Fengshen: Misidentified Duobao as the eldest brother at the beginning

At this time, Tongtian and Duobao, who were eating beef stew with potatoes very intently,
He was also taken aback by Du Hao's sudden slap on the table,

Eyes that were almost completely closed,
Involuntarily opened it.

I have to say is,

This potato goulash is so delicious,

In addition, when eating, it is accompanied by the extreme flying feeling of breaking through the realm,
It is very similar to the experience of a single dog watching a hard drive wife in later generations,
So Tongtian and Duobao were unwilling to open their eyes,
If possible, they are willing to remain in that half-closed, half-asleep, and dazed state forever,
Anyway, it’s right to be very hypocritical, very nice, and very high-spirited.

So at this time, although the two of them opened their eyes,
But it only lasted for less than a second,

After looking up and down at Du Hao and sweeping it away,
The two of them continued to close their eyes again, and their thoughts were refocused on the fat and juicy chunks of beef in their mouths, as well as the crunchy mashed potatoes that melted in their mouths.

Chewing a bite of beef followed by a bite of potatoes, the chewiness and crunchiness coexist, the aroma of meat and the softness of mashed potatoes fly together, the saltiness is just right, the aftertaste is endless, it is really refreshing to fly.

Du Hao saw the intoxicated look of the two,

His face instantly carbonized,

It even became darker than Bao Qingtian of later generations.

"Nima!"

"This is the rhythm of completely deafening my son's words!"

"This son is all for the good of you two, do you know that?!",

"As far as the two of you are now, you are not even a monk in the golden core period. In this prehistoric era of conferring gods, where there are many big Luos like dogs and quasi-sages are walking all over the place, you can be poked and exploded by someone else with a single finger." Little Yu, you don't even have the power to struggle, don't you have some tricks in your heart?"

"What the hell are two trash snacks!"

Du Hao hated iron and steel so much that he cursed in his heart,

It can be said that he is quite unhappy with Tongtian and Duobao.

The big yellow dog lay motionless on the ground and watched with cold eyes,

By the way, use "He Xin Tong" to communicate with Du Hao's voice,
Immediately, quite a lot of emotions arose in my heart,

"Huh? Huh!~ It seems that the master of this deity really likes to pretend to be a mortal~ He is already invincible in the entire prehistoric world, but he has to pretend to be a very weak chicken, as if the next The Conferred God Quantity Tribulation seems like such a disaster to him, it's outrageous!~"

"Moreover, the master has always pretended not to know such great powers as Tongtian and Duobao, and even said that they haven't even reached the Golden Core stage!"

"Please, this is a heavenly saint, a quasi-sage peak, what are you talking about with me about the golden core stage?"

"As for the performance of the master, which is more pretending than the universe in his sleeves, this deity just wants to say,"

"Master, please teach me acting skills!~"

If Du Hao could know what Big Yellow Dog was thinking at this moment,
Then I will definitely feel that I am more wronged than Dou E,
He's really not an acting school,
But really don't know the identities of Tongtian and Duobao,

I don't even know my true strength,
If all this truth were known,
It is estimated that Du Hao will burst his heart directly and die on the spot.

He thinks he is very weak, but he has only one thought at this moment,
That is to do everything possible to survive this extremely dangerous Conferred God Quantity Tribulation.

Since he thought he was an ordinary mortal through and through, he couldn't cultivate at all,

So Duhau will all hope,

It all fell on Tongtian and Duobao.

After all, in Du Hao's view, these two are his master and cauldron, the people he can trust the most in this prehistoric world,

At the same time, the two are also Taoist monks whose physical aptitude conditions have reached the cultivation standard.

For owning a system dad. Ah no, Du Hao likes to call it a dog system now,

For a person with a dog system, as long as the other party has a physique that allows cultivation, even if it is a toad, Du Hao can feed it to a stuffed duck and turn it into a white swan! ~
In this prehistoric world where theocracy is supreme and power is paramount,
This kind of feeding, what a blessing it is,
But the hateful thing is that my own cauldron and master, for a pot of potato stewed beef,

Completely turning a blind eye to the supreme opportunity Fukuzawa presented to him.

This Du Hao can't bear it very much,
Even if the other party is his master and cauldron,
That's not okay either!
"Master, cauldron, what do you think of the upcoming Conferred God Quantity Tribulation?"

In order to arouse the attention of the two of them, Du Hao directly sacrificed the ultimate skill of "Yuan Fang, what do you think"!

Generally speaking,
Those who have eaten this nirvana,

As long as there is a little bit of pretending to be X in the heart,

In the next second, I will start to use my brain desperately and contribute my wisdom,
Therefore, this technique is definitely the only way to harvest the surplus value of other people's mental work.

"Uh-huh!"

"What do we think?"

Tongtian and Duobao looked at each other,
Then he lowered his head silently in a very tacit understanding, looking at his nose, his nose at his mouth, his mouth at his heart,

A very well-behaved and detached look,
"We ordinary people, casual cultivators in the wilderness, naturally sit in Tianhe Villa, move a bench to watch!~"

"It would be even better if I could eat Tuer/Adi's Potato Beef Stew while watching it!"

"At that time, the moon and the stars, the mountains and rivers will be silent, and our family will sit around the stone table in the yard, eating beef, drinking wine, blowing cowhide and singing songs. Isn't it a great joy in life, isn't it beautiful? It’s beautiful!~”

"It would be even better if there is good wine to accompany you at this time. By the way, is there wine in our villa?"

The two of them expressed all the longing in their hearts with one voice, and at the end, they made an excessive request to Du Hao for a drink.

Du Hao was blown away! ~
"What the hell are these crouching dragons and phoenixes? I asked them what they thought of Fengshenliangjie, and in the end they were able to talk about drinking for me!"

"My son seriously suspects that these two guys did it on purpose, and the purpose is to evade responsibility!"

"From this point of view, my master and cauldron are really the undefeated Dongfang Bubai in the scrap world!"

"It's wasteful and scheming!"

"However, if you play sloppy eyes in front of this young master, you are still a little tender, let's see if this young master tells you to submit obediently!~"

While thinking about it, Du Hao sneered in his heart, and his eyes became sharper.

"Master, the cauldron,"

"You guys are so right! The analysis of the current situation is simply penetrating, and the prediction of future trends is also well-founded and convincing!"

"Especially the overall grasp of the incident, it is simply insightful, seconds to the top!"

"After people listen to it, they can't help but be brought into the mysterious and mysterious realm of forgetting people and me, experience the deepest meaning of life, and generate a kind of introspection from the soul,"

"All of this boils down to one sentence, which is, "

"Master and cauldron, you guys are awesome!~"

Du Hao's eloquent conversation immediately stunned Tongtian and Duobao.
Even the whole body trembled visibly with the naked eye,
Beads of sweat the size of soybeans kept pouring out from the foreheads of the two of them,
It can be said that the reaction was very intense.

It's not like the way a fairy should be at all.

Seeing the performance of the two, Du Hao sneered even more in his heart,

"Haha, you two are so small~ you still dare to be sloppy in front of me?!"

"I don't know that my son was a frequent visitor to various microblog sites in his previous life, so he was given the nickname Little Prince?"

"Since you guys are laughing under my nose, then I will give you a water-to-water match to see who is the real little prince of blowing water, no!~"

"See who's the real Water Spraying Prince!"

"Hahahahahahaha!~"

Just when Du Hao was laughing like a barbell,
Tongtian and Duobao have completely fallen into a state of downtime,
The brain is completely white, and the whole area is blank.

This phenomenon occurred mainly because of being frightened!It's not the spirit next to Yonago, but the surprised Jing next to Shuxin!

As for why the two were so shocked,

First of all, they were very surprised by Du Hao's answer. Originally, they wanted to fool around casually, but they didn't expect the other party to directly praise them for their good words.
And even boasted such a long paragraph?What the hell is this? !
Secondly, they feel very unreasonable at this time,

After listening to Du Hao's very illogical, even clueless nagging,

His own cultivation has started to soar,

And the speed at which the cultivation base grows,

Even compared to eating the pile of potatoes and beef stew just now,

It's going to be several times faster.

This is simply not too outrageous!

"Could it be, is this Du Hao really able to improve the cultivation of others casually?! Even talking nonsense is fine?"

"My God, my God! We're not dreaming, are we?"

"Where did this terrifying existence come from?!"

In fact, Duobao and Tongtian already knew about Du Hao's terrifying power,

But there will be a feeling that the more you get in touch, the more terrifying the strength of the other party will be discovered,

It even has to be redefined every once in a while, and your three views will be refreshed anytime and anywhere, which is completely unfathomable.

This is not just as simple as terrifying strength,

It really will make people feel creepy and chills on the back,

It was as if the whole person had been thrown into an underground ice cellar in an extremely cold place,
Scalp tingling! ~
It is precisely because of this reason that Tongtian and Duobao look like a young girl in her seventies and eighties who sees the whole fruit. Ah, no
Like a super high-power piling machine of the later generations, after hearing Du Hao's completely incomprehensible words, he twitched crazily,
He completely lost the extraordinary and indifferent that a fairy god should have.

Of course Du Hao didn't know the true thoughts of the two of them,
He just felt from the astonished expression of the other party that his water spray had indeed achieved the expected effect, and he felt very relieved and proud.

"Ahem, that master, Daguo, how do you think about Fengshenliangjie? Although you two already have a high-level view, I still have some immature additions. I don't know if I should say it or not. speak?!"

Although he was secretly happy, but on the bright side, Du Hao was still very obedient and humble,

After all, he has always considered himself the junior of Tongtian and Duobao,

The etiquette that should be given should be given enough! ~
However, such a wave of operations, in the eyes of Tongtian, Duobao, Dixin, Athena, and even the big yellow dog on the side, feels a bit too deep into the drama.

"Oh, master's operation of pretending to be a mortal to experience life is really a bit too much!"

"Obviously, Tongtian and Duobao have been completely taken aback by you, why do you have to act so humble?"

"Especially, you are already an invincible existence in the secondary world of the Eastern Xuanmen, and even in the entire prehistoric world,"

"Why do you have to keep your mouth closed to measure the calamity? It's a terrifying sense of sight. In fact, except for the Titan King Cronus who transcended the entire prehistoric world, who else in the world can be the master? Where is your opponent?"

"For a super power like the master, this Conferred God Quantity Tribulation, isn't it a small and small little one!~"

"Master, you are so humble and low-key pretending to be a mortal, you are really suspicious of Versailles!"

At this time, even Athena, who had always been obsessed with Du Hao, couldn't stand it anymore, and began to express her dissatisfaction in her heart.

Pretending to be struck by lightning is really the truth that has not changed for thousands of years! ~
It's just that everyone treats Du Hao like this, Du Hao is really wronged!

Thankfully he didn't know anything.

Even Du Hao deliberately glanced at the scene at this time,
Seeing that everyone, including the big yellow dog, had put down their work, they were paying attention to him.

His face seemed to be covered with an expression of "I beg you, don't be a fool, let's move on."

This made Du Hao even more proud.

In fact, he didn't know that it was all a false appearance that everyone squeezed out like milking cows in order to cooperate with him in acting as a mortal.
Poor Du Hao is completely unaware.

"This is definitely a look of admiration, hahaha!~"

"No wonder in the novels I read in my previous life, so many people like to pretend to be aggressive. I have to say that the feeling of pretending to be aggressive is really great, even [-] times happier than that !"

"One word, absolutely!~"

"quack!"

Complacent, Du Hao couldn't help but start to have thoughts flying in his mind again, thinking wildly.

Even the corners of his mouth involuntarily opened by a wide margin,
There was constant dripping of saliva from the corner of the mouth.

He is very similar to the second idiot at the entrance of the village.

Everyone at the scene exclaimed again.

"This is really too much. It's just playing an ordinary person. You are not asked to play an idiot! Be normal!"

"Cough cough cough!~"

Du Hao also reacted suddenly, knowing that he had lost his composure, he hurriedly coughed to break the embarrassment, and brought his thoughts back on track by the way.

"Actually, I have some opinions about this Conferred God Quantity Tribulation!"

"Do you know what is the symbolic event that marked the beginning of the Conferred God Calamity?"

Everyone at the scene said in unison: "I don't know!"

Then, and then it was over, there was not a single extra word of inquiry, the situation that Du Hao had been looking forward to for seven days, all the stars competing to ask questions, did not happen at all.

"Hehe, you are the only one who can act, Mr. Du Hao. If we don't know how to act, we will give you a trick to play hard to get!~"

This is the real thought in the hearts of everyone at this time, so they clearly want to know that they are going to die, but they still have a very indifferent look on their faces.

"Ah this?"

Du Hao, who originally wanted to continue to reap a wave of pretentious pleasure, saw this situation, and his heart skipped a beat.

The expected effect can be said to have not been achieved at all.

Even speaking, there was a little embarrassment at the scene!

So the original pretentious routine is no longer good.

After letting himself go for a while, Du Hao finally decided to start talking properly and stop digging pits.

"Today is the seventh day of March,"

"Eight days after today, on March [-]th, a big event will happen in Chaoge City."

"And the occurrence of this major event will completely change the situation of the Three Realms and Six Realms, and it also marks the official start of the Conferred God Calamity, which will determine the fate of hundreds of millions of living beings and countless gods in the world!"

Having said this, Du Hao suddenly paused, abruptly interrupting his own words.

Big Yellow Dog: Crooked sun!Didn't your voice just tell me that you decided to speak up and stop digging holes?
Other people at the scene: Digging!Groove! !Du Hao, you little hot chick, you can't afford it, so engage in a sneak attack!Why did they dig such a big hole for us again in this place?Is it really that good to pretend to be X? !