Fengshen: Misidentified Duobao as the eldest brother at the beginning

At this moment, Du Hao was really frightened.

It can be said that he has always had a little secret that he never wants to tell others.

That is, he suffers from apathetic sphincter syndrome,

This was the first day he had traveled to this world of conferred gods, and the illness was like a shadow that followed him everywhere.

This strange name was told to him after the system diagnosis and treatment, and Du Hao couldn't understand it at all.

But anyway, he knew that his back door could not be completely closed since the first day he crossed into this world.

There are often waste liquids and solids that are not needed by various organs leaking from the gaps,

Bringing him puff after puff of disgusting filth.

It is like a walking fertilizer spreader.

Changing pants ten times a day is not enough.

Later, the system gave Du Hao a bead, and the problem was completely solved.

Although the system did not tell Du Hao how to use this crystal clear bead like a glass marble in later generations,

But the smart Du Hao also realized the correct method of using the beads immediately without a teacher.

Haven't eaten pork, haven't seen a pig run yet?
He didn't want to hear too many stories about Pixiu.

Just one touch, the pearl will cure the disease!

It's really just the right size, no worries~.

He recovered from his serious illness and regained his new life, Du Hao was so happy that he flew up.

The only pity is that in the future, I have to carry organic fertilizers to the vegetable field to grow vegetables manually.

The automatic fertilization of man and machine has finally become an unbearable past.

But this didn't affect Du Hao's mood at all.

Except when going to the latrine to defecate, you need to take off the treatment equipment,
On weekdays, Du Hao is inseparable at all.

It's just that this matter is Du Hao's secret secret, and no one other than himself knows about it.
So Du Hao couldn't imagine how the other party knew his secret.

Could it be, could it be that this old man had quietly come to the villa before, or was he the kind who peeped at this young man going to the toilet? !
This is so bad fun!
Why is there such a wicked person in such a long time of conferring gods?Were the ancients all so open?This is outrageous!

At this moment, Du Hao's mentality has already started to collapse a bit,

All of a sudden, the excellent film and television works that Du Hao had seen in his previous life, such as Like-minded Pirates, Brokeback Mountain, Farewell My Concubine, Shan He Ling, Gay Forty, etc., suddenly filled Du Hao's head, making him instantly A lot of chilling horror images were produced.

This is really Nima's stimulation to the Tunguska explosion!

As for Hongjun, seeing Du Hao's flustered expressions, he naturally thought that the young man in front of him was weak and deceitful, so he became more and more unscrupulous.

"Haha, hahaha, it's exactly as I guessed by Daozu. You really have a strange treasure on your body, and a bead is used to protect your body."

"Without this bead, you are absolutely nothing!"

"Let me tell you, how can a pearl of rice grains shine like the sun and the moon? How can a stinky fish like you have the power to compete with me? It turns out that the roots are here!"

"This world is still the world of my Dao ancestor, forever and ever!"

Hongjun laughed wildly like a maniac, and said some words that Du Hao couldn't understand at all. In the end, he had completely turned on the self-promotion mode.

Just relying on a mouth skill accumulated over hundreds of millions of years, he almost blows himself up.

At this time, Hongjun's heart was completely like a raging fire cooking oil,
The next second of heat is going to explode,

It's like a built-in steam engine.

"Gan!"

"Young man, why don't you hurry up and hand over the bead hidden on your body to Ben Daozu, in exchange for Ben Daozu's extrajudicial favor to you?"

The shadow that Hongjun had been pressed and rubbed on the ground by Du Hao many times had disappeared at this moment, replaced by a geometric exponent of self-confidence.

The attitude towards Du Hao is also more and more domineering, assuming the attitude of a superior person that he usually has when facing sentient beings.

"What exactly do you mean by your extrajudicial grace?"

Du Hao is a good boy who asks when he doesn't understand.

"Haha, the so-called extrajudicial favor is to let you die quickly, don't be too uncomfortable, do you understand!"

When Hongjun spoke, he kept shaking his head with the cadence of his tone, looking very unbeatable.

"Old man, you are a bit funny. I stay in my own villa in peace, and I don't go out of the door. How can I encounter a chance of breaking the law, and I need you to be kind to me outside the law?"

"What kind of law is the law you are talking about?"

Although Du Hao was afraid of the strange orientation of the strange old man in front of him, it didn't affect his intelligence quotient at all.

Facing Hongjun's provocation, he responded with sharp words without being polite.

"Hahaha, ridiculous, extremely ridiculous!"

"In this world, the ancestor of Dao is the rules and the law. No one can escape the shackles of my rules, and you are no exception, you arrogant and uneducated boy."

"Isn't it the biggest violation of the law for you to offend the ancestor of the Dao and insult the ancestor of the Dao? What you violated is the law of heaven and earth!"

Hongjun's face is righteous and full of etiquette and integrity, very much like some shameless politicians in the West who have problems in their own country but only know how to blame them.

After Du Hao listened to Hongjun's words, it was not just as simple as feeling ridiculous,

I just feel that this thing is very magical!
This is so outrageous!Just a sloppy old man who dares to say that he is the embodiment of the laws of heaven and earth, is it true that people in the prehistoric world are so self-righteous?

For a moment, my young master was completely speechless, and could only lament the real black-bone mackerel in this world!
"Haha, I understand everything now, my lord. Do you regard yourself as the empress of this world?"

"Does Nima have the face to say that he is the law of heaven and earth, why don't you take a good pee and look in the mirror to see what kind of thing you are?"

"I think you are such a bad old man, you are simply crazy!"

In Du Hao's heart, there are ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping, they are magnificent, so naturally there is no trace of politeness in his mouth.

How could Hongjun bear this? Hearing these words, every hair on his body stood on end on the spot.

Seeing that it was about to explode like a volcanic eruption again,
But one second before the explosion, it was interrupted by Du Hao's words,

Du Hao's speech just now is not over yet.

"Besides, besides being a bit crazy, you old man can also corrupt people's innocence for no reason. It's really hateful!"

"What do you mean if I don't have beads, I'm absolutely nothing?"

"Who do you look down on?"

"Arranging you for such a naughty little 欻欻, what props do I need?"

"Just like you, I can hit ten!"

"Don't you suspect that my son cheated with those beads?"

While Du Hao was talking, he stretched out his hand to his back, probed down, and then kept digging and digging, finally he found the right owner.

"Here's this bead for you, take it, and then keep your eyes open to see if I'm going to cut you as usual, and it's over!"

After finishing speaking, Du Hao directly handed the beads to Hongjun's hand.

Hongjun looked at the crystal clear emerald green bead in his hand, felt the lingering warmth on it, and felt a storm in his heart on the spot!

"The patriarch of the Dao!"

"This shit is not dreaming, is it!?"

"Such a precious Primal Chaos Treasure, you just give it up?"

"Is it because I am too old to keep up with the times? Or is it that the guy opposite has lost his mind?"

"Could it be, could it be that this bead is really not a Chaos Bead as this young man said?"

Hongjun was originally a suspicious person, and many strange associations arose in his mind in an instant.

But what he was most concerned about was whether the bead in his hand was a genuine Chaos Bead.

How to judge?

This can't trouble Hongjun,
He has always liked the immersive treasure appraisal of personal experience.

First pinch the beads with your thumb and forefinger, put it on your nose and smell it, and immediately feel a smell like goat fart, coquettish and fishy.

The extremely delicate and neat white eyebrows on the forehead also moved imperceptibly.

This smell was different from what he had imagined, and it didn't give him the experience of immortality and fragrance that he expected.

Of course, it's not a big problem.

Such a small episode could not stop him from continuing to explore the deep-seated mysteries of the bead in his hand.

So he put the bead directly into his mouth,
Like a child eating candy,
Keep licking and licking with your tongue,
The licking beads rolled in the mouth,
The cheeks on both sides of the cheeks kept bulging alternately because of the beads in his mouth.

The expression is very cute.

A pair of beads looks delicious.

Athena and Di Xin on the side almost dropped their eyes to the ground.
Although they didn't know that there was such a thing stuffed in Du Hao's body before, the two of them watched the whole process of Du Hao taking out the bead just now.

"A ruthless man!"

Di Xin silently gave Hongjun a thumbs up in his heart.

Athena blushed and ran away, and vomited in the corner.

At this time, it is not an exaggeration to describe the mentality of the two of them as the three views are ruined.

Of course, the most shocking person on the scene was Du Hao,

My mother, what kind of tiger and wolf move is this! ?Just treat the beads like candies and stuff them in your mouth?But this is not candy, can it really be eaten?
What kind of fetishes are these? !

Du Hao's mouth was even slightly sour.

"Well, you old man, you can't eat this!~"

In the end, he still couldn't bear it, the kind-hearted Du Hao finally decided to remind Hongjun kindly, and at the same time stretched out his right hand to pick out the beads from Hongjun's mouth.

But unexpectedly, the other party didn't appreciate it at all.

Hongjun directly dodged and jumped back, narrowly avoiding Du Hao's mouth-picking blow.

There was even a half-smile on the face of the former, showing the attitude of a victor who debunked the conspiracy and was sure of winning.
"Hmph, young man, do you want to go back on your word?"

"Tell you, there are no doors! My Daozu doesn't take this kind of trick!"

"If you want to play tricks and tricks in front of me, you're too young!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

At the end, Hongjun couldn't hide his inner complacency any longer, and laughed loudly and presumptuously.

Du Hao was left alone in a daze.

This, this, this situation, I don't know what to say
"Well, may I ask, what does the pearl smell like?"

Finally, Du Hao couldn't hold back his inner curiosity, and asked the question that he had been wanting to ask since just now.

"No way, no way, you've been occupying this bead for so long, you haven't even tasted anything!?"

"Ben Daozu tells you, don't be mad. This bead is three points bitter, three points sweet, three points moderately salty, and one point clear and refined silky smooth. This taste is extremely delicious and wonderful. Word!"

Let me rub, isn't this the Dove chocolate that Lao Zi had eaten in his previous life? !
Du Haodang even thought of this idea.