghost, and there is nothing to see before and after.
The two arrived at the Naihe Bridge all the way.
Still some distance away, I heard Granny Meng swearing again.
"This is Mengpo soup, not mineral water. You came here to quench your thirst? Drink half a pot by yourself, want to be reincarnated as a dog in the next life, and use urine to make [-] marks a day?
And that girl in the red dress, hurry up and drink, don't be too blah, otherwise you won't be able to cross the bridge of Naihe, you will miss the time of reincarnation, and you will most likely be an animal in your next life! "
Wulu Hongyang looked at Ye Qing with gnawing eyes, and said helplessly: "Go by yourself, I'll wait for you here, don't say I didn't warn you, with your eloquence in front of Granny Meng, you're courting death! "
Ye Qing chuckled.
"Don't worry about it, just wait here!"
After finishing speaking, Ye Qing swaggered towards Naihe Bridge.
When Po Meng saw Ye Qing, she snorted coldly, and said contemptuously: "This underworld doesn't look like a underworld anymore, living people can come here at will, so why don't we let the underworld also open the Yangshi tourism project,
The key is to have a living person, and one so disgusting, I want to drink a bowl of Meng Po soup, to erase the memories of seeing this idiot! "
Ye Qing was already prepared, so he wasn't angry, instead he said contemptuously: "Amitabha, you only have the ability to scold me, if you find someone who can scold people better than you, they can scold you like a broken flower in minutes willow!"
Meng Po said very disdainfully: "It's useless if you don't tell me these things. I'm broken, and I'm better than you, a guy with nothing in my crotch. Get the hell out of me. Don't disturb my sacred work." Work!"
The aggressive method doesn't work at all.
But Ye Qing has a second plan.
He then smiled lightly, touched his bald head and said: "I don't look down on you, really, you're just good at these ghosts, if you let me convince you, go and call me a ghost king,
If you can scold him, I will call you mom when I see you in the future, okay? "
Granny Meng looked at Ye Qing coldly, and said with a murderous expression: "Is this true? If I win the scolding, you will be my son from now on. If I tell you to dance, you can dance, and if I tell you to lie down, you can lie down!" "
"Of course it's true, what if you lose?" Ye Qing said unconvinced.
"If I lose, I'll be your daughter. I'll do whatever you want me to do. I've never lost by swearing. Where is the ghost king? Take me there now!"
"follow me!"
Granny Meng immediately threw the spoon in Yin Er's face behind her, causing blood to bleed from the beating of Yin Er's teeth.
Then they followed Ye Qing and joined the five routes of Hongyang.
Seeing Wulu Hongyang, Granny Meng stared coldly, and said, "Are you still alive? I didn't see you today, so I thought you and Sikong Guizun, that dead glass, were crushed for love together!"
Wulu Hongyang didn't talk to him, but with a bitter face, he opened the passage, followed by a jump, and then disappeared.
Whenever Wulu Hongyang dared to say a word, Po Meng would scold him until he became a monk.
When we came to the shopping mall, it happened to be three o'clock in the middle of the night, the security knew who Ye Qing was, and immediately opened the door to let Ye Qing enter the shopping mall.
Granny Meng followed behind Ye Qing, but the security guard couldn't see him, and thought Ye Qing was the only one.
Walking into the shopping mall, Ye Qing said in a low voice: "Sister-in-law, wait a minute, I'll get that ghost king out first, and then you can enjoy yourself to your heart's content!"
"Hurry up, don't be silly, why do you look like Tang Monk, did your mother drink ink when she gave birth to you?"
Ye Qing grinned vigorously.
I love to talk to her, and I deserve to be scolded.
When he came to the third floor, Ye Qing asked the system.
"The system, to put it bluntly, can it scan the ghost king?"
【System scanning...】
[No trace of the ghost king has been detected, the host can look for it by himself! 】
Ye Qing shook his head helplessly, as usual, put a wig on his head, and went into the fitting room.
This trick is indeed very useful.
The ghost king who was sleeping on the roof suddenly heard a sound and immediately floated to the third floor.
Another gorgeous descent, but this time he looked at the face in the mirror first.
Seeing that it was Ye Qing again, the Ghost King turned around and left.
Ye Qing followed closely, and said disdainfully: "What, are you scared? Why are you leaving? Keep cursing!"
The ghost king said disgustedly: "I scolded you to belittle my mouth and lower my IQ. You should find a place where no one is around, then open your trousers and quietly look at your trousers. Think about why you came to this world!"
Ye Qing smiled triumphantly: "Amitabha, you can be arrogant with me now, but you will know how powerful you are after a while, come on stage, sister-in-law!"
The ghost king turned around suddenly, and Po Meng had appeared behind him, looking at him with contempt.
Seeing that she was still a beautiful woman, the ghost king chuckled, and said dissatisfied: "Oh, I'm going, I'm looking for help? My mother-in-law, I think she is a shrew, and she covered her face. What are you doing? I'm sorry! The wickedness of human beings has acted,
Make you ashamed to see others?In front of brother, you don't have to be afraid, let me see your little face, can you make me feel passionate! "
Meng Po narrowed her eyes coldly, an incomparably domineering aura erupted instantly.
"Do you have the ability to be passionate? Don't even look at your noodle face that seems to have broken more than 700 sections. You still have the guts to say that you are the king of ghosts. Your father walked down the aisle and had his head shaved.
You have two more legs than your father, and you still have more chins than your father, look at your dead face, you are a scumbag as a human being, and you are short-sighted as a ghost.
Let’s not talk about anything else, let’s just talk about your ugly face, it’s like Dou Dizhu makes people get beaten three times and two, and they are stupefied, and talking about your eyes, it’s like the red one that a motherfucker puts in her trousers like a diaper,
With slanted eyebrows and crooked eyes, grinning teeth, and a foolish radiance like a rotten vegetable heart, I wonder if you are dead, and you let the dog piss on your face, leaving a mark?I see you want to throw up! "
"Can you invite Po Meng? Even the King of the Ten Palaces of Pluto went around when he saw her. You asked her to scold people for you? What do you think of you?"
Ye Qing smiled calmly: "Then don't worry about it, Shanren has his own tricks, just take me to the underworld!"
Wulu Hongyang wanted to see how Ye Qing could invite Granny Meng.
He simply agreed to his request and immediately opened the passage to the underworld.
The two came to the gate of Fengdu City one by one.
When Yincha saw Wulu Hongyang, they all lowered their heads in fright.
After all, Wulu Hongyang is in the underworld, and is also at the level of the ghost king, and those errands are similar to the gatekeepers of the community.
When you see the big boss, you dare to stare straight at him?
He has been constipated for ten years because he can fight five ways of Hongyang.
Fengdu City still looks like a ghost, and there is nothing to see before and after.
The two arrived at the Naihe Bridge all the way.
Still some distance away, I heard Granny Meng swearing again.
"This is Mengpo soup, not mineral water. You came here to quench your thirst? Drink half a pot by yourself, want to be reincarnated as a dog in the next life, and use urine to make [-] marks a day?
And that girl in the red dress, hurry up and drink, don't be too blah, otherwise you won't be able to cross the bridge of Naihe, you will miss the time of reincarnation, and you will most likely be an animal in your next life! "
Wulu Hongyang looked at Ye Qing with gnawing eyes, and said helplessly: "Go by yourself, I'll wait for you here, don't say I didn't warn you, with your eloquence in front of Granny Meng, you're courting death! "
Ye Qing chuckled.
"Don't worry about it, just wait here!"
After finishing speaking, Ye Qing swaggered towards Naihe Bridge.
When Po Meng saw Ye Qing, she snorted coldly, and said contemptuously: "This underworld doesn't look like a underworld anymore, living people can come here at will, so why don't we let the underworld also open the Yangshi tourism project,
The key is to have a living person, and one so disgusting, I want to drink a bowl of Meng Po soup, to erase the memories of seeing this idiot! "
Ye Qing was already prepared, so he wasn't angry, instead he said contemptuously: "Amitabha, you only have the ability to scold me, if you find someone who can scold people better than you, they can scold you like a broken flower in minutes willow!"
Meng Po said very disdainfully: "It's useless if you don't tell me these things. I'm broken, and I'm better than you, a guy with nothing in my crotch. Get the hell out of me. Don't disturb my sacred work." Work!"
The aggressive method doesn't work at all.
But Ye Qing has a second plan.
He then smiled lightly, touched his bald head and said: "I don't look down on you, really, you're just good at these ghosts, if you let me convince you, go and call me a ghost king,
If you can scold him, I will call you mom when I see you in the future, okay? "
Granny Meng looked at Ye Qing coldly, and said with a murderous expression: "Is this true? If I win the scolding, you will be my son from now on. If I tell you to dance, you can dance, and if I tell you to lie down, you can lie down!" "
"Of course it's true, what if you lose?" Ye Qing said unconvinced.
"If I lose, I'll be your daughter. I'll do whatever you want me to do. I've never lost by swearing. Where is the ghost king? Take me there now!"
"follow me!"
Granny Meng immediately threw the spoon in Yin Er's face behind her, causing blood to bleed from the beating of Yin Er's teeth.
Then they followed Ye Qing and joined the five routes of Hongyang.
Seeing Wulu Hongyang, Granny Meng stared coldly, and said, "Are you still alive? I didn't see you today, so I thought you and Sikong Guizun, that dead glass, were crushed for love together!"
Wulu Hongyang didn't talk to him, but with a bitter face, he opened the passage, followed by a jump, and then disappeared.
Whenever Wulu Hongyang dared to say a word, Po Meng would scold him until he became a monk.
When we came to the shopping mall, it happened to be three o'clock in the middle of the night, the security knew who Ye Qing was, and immediately opened the door to let Ye Qing enter the shopping mall.
Granny Meng followed behind Ye Qing, but the security guard couldn't see him, and thought Ye Qing was the only one.
Walking into the shopping mall, Ye Qing said in a low voice: "Sister-in-law, wait a minute, I'll get that ghost king out first, and then you can enjoy yourself to your heart's content!"
"Hurry up, don't be silly, why do you look like Tang Monk, did your mother drink ink when she gave birth to you?"
Ye Qing grinned vigorously.
I love to talk to her, and I deserve to be scolded.
When he came to the third floor, Ye Qing asked the system.
"The system, to put it bluntly, can it scan the ghost king?"
【System scanning...】
[No trace of the ghost king has been detected, the host can look for it by himself! 】
Ye Qing shook his head helplessly, as usual, put a wig on his head, and went into the fitting room.
This trick is indeed very useful.
The ghost king who was sleeping on the roof suddenly heard a sound and immediately floated to the third floor.
Another gorgeous descent, but this time he looked at the face in the mirror first.
Seeing that it was Ye Qing again, the Ghost King turned around and left.
Ye Qing followed closely, and said disdainfully: "What, are you scared? Why are you leaving? Keep cursing!"
The ghost king said disgustedly: "I scolded you to belittle my mouth and lower my IQ. You should find a place where no one is around, then open your trousers and quietly look at your trousers. Think about why you came to this world!"
Ye Qing smiled triumphantly: "Amitabha, you can be arrogant with me now, but you will know how powerful you are after a while, come on stage, sister-in-law!"
The ghost king turned around suddenly, and Po Meng had appeared behind him, looking at him with contempt.
Seeing that she was still a beautiful woman, the ghost king chuckled, and said dissatisfied: "Oh, I'm going, I'm looking for help? My mother-in-law, I think she is a shrew, and she covered her face. What are you doing? I'm sorry! The wickedness of human beings has acted,
Make you ashamed to see others?In front of brother, you don't have to be afraid, let me see your little face, can you make me feel passionate! "
Meng Po narrowed her eyes coldly, an incomparably domineering aura erupted instantly.
"Do you have the ability to be passionate? Don't even look at your noodle face that seems to have broken more than 700 sections. You still have the guts to say that you are the king of ghosts. Your father walked down the aisle and had his head shaved.
You have two more legs than your father, and you still have more chins than your father, look at your dead face, you are a scumbag as a human being, and you are short-sighted as a ghost.
Let’s not talk about anything else, let’s just talk about your ugly face, it’s like Dou Dizhu makes people get beaten three times and two, and they are stupefied, and talking about your eyes, it’s like the red one that a motherfucker puts in her trousers like a diaper,
With slanted eyebrows and crooked eyes, grinning teeth, and a foolish radiance like a rotten vegetable heart, I wonder if you are dead, and you let the dog piss on your face, leaving a mark?I see you want to throw up! "
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