Fengshen: Misidentified Duobao as the eldest brother at the beginning

At this time, Hongjun was really proud, and touched the yellow liquid on his face again,

He was in a hurry to enter this mountain villa to search for treasure just now, and he came down from the sky in a hurry, so he hadn't had time to wipe off the liquid stained from those thick and long yellow beams of light, until now he felt his cheeks were wet I finally remembered the itching.

"Well, it's still the familiar formula, the familiar taste, sweet and sour, a little salty!~"

While wiping, Hongjun put his fingers into his mouth.

Since he could feel these yellow liquids, which would help his breakthrough in cultivation, Hongjun was not willing to waste a single drop.
With the supreme mouth skills cultivated by an unknown amount of money, he crazily sucked the taste on his fingers.

The speed of wiping liquid from hands is also amazing.

With the blessing of the saint's power, the whole set of wiping and sucking movements can't be seen clearly with the naked eye, only countless illusory hand shadows can be seen, moving crazily on the cheeks and mouth.

It only took a few trillionths of a second, that is, the blink of an ordinary person's time, Hongjun wiped and sucked all the liquid on his face, and what he brought was an extremely efficient and terrifying person who directly transformed into Dongfang Xuan. The world's number one licking dog.

In the end, Hongjun was still very reluctant to let go of his mouth,

"It's not bad, it tastes great, in their Western words, it's very good!~"

Du Hao was dumbfounded when he heard it.

"Fuck, is it so exciting? What the hell is this old man just sucking up to? Why does this young master have a very familiar feeling? Could it be that this young master has an illusion?"

Only Athena and Di Xin knew the situation best, because they watched the whole process without shielding.

It's just that they know the truth, they just don't tell it, alas~ they just want to hold back their laughter in their hearts, just play~
To put it bluntly, I just want to see Hongjun make an embarrassment in front of Du Hao.

Because after a series of events just now, Di Xin and Athena are very convinced that Patriarch Hongjun is not the opponent of Young Master Du Hao at all.

As for Du Hao, he has always misunderstood his own strength, always thinking that he is a mortal with no cultivation.

He was not afraid of this bad old man in front of him before,

but now,
He seriously suspected that the other party had a special hobby in that area, so he felt fear for a while.

But this kind of fear comes and goes quickly in my heart. After all, this is not a fear based on the difference in strength.

Seeing that bad old man relentlessly pressing every step of the way, looking very hungry and thirsty,
After Du Hao was forced to retreat to a certain corner and could not retreat,

Finally ushered in a wave of temper outbursts.

"Hey! Oh, that bad old man, I advise you to be kind, don't push yourself too far!"

"Otherwise, my son will fight back!"

"Tell you, I know martial arts, so don't cry if I blow your dog's head off!"

"That's all for now, I hope you can do it yourself!"

After finishing speaking, Du Hao directly picked up a hoe in the corner. This hoe was the rest of the previous system rewards, and it was the ordinary small iron hoe of the same style that was given to Tongtian and Duobao before.

When Hongjun saw this hoe, he was stunned on the spot. After all, in terms of appearance and temperament, he had an inexplicable sense of familiarity with this hoe, as if he had seen it just a few hours ago.

"Fuck, I just remembered, isn't this ordinary little iron hoe the same style as the one used by Tongtian in the central hall of my Zixiao Palace a few hours ago?"

"It can't be said that the two hoes have nothing to do with each other, they are exactly the same!"

"Oh my god, could it be that Tian and the villa, and this young man in front of me, have something to do with that traitor?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"What the hell is Daozu thinking? It's just an ordinary hoe. There are so many similar-looking hoes in this world! How could I have thought that this villa would have something to do with Tongtian?"

"That rebel Tong Tian, ​​who has been dull since he was a child, looks very stupid, how could he possibly find the place where chances and blessings gather here?"

"If Tongtian has something to do with this villa, then this Taoist ancestor would run naked for a meeting in front of the whole world without wearing underwear! I said it!"

Horrified, Hongjun invoked the sage's enlightenment again, and thought about it with lightning speed in his mind's consciousness, until he finally smoothed out his thoughts.

But this is only a delay of Hongjun's blink of an eye, so it's not a big problem.

Hongjun continued to approach Du Hao who was curled up in the corner step by step like an old slut, his face was full of ferocity and greed, and both hands were raised high, using old and sharp five fingers, vigorously Made the appearance of two paws.

This scene is very similar to the wolf grandma in Western fairy tales pounced on Little Red Riding Hood.

At this time, Du Hao was also open-minded, knowing that it was absolutely impossible to rely on verbal warnings to frighten and drive away this lecherous old man in front of him.

"Nimma, I originally wanted to come here to respect the old and love the young, but you, a bad old man, don't give me a chance!"

He shook his head lightly and sighed, his eyes full of helplessness.

However, in Hongjun's eyes, these actions became a sign to show that the young man on the other side had bowed his head and succumbed to his fate, which caused the hormones in his body, dopamine and other messy hormones to skyrocket again, and the whole person became more and more vicious. Crazy excited.

"Haha, hahaha, young man, you are resisting! Why did you die so quickly?"

"Hurry up and startle, come here and beat me up hard!"

"Geigeigeigeigei!"

Hongjun, who was in such a good mood that he almost got carried away, laughed and let out a goose cry.

It's just that the magic laughter is not over yet,
But there was a "bang" in the air,
The ordinary little iron hoe in Du Hao's hand,

At some point, it hit Hongjun's forehead, making a crisp sound like a wooden stick hitting a watermelon.

Just when Hongjun was laughing out loud, Du Hao showed his favorite martial arts technique, the 36-way dog-beating-stick technique.

After all, he is a master of martial arts, so the tactic of splitting words just now: hitting the dog's head with a stick, can be said to be fast, accurate and ruthless, and a hit will hit on the spot!
Of course, Du Hao also saved his hand, he didn't use the hoe to dig Hongjun's head head-on, but hit it in the opposite direction.

Otherwise, if this hoe goes down, it is estimated that Hongjun will directly open a watermelon.

At this time, Hongjun was hit by this stick and his head buzzed continuously.

The tinnitus was worse than the five slaps just now.

He was really a little confused at the moment,

He is obviously a saint of the great way, the leader of the world of immortals and gods of the Eastern Taoist sect, the master of the world of the Eastern Taoist sect,
It stands to reason that in this world, I should be an omnipotent existence who can call the wind and call the rain, get what I want, and be omnipotent. How could I suffer so many setbacks and blows for no reason today?

First, he was blocked by Tongtian from signing the list of gods, and he finally settled it. When he came to investigate the cause of Ares' death, he was blocked outside the gate of this inconspicuous villa, and he couldn't even step in.

In the end, he resorted to tricks and finally stepped in, only to be humiliated again and again by this mortal boy in front of him who had no cultivation at all.

Isn't it just robbery, isn't it, is it necessary to collect a Chaos Orb for the sky? As for the need to go through so many twists and turns?
Could it be that Daozu didn't look at the almanac when he went out today?Or is today the Daozu's natal day?
Also, although the opponent's young man's stick just now is quite methodical, in the eyes of Ben Daozu, it is indeed slow like a snail crawling, but why can't I dodge and block it, as if being attacked by an invisible force? His strength was bound for life, he couldn't move, and he wanted to be hit by this sap like a snail?

This is outrageous!

Are the troubles over?
Ben Daozu doesn't want to lose face, does he? !

"Ahhh!"

The more Hongjun thought about it, the more angry he became, until finally he became completely mad and let out a very unwilling cry.

"It's not fair, it's not fair at all!"

"Why, you, a young brat, can beat up my Daozu like this over and over again, you must be cheating!"

"I'm going to report you, ehhhh~"

Du Hao watched Hongjun clasping his head like a shrew and yelling loudly, so he couldn't help twisting his eyebrows into a Sichuan shape,

"You old man, there is something wrong with your designation, and it's still not serious!"

"However, my son always pays attention to convincing others with virtue, respecting the old and loving the young,"

"In particular, my son came to this world because he made three wishes."

"That's fair, fair, or fucking fair!"

"So, since you said that my son beat you up unfairly, then tell me what you want me to do to be considered fair?"

Hongjun held his already swollen head with both hands. Originally, the pain mask should not look too good-looking.

But when I heard the other person say that I can ask myself,
My head seemed to stop hurting immediately.

His hands were directly put down from the covered head, revealing a big swollen bag. The big bag was stacked on top of his head, making Hongjun's head look like a gourd at the moment.

Ancestor Hongjun turns into a gourd baby in seconds!
But he doesn't care about these things. The face of a saint is naturally extremely noble on weekdays, but it is worthless in front of the interests of real money.

But after seeing Hongjun's long triangle eyes, the two smart eyeballs rolled around a few times,

He just opened and closed his thick lips, and said his request, with a sly look on his face,

"Hmph, Wuna Zhuzi, do you know the true identity of this Taoist ancestor?"

"I don't know, and I don't want to know. Pick the key points and don't waste everyone's time by talking nonsense."

Du Hao waved his hand and interrupted Hongjun, looking very impatient.

Hongjun originally wanted to put on his own identity to suppress the opponent's arrogance, but he didn't expect that he hit a nail.

In fact, he is not particularly sure at the moment, whether the other party, a young man from the human race, knows his identity,
It stands to reason that he should know, because Di Xin and Athena who were with this young man recognized him from the very beginning.

But it seems that I don't know it. After all, if ordinary people knew his identity, they would have been so scared that they would have prostrated themselves on the ground, and they would get whatever they want. How could they beat him like this guy? !

Only an existence much stronger than Hongjun would show such an unscrupulous look.

"Could it be, could it be, is that true? This ordinary young man in front of you is actually a terrifying existence stronger than me, a Daoist sage?"

Finally, in the bottom of Hongjun's heart, there still rose a terrifying thought that was already ready to move but was unwilling to face up to, enough to make him shudder when he thought of it.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Immediately, he shook his head violently, denying this idea immediately.

"It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous, it's obviously that damned Chaos Orb that's working!"

"In this world, is there an existence stronger than me, Hongjun? There was none before, none now, and there will be none in the future!"

"If there is, there is only one end, and that is death!"

"All die to me, just like Luo Hu and his demon descendants!"

With the enlightenment blessing of Dao sage level, Hongjun's brain runs at high speed, just like a supercomputer of later generations,

The great fear and disbelief brought his mentality to the brink of collapse, and then the hysteria broke out completely after bottoming out.

An impotent and furious roar filled his entire soul.

"Okay, according to what you said, I will go straight to the point."

After a pause in the blink of an eye, Hongjun's voice sounded again,
But this time it was much lower, as if he was recovering from a serious illness.

"You said, you want to give me fairness! Then please hand over the beads on your body, this is the real fairness!"

"Otherwise, how can there be any fairness in the duel between you and me!?"

"Under the oppression of the supreme power of this Taoist ancestor, without that bead, your boy would have been born and died long ago, and those who died can't die again!"

"Don't you know that you are the Daoist ancestor?!"

Hongjun stared straight at the young man opposite him with his scarlet eyes.

After Du Hao heard the words, he felt his brain explode, and his whole body felt like an electric shock.

"Could it be, could it be that my young master's little secret was really discovered by him?!"