Fengshen: Misidentified Duobao as the eldest brother at the beginning

"Okay, okay, don't engage in this vain etiquette!"

Tong Tian waved his hand, obviously a little impatient.

But it's not his fault at all.

After all, the current situation is much more critical than he expected.

"How did you implement my decree before?"

Tong Tian went straight to the point and asked straight to the face.

"Since the master promulgated the jade plate decree of 'close the cave door, quietly recite the three or two volumes of Huangting; throw yourself into the Western Land, and have celebrities on the list of gods' in the Tianhe Villa of Mr. Du Hao,"

"The disciple hurriedly ran all over Jinao Island, Mount Emei, Sanxian Island, Skull Mountain, Huolong Island, Jiulong Island, Caozhou, Sanshan Pass, Qinglong Pass and other island fairy mountains and prosperous places in the world. The decree has informed my disciples of the second, third and fourth generations, as well as the attendant Seven Immortals, Jinao Island Ten Heavenly Monarchs, etc."

"All the three thousand disciples who stopped teaching have returned to their dojo at this moment, closed the cave door, isolated from the world, obeyed the decree of the master, and completely cut off contact with the outside world!"

"Yes, Not Bad,"

Until this moment, Tong Tong revealed a slightly satisfied and relieved smile.

Seeing this smile, Duobao just wanted to step forward to ask for credit,

But he didn't expect Tong Tian's face to change again,

"It's just that these self-isolation measures are far from enough compared to the catastrophe we are about to face!"

Duobao's expression froze after hearing this, and he was stunned.

"Master, where did you say that? Didn't you agree earlier that as long as we don't take the initiative to attack, the other saints will have nothing to do with us?"

"The list of gods only accepts primordial spirits. As long as our sect works together, is not deceived, and isolates itself in the caves of the fairy mountains on the island, no matter how powerful those saints, uncles and uncles are, they will have no excuse to attack us juniors! "

"As long as our bodies are immortal, there is nothing we can do to measure them!"

The more Duobao talked, the more he felt that he made sense.

But just when he was beaming with joy, there was a bang on the head, and he was caught off guard by a chestnut that pierced the sky.
It hurts, it hurts,

A lump the size of a steamed bun, when it grows from his head like a mushroom, it looks very funny anyway, it will make the obscene male dream about it.

"Ah, Master, why did you hit me?"

Duobao pursed his old mouth, and Tongling's big tears flickered, looking pitiful and very wronged.

Tongtian was very distressed after seeing it.
It's the kind that really hurts!

My heart twitches when I see Duobao acting cute, old PTSD!
So Tongtian did not hesitate to raise the unicorn's right arm, which was cultivated after being single for billions of years,

Facing Duobao's cheek is a big ear scraper.

"Snapped!"

A bang exploded in the air!
"How many times have I told you that you need to use your head when you speak and do things, your head!"

"Not with your toes!"

"Would you have missed what you said? If the matter was so simple, I wouldn't have come back in such a hurry! Do you think I would like to go back to this deserted Biyou Palace and face your brain?" Is it something worthless?!"

"If it weren't for the two old silver coins of Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi, this plan is too sinister. I am already at Xiao Wa Wa's place at this moment, tasting tea and discussing Taoism and discussing life!"

"Honestly, my mother's displeasure!"

"His grandmother has a leg!~"

Tongtian directly vented all his grievances.

It's just that this wave of venting made Duobao stand on the spot completely stunned.

"Master, can I ask, who is the little Wawa you are talking about? This disciple is ignorant and ignorant. I haven't heard of such a fairy god in my Taoist sect yet?"

In fact, although Duobao said so, he vaguely had an answer in his heart, but he didn't dare to believe it, let alone say it directly.

As for Tongtian, when he heard Duobao's question, he naturally knew that he was just patronizing to vent, so he was a little out of choice.

In fact, he can be regarded as a quite calm person on weekdays. After all, he is a saint, so he is basically calm.

It's just that today's signing of the gods in Zixiao Palace caused him to receive deep malice from several other saints and even Shizun Hongjun. In addition, the reaction of the female snail to him today was also very different from the usual ones, and she even seemed to reveal something faintly. share favor,

Under two-phase stimulation,

His mood was much more excited than before, and he was a little careless when he spoke.

"Uh-huh!"

"Have you mentioned the word Xiaowawa before? You must have misheard it!"

Tongtian came to a wave of stewed duck in a boiling water pot on the spot—the dead duck had a hard mouth,

It was a direct denial of what he had just said about "Little Wawa",
Of course, Duobao is also a well-informed and interesting person, and his EQ coefficient is definitely above [-], otherwise it would not be possible to survive for so long beside the irritable Tongtian, still as the chief disciple.

"Oh, that must be the disciple's auditory hallucinations! Master must have never said the word Xiaowawa just now! And he didn't say any nonsense words like tasting tea, discussing Taoism, or discussing life!"

"This disciple can definitely testify!"

Tong Tian listened, at the beginning, he still felt that this apprentice Duobao was quite sensible, with high political consciousness, but the more he heard it, the more unpleasant it became.

In the end, he was already a little annoyed, and when he raised his eyes, he gave Duobao a majestic and glaring look.

This little firewood, if you don't hit it for three days, the tiles will be exposed on the top~
How dare you play tricks on me on this kind of issue~
What I just said just now has something to say, and it is very straightforward to imply this seat!

Isn't it just after grasping the handle of this seat, you want to take advantage of the trend to blackmail?

Hmph, you kid was brought up by me alone, what kind of tricks do you have in your heart, do you really think I don't know?
To put it bluntly, if you poke your ass, I will know what fart you will fart next!

But what's annoying is that Duobao, a young man, still has a really big mouth, and he didn't get the reputation of teaching the little trumpet for nothing.

Today, I accidentally said that I missed the matter between myself and Nuwa sister, it seems that I really have to spend some real money to stop the young man's mouth!
Thinking about it this way, Tongtian changed from a serious face to a spring face in the blink of an eye, [-] times faster than that of Sichuan Opera, a world intangible cultural heritage of later generations.
It really did a seamless connection without any trace.

And it has become quite thorough,
Just this expression now,
It is not an exaggeration to say that Tongtian is a kind old lady in elementary school textbooks,

The amiable face is full of kind aunt smiles.

"My apprentice, come here, I have something to tell you as a teacher!"

Tong Tian waved his sleeves, with a look of "Chinese kids, come here to work, here's candy for you, Missy Missy".

Duobao instinctively took a few steps back.

After surviving beside Tongtian for so long, not only has his emotional intelligence been highly trained, but his sense of crisis has also reached a state of perfection!

Seeing this, Tong Tian couldn't help shaking his head and sighing in his heart. The embroidery needle on his right hand hidden in Piao Piao's big sleeve could only be put back into the storage space in the big sleeve in a desperate manner.

"Hehe, Duobao, don't be afraid, the master will not harm you. After so many years, don't you understand the character of the master?!"

"You are like this, I suddenly feel a little pain in my little heart~"

After all, Tongtian covered his chest with his hands, making a heartbroken look.

Faced with such a touching and eye-catching scene, Duobao's face is calm and calm, the ancient well is calm,
This is the composure and calmness that has been cultivated for an unknown amount of time.

If Tongtian looked at the silver coins, Ben Duobao wouldn't believe the punctuation marks... "Master, you and I have been masters and apprentices for billions of years, there is really no need for this. Your concern has long been engraved in the disciple's heart!"

"We have something to talk about, dear brother, no, dear master and apprentice will settle accounts, if there is anything to explain, you will do it, but ordering disciples to do their best, this is what a disciple should do."

Hehe, the words are extremely beautiful, and you can say extortion so fresh, refined, and pleasant to the ear, Duobao boy, you are the first one. Tongtian's smile is still like a spring breeze, consistent,

"Haha, Duobao, you really deserve to be my obedient student, hey! After the current troublesome matters are over, I will authorize you to go to Mr. Du Hao's manor and stay for a while longer!"

"Although you and him are not real brothers, even you, a cheap brother, got it by accident, but it is always a karmic fate~"

"With this newly acquainted younger brother, we should still be intimate!"

Knowing an apprentice is like a teacher. As a master and apprentice for billions of years, Tongtian certainly knows what this apprentice is thinking and looking forward to at this moment.

It can be said that since Duobao came back from that day and the villa, he has been out of his mind and restless.

All Heavens knows, this is the chance that he never forgets about the Villa.

In fact, don't talk about Duobao, even Tongtian himself is always thinking about that day and the villa,

After all, between heaven and earth, it is possible for a sage of heaven and earth like him to feel the pleasure of breaking through the realm,

Not to mention that it is rare in the world, there is no trace at all.

If it weren't for the experience at Tianhe Villa earlier today,
To be honest, he even thought that there was no existence in this world that could make him improve again.

In this sense, Tiantian and the villa, as well as the owner of the villa, Du Hao, are definitely a blessing of great fortune that is hard to meet in millions of years and hard to find even with a lantern.

In a place like this, how can we not let people worry about it all the time?
Even Xiao Wawa, in terms of charm value, was slightly inferior to Yu Tongtian.

"Ah, so, thank you, Master!"

Hearing that Tongtian promised to let him stay in Tianhe Villa for a longer period of time in the future,
Duobao couldn't hide his inner excitement on the spot, and the corners of his mouth involuntarily raised a smile of happiness.

Although what he hoped before was that Tongtian could agree to such a request, and he was sure that Tongtian would agree,

But when he really heard Tongtian's personal narration, he couldn't help feeling very excited.

The main reason is that Du Hao's mountain villa is really too charming. The opportunities that can be found everywhere there can help the realm grow and break through. For a cultivator like Duobao, it is simply fascinating.

"However, before we go, we have to figure out a way to deal with the four old silver coins of Lao Tzu Sage, Yuanshi Tianzun, Zhunti Taoist, and Guidance Taoist!"

Tong Tian's face was serious, returning to his usual serious manner.

Duobao knew that it was his master who was about to start thinking seriously.

At such serious moments, Duobao would always quickly enter his role to share the worries and sorrows for the master.

Duobao has always been very clear about when to be skinny and when to be serious.

How else can I say that my EQ is [-]!
"Master, this disciple feels that instead of us thinking hard in the deserted Biyou Palace and working behind closed doors, it is better to take another trip to Tianhe Villa!"

"Young Master Du, that is, my younger brother, not only is his realm unfathomably high, but also his wisdom is profound, his comprehension is extraordinary, and he even has great means to spy on the secrets of heaven!"

"Also, Mr. Du is obviously supportive of Wu Jiejiao, otherwise he wouldn't have revealed so many secrets about the God Conferred Tribulation to us before!"

"So, let such an expert not ask for advice, but instead let us think hard here, why bother?!"

Duobao's words were to the point, and it really moved Tongtian!
"Well, Duobao, this plan is very clever!"

"As a teacher, let's see how the situation in Tianhe Villa is and whether Mr. Du Hao is at home. It stands to reason that it's only been less than a day since we left, and there shouldn't be much change."

Speaking of which, Tongtian is to gather spiritual power and display the innate treasure-level supreme god Tongtianyanshen,
I saw countless celestial spirits floating out from the big sleeves on both sides of Tongtian, mixed with Zhou Wei's mist and water vapor, and gradually condensed into a human-sized, transparent giant eye.

And at the eyeball in the middle of the giant eye,
The overall bird's-eye view of Tianhe Villa is fully revealed.

Just like the images captured by the high-definition reconnaissance satellites of later generations.

As Tongtian continued to cast spells, the image of Tianhe Villa also continued to zoom in and out, until at a certain moment, the camera finally focused on Du Hao.

"Fuck, fuck! Hongjun, you little hot chick, you can't afford to play, and engage in sneak attacks! You have no strength, you!"

The first time Tongtian saw the camera, he let out a shrill howl!