Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Sun Wukong said: "Third Junior Brother, let me tell you the truth, that village was enlightened by a few great Bodhisattvas.
It's not a monster, so don't worry, the bag won't die anyway.

It's just that it is necessary to suffer, and he deserves it. How could he have selfish motives on the Westward Journey?

Think about it, when Master was in your quicksand river, Master gave Taibai Jinxing to those four beauties, but Master didn't even look at it. This is Master.

As disciples, although we can't compare with Master, we can't embarrass Master.

You think the master doesn't know, but the master already knew it. When he turned a corner and saw this manor, the master knew what was going on.

It's just that time doesn't tell. "

Sun Wukong and Monk Sha dug some wild vegetables while looking for firewood, grabbed a few sheep and returned to the tent.

The light rain was still falling, with no intention of stopping.

They started to light a fire to cook, even if the dry firewood they picked up was wet by the rain, it was not affected.

They have also practiced their own real fire, especially Xuan Yi Er 35 Liu Qi has cultivated Liu Ding Shen Huo, there is no dry wood that they can't light.

Tang Seng yawned and got off the bed, Xuan Yi immediately ran in and served Tang Seng to wash.

Tang Seng came out of the tent, looked around, and then asked Monkey King: "Zhu Bajie hasn't come back yet?"

Sun Wukong laughed: "Master, he is now a door-to-door son-in-law, and the spring night was once worth a thousand dollars, so why would he come to our place to eat and sleep in the open?"

"That's right. This child has no filial piety at all. What a failure in education."

After Tang Seng finished speaking, he couldn't help shaking his head.

Bursts of fragrance wafted through the woods, Zhu Bajie was awakened by the touching fragrance,
It was only then that he realized that he was hanging from a high treetop, tightly tied up, unable to move at all.

The pattering autumn rain wet his clothes, he tried his best to dry his clothes, but found that the rain was different from usual.

The real fire in his body couldn't dry up the rainwater at all.

The wind blowing slightly was so cold that he couldn't help shivering.

He understands that he has been calculated, it's too shameful, where is this place?

There is no one around, could it be that he was abandoned like this?
No, it smells like barbecue!
There must be someone here!
He wanted to call for help, but he couldn't bear to lose anyone. The idiot was struggling in pain.

The smell of barbecue was getting stronger and stronger, Zhu Bajie sniffled, the smell of this kind of barbecue was so familiar.

Yes, come to think of it, this is Xuan Yi's unique method of roasting meat, because only their Liuding Shenhuo can roast such a unique taste.

And this is also their original barbecue method, and these condiments are all configured by them themselves.

It's Master, Master!

They were eating and hadn't left yet, Zhu Bajie couldn't help shouting for help when he thought of this.

"Master, help, save your poor apprentice."

"Master, I heard the second brother yelling for help. The honest and honest Monk Sha saw Monkey King and Tang Seng, and even Xuan [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-] [-], turned a deaf ear and couldn't help reminding them."

"I said Mr. Sha, did you hear me wrong, this door-to-door son-in-law has done a good job and has left our teammate.

This Zhu Bajie is used to being loose with us, and it is inevitable for his in-laws to tell him some rules to follow.

You don't know, the son-in-law's status is the lowest, not as good as the servants in their estate.

This is the rule of the human world, and of course you have been living in heaven without knowing it.

If you don't know anything about this world, don't talk. Let's eat our food and walk after eating. "

Monk Sha was stubborn at first, and after hearing this, he said "oh" and stopped talking.

The place where Zhu Bajie was tied up was actually not far from them, and Monkey King spoke loudly on purpose.

Zhu Bajie heard it clearly, and couldn't help shouting loudly: "You dead monkey, how could you arrange me like this!"

Master, help! I don't dare anymore, never dare!Zhu Bajie's cries became more and more miserable, and he even began to cry.

"Master, why don't we bring the second senior brother back." Xuan Yi felt a little sour when he heard this, and said to Tang Seng.

"Forget it, Wukong, go with Monk Sha and get him back."

Holding a roast leg of lamb in his hand, Sun Wukong walked under the big tree where Zhu Bajie was in a few steps.

Then Xiangyun was set up, and Zhu Bajie there made a face-to-face face-to-face.

Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie curiously: "Good son-in-law, don't talk about it so late, thank you, and don't go to the master to announce the good news.

Why are you so naughty here?Where is your mother-in-law?your wife?

Oops, this son-in-law is really hard to do. It was only the first day, and you were tied up and hung here. Why is that? "

Zhu Bajie lowered his head satirically by Monkey King's harsh words, blushed, and didn't say a word.

Drifting is an honest man, quickly set up auspicious clouds to catch Zhu Bajie from the tree, untied the rope, and patted Zhu Bajie's body with his hands, and the blocked acupuncture points of Zhu Bajie recovered.

Zhu Bajie ignored Sun Wukong's sarcasm, ran to Tang Seng, lay down on the ground, kowtowed and did not speak.

Tang Seng sighed and said: "Forget it, I don't want you, you should follow me, Xuan Yi, let's have dinner, let's go on after dinner."

At this time, Monkey King walked over staggeringly, moved a stool and sat down to ask Zhu Bajie.

"Do you know those people?"

"Eldest brother, how would I know, I passed out when I walked to the backyard, and I didn't know anyone."

Drifting also asked curiously: "Second Brother, which of the four Bodhisattvas wants to be your bride?"

Zhu Bajie blushed: "Don't mention this matter again, it's really not human."

Not to mention that Tang Seng and his disciples were eating and drinking in the tent, laughing at Zhu Bajie.

On the other side of the mountain, these four great bodhisattvas suffered a great crime.

They originally planned to tease Tang Seng and give him a good lesson, but Tang Seng was not fooled.

Zhu Bajie went in and out of nowhere, these four bodhisattvas naturally would not let Zhu Bajie go, they were all idle, bored people playing around and thinking about it.

Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva even tease Zhu Bajie with no taboos.

Lishan old mother, such a prudent bodhisattva, also showed her childlike innocence. They even invented a game called Tiantian Marriage.

Get busy with Zhu Bajie's head, then use a rope to tie Zhu Bajie up and hang him on a tree.

In the end, he used wind and rain to teach Zhu Bajie a profound lesson.

After everything was done, they set up the auspicious clouds and left quietly. Just after turning over a mountain, four golden lights suddenly appeared and bound them up.

It turned out that the fairy-binding rope was modified by Tang Seng!

Even a sage would have to work hard to untie the immortal rope used by Tang Seng, let alone these sub-sages.

So the four great bodhisattvas were unlucky, and they were also hung on the tree, experiencing the wind and rain that they themselves performed.

These wind and rain are the wind and rain used by the gods, even if the clothes they wear are magic weapons, they can be penetrated by these wind and rain, making their bodies cold.

Binding them with fairy ropes sealed the flow of their true qi and did not limit their magic power.

Using their mana, they could see Tang Seng, where they were happily eating, drinking and having fun, and then they carried their luggage, rode their horses and swung their whips, and headed west in the wind and rain.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, the little man you are looking for is too nonsensical, let's play a joke on him, and he treats us like this,

This little fellow is now going away without hesitation, without the slightest bit of sentimentality,
Such a straight man lives with him, and you will suffer in the future. "Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva couldn't help but say Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.

Old mother Lishan said: "I don't blame Tang Seng, he is exhausted enough from his journey to the West, we are the ones who caused him trouble.

This little guy is indeed very talented and full of great luck. You see, his apprentice made such a big mistake, and he didn't even say a word to hurt him, and he defended him everywhere.

Such a person treats his disciples so well, and if he treats his significant other, he won't go wrong. "Li Shan's old mother said.

"If you think about this matter from this aspect, it is indeed the case.

It's just that this little guy is too infuriating, what should we do if we are trapped here? "