Fengshen: Misidentified Duobao as the eldest brother at the beginning

The first time Tongtian pulled in the camera and aimed at Du Hao, he found a very familiar figure standing in front of Du Hao——Hongjun Patriarch!

This discovery directly caused Tongtian's head to bang, as if a nuclear bomb had exploded in his mind, and it was instantly blank and buzzing, falling into a downtime state.

Duobao on the side was also dumbfounded, the kind whose eyeballs were about to pop out.

No one thought that the majestic Taoist leader, ruler of heaven and earth, and sage of the Dao would personally bow down and run to Du Hao's Tianhe Villa,

What was even more unexpected was that this kind of existence that should have been aloof and detached from the mundane world,

He actually put down his sage face and attacked Mr. Du Hao directly.

"This seat has never seen such a brazen person!"

"Hey!"

A mouthful of thick yellow phlegm shot out directly from Tong Tian's mouth, with a heavy domineering force, like a bullet out of the chamber, it shot upward at a 45-degree angle.

Duobao watched from the side with black lines all over his head,
Beads of sweat kept oozing from his shiny forehead.

The phlegm spit out by Master is thick and sticky, and the force is strong. If you accidentally cum in someone's mouth, it's really. Ben Bao can only say that it tastes great.
"Master, Young Master Du Hao is being attacked by Master Hongjun, what should we do? It seems that this matter is a bit urgent!"

Duobao's face was full of seriousness, as if Tongtian's thick phlegm had never appeared before.

"Snapped!"

There was another explosion in the air!
The unicorn's right arm of Tongtian appeared on Duobao's cheek across time and space.

A bright red five-fingerprint is impressively in sight.

Taoist Duobao hurriedly covered his cheeks with his hands, tears of grievance swirled in Kazilan's big eyes.

"Brave! Stupid! Stupid!"

"If you have to think about such a trivial matter, what's the use of asking you, the chief disciple, to sit down?!"

"It's better to go home and sell sweet potatoes as an apprentice than to suffer for the teacher. Haven't you heard this famous saying?"

"Study hard, you!"

"Within ten breaths of your time, give me a practical rescue plan!"

Tongtian scolded Duobao all over his head and covered his face, as if he hated iron and steel.

But in fact, he himself was flustered and had no idea at all.

After all, it is his master Hongjun who is attacking Mr. Du Hao at this moment, an existence stronger than him by more than one grade,

In terms of going to the rescue, he is not enough with his sky-high strength and even the strength of the entire Jiejiao.

But at this time, Duobao came up to him ignorantly and asked which pot was left unopened and which pot to lift. Tongtian was of course very annoyed, and even conveniently vented all his anger on Duobao.

It can be seen that although Duobao's EQ of [-] cannot be said to be low, overall there is still a lot of room for improvement.

While clutching his swollen cheeks, Duobao could only swallow cold tears into his stomach, and hurriedly thought about the countermeasures to rescue Mr. Du Hao.

At this time, he didn't dare to be careless, because he knew that when Tongtian was angry, he would act secretly.
The slap just now made him very uncomfortable. Even with his quasi-sage and powerful physique, he still couldn't stop the continuous redness and swelling of his cheeks, just like steaming a steamed bun on his cheeks.

And if you don't follow Tongtian's request and come up with a specific rescue plan within ten breaths,
It is estimated that he is not far away from Tongtian's next big slap.

"Okay, you are a god, just wait for Benbao, one day Benbao will publicize the affair between you and the female snail saint!"

"Hmph! I know that bullying my lovely Benbao is really pissing me off! Draw a circle and curse you, heh heh heh heh!"

While thinking hard, Duobao still didn't forget to slander Tongtian viciously.

But at this moment, a bold idea suddenly flashed out of his head.

"Master, why don't we go to Wa Palace and ask Empress Nuwa!"

"After all, Empress Nuwa is also a saint, and she is also the ancestor of the human race, the master of the monster race, and also one of the only two beautiful goddesses recognized by the fairy world. If she can come forward, plus you, Master, the weight of the two saints , is far greater than a single saint.”

"If we can really invite Empress Nuwa, I believe Patriarch Hongjun will give us some face."

Duobao spoke convincingly, and there was a hint of excitement in her flickering little eyes.

Heart of beauty in everyone! ~
"Uh-huh!"

After Tongtian heard this suggestion, he was actually more excited than Duobao. After all, since he left Zixiao Palace, his heart had already flown to Nuwa.

Not seeing for half a day, like three autumns!
But the saint's personality still needs to be pretended, and he cannot be made to look like an ordinary person.
Be the kind of licking dog who yells "what kind of fluid is injected, I miss your fluid" every day.

So although Tongtian was excited at the moment, he didn't immediately express his approval on the spot.
Just in a very casual gesture, he hummed two harmless nasal sounds,
To show his aloof style.

Put your hands on your chest, touch your forehead, touch your mouth, touch your nose,
Hop left foot, hop right foot,
Flick the left ear, flick the right ear.
After pretending to meditate for 10 minutes,

Tongtian finally finished the performance,
He said in a very calm and heavy tone,
"Duobao obedient apprentice, after repeated consideration as a teacher, although your suggestion is full of loopholes, but now the situation is urgent, I can only reluctantly give it a try!"

"How about this, our master and apprentice will divide into two groups, you rush to Tianhe Villa first, and find a way to hold Patriarch Hongjun for a while, so that he will not pose a fatal threat to Mr. Du Hao for the time being!"

"As for my teacher, I have to go to the Wa Palace and ask Empress Nuwa to come out of the mountain. The road to the mountain is high and the road is long and obstructed. Such a difficult task can only be handed over to my teacher!"

After finishing speaking, Tong Tian closed his eyes tightly and stroked his beard with his hands, showing a very deep, righteous and responsible image of a good gang leader, a good school teacher, and a passionate and good man.

I damn fuck you!Obviously, he wanted to increase the chances of getting close to the Nuwa Empress, so he sent Ben Bao to be a cannon fodder to open the way!But it is so fresh and refined, righteous and awe-inspiring!
Also, if you feel that Benbao's plan is full of loopholes, then you just don't need to use it!Why do you have to talk so much in such a cheap way? !

It's like opening the door for a heifer stuffed with cucumbers, pretending to be home! ~
Who can tell Benbao how Master did all this?Behind all this, is the annihilation of conscience, the loss of morality, or the distortion of human nature? !
Taoist Duobao was slandering wildly in his heart, but his face had a downcast expression in a very timely manner, "Yes, I will obey Master's decree!"

Half an hour later, Daoist Duobao used the supernatural power of shrinking the ground into an inch, and rushed to the outside of Tianhe Villa without haste.

At this time, the development of the situation on Du Hao's side happened to be coming to an end.

Quietly, Duobao, who was hiding on an old locust tree beside a high wall somewhere in the villa, witnessed the scene of Du Hao flying up his palm and slapping Fei Hongjun hard, the kind of teeth that burst out.

Then, he saw that after Du Hao finished beating someone, he immediately took out a dark green heavy dress with a very strange shape as if he did not know where he was playing tricks. Hongjun's hand.

After witnessing all of this, Duobao felt extremely shocked in his heart, as if he saw Queen Mother Xi running naked in front of him with his own eyes.

"What are you thinking? You are not as good as a beast, how can you blaspheme the Queen Mother of the West like this! You are really too inappropriate!"

Duobao scolded himself severely in his heart, and even slapped himself lightly,

Well, it is said to be a slap, but it is actually similar to touching the cheek with a hand.

But such a small episode will not hinder his fear of the scene in front of him at all.

"No way, no way, what Ben Bao saw was true, right?!"

"The majestic ruler of heaven and earth, the leader of the Taoist sect, and the sage of the Dao, was actually slapped by Mr. Du Hao's big ears like a fool?"

"And after being drawn, it seems that Patriarch Hongjun didn't feel particularly uncomfortable, and didn't intend to punish him immediately?"

"And also accepted a piece of ordinary dark green clothes with a strange shape handed over by Mr. Du Hao?"

"Ancestor Hongjun, is he going to take the initiative to accept the fact that Mr. Du Hao gave him a big slap?"

"This is so outrageous. A majestic Daoist sage didn't even react at all after being slapped. He didn't even fart at all?"

"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it if I killed Ben Bao!"

"This is more exciting than seeing Queen Mother of the West running naked, no, it's even more incredible than seeing the sun come out from the west!"

"Abba aba aba!~"

Horrified, Duobao could only express the turmoil in his heart through Aba Aba in the end.

In fact, in the previous contact with Mr. Du Hao, Duo Bao always felt that this person was really not simple,
Although he can't feel any realm cultivation breath from him,

The appearance is no different from ordinary mortals,

However, there are so many magic cards and opportunities on his body that he will die.

Even casually making a cup of tea, casually cooking a meal, casually throwing a small iron pickle, and casually imparting a set of spells and supernatural powers will benefit him infinitely and Tongtian.

Even the realm cultivation base that has not moved at all for an unknown number of yuanhui and is as lifeless as a rock can be stimulated to loosen and grow by leaps and bounds, directly allowing them to see the hope of advancing to the realm again.

Therefore, Duobao and Tongtian have always been very uncertain about Mr. Du Hao's strength.

It's not like they haven't thought about it, saying that Mr. Du Hao's strength can be so high that they are all very surprised.

But they really never thought that the latter is a super terrifying existence that can play with a great saint like Hongjun in the palm of his hand.

So scary! ~
Therefore, when Duobao saw the scene in front of him, the shock in his heart was completely conceivable.
It's no surprise that it's abba aba directly.

But at this time,
Tong Tian also managed to arrive at the scene, and behind him was a world-renowned beauty with the unique charm of oriental beauties. Needless to say, this must be Empress Nuwa.

At this time, Nuwa, after the turmoil in the Zixiao Palace during the day, has already had a deeper understanding of the leader of Tongtian. Anyway, she just feels very responsible, very manly, and has abs. There is no small favor.

Therefore, when Master Tongtian arrived at Wa Palace and explained his intentions,
Nuwa followed Tongtian to Tianhe Villa without saying a word.

At this time, Tongtian saw his precious disciple, squatting on an old locust tree with his plump buttocks pouted, staring at the scene in Tianhe Villa,

Like an LSP peeking at a good girl taking a shower,
Don't get angry!