Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Monkey King didn't know what was going on, and stood there blankly, like a wooden man, without speaking.

Drifting is an honest person, he follows Tang Seng wholeheartedly, of course he can't speak.

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes, seeing that Tang Seng ignored him and dared not speak.

Seeing Tang Seng and his disciples, the woman got up angrily and left without saying a word, ignoring them at all.

Before leaving, they took all their meals away.

Tang Seng patted his buttocks and got up and went out. As the saying goes, there is a lot of gossip in front of widows. There is no man who makes decisions in this family. They are not suitable here.

Monkey King and Monk Sha also followed behind, but Zhu Bajie quietly said to Tang Seng:

"Master, you are too straightforward, so you vaguely agreed to make them happy, and we can have a good meal.

Anyway, let's just stay for one night, get up and leave tomorrow, that's all.

If you do this, we have no food, no place to live, and we have to go outside.Why bother. "

Tang Seng said: "The most important thing for a practitioner is commitment.
So you have to remember in the future, don't make promises lightly, lest you fall into karma, make yourself suffer, and let your cultivation be damaged. "

After Zhu Bajie heard this, he stopped talking.

Four people arrived at the door, [-] They had already prepared, and they had already set up tents outside.

After cooking in the tent, Tang Seng sat cross-legged on the cloud bed and closed his eyes to meditate.

The old mother of Lishan looked at Tang Seng and his party with her intelligent eyes in the courtyard, and nodded secretly in her heart.

"Avalokitesvara, this Tang monk is handsome and well-behaved. What a nice person, he is not as bad as you said."

Avalokitesvara was also puzzled, when did this monk Tang become so honest?Can't figure it out.

"That Zhu Bajie seems to be a little moved." Manjusri Bodhisattva said suddenly.

"That's just right, we have some Coke." Samantabhadra laughed loudly.

"This is not good, this Tang Monk looks harmless to humans and animals, and is very defensive, it is better to deal with him,
If it comes to his apprentice, I'm afraid he will fight back. "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said.

"He is a golden fairy, what can he do to us." Li Shan's old mother didn't think so.

The three giggled and went to prepare. Guan Yin sighed and could only follow behind.

Sun Wukong quietly walked into Tang Seng's tent: "" Master Bajie led the horse away, did he feel moved and wanted to stay here?
I think he must be unlucky. These bodhisattvas are full every day and have nothing to do. What is the meaning of playing this game?
Tang Seng said: "It's not that they have nothing to do. You said that they are all blessed, and they have all reached the top of the Daluo Golden Immortal, and their lives are very long.

Don't worry about practicing, as soon as this person is free, he has to find some boring things to do."

Sun Wukong also sat down cross-legged: "Isn't it? If you want to keep us here, isn't that just lying and bullying us stupid?
This place is an empty mountain forest, and it is not a blessed place.

In our group, there are only four adults, we are masters and apprentices, and only master is handsome and handsome, but master, you have great luck on your back, and you have to travel westward.

It's impossible for me, then only Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie are left.

Monk Sha is an honest and honest person, like a dull gourd, he can't speak more than five words.

Zhu Bajie is lively and likes girls too, but with his appearance and his level of cultivation, do you think the Bodhisattvas we saw would like him?

These bodhisattvas have already surpassed his cultivation base, and her children's cultivation base is probably not low. "

Tang Seng said calmly: "The female Bodhisattva has reached the late stage of the sub-sage, and has gradually approached consummation.

Whether one can become a saint depends on chance. "

Sun Wukong was taken aback: "So powerful!"

Tang Seng said: "Of course, so let's be careful this time.

Although there will be no physical pain, but being laughed at, it would be a shame.

The more literary you are, the more careful you must be. These are people who have lived for tens of thousands of years. When we meet them, we can only use wisdom.

Martial arts is different. The competition of martial arts is about cultivation and magic weapons, not experience. We still have the possibility to win.

So, Bajie will endure hardships this time. "

"Master, do you want to remind him?"

"What's the reminder? It's too late." Tang Seng said calmly.

Tang Seng's concern is justified, because he knows what will happen.

And if such a thing happens, it will make him lose face. Although his teaching to his disciples is good, but it is another matter to make others laugh at him.

Sun Wukong said: "Since the master is worried, I will go to see him and this bag. What is it for?"

Tang Seng knows that some things cannot be stopped.So he said to Sun Wukong:

"You can go and have a look, but you are only allowed to look, don't interfere."

Sun Wukong listened and nodded. It seems that the master knew something, but he didn't say anything.

A master is a master.

Sun Wukong transformed into a red dragonfly, caught up with Zhu Bajie, and followed Zhu Bajie quietly.

He found out that Zhu Bajie said he was going to graze the horses, and he didn't go where there was grass. Instead, he led the horses around three times, and found the back door of a rich family.

Zhu Bajie quietly put his head in, saw someone inside, and walked in quietly.

Sun Wukong looked at the door and saw the woman with three young women looking at the flowers under the light.

As the saying goes, look at the beauty under the light.

These three young women were already beautiful, and they looked even more charming under the lights.

Monkey King knew what was going to happen, so he flew back quietly and told Tang Seng what he saw.

Tang Seng frowned after hearing this: These bodhisattvas are really good at playing.

You said that you are free to travel around the mountains and rivers, so why come here and make trouble with us.

Thinking of the teasing Zhu Bajie received, he felt angry and sat on the stone drum in silence.

"Master, I see that Bajie will stay here in all likelihood."

Hearing this, Tang Seng felt agitated and jumped off the stone drum.

"How is this possible, with his appearance, with his mana, is that possible?
Regardless of him, he won't die anyway, let's go to the tent and go to sleep! "

Tang Seng, Monkey King and Monk Sha all went to sleep in the tent, regardless of what happened outside.

No matter whether it is Sun Wukong or Drifting Monk, it is Xuan One Two Three Four Five Six Seven.

These people all knew that Zhu Bajie's life would not be in danger, so they slept soundly.

Tang Seng felt aggrieved, and in the middle of the night, he took out four fairy ropes and threw them out.

Ha, you are teasing my apprentice, I want to show you how it feels to be teased.

It was drizzling outside, the breeze was blowing, and the cool breeze was blowing. Tang Seng fell asleep completely this time.

When the east was turning pale, the industrious sand monks got up. When they got up, they found that they were in the middle of the pine forest.

The former manor with carved beams and painted buildings disappeared, and he quickly called Monkey King: "Brother, did we meet a ghost?"

Monkey King turned over on the bed: "What the hell? We are all practitioners, so we are afraid of ghosts.

Brother Sha, do you have any psychological barriers? "

"No, senior brother, we are in the wilderness."

Sun Wukong was woken up by Monk Sha and couldn't fall asleep, so he sat up and told Monk Sha quietly.

"Don't make a fuss, Master and those juniors are still sleeping.

You make such a fuss, it seems that you have never seen the world.

Back then, when Master and I were traveling westward, we saw this kind of thing a lot.

Whether it is demons, ghosts or gods, demons and Buddhas enlightening a village, that is a common occurrence.

You, the mana is still not enough, you can't see through the real and the virtual, you have to think about it carefully in the future, practice hard,
It doesn't mean that if you have a high level of cultivation and a lot of true energy, your magic power will be high. This practice requires all aspects. "

Sun Wukong quietly pulled Drifting Monk out of the tent, and began to boast to Monk Sand.

"Eldest brother is right, when elder brother was in the Heavenly Court, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven was an extremely intelligent person.

I have lived in the sky for tens of millions of years, and I am still a rolling shutter general. I know I am ignorant.

In the future, if there is something I don't understand, I'll pick up my senior brother and give me some pointers. "

After Sun Wukong heard this, he was very pleased and patted Monk Sha: "Junior Sha, don't be so polite, let's get some firewood and start cooking."

While the two were looking for dry firewood in the woods, Drifting still asked worriedly: "Eldest senior brother, where did the second senior brother go?"