Fengshen: Misidentified Duobao as the eldest brother at the beginning

"Dohau giegie!~"

"Talk to us quickly!~"

"Eight days later, on March [-]th, we Chaoge City, what happened!~"

Although I feel very contemptuous and contemptuous of Du Hao's act of pretending to be X in my heart, but after all, everyone still can't hold back their eager curiosity.
They cast expectant gazes at Du Hao one after another.

The first one who couldn't sit still was Athena,

Jiao Didi's trembling voice, combined with a voice like ice cubes hitting,
It directly made Du Hao numb to the bone,

As if suffering from schizophrenia in an instant,
The whole body has become limp and trampled, exhausted all over,

Even his legs were so soft that he couldn't stand still.

"Huh? Huh! Okay!"

"Xiao Saori, my baby!~"

"You asked me what fluid I lost, that was the night I missed you!~"

Suddenly, Du Hao didn't know what he was talking nonsense,
Anyway, I have been confused by the charming voice and graceful body, and I can't tell the north, south, east, and west.

The only thing sober is,

He also recognized Athena dangling in front of his eyes.

"Pfft!"

"Pfft!"

Two lines of nosebleeds shot out from the two black nostrils in an instant.

Tick ​​tock fell to the ground, like two gurgling brooks.

But Du Hao didn't realize it,

He didn't have the heart to pay attention to these at the moment.

This kind of hindsight,

Of course it wasn't because Athena's charm disturbed his mind,

It's because after successfully pretending to be coercive, I really enjoy the feeling of being watched by the stars.

"Well, that's really it!"

"Believe it or not, anyway, I believe it!~"

While Du Hao was meditating in his heart, he squeezed out a smile as bright as the sun on his face,

In his previous life, he had read countless novels where the main characters pretended to be aggressive,
deeply understand,
If you want to pretend to be a good X,

Personality and so on must be full on the whole line!

"Ha, in fact, there is nothing special about the so-called big event that is about to happen,"

Du Hao's voice is low and full of magnetism, and his breath is also thick and long, which seems to be slow and uncluttered.
The kung fu of pretending to be X can be said to be top-notch.

Everyone's appetite was pushed to a higher level by Du Hao's hand.

Listening to Du Hao's unhurried tone,
Everyone even started to become anxious.

"Eight days later, on March [-]th, Emperor Xin of Zhou will go to the Nuwa Palace in the southern suburbs to offer incense."

At this point, Du Hao stopped abruptly.

Tongtian: That's it?
Duobao: That's it?
ATHENA: That's it?

Di Xin: This is considered a ball, the widow goes every year, it’s just a prescribed movement! ~
Nüwa: What is this (⊙o⊙)?The young man from Dixin comes every year, it's just a prescribed action! ~
Big Yellow Dog: The voice of the owner tells me that he is brewing a bigger X!

Sure enough, just when everyone was aggrieved and their eyes showed the sullen look of feeling that they were being played,

Du Hao suddenly broke the awkward silence, and continued,

"Although it is a custom every year for King Zhou to send incense to Nuwa's Palace, this year's incense is different from previous years!"

The faces of everyone at the scene changed from sullen to surprised in an instant, and their mouths unconsciously opened into an O shape, the kind that could hold the next steamed bun.

"Because this year, King Zhou will lead a full set of civil and military officials to go there!~"

Everyone's faces suddenly became sullen: This is nothing new! ?According to Yin Shang practice, every leap year, the ceremony of descending incense in Nuwa Palace will be held more grandly, and all civil and military officials in the court must participate; but in ordinary years, the ceremony is simple, only needing Zhou The king can take part with a group of important officials.

Isn't this the big and small years in the sacrificial ceremony?

Mr. Du Hao used this to talk about things, he was purely teasing us, making fun of us! ?
Gan!
Gan Gan Gan Gan Gan! ~
But at this time, Du Hao's voice sounded again,

"But the full set of civil and military officials is not the point, and even more surprising things will happen later!"

Everyone's mouths opened again into an O shape, the kind that could stuff a big iron ball!
Wow!

Can you speak nicely,
Can you finish the sentence at once?
can it? ~
To be honest, everyone's mentality is broken at the moment,
But strong curiosity,

Du Hao, who forced them to behave obediently, whetted his appetite and pricked up his ears to hear Du Hao's next words.

Especially Athena and Dixin, because it is related to themselves,
Therefore, listening is also extraordinarily hard,
The ears stand up high, like a rabbit has become a sperm.

"When King Zhou lowered the cigarettes, suddenly a strange wind blew,"

"This gust of wind is terrible. There are gusts of chills, whistling, and it blows on people's faces and arms, like a blade. Cut off a piece of it!~”

"Then, the gust of wind blew towards the curtain in front of the statue of Empress Nuwa, and immediately rolled up the curtain!~"

Speaking of this, the dignified expression on Du Hao's face instantly became serious.

And the people who listened carefully showed their panic even more as Du Duhao's tone and expression changed.
The O shape of the mouth is also opened wider.

Especially Athena and Nuwa, the two were originally very pretty and delicate Yin Tao Xiaozuier,
At this moment, it is also unsightly and wide open,
Anyway, it's the kind that can easily make people think of no evil.

After Du Hao earned enough of everyone's mentality, he continued to speak unhurriedly just now,

"After the curtain was blown up by the wind, the golden image of Empress Nuwa was revealed!"

Everyone was sullen: Damn!Are you playing tricks on purpose, the wind blows the curtain and reveals the sacred image, what the hell is nothing more than a normal thing! ~You have the mentality of a chicken, thinking that some major event is about to happen!Gan!
Du Hao: "Empress Nuwa's icon is golden, but there is another very strange thing!"

Everyone was curious: Wow!What's weird?
Du Hao: "Empress Nuwa is so beautiful!~"

Everyone sullen:
Du Hao: "After seeing the beauty of Empress Nuwa, I didn't expect that King Zhou would do something very unexpected!"

Everyone is curious: .!

Du Hao: "I saw that King Zhou stepped forward and took a good look at the statue of Empress Nuwa!"

Everyone sullen:!

Du Hao: "Actually, looking at the sacred image of Empress Nuwa is a harmless act. After all, the sacred image is there for people to admire and worship!"

"But I never thought that King Zhou would make a bolder move next!"

Everyone sullen:!

Du Hao: "Actually reciting a poem is not a big deal. Since ancient times, literati and poets like to dance and write in temples and pagodas. It is really normal, and there is really no need to make a fuss!"

"But the strange thing is that this poem is written in a place that shouldn't be written!"

Everyone is curious: .!

Du Hao: "King Zhou actually wrote poems on the pink and white walls of Nuwa Palace!"

Everyone sullen:!

Du Hao: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh~ why do you have such expressions?! Although it's very common for literati and poets to write inscriptions and poems on the walls here, but in my hometown, such behavior is appropriate. It is extremely uncivilized, it belongs to graffiti and destroys cultural relics at will, it is subject to moral condemnation, and if the circumstances are serious, it will also bear civil or criminal legal responsibility!"

"Okay, okay, don't look at me with that expression, I know that you people who have nine years of compulsory education without experience can't understand such profound moral and legal knowledge at all!"

"Actually, my son has not wronged King Zhou at all. If you feel that there is no problem with that poem written on the white wall, then in terms of content, this poem is a proper obscene poem. Don't you think so?" no problem?"

Everyone was amazed and shocked!It's all unbelievable.

Including rhubarb dog,
Five pairs of big and round Kazilan stared straight at Du Hao, as if flowers could grow on the latter's face.

"what? What?"

"Your widow, then King Zhou actually inscribed a poem on the wall of Nuwa Palace, and it was a silver poem?"

Is this true? Why did King Zhou do this?It doesn't make sense at all
The first one who couldn't sit still was naturally Di Xin,

After all, it's about me, so I have to pay more attention.

Originally, Di Xin also spoke to Du Hao, listening to it as if he were listening to a story,

Although he knew that Du Hao was a super terrifying existence that surpassed Dao Saint,
But anyway,
things that happen in the future,

Especially things related to the saint and himself, the king of the human race, in the future,
That is definitely a secret of the highest level.

Tianji is the fundamental existence related to the operation of the laws of heaven.

If the secret is leaked,
Especially if the secrets of the heavens at the most core level are leaked, it will seriously interfere with the normal operation of the law of chaos!
Therefore, Tiandao has always guarded the secrets of heaven as its most precious asset,
Once someone dares to leak the secret,
Heaven will make the most severe punishment,

So as to achieve the purpose of imitating others!

These principles belong to the common sense in the prehistoric world,
Because of this, Di Xin didn't believe that there was anyone in this world who would dare to leak secrets at will.

Even if there is a terrifying existence as strong as Mr. Du Hao, he absolutely dare not! ~
So before Di Xin always thought that what Du Hao said about the March [-]th happened,
It's all just the latter's whim, making up random things, to attract everyone's attention, and to put it aside by the way.

Di Xin didn't particularly take it to heart.

But at this moment, the other party threw out a message that was enough to make his jaw drop without warning.

If this information is true,

Then don't talk about him, Emperor Xin, even the entire Great Shang Dynasty,

I'm afraid they will all be at stake!
Just kidding, dare to blatantly mention obscene poems to blaspheme Nuwa Empress in Nuwa Palace,
Did Di Xin think he had a long life?

The luck of the ten great Shang dynasties is not enough to calm the anger of Empress Nuwa! ~
So at this time, even if Di Xin didn't believe that Du Hao really dared to reveal the secret,

It is also necessary to pay [-] points to the prophecy Du Hao said,
The words of asking Du Hao the whole story became very excited and urgent.

It can be said that it is completely two styles from Di Xin's ambiguous and indifferent demeanor when facing Du Hao.

Di Xin's abnormal behavior surprised Du Hao slightly,
Not the fine one next to the word rice! ~
"Ashin, what's the matter with you?"

"My son is only talking about what King Zhou of Shang is about to do in Nuwa's Palace. What does it have to do with you?"

"You are so excited, what are you doing?!"

"Those who don't know think you are the fatuous Shang Zhou King Ben Zhou!"

Di Xin was quite annoyed when asked by Du Hao,
But he just couldn't vent it.

"Okay Du Hao, aren't you deceiving people too much!?"

"You clearly know that the widow is the King Zhou of Shang, but you still act like you don't know at all?"

"Isn't this mortal pretending a bit too much?!"

"And for no reason, he called this king a fatuous and senseless king!"

"This shit is deceiving too much! Where is the widow so stupid? How can he be innocent?"

"Obviously he is a good monarch who works hard to govern, is wise and mighty!"

"You don't want to be red-mouthed and white-teethed here, and you are innocent!"

"If it's not that the widow can't beat you, the widow will give you a few big ears now to make you sober!"

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"

At the end of the thought, Di Xin couldn't hide the pain and screamed crazily in his heart,

It can be said that the fragile little heart has completely broken its defenses at this moment! ~
Eyes filled with tears for a moment,

A pair of big brin brin eyes, staring straight at Du Hao with teary eyes,

A pitiful look of a man who does not flick his tears easily! ~
Du Hao suddenly became sad when he saw Di Xin's inexplicable, even tears fell on the spot,
Although it is very difficult to understand the strange brain circuit of the other party,

But seeing the miserable appearance of the other party, I couldn't bear it.

Therefore, in terms of tone, Du Hao softened a little.

"Oh! Little Xinxin, why are you crying all of a sudden?!"

"Didn't I just ask a little bit, why did you react so strongly to King Zhou of Shang?"

"Why did you become so sad!?"

"Sigh, I didn't expect you, a young man with a handsome, handsome appearance and extraordinary sunshine, to be so sentimental inside!"

"Don't cry anymore! Don't cry anymore! My son has decided not to question you anymore!"

Di Xin: I, Nima, don't question me anymore!Is it because of this that the widow is sad?
It's completely wrong with the bull's head!
The reason why the widow is sad is because you stinky Du Hao actually said that the widow is a fatuous and senseless king!

Mr. Du Hao, you pretending to be a mortal is really too much! ?
In Tianhe Villa, which person's real identity is unknown to you?

This mortal's acting, day by day, is too much into the drama, and he is almost becoming a master!

Du Hao's consolation,
It didn't make Di Xin feel better,

Instead, he became even more violent and angry.
It seems that my IQ has been greatly insulted!
"Ah Hao, you don't want to be a fool anymore, you see how anxious Ah Xin is by you?"

"Hurry up and answer the two questions Ashin Xin asked earlier!"

"Is it true what you said about King Zhou writing silver poems in Nuwa Palace?"

"King Zhou is the king of the great merchants. In the past, when he sent incense to Nuwa's palace, he was always well-behaved. There has never been any incident of exceeding etiquette."

"I don't know why, but this time you have to make such a rebellious and unethical move?"

At this time, Nuwa couldn't sit still anymore.

She saw that Du Hao had been entangled with Di Xin,

Nuwa took the initiative to replace it and asked Du Hao,
She wanted to dig out more secrets about her own future from Du Hao.

"Hahaha, Master, it turns out that you are also in such a hurry!~"

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll tell you right now, the real reason why King Zhou of Shang wrote obscene poems to desecrate Empress Nuwa when he descended the incense sticks!"